Noah System Administration Service Center
Chapter 1 is really not a directory
No sense of urgency! ! !
Almost killed himself by biting his tongue! ! !
39#【Host】White Lotus
Is it so unacceptable?
Life is all about having fun
If you have the opportunity to be cool, of course you must seize it
40#【Former host】little secretary
Don't dirty the little girl's eyes with your unscrupulous three views!
...But straight man, you...really...
41#【Host】Cinderella
... Seniors have worked hard
42#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
ha?Just because of this, you want to change the system?
43# [former host] straight man
"Just because of this"? ? ?
Isn't that enough? !
44#【Former host】little secretary
What is this teenage hero...
45#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
Just being fucked by a man, it doesn't matter
I, can, is, three, view, all, receive, arrive, have, wash, wash
46#【Host】White Lotus
...what did you go through
47#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
My name says it all succinctly and clearly.
My task is to travel between various brain-damaged domestic dramas and defeat all kinds of enemies
48# [former host] straight man
……Uh
It won't be what I thought it would be
49#【Former host】little secretary
In fact, my BOSS is also very brain-dead...
50#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
I... I won't say that the skills provided by the system are shooting the enemy one by one from eight hundred miles away, using the shaking of the wrist to make the ballistic arc, tearing the devil with bare hands, etc...
Not to mention passive buffs are also 100% immune to being hit by bullets or still alive and kicking after being hit...
Ah...the system asked me to throw the plane with a hoe...I even shot it down...I got a lot of points at once...but I don't know why I don't feel happy at all
51# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Truth is always more jaw-dropping than any fictional story~
52#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
Whichever world I'm in pretty much always makes me play peasant bandit...well...professions are equal...!I can't... look down on other professions!
It's a big deal to hide my true nature as a cellist...!
53#【Host】Cinderella
Big... Cellist... Anti-Japanese Hero...
54#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
but.
Ask me to open a harem in various worlds.
I really say no.
55# [former host] straight man
...Generally speaking, for this kind of guy who shows off his sister's harem, I will take out a torch
But... brother, you suffer
56#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
childhood sweetheart li jinhua
Female bandit Niu Zhencui
Revolutionary Comrade Liu Chun
These three people are the ones I need to attack in this world - each of them must reach at least 80 favorability
57#【Host】White Lotus
...it's wrong to judge a book by its cover
can sleep enough l
58#【Former host】little secretary
……cough
That... no matter what kind of girl is... a treasure that should be cherished carefully...
59#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
By the way, they have the special skills of Lingbo Weibu, Beacon Fire Thunderbolt, and Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle... Although the names of the skills are made up by myself
I think they are like Huashan discussing swords on the battlefield... I also saw the legendary kung fu where fallen leaves and flying flowers are hidden weapons
Compared to the beginning, I have become a lot stronger, but compared with them... I still feel ashamed
60#【Host】Cinderella
... It is a good thing for women and girls to be self-improving
61#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
In other words, they will transform
When the critical moment comes, they will b
62#【Former host】little secretary
Enough, enough! ! !
Who the hell came up with such a mission! ! !
63# [former host] straight man
This kind of thing! ! !Can't even see it on TV now! ! !
64#【Host】White Lotus
...I think I'm just pretending to be fishing for men. It's really easy in comparison.
65# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Who else besides the Lord God can formulate such a task~
And the main purpose of the message board is to let everyone find that there are always people who are worse than themselves, so as to stimulate everyone's enthusiasm for doing tasks~
66#【Former host】little secretary
...Have you found it?
Although it seems to be very effective, but I still don't want to use this method to decompress us! !
67#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
Ah... Recently, I have gradually begun to feel that I am about to adapt to this kind of life...
68# [former host] straight man
bro calm down...
69#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
There is nothing wrong with feeling the flames of history...
70# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Hehehe~ That’s right, that’s right~
If you can't resist, you must learn to enjoy it~
Speaking of which, a straight man can also be called an anti-Japanese hero~~
71# [former host] straight man
Die ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
72#【Host】Cinderella
...I'd better go back and talk to His Royal Highness.
...A mere result, what is it...
The author has something to say:...Actually, the host is fine, but I almost forgot which system is which [Can Nian
Silently made a table to record the characters and characteristics of each chapter... [Although the personality of the system doesn't matter at all!
☆、Previous story【If you are an imperial doctor, you will live a hundred days】
"Even my beloved concubine couldn't be cured, and they were all dragged down and killed to be buried with them!" Longyan on the seat was furious, and ghosts and wolves howled under the seat—the delicate and frail Imperial Doctor Shen collapsed on the ground after rolling his eyes, his old eyes were dazed. Doctor Liu rushed forward and hugged the emperor's thigh with all his strength, crying. The calm doctor Song took out his handkerchief and began to write a blood book. The rest of the doctors were even more mournful. The side becomes crazy, howling sounds vary in height.
Xue Hanxiao also mingled among the crying imperial doctors and murmured to himself: "One, two, three, four, five, accompanying the king is like accompanying a tiger; it is tiring and laborious, and the salary will be deducted... Now it seems that I have to add one more sentence." 'In the end, woohoo, I can't save my life'!" Just as he was in a daze, someone pulled him up from the ground and walked out of the hall; the voices of the imperial doctors beside him also became louder, almost It's like the last carnival; the guard pulling him wasn't too arrogant, he even heard the guard comforting him softly, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm not sure what to do. Then we will meet again down there!"
Just as Xue Hanxiao was about to say something, she was pushed against the hollow of her knee and fell to her knees on the cold ground.He looked around, and saw that the cries had gradually weakened—some of them had their heads separated and could no longer utter a sound; some were still adjusting the angle of their necks, probably wanting to die more happily.
Unable to bear to look any further, Xue Hanxiao stared straight at the ground, thinking wildly again.My father who died early really gave me a good name, now he is fine, isn't he smiling Jiuquan!
Xue Hanxiao, who had a face full of grief and indignation, felt his neck go cold, and the world plunged into darkness.
"Di—congratulations to the host for successfully binding with system number 801! Next, we will officially enter the task link, and the countdown will be three—two—one—the world will open—"
... There seems to be someone else in Jiuquan!But this voice was not like any of his colleagues he knew. Besides Liu Yuyi and Shen Yuyi... who else was buried with him just now?Xue Hanxiao counted, and gradually lost consciousness again...
"Hey, brat, wake up!" Xue Hanxiao felt as if someone was shaking himself desperately, "If you don't get up again, be careful that the emperor will let you be buried with you!"
... buried with him again!Xue Hanxiao jumped up suddenly, which startled the imperial doctor Liu who came to call him: "What are you doing! Do you want to scare the old man to death!"
Xue Hanxiao was taken aback, and looked out the window.Under the night, the imperial doctors were rushing out in a file and rushing towards the harem—although the night was already dark, it was obvious that their heads were still growing on their shoulders.
He touched his nose, he... Could it be that he had a nightmare?Such a real dream, he felt that he could still remember the desperate poem written by Song Yuyi in the blood book...
"The host was not having a nightmare just now, everything is real!" Xue Hanxiao was startled suddenly, it was the voice he had just heard!At this moment, rather than saying that the voice was close to his ears, it was better to say that it sounded like it was coming from his own head.
"Host, don't worry, you don't have hysteria. I'm system number 801, and I'm here for you as the host." The voice in his head continued to explain, "You were indeed beheaded by the emperor just now, but due to the strong resentment of the Tai Hospital collective, You were given a chance to be reborn, and that's why you're here again."
Xue Hanxiao felt like he was in some kind of storybook, or the one from the Arabian Nights Tales from a Liaozhai Studio.But for some reason, he realized that what 801 said was probably true.Or maybe all this is just a revolving door?
"...So, now I'm back to before I went to heal Concubine Bai?" That's just going through the process of being beheaded again, right?
"You can rest assured, the host. In order to ensure the quality of service and the satisfaction of the host, this system will provide the host with various skills, props, and message boards." The system patiently explained, "Since the host is using this system for the first time and the situation is special , I will give the host a set of skill packs worth 20000 points "Healer's Benevolence". However, because it is a free gift, the host must meet certain conditions before the skill can be activated..."
"...", although I couldn't understand what it was saying, but it seemed very powerful, "Can this "Healer's Benevolence" help me escape?"
"Yes host, as long as you activate the skills in it, your medical skills can increase exponentially, no matter what incurable disease it is, you can easily catch it, and you don't have to worry about your own life anymore!"
Xue Hanxiao sighed: "It's not too late, let's go." Seeing that the other imperial doctors were all gone, it would be too late for him to leave.
"Wait a minute!" The system stopped him again, "This white noble concubine has a sudden attack, which is beyond the reach of acupuncture and moxibustion. The best choice is to use the skill "Hua Tuo Rebirth", but the condition for the activation of this skill is to find someone to give it to you first." He opened the skull, thereby fulfilling the wish of the famous doctor Hua Tuo, and making his ability work for you..."
"...What?" Xue Hanxiao felt as if he hadn't heard clearly, "Craniotomy?"...Wei Chen couldn't do it!
"However, because this condition is relatively harsh, the condition for launching this skill has been optimized now. It only needs to beat someone's head to bleed."
...It doesn't seem to be much better, right?
Xue Hanxiao looked around, and there was only Imperial Doctor Liu who was still urging him in the room. "Liu Yuyi is getting old, this old body...isn't suitable." He secretly checked the opponent's ability to resist blows, and shook his head.
"...Could it be that if Liu Yuyi is 20 years younger, you can do it?! You can let Liu Yuyi wait to hold the emperor as much as possible, and then go to a secluded alley and find someone to knock on it." It’s just a stick.”
Sin! Sin!Xue Hanxiao was feeling emotional in his heart, and at the same time told old Liu Yitong, and found an excuse to part ways with him.
"Crackling——" From time to time, the wind whimpered and shuttled between the palace walls, gently blowing the doors and windows of the palace, as if telling the infinite grievances of the innocent souls in the imperial palace.In the dark night, only a few faint palace lanterns flickered on and off, illuminating the white-robed man standing under the wall indefinitely.
Xue Hanxiao, whose face was dimly illuminated, was holding a big stick in his hand: "Wonderful, wonderful. If no one passes through this cold palace again, the heads of my colleagues can probably be strung together to make Buddha beads!"
"Why are you so cruel?" The system also sounded a little guilty, "Don't worry, listen...someone is coming up ahead!"
Xue Hanxiao did hear a slight noise, but it didn't sound like someone was coming from the corner in front, but it seemed to be close to him...
The sound of the wind beside my ears sounded more and more resentful, almost like someone was crying...
Behind him, the palace lantern hanging in front of the cold palace suddenly went out.
A black figure floated down, silently turned his back to Xue Hanxiao, and stood in front of him.The figure moved slightly - he seemed to be turning around...
"Bang!!!" Xue Han smiled expressionlessly and hit the black figure on the head with a stick.The figure swayed, looked at him in disbelief, and fell to the ground.
"Congratulations to the host, you have successfully fulfilled the conditions for activating the skill, and activated the skill "Hua Tuo's Rebirth"! ... And the host has good skills, the first time you hit someone, you have this clean skill and courage, accurate You have completely controlled the force of beating people, I really can't see that you are just a powerless imperial doctor, could it be that the host has practiced it before?"
Xue Hanxiao hung down the stick and remained motionless.Oops, he thought, just now he was so cowardly that he couldn't control his unicorn arm, and subconsciously swung the ghost that floated down from above to knock out three souls—would there be a ghost haunting him? He revenge?
Without hesitating for a long time, he came back to his senses and turned the "ghost" over. "..." He turned back silently, "It's really wonderful, it can be said that you have just stepped out of the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den."
The system curiously checked the identity of this motionless figure: "Ah. Isn't this the Fourth Prince?"
In the middle of the night, the prince was not in the palace, and he went to the palace to pretend to be a ghost and a thief... Thinking carefully, he seemed to know something he shouldn't know - and he did something he definitely shouldn't do ...
Did the prince see his face just now?If he said that he was just taking a walk here and broke a branch to play with, who would have accidentally thrown it on the prince's head...Will the prince believe it?
"It's fine if it's a palace maid." Xue Hanxiao thought of another matter, "This is the prince... Do I want to leave him here until someone finds out tomorrow?... Should I just kill him and silence him? "
The system was speechless for a while: "Host, you are an imperial physician after all! Saying such a thing is terrible no matter what you think about it!! Host, don't worry, why don't you find a place to hide this unlucky prince now, and get rid of that one first!" Concubine Bai, it won't be too late to quietly send this prince back when you come back!"
Xue Hanxiao thought for a moment, then dragged the black figure to an unoccupied corner to hide, inspected his injuries to make sure he was fine, and left quietly.
When Xue Hanxiao rushed to Bai Guifei's palace in a hurry, he just heard the emperor's angry shout: "Even my beloved concubine can't be cured, and they are all dragged down and killed to be buried with them!"
Looking at the chaos in the palace, he hurriedly kicked away the limp imperial physician Shen all the way, and tore old imperial physician Liu from the emperor's lap and rushed forward: "The emperor forgives my sins, and my minister wants to find someone for me. The cure for the imperial concubine and empress came too late, but this minister will definitely restore the imperial concubine and empress to her original state, but please spare my colleagues!"
Dr. Shen's eyes were dim with tears: "Smile, I know you have a deep friendship with us...but you can't talk nonsense!" Dr. Liu blew his beard and stared: "Hey, you are an ignorant bastard. Come on now!" Song Yuyi said calmly, "It is a good thing to have self-confidence, but what is more important is to have self-knowledge."
The emperor glared at him: "If you boast so much, if you can't do it, you will be punished a thousand times!"
...Can I go back on my word now?
Fortunately, the system did not deceive him anymore. As soon as he sat next to Concubine Bai, he felt that he had inherited the glorious tradition of the doctors of this dynasty. The famous doctor Hua Tuo seemed to be possessed by a soul at that moment. He was not fighting alone, not alone. !
"Wrong, you quack!" The phantom floating beside him began to shout again, "Your movements are not right at all... Hey, hey! Have you really studied medicine?"
Xue Hanxiao tried his best to ignore the noisy noises beside him—ah, as expected, the history books are not credible, saying that the genius doctor Hua Tuo is a virtuous man with a pure heart and few desires... Alas, he felt that the image of his idol in his heart was breaking.
Concubine Bai was indeed as glamorous and delicate as the rumors said, her face was pale and her brows were tightly furrowed, and she had the beauty of Xizi holding her heart.It's a pity that Xue Hanxiao felt that no matter how beautiful a beauty is, she must have her life to tease her. She was so focused on her work that she didn't even notice Bai Guifei's occasional impatience.
After finally rescuing Concubine Bai from the brink of critical illness, Hua Tuo also burst out with contempt for the last time, and then disappeared in a flash.Xue Hanxiao couldn't help heaving a sigh of relief. Although it was a great honor to accept the personal guidance of Hua Shenhua, but it also destroyed the fantasy of being a fan... When he came back to his senses, the imperial doctors were looking at him as if they had discovered a new world.
"Is this still the smiling young gentleman who is lazy all day long?"
"It's going to rain red."
"The sow is about to climb the tree."
"Physician Shen is getting married."
"Hey!!"
The imperial doctors made a fuss, and the guards all looked up at the sky.
...Why did he save this group of idiot imperial doctors who have no cure?Xue Hanxiao sighed deeply again.
The emperor didn't have the time to pay attention to the noisy imperial doctors, but looked at Concubine Bai's weak but no longer pale cheeks, and said happily, "My dear concubine, you are fine! The heavens are moving, the heavens will not separate Aifei and Zhen!"
Yes, yes, Xue Hanxiao muttered to himself, it’s because we quack doctors are incompetent if it can’t be cured, but if it’s cured well, it’s because you are stronger than gold, hum!Sooner or later, catastrophe will come and fly separately!He speculated maliciously.
He prescribed a prescription according to Hua Tuo's instructions, slowly put away the medical equipment, and planned to go back and take a bath—wait a minute, it seems...that unlucky prince is still waiting for him in some corner!He woke up suddenly, two hours had passed since he came here, seeing that the sky was almost dawn, if he didn't go to find the prince, it would be...!Not daring to think about it any more, he packed up his things, bowed to the emperor, and then hurried out.
"Could it be that I misremembered the location?" Xue Hanxiao paced back and forth in the grass, "Or maybe it's the Fourth Prince who has a fairy fate and was taken away by a fairy..."
"Host, can you wake up?" The system looked sympathetically at the traces of something crushed in the grass. "Obviously this is where you hid the Fourth Prince. He must have left by himself or was discovered."
Xue Hanxiao straightened up immediately: "Too many things happened last night, I must be too tired and my memory is confused, how could I see the honorable fourth prince in such a deserted cold palace?" He patted the dust on his body, " Sigh, I'd better go back and get a good night's sleep, so as not to have another weird hallucination."
...Too bad, the host has started to deceive himself and others, can such a host really work... The system watched Xue Hanxiao leisurely walk back to his room and lay down on the bed, and silently calculated the success rate of the host completing the task.
"Hanxiao! Get up! Don't sleep! If you don't get up, you will be buried with me!" Xue Hanxiao was in a drowsy sleep, but was suddenly awakened again: "How many times will I be buried with you?"
Imperial physician Shen was busy packing his things: "Let's go! I heard that the Fourth Prince was injured by someone who came from somewhere, and he is in a hurry to call the imperial physician to treat him!"
"The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old." Xue Han smiled and shook his head, "It's really not peaceful these days, dignified princes will be hurt by villains, so how can ordinary people dare to go out with peace of mind!"
The system felt that it really wanted to take a new look at the thickness of the host's skin, or did the imperial doctor actually have the ability to hypnotize himself? !
"The emperor has already let go. If the fourth prince can't be cured, we will bury him with him!" Shen Yuyi said, his eyes were clouded with mist.
...What familiar words, Xue Hanxiao sighed with emotion, and secretly slandered, fortunately, he checked the prince's injury last night, and it was definitely not a serious injury, and finally he was able to put his head pinned on the waistband back on his neck up.
"Ahem, by the way, host, I forgot to mention it before." The system suddenly said, "Although you have been reborn this time, as the saying goes, there is no free lunch in the world. In the next three months, you will be subject to one The series of tests, as long as you survive these one hundred days, you and your friends can be assured that your lives will be safe in the future, and you will not be dragged to be buried with you at every turn... In other words, you will have every minute in the future. The danger of beheading."
"..." Xue Hanxiao felt his head fall to the waistband of his trousers again, "Okay, very good. You mean, even if I didn't hit the prince hard at all, he would definitely be seriously injured, and I would be beaten no matter what. Forced to be buried with him, right?"
"The host is really smart."
"...I really want to live another 500 years!!!"
The author has something to say: a story about the imperial doctor.Although it is written, it does not necessarily have [Hello]
As soon as I write a normal article, I will expose my poor writing! 【Hello
In other words, the white lotus actually appeared...【Wang Tian】
☆、Previous story【If you are an imperial doctor, you will live a hundred days】
"If I can't cure my beloved concubines, I will drag them all down and kill them to be buried with them!"
"If you can't cure the Empress Dowager's illness, all of you can be buried with her!"
"If you can't cure the emperor's head, you can be buried with him!"
"If you can't cure my concubine's younger brother, you will be buried with me!"
"If you can't cure the pets of the uncle's brother-in-law's concubine's concubine, let's drag them all down and kill them to be buried with them!"
……
To be buried, to be buried, to be buried again! ! !Xue Hanxiao sincerely felt that she was about to vomit blood.Every day, he wakes up with the call of the holy master, and falls asleep with the threat of "buried with me"-in which, in order to activate the skills, he needs to meet various weird conditions!Sometimes he was asked to debate with those Taoist priests pretending to be ghosts, and sometimes he was asked to dig up corpses in mass graves. Friends with the same disease and sympathy from the Internet, the little secretary and the innkeeper complained.
The system is extremely glad that it recommended the message board function to Xue Hanxiao, and it can always clear the host's stress value and blackening value in a timely manner, otherwise it always feels that the host will open "If it is the imperial doctor, kill the dog emperor" accidentally side quests...
16# [Host] Imperial Physician
Called in today to treat some great man's white parrot
It's a disaster! I'm an imperial doctor, not a veterinarian!
Recently, I realized the limitations of the medical skills of the Tai Hospital. Since opening the skill pack, they have completely become rice bugs!
Sometimes I also wonder if they just found out that I have suddenly become powerful recently, so they just push it to me? !
17#【Host】little secretary
I just want to cry
My boss told me to get someone to teach me a lesson for a guy who dares to speak ill of his woman
I'm just a little secretary, right? !Not a mafia assistant, right? ! !
18#【Host】Innkeeper
what
Today my inn was also messed up by the most powerful killer of the killer organization and some inexplicable young owner
Go outside for a fight
It's impossible to accomplish the goal of becoming Sixiu's largest hotel chain within a year like this! !
19# [Host] Imperial Physician
Sometimes I start to think that going to the rivers and lakes to be a traveling doctor is not bad. Imperial food...it's not delicious!
Worse still, I accidentally slapped some royal family that day.
so troublesome
20#【Host】little secretary
careless……
21#【Host】Innkeeper
...try to explain it?
Maybe if I meet a reasonable royal family...
22# [Host] Imperial Physician
how to explain
"Sorry, I can't cure the emperor's concubine unless I beat you with a stick."
...The words spoken may be obliterated without anyone noticing, right?
Oh great my colleagues are calling me again
I'm going to see the royal family and take my leave.
23#【Host】Innkeeper
……FD
24#【Host】little secretary
It's really worrying...
Xue Hanxiao reluctantly came back to his senses, looked at Imperial Physician Shen who was poking his cheek, and fell down on the table dejectedly.
"Hey, don't be in a daze, it's time to see the Fourth Prince for a follow-up visit." Doctor Shen urged him, "Recently, the imperial city is really not peaceful, not only the royal family and nobles call us to see a doctor every day, but also the common people Because from time to time someone was knocked unconscious in the alley and panicked. I heard," he lowered his voice mysteriously, "there is a monster at work!"
"..." Xue Han smiled and raised his head, "Hehe, it's really scary." This monster is sitting in front of you right now, are you afraid?
"You're so perfunctory!" Imperial physician Shen curled his lips, "You've changed your mind recently, and your medical skills have improved so fast that even Mu Song can't help himself. But why can't you cure the fourth prince's illness? ?”
Xue Hanxiao smiled dryly: "Young man, you will never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep." After finishing speaking, he stood up slowly and went to tidy up the medicine box.
Doctor Shen stood there and scratched his head, "Ah?" Can't you just say something?
"Doctor Xue, you are here again." Upon arriving at the palace, Luyi, the maidservant who greeted him every time, greeted him with a smile as usual, "My lord misses you so much!"
"Hehe." He also missed the prince very much - second only to the degree of missing the Holy Majesty!
As soon as he stepped into the prince's courtyard, he saw a figure running towards him: "My concubine! You are finally back! Everyone will miss you so much!!"
He resisted the urge to kick the guy who was hanging on him: "My minister pays homage to the lord. The lord looks very energetic today." Is Luyi snickering again?
"Aifei, you think so too, right! But everyone around me says I'm sick..." Xue Hanxiao felt that the man in front of him showed an innocent expression, and he really deserved a beating, "Aifei, am I crazy?"
"My lord, you are not crazy, you are just different from ordinary people." He turned his face to avoid the faces of the people in front of him, "And this minister is just a doctor who came to treat the lord. (Hey hey hey) Love, concubine, I'm really sincere, panic, sincere, fearful!"
"Huh?" Fourth Prince Lu Jinyu tilted his head, "Is my concubine shy?"
"……no."
"Before Luyi said that I was not crazy, my concubine and I raised eyebrows and sympathized with each other, so loving!"
"..." Xue Hanxiao turned his head numbly, looking at Luyi expressionlessly.Luyi smiled and coughed twice, and said softly: "Oh, Doctor Xue, the prince is not insane now! He wholeheartedly regards you as the princess, how dare I disobey him, I can only flatter the prince! "
"..." He turned back again, "Since the lord is a bit different from the past, the relationship between us is naturally quite different—the violins and cymbals are harmonious, and the case is raised with eyebrows, etc. It really doesn't matter!"
...Why did this guy's expression suddenly become so disappointed!
"Hmph! It's all because of the villain who plotted against me!" Looking at a man who is wise and powerful, puffed up his mouth coquettishly, Xue Hanxiao felt his nerves start to twitch again, "It made me and my concubine share different dreams, this The insidious, cunning, and shameless villain will definitely lose his children and grandchildren in the future!"
Xue Hanxiao gritted his teeth, but he hit the unlucky prince with a stick and cursed him like this, believe it or not, he stabbed you to death with one needle!And... "Who is sleeping with you in different dreams!" he roared angrily.
"Okay, okay, let's do it together!" Seeing that Aifei was going to have another attack, he hurriedly recovered, "Oh! My madness is about to attack again! I need to be hugged by Aifei to get better!"
Xue Hanxiao sneered, "This time, I brought a special pill made by me. My lord just needs to stuff it into the back (hehehe) court, and I guarantee that it will return to normal the next day. It's not too late, my lord, hurry up and try it." !"
Lu Jinyu's face froze for a moment: "... Huh? Doctor Xue, when did you come? Could it be that this king just suffered from hysteria again?"
Pretend, pretend again!Xue Hanxiao was furious in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it.Ever since he hit him with a sap, Lu Jinyu has become crazy and foolish, making some out-of-the-ordinary actions from time to time, which made everyone in the palace worry.So for the past three months, Xue Hanxiao has come every few days rain or shine for follow-up visits for the Fourth Prince. Every time he summons a different doctor to check the condition, the final conclusion is the same - this guy is in the hospital. Play crazy!
Now Xue Hanxiao no longer had the fluke mentality that the prince might not know who the attacker was, but it just added a new question of why Lu Jinyu didn't expose him.With the ability of the Fourth Prince, it would be easy to kill such a small character like him, right?Then again, what exactly is the prince doing in the palace late at night?Some strange knowledge taught by people on the message boards flashed unconsciously in his mind-Lonely concubine in the late night harem. avi? !
"Doctor Xue? What's the matter with you?" Lu Jinyu always felt that Xue Hanxiao was staring at him rather delicately, "...cough cough, is it true that my king's illness is really hard to recover?"
"Ah," Xue Hanxiao's wandering thoughts flew back again, "Actually, after discussing with other colleagues, I agreed that the prince might not be... not really because of a head injury. Due to excessive shock and memory confusion, it may be difficult for the prince to recover only by taking medicine and acupuncture." In fact, according to his own theory, the prince simply has a hole in his brain that needs to be filled.
Lu Jinyu scratched and listened with interest, "Oh? Does Imperial Doctor Xue have a good prescription?"
"Heart disease needs a doctor of heart medicine, and the person who unties the bell needs to tie it." Xue Hanxiao just glanced at Lu Yi lightly, and Lu Yi left under Lu Jinyu's signal.Seeing no one around with a smile, Xue Han took out a brick from his bosom and said in grief and indignation: "Come on, my lord! Pay your debts and pay your life! Please spare no effort to pay back the stick that my servant hit you!"
"..." Lu Jinyu took Brick with an indescribable expression.
Xue Hanxiao didn't want to make such a bad move, and directly confronted the hapless prince.But...however, as soon as the Holy Majesty speaks his golden words, if he can't cure the prince's hysteria, he will be buried with him again!Seeing that the deadline given by the emperor was approaching, he would die anyway, so he had no choice but to come forward to plead guilty to the prince.
"Uh, Doctor Xue, in fact, I didn't want to cure you..." Lu Jinyu seemed not to know what to do with that brick, and stared at it blankly, "Anyway, my health is fine now, let alone You didn't expose the fact that the king broke into the palace at night to the emperor, so we are even."
Xue Hanxiao couldn't figure out what this foolish prince was thinking, so he nodded.
Lu Jinyu seemed to have made up his mind, and threw the brick aside casually, "Doctor Xue doesn't want to know what I did in the palace that night?"
There is gossip! ——On the message boards, Xue Hanxiao, who is often warned by seniors that the more you know, the sooner you die, quickly shook his head: "I don't want to!" None of my business!
"Hey, it's actually not a big deal." Lu Jinyu explained self-consciously, "Actually, Song Yuanming is my senior brother, and my king had a deep friendship with him when I was wandering in the rivers and lakes. That's why I heard that the emperor's brother is because of Bai Guifei. And to vent his anger on the imperial hospital, this king was very worried about him, so he broke into the palace at night."
"Your news is too well-informed." "Isn't it good to just tell the emperor that Song Yuyi is actually a related household?" "It turns out that your concubine is not Bai Guifei but Song Yuyi." I've been through it" "Didn't I say that I don't want to know? Why do you have to explain?" The amount of information was too much for a while, Xue Hanxiao felt that he was about to blurt out a thousand words, but finally swallowed them-ah, the prince with a hole in his head He really doesn't understand his mental journey... No wonder he pretends to be so stupid, because he has a hole in his head... When he raised his head, he happened to meet Lu Jinyu's eager eyes.
Almost killed himself by biting his tongue! ! !
39#【Host】White Lotus
Is it so unacceptable?
Life is all about having fun
If you have the opportunity to be cool, of course you must seize it
40#【Former host】little secretary
Don't dirty the little girl's eyes with your unscrupulous three views!
...But straight man, you...really...
41#【Host】Cinderella
... Seniors have worked hard
42#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
ha?Just because of this, you want to change the system?
43# [former host] straight man
"Just because of this"? ? ?
Isn't that enough? !
44#【Former host】little secretary
What is this teenage hero...
45#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
Just being fucked by a man, it doesn't matter
I, can, is, three, view, all, receive, arrive, have, wash, wash
46#【Host】White Lotus
...what did you go through
47#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
My name says it all succinctly and clearly.
My task is to travel between various brain-damaged domestic dramas and defeat all kinds of enemies
48# [former host] straight man
……Uh
It won't be what I thought it would be
49#【Former host】little secretary
In fact, my BOSS is also very brain-dead...
50#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
I... I won't say that the skills provided by the system are shooting the enemy one by one from eight hundred miles away, using the shaking of the wrist to make the ballistic arc, tearing the devil with bare hands, etc...
Not to mention passive buffs are also 100% immune to being hit by bullets or still alive and kicking after being hit...
Ah...the system asked me to throw the plane with a hoe...I even shot it down...I got a lot of points at once...but I don't know why I don't feel happy at all
51# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Truth is always more jaw-dropping than any fictional story~
52#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
Whichever world I'm in pretty much always makes me play peasant bandit...well...professions are equal...!I can't... look down on other professions!
It's a big deal to hide my true nature as a cellist...!
53#【Host】Cinderella
Big... Cellist... Anti-Japanese Hero...
54#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
but.
Ask me to open a harem in various worlds.
I really say no.
55# [former host] straight man
...Generally speaking, for this kind of guy who shows off his sister's harem, I will take out a torch
But... brother, you suffer
56#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
childhood sweetheart li jinhua
Female bandit Niu Zhencui
Revolutionary Comrade Liu Chun
These three people are the ones I need to attack in this world - each of them must reach at least 80 favorability
57#【Host】White Lotus
...it's wrong to judge a book by its cover
can sleep enough l
58#【Former host】little secretary
……cough
That... no matter what kind of girl is... a treasure that should be cherished carefully...
59#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
By the way, they have the special skills of Lingbo Weibu, Beacon Fire Thunderbolt, and Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle... Although the names of the skills are made up by myself
I think they are like Huashan discussing swords on the battlefield... I also saw the legendary kung fu where fallen leaves and flying flowers are hidden weapons
Compared to the beginning, I have become a lot stronger, but compared with them... I still feel ashamed
60#【Host】Cinderella
... It is a good thing for women and girls to be self-improving
61#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
In other words, they will transform
When the critical moment comes, they will b
62#【Former host】little secretary
Enough, enough! ! !
Who the hell came up with such a mission! ! !
63# [former host] straight man
This kind of thing! ! !Can't even see it on TV now! ! !
64#【Host】White Lotus
...I think I'm just pretending to be fishing for men. It's really easy in comparison.
65# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Who else besides the Lord God can formulate such a task~
And the main purpose of the message board is to let everyone find that there are always people who are worse than themselves, so as to stimulate everyone's enthusiasm for doing tasks~
66#【Former host】little secretary
...Have you found it?
Although it seems to be very effective, but I still don't want to use this method to decompress us! !
67#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
Ah... Recently, I have gradually begun to feel that I am about to adapt to this kind of life...
68# [former host] straight man
bro calm down...
69#【Host】Anti-Japanese hero
There is nothing wrong with feeling the flames of history...
70# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Hehehe~ That’s right, that’s right~
If you can't resist, you must learn to enjoy it~
Speaking of which, a straight man can also be called an anti-Japanese hero~~
71# [former host] straight man
Die ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
72#【Host】Cinderella
...I'd better go back and talk to His Royal Highness.
...A mere result, what is it...
The author has something to say:...Actually, the host is fine, but I almost forgot which system is which [Can Nian
Silently made a table to record the characters and characteristics of each chapter... [Although the personality of the system doesn't matter at all!
☆、Previous story【If you are an imperial doctor, you will live a hundred days】
"Even my beloved concubine couldn't be cured, and they were all dragged down and killed to be buried with them!" Longyan on the seat was furious, and ghosts and wolves howled under the seat—the delicate and frail Imperial Doctor Shen collapsed on the ground after rolling his eyes, his old eyes were dazed. Doctor Liu rushed forward and hugged the emperor's thigh with all his strength, crying. The calm doctor Song took out his handkerchief and began to write a blood book. The rest of the doctors were even more mournful. The side becomes crazy, howling sounds vary in height.
Xue Hanxiao also mingled among the crying imperial doctors and murmured to himself: "One, two, three, four, five, accompanying the king is like accompanying a tiger; it is tiring and laborious, and the salary will be deducted... Now it seems that I have to add one more sentence." 'In the end, woohoo, I can't save my life'!" Just as he was in a daze, someone pulled him up from the ground and walked out of the hall; the voices of the imperial doctors beside him also became louder, almost It's like the last carnival; the guard pulling him wasn't too arrogant, he even heard the guard comforting him softly, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm not sure what to do. Then we will meet again down there!"
Just as Xue Hanxiao was about to say something, she was pushed against the hollow of her knee and fell to her knees on the cold ground.He looked around, and saw that the cries had gradually weakened—some of them had their heads separated and could no longer utter a sound; some were still adjusting the angle of their necks, probably wanting to die more happily.
Unable to bear to look any further, Xue Hanxiao stared straight at the ground, thinking wildly again.My father who died early really gave me a good name, now he is fine, isn't he smiling Jiuquan!
Xue Hanxiao, who had a face full of grief and indignation, felt his neck go cold, and the world plunged into darkness.
"Di—congratulations to the host for successfully binding with system number 801! Next, we will officially enter the task link, and the countdown will be three—two—one—the world will open—"
... There seems to be someone else in Jiuquan!But this voice was not like any of his colleagues he knew. Besides Liu Yuyi and Shen Yuyi... who else was buried with him just now?Xue Hanxiao counted, and gradually lost consciousness again...
"Hey, brat, wake up!" Xue Hanxiao felt as if someone was shaking himself desperately, "If you don't get up again, be careful that the emperor will let you be buried with you!"
... buried with him again!Xue Hanxiao jumped up suddenly, which startled the imperial doctor Liu who came to call him: "What are you doing! Do you want to scare the old man to death!"
Xue Hanxiao was taken aback, and looked out the window.Under the night, the imperial doctors were rushing out in a file and rushing towards the harem—although the night was already dark, it was obvious that their heads were still growing on their shoulders.
He touched his nose, he... Could it be that he had a nightmare?Such a real dream, he felt that he could still remember the desperate poem written by Song Yuyi in the blood book...
"The host was not having a nightmare just now, everything is real!" Xue Hanxiao was startled suddenly, it was the voice he had just heard!At this moment, rather than saying that the voice was close to his ears, it was better to say that it sounded like it was coming from his own head.
"Host, don't worry, you don't have hysteria. I'm system number 801, and I'm here for you as the host." The voice in his head continued to explain, "You were indeed beheaded by the emperor just now, but due to the strong resentment of the Tai Hospital collective, You were given a chance to be reborn, and that's why you're here again."
Xue Hanxiao felt like he was in some kind of storybook, or the one from the Arabian Nights Tales from a Liaozhai Studio.But for some reason, he realized that what 801 said was probably true.Or maybe all this is just a revolving door?
"...So, now I'm back to before I went to heal Concubine Bai?" That's just going through the process of being beheaded again, right?
"You can rest assured, the host. In order to ensure the quality of service and the satisfaction of the host, this system will provide the host with various skills, props, and message boards." The system patiently explained, "Since the host is using this system for the first time and the situation is special , I will give the host a set of skill packs worth 20000 points "Healer's Benevolence". However, because it is a free gift, the host must meet certain conditions before the skill can be activated..."
"...", although I couldn't understand what it was saying, but it seemed very powerful, "Can this "Healer's Benevolence" help me escape?"
"Yes host, as long as you activate the skills in it, your medical skills can increase exponentially, no matter what incurable disease it is, you can easily catch it, and you don't have to worry about your own life anymore!"
Xue Hanxiao sighed: "It's not too late, let's go." Seeing that the other imperial doctors were all gone, it would be too late for him to leave.
"Wait a minute!" The system stopped him again, "This white noble concubine has a sudden attack, which is beyond the reach of acupuncture and moxibustion. The best choice is to use the skill "Hua Tuo Rebirth", but the condition for the activation of this skill is to find someone to give it to you first." He opened the skull, thereby fulfilling the wish of the famous doctor Hua Tuo, and making his ability work for you..."
"...What?" Xue Hanxiao felt as if he hadn't heard clearly, "Craniotomy?"...Wei Chen couldn't do it!
"However, because this condition is relatively harsh, the condition for launching this skill has been optimized now. It only needs to beat someone's head to bleed."
...It doesn't seem to be much better, right?
Xue Hanxiao looked around, and there was only Imperial Doctor Liu who was still urging him in the room. "Liu Yuyi is getting old, this old body...isn't suitable." He secretly checked the opponent's ability to resist blows, and shook his head.
"...Could it be that if Liu Yuyi is 20 years younger, you can do it?! You can let Liu Yuyi wait to hold the emperor as much as possible, and then go to a secluded alley and find someone to knock on it." It’s just a stick.”
Sin! Sin!Xue Hanxiao was feeling emotional in his heart, and at the same time told old Liu Yitong, and found an excuse to part ways with him.
"Crackling——" From time to time, the wind whimpered and shuttled between the palace walls, gently blowing the doors and windows of the palace, as if telling the infinite grievances of the innocent souls in the imperial palace.In the dark night, only a few faint palace lanterns flickered on and off, illuminating the white-robed man standing under the wall indefinitely.
Xue Hanxiao, whose face was dimly illuminated, was holding a big stick in his hand: "Wonderful, wonderful. If no one passes through this cold palace again, the heads of my colleagues can probably be strung together to make Buddha beads!"
"Why are you so cruel?" The system also sounded a little guilty, "Don't worry, listen...someone is coming up ahead!"
Xue Hanxiao did hear a slight noise, but it didn't sound like someone was coming from the corner in front, but it seemed to be close to him...
The sound of the wind beside my ears sounded more and more resentful, almost like someone was crying...
Behind him, the palace lantern hanging in front of the cold palace suddenly went out.
A black figure floated down, silently turned his back to Xue Hanxiao, and stood in front of him.The figure moved slightly - he seemed to be turning around...
"Bang!!!" Xue Han smiled expressionlessly and hit the black figure on the head with a stick.The figure swayed, looked at him in disbelief, and fell to the ground.
"Congratulations to the host, you have successfully fulfilled the conditions for activating the skill, and activated the skill "Hua Tuo's Rebirth"! ... And the host has good skills, the first time you hit someone, you have this clean skill and courage, accurate You have completely controlled the force of beating people, I really can't see that you are just a powerless imperial doctor, could it be that the host has practiced it before?"
Xue Hanxiao hung down the stick and remained motionless.Oops, he thought, just now he was so cowardly that he couldn't control his unicorn arm, and subconsciously swung the ghost that floated down from above to knock out three souls—would there be a ghost haunting him? He revenge?
Without hesitating for a long time, he came back to his senses and turned the "ghost" over. "..." He turned back silently, "It's really wonderful, it can be said that you have just stepped out of the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den."
The system curiously checked the identity of this motionless figure: "Ah. Isn't this the Fourth Prince?"
In the middle of the night, the prince was not in the palace, and he went to the palace to pretend to be a ghost and a thief... Thinking carefully, he seemed to know something he shouldn't know - and he did something he definitely shouldn't do ...
Did the prince see his face just now?If he said that he was just taking a walk here and broke a branch to play with, who would have accidentally thrown it on the prince's head...Will the prince believe it?
"It's fine if it's a palace maid." Xue Hanxiao thought of another matter, "This is the prince... Do I want to leave him here until someone finds out tomorrow?... Should I just kill him and silence him? "
The system was speechless for a while: "Host, you are an imperial physician after all! Saying such a thing is terrible no matter what you think about it!! Host, don't worry, why don't you find a place to hide this unlucky prince now, and get rid of that one first!" Concubine Bai, it won't be too late to quietly send this prince back when you come back!"
Xue Hanxiao thought for a moment, then dragged the black figure to an unoccupied corner to hide, inspected his injuries to make sure he was fine, and left quietly.
When Xue Hanxiao rushed to Bai Guifei's palace in a hurry, he just heard the emperor's angry shout: "Even my beloved concubine can't be cured, and they are all dragged down and killed to be buried with them!"
Looking at the chaos in the palace, he hurriedly kicked away the limp imperial physician Shen all the way, and tore old imperial physician Liu from the emperor's lap and rushed forward: "The emperor forgives my sins, and my minister wants to find someone for me. The cure for the imperial concubine and empress came too late, but this minister will definitely restore the imperial concubine and empress to her original state, but please spare my colleagues!"
Dr. Shen's eyes were dim with tears: "Smile, I know you have a deep friendship with us...but you can't talk nonsense!" Dr. Liu blew his beard and stared: "Hey, you are an ignorant bastard. Come on now!" Song Yuyi said calmly, "It is a good thing to have self-confidence, but what is more important is to have self-knowledge."
The emperor glared at him: "If you boast so much, if you can't do it, you will be punished a thousand times!"
...Can I go back on my word now?
Fortunately, the system did not deceive him anymore. As soon as he sat next to Concubine Bai, he felt that he had inherited the glorious tradition of the doctors of this dynasty. The famous doctor Hua Tuo seemed to be possessed by a soul at that moment. He was not fighting alone, not alone. !
"Wrong, you quack!" The phantom floating beside him began to shout again, "Your movements are not right at all... Hey, hey! Have you really studied medicine?"
Xue Hanxiao tried his best to ignore the noisy noises beside him—ah, as expected, the history books are not credible, saying that the genius doctor Hua Tuo is a virtuous man with a pure heart and few desires... Alas, he felt that the image of his idol in his heart was breaking.
Concubine Bai was indeed as glamorous and delicate as the rumors said, her face was pale and her brows were tightly furrowed, and she had the beauty of Xizi holding her heart.It's a pity that Xue Hanxiao felt that no matter how beautiful a beauty is, she must have her life to tease her. She was so focused on her work that she didn't even notice Bai Guifei's occasional impatience.
After finally rescuing Concubine Bai from the brink of critical illness, Hua Tuo also burst out with contempt for the last time, and then disappeared in a flash.Xue Hanxiao couldn't help heaving a sigh of relief. Although it was a great honor to accept the personal guidance of Hua Shenhua, but it also destroyed the fantasy of being a fan... When he came back to his senses, the imperial doctors were looking at him as if they had discovered a new world.
"Is this still the smiling young gentleman who is lazy all day long?"
"It's going to rain red."
"The sow is about to climb the tree."
"Physician Shen is getting married."
"Hey!!"
The imperial doctors made a fuss, and the guards all looked up at the sky.
...Why did he save this group of idiot imperial doctors who have no cure?Xue Hanxiao sighed deeply again.
The emperor didn't have the time to pay attention to the noisy imperial doctors, but looked at Concubine Bai's weak but no longer pale cheeks, and said happily, "My dear concubine, you are fine! The heavens are moving, the heavens will not separate Aifei and Zhen!"
Yes, yes, Xue Hanxiao muttered to himself, it’s because we quack doctors are incompetent if it can’t be cured, but if it’s cured well, it’s because you are stronger than gold, hum!Sooner or later, catastrophe will come and fly separately!He speculated maliciously.
He prescribed a prescription according to Hua Tuo's instructions, slowly put away the medical equipment, and planned to go back and take a bath—wait a minute, it seems...that unlucky prince is still waiting for him in some corner!He woke up suddenly, two hours had passed since he came here, seeing that the sky was almost dawn, if he didn't go to find the prince, it would be...!Not daring to think about it any more, he packed up his things, bowed to the emperor, and then hurried out.
"Could it be that I misremembered the location?" Xue Hanxiao paced back and forth in the grass, "Or maybe it's the Fourth Prince who has a fairy fate and was taken away by a fairy..."
"Host, can you wake up?" The system looked sympathetically at the traces of something crushed in the grass. "Obviously this is where you hid the Fourth Prince. He must have left by himself or was discovered."
Xue Hanxiao straightened up immediately: "Too many things happened last night, I must be too tired and my memory is confused, how could I see the honorable fourth prince in such a deserted cold palace?" He patted the dust on his body, " Sigh, I'd better go back and get a good night's sleep, so as not to have another weird hallucination."
...Too bad, the host has started to deceive himself and others, can such a host really work... The system watched Xue Hanxiao leisurely walk back to his room and lay down on the bed, and silently calculated the success rate of the host completing the task.
"Hanxiao! Get up! Don't sleep! If you don't get up, you will be buried with me!" Xue Hanxiao was in a drowsy sleep, but was suddenly awakened again: "How many times will I be buried with you?"
Imperial physician Shen was busy packing his things: "Let's go! I heard that the Fourth Prince was injured by someone who came from somewhere, and he is in a hurry to call the imperial physician to treat him!"
"The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old." Xue Han smiled and shook his head, "It's really not peaceful these days, dignified princes will be hurt by villains, so how can ordinary people dare to go out with peace of mind!"
The system felt that it really wanted to take a new look at the thickness of the host's skin, or did the imperial doctor actually have the ability to hypnotize himself? !
"The emperor has already let go. If the fourth prince can't be cured, we will bury him with him!" Shen Yuyi said, his eyes were clouded with mist.
...What familiar words, Xue Hanxiao sighed with emotion, and secretly slandered, fortunately, he checked the prince's injury last night, and it was definitely not a serious injury, and finally he was able to put his head pinned on the waistband back on his neck up.
"Ahem, by the way, host, I forgot to mention it before." The system suddenly said, "Although you have been reborn this time, as the saying goes, there is no free lunch in the world. In the next three months, you will be subject to one The series of tests, as long as you survive these one hundred days, you and your friends can be assured that your lives will be safe in the future, and you will not be dragged to be buried with you at every turn... In other words, you will have every minute in the future. The danger of beheading."
"..." Xue Hanxiao felt his head fall to the waistband of his trousers again, "Okay, very good. You mean, even if I didn't hit the prince hard at all, he would definitely be seriously injured, and I would be beaten no matter what. Forced to be buried with him, right?"
"The host is really smart."
"...I really want to live another 500 years!!!"
The author has something to say: a story about the imperial doctor.Although it is written, it does not necessarily have [Hello]
As soon as I write a normal article, I will expose my poor writing! 【Hello
In other words, the white lotus actually appeared...【Wang Tian】
☆、Previous story【If you are an imperial doctor, you will live a hundred days】
"If I can't cure my beloved concubines, I will drag them all down and kill them to be buried with them!"
"If you can't cure the Empress Dowager's illness, all of you can be buried with her!"
"If you can't cure the emperor's head, you can be buried with him!"
"If you can't cure my concubine's younger brother, you will be buried with me!"
"If you can't cure the pets of the uncle's brother-in-law's concubine's concubine, let's drag them all down and kill them to be buried with them!"
……
To be buried, to be buried, to be buried again! ! !Xue Hanxiao sincerely felt that she was about to vomit blood.Every day, he wakes up with the call of the holy master, and falls asleep with the threat of "buried with me"-in which, in order to activate the skills, he needs to meet various weird conditions!Sometimes he was asked to debate with those Taoist priests pretending to be ghosts, and sometimes he was asked to dig up corpses in mass graves. Friends with the same disease and sympathy from the Internet, the little secretary and the innkeeper complained.
The system is extremely glad that it recommended the message board function to Xue Hanxiao, and it can always clear the host's stress value and blackening value in a timely manner, otherwise it always feels that the host will open "If it is the imperial doctor, kill the dog emperor" accidentally side quests...
16# [Host] Imperial Physician
Called in today to treat some great man's white parrot
It's a disaster! I'm an imperial doctor, not a veterinarian!
Recently, I realized the limitations of the medical skills of the Tai Hospital. Since opening the skill pack, they have completely become rice bugs!
Sometimes I also wonder if they just found out that I have suddenly become powerful recently, so they just push it to me? !
17#【Host】little secretary
I just want to cry
My boss told me to get someone to teach me a lesson for a guy who dares to speak ill of his woman
I'm just a little secretary, right? !Not a mafia assistant, right? ! !
18#【Host】Innkeeper
what
Today my inn was also messed up by the most powerful killer of the killer organization and some inexplicable young owner
Go outside for a fight
It's impossible to accomplish the goal of becoming Sixiu's largest hotel chain within a year like this! !
19# [Host] Imperial Physician
Sometimes I start to think that going to the rivers and lakes to be a traveling doctor is not bad. Imperial food...it's not delicious!
Worse still, I accidentally slapped some royal family that day.
so troublesome
20#【Host】little secretary
careless……
21#【Host】Innkeeper
...try to explain it?
Maybe if I meet a reasonable royal family...
22# [Host] Imperial Physician
how to explain
"Sorry, I can't cure the emperor's concubine unless I beat you with a stick."
...The words spoken may be obliterated without anyone noticing, right?
Oh great my colleagues are calling me again
I'm going to see the royal family and take my leave.
23#【Host】Innkeeper
……FD
24#【Host】little secretary
It's really worrying...
Xue Hanxiao reluctantly came back to his senses, looked at Imperial Physician Shen who was poking his cheek, and fell down on the table dejectedly.
"Hey, don't be in a daze, it's time to see the Fourth Prince for a follow-up visit." Doctor Shen urged him, "Recently, the imperial city is really not peaceful, not only the royal family and nobles call us to see a doctor every day, but also the common people Because from time to time someone was knocked unconscious in the alley and panicked. I heard," he lowered his voice mysteriously, "there is a monster at work!"
"..." Xue Han smiled and raised his head, "Hehe, it's really scary." This monster is sitting in front of you right now, are you afraid?
"You're so perfunctory!" Imperial physician Shen curled his lips, "You've changed your mind recently, and your medical skills have improved so fast that even Mu Song can't help himself. But why can't you cure the fourth prince's illness? ?”
Xue Hanxiao smiled dryly: "Young man, you will never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep." After finishing speaking, he stood up slowly and went to tidy up the medicine box.
Doctor Shen stood there and scratched his head, "Ah?" Can't you just say something?
"Doctor Xue, you are here again." Upon arriving at the palace, Luyi, the maidservant who greeted him every time, greeted him with a smile as usual, "My lord misses you so much!"
"Hehe." He also missed the prince very much - second only to the degree of missing the Holy Majesty!
As soon as he stepped into the prince's courtyard, he saw a figure running towards him: "My concubine! You are finally back! Everyone will miss you so much!!"
He resisted the urge to kick the guy who was hanging on him: "My minister pays homage to the lord. The lord looks very energetic today." Is Luyi snickering again?
"Aifei, you think so too, right! But everyone around me says I'm sick..." Xue Hanxiao felt that the man in front of him showed an innocent expression, and he really deserved a beating, "Aifei, am I crazy?"
"My lord, you are not crazy, you are just different from ordinary people." He turned his face to avoid the faces of the people in front of him, "And this minister is just a doctor who came to treat the lord. (Hey hey hey) Love, concubine, I'm really sincere, panic, sincere, fearful!"
"Huh?" Fourth Prince Lu Jinyu tilted his head, "Is my concubine shy?"
"……no."
"Before Luyi said that I was not crazy, my concubine and I raised eyebrows and sympathized with each other, so loving!"
"..." Xue Hanxiao turned his head numbly, looking at Luyi expressionlessly.Luyi smiled and coughed twice, and said softly: "Oh, Doctor Xue, the prince is not insane now! He wholeheartedly regards you as the princess, how dare I disobey him, I can only flatter the prince! "
"..." He turned back again, "Since the lord is a bit different from the past, the relationship between us is naturally quite different—the violins and cymbals are harmonious, and the case is raised with eyebrows, etc. It really doesn't matter!"
...Why did this guy's expression suddenly become so disappointed!
"Hmph! It's all because of the villain who plotted against me!" Looking at a man who is wise and powerful, puffed up his mouth coquettishly, Xue Hanxiao felt his nerves start to twitch again, "It made me and my concubine share different dreams, this The insidious, cunning, and shameless villain will definitely lose his children and grandchildren in the future!"
Xue Hanxiao gritted his teeth, but he hit the unlucky prince with a stick and cursed him like this, believe it or not, he stabbed you to death with one needle!And... "Who is sleeping with you in different dreams!" he roared angrily.
"Okay, okay, let's do it together!" Seeing that Aifei was going to have another attack, he hurriedly recovered, "Oh! My madness is about to attack again! I need to be hugged by Aifei to get better!"
Xue Hanxiao sneered, "This time, I brought a special pill made by me. My lord just needs to stuff it into the back (hehehe) court, and I guarantee that it will return to normal the next day. It's not too late, my lord, hurry up and try it." !"
Lu Jinyu's face froze for a moment: "... Huh? Doctor Xue, when did you come? Could it be that this king just suffered from hysteria again?"
Pretend, pretend again!Xue Hanxiao was furious in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it.Ever since he hit him with a sap, Lu Jinyu has become crazy and foolish, making some out-of-the-ordinary actions from time to time, which made everyone in the palace worry.So for the past three months, Xue Hanxiao has come every few days rain or shine for follow-up visits for the Fourth Prince. Every time he summons a different doctor to check the condition, the final conclusion is the same - this guy is in the hospital. Play crazy!
Now Xue Hanxiao no longer had the fluke mentality that the prince might not know who the attacker was, but it just added a new question of why Lu Jinyu didn't expose him.With the ability of the Fourth Prince, it would be easy to kill such a small character like him, right?Then again, what exactly is the prince doing in the palace late at night?Some strange knowledge taught by people on the message boards flashed unconsciously in his mind-Lonely concubine in the late night harem. avi? !
"Doctor Xue? What's the matter with you?" Lu Jinyu always felt that Xue Hanxiao was staring at him rather delicately, "...cough cough, is it true that my king's illness is really hard to recover?"
"Ah," Xue Hanxiao's wandering thoughts flew back again, "Actually, after discussing with other colleagues, I agreed that the prince might not be... not really because of a head injury. Due to excessive shock and memory confusion, it may be difficult for the prince to recover only by taking medicine and acupuncture." In fact, according to his own theory, the prince simply has a hole in his brain that needs to be filled.
Lu Jinyu scratched and listened with interest, "Oh? Does Imperial Doctor Xue have a good prescription?"
"Heart disease needs a doctor of heart medicine, and the person who unties the bell needs to tie it." Xue Hanxiao just glanced at Lu Yi lightly, and Lu Yi left under Lu Jinyu's signal.Seeing no one around with a smile, Xue Han took out a brick from his bosom and said in grief and indignation: "Come on, my lord! Pay your debts and pay your life! Please spare no effort to pay back the stick that my servant hit you!"
"..." Lu Jinyu took Brick with an indescribable expression.
Xue Hanxiao didn't want to make such a bad move, and directly confronted the hapless prince.But...however, as soon as the Holy Majesty speaks his golden words, if he can't cure the prince's hysteria, he will be buried with him again!Seeing that the deadline given by the emperor was approaching, he would die anyway, so he had no choice but to come forward to plead guilty to the prince.
"Uh, Doctor Xue, in fact, I didn't want to cure you..." Lu Jinyu seemed not to know what to do with that brick, and stared at it blankly, "Anyway, my health is fine now, let alone You didn't expose the fact that the king broke into the palace at night to the emperor, so we are even."
Xue Hanxiao couldn't figure out what this foolish prince was thinking, so he nodded.
Lu Jinyu seemed to have made up his mind, and threw the brick aside casually, "Doctor Xue doesn't want to know what I did in the palace that night?"
There is gossip! ——On the message boards, Xue Hanxiao, who is often warned by seniors that the more you know, the sooner you die, quickly shook his head: "I don't want to!" None of my business!
"Hey, it's actually not a big deal." Lu Jinyu explained self-consciously, "Actually, Song Yuanming is my senior brother, and my king had a deep friendship with him when I was wandering in the rivers and lakes. That's why I heard that the emperor's brother is because of Bai Guifei. And to vent his anger on the imperial hospital, this king was very worried about him, so he broke into the palace at night."
"Your news is too well-informed." "Isn't it good to just tell the emperor that Song Yuyi is actually a related household?" "It turns out that your concubine is not Bai Guifei but Song Yuyi." I've been through it" "Didn't I say that I don't want to know? Why do you have to explain?" The amount of information was too much for a while, Xue Hanxiao felt that he was about to blurt out a thousand words, but finally swallowed them-ah, the prince with a hole in his head He really doesn't understand his mental journey... No wonder he pretends to be so stupid, because he has a hole in his head... When he raised his head, he happened to meet Lu Jinyu's eager eyes.
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