Noah System Administration Service Center
Chapter 1 is really not a directory
...It's Martin's morning! !
Ah... Qingming is over... The author's diligent daily watch is also far away...
Although the more diligent the author updates, the closer to the end haha_(:3」∠)_
☆、Today I want to be the host version [Everyone is counterattacking]
1#【Host】Actor
as the title
This host will eventually become the biggest loser
2#【Host】White-collar workers
噗
What does it mean that everyone is fighting back?
3# [former host] agent
oh?actor?
That's kind of interesting to me.
4#【Host】Actor
The actor is just a task goal given to me by the system
I'm just a little transparent
5# [system] No. 2333
Host, how can you give up just because of a small setback!
Come, let us work together!
6# [former host] Silly White Sweet
According to past experience, the "little setback" in mouth 2333 is probably an extremely difficult and almost impossible perverted task~
7# [system] No. 2333
What, how can there be!Obviously very common!
8# [former host] procrastination
So annoying, so annoying, I can’t keep up with my homework, ah ah ah ah ah
Okay, anyway, let's browse the message board for a while!
Agree with Silly Baitian, the "ordinary" in the system's mouth is equal to the "absolutely extraordinary" in the real world, and the painful experience of a large number of hosts has confirmed this!
9#【Host】Actor
well, makes sense
So I'd better wash up and sleep, and wait for the punishment of mission failure to come to me
I'm so tired and troubled, I don't want to engage in any more intrigue drama of the year... Anyway, I must be the one who loses in the end
10# [system] No. 2333
Eh!Host, how can you be so useless!
Isn't this task closely related to your life!
Even if you don't complete the task, you can't ruin your life!
Come on, host, hurry up and continue to work hard with me!
11# [former host] agent
As a member of the show business circle, one must have perseverance and determination to make progress
how can you be so negative
12# [former host] white-collar workers
The actor's mission goal is closely related to his life?
13# [system] No. 2333
yes yes!Let the host become a film king and marry Bai Fumei to reach the pinnacle of life, isn't this closely related to the host's life!
Why give up such a good task!
14# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Isn't this task awesome~
15#【Host】White-collar workers
...This is much better than our mission!
16#【Host】Actor
It's not that I want to give up on my own initiative...but I can't do this task at all!
17# [former host] procrastination
This sentence has almost become the mantra of the host of Noah's headquarters...
"The task can't be done at all" or something...
18# [former host] white-collar workers
Yes, after all, few people's tasks are normal...
19# [system] No. 2333
Is it abnormal?
20# [former host] procrastination
... Cough, don't worry about the system
So what difficulties did you encounter in your task?
As seniors, we are very willing to solve your problems for you!
21# [former host] agent
Yes, I'm pretty experienced in this area.
22#【Host】Actor
Thank you very much for saying this, but I really don't have much motivation...
I don't even know which Bai Fumei I'm going to marry
23#【Host】White-collar workers
have no idea?Don't know which one is your strategy target?
24#【Host】Actor
Yes
The female star I work with is jealous and robs me every day with the daughter of the boss of the company, and I have no idea who is the target of my strategy
25# [former host] Silly White Sweet
The film king is so blessed~
If he is seen by a single dog, he will probably collapse again~
26#【Host】Actor
Yanfu... Seriously, they are too weird
I am not familiar with them! !
Forget about female celebrities... I've only met the boss' daughter two or three times, why is she clinging to me all the time? !
27# [system] No. 2333
Hmph, host, what do you know, you stupid idiot who doesn't understand style?
This is called love at first sight, goodbye, fall in love, okay?
28#【Host】Actor
Love a ghost!
You clearly said it last time because they also have tasks to complete!
29#【Host】White-collar workers
Uh... "They also have missions"?
30#【Host】Actor
I just find it very strange that the behavior of female stars is quite different from the past, and I have never heard that the eldest lady is such an unrestrained girl
In the end, they also came to me for the mission, okay?
I am also their target!
31#【Host】White-collar workers
...Could it be that they are also bound to the system?
32# [former host] agent
This……
Then it should be more convenient for you to attack each other with them.
33#【Host】Actor
I said, what is the point of this kind of mutual strategy without love at all!
Both parties desperately attack each other in order to complete the task, which is no different from a political marriage!
34# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Maybe you have gained love in the process of strategy~
35# [system] No. 2333
Isn't that better!
Anyway, both parties are for the task, so it will be easier to break up in the future!
36# [former host] procrastination
...Is it really okay to say this as a system?
No matter how you listen to it, it is full of malice that "anyway, the host is used to use it to complete the task and then throw it away".
37#【Host】White-collar workers
Wait, how do you know that they also have a system? Could it be that No. 2333 told you?
Didn't the system of Noah's General Administration sign a confidentiality treaty?How can you tell the host that other systems exist?
38# [system] No. 2333
in principle yes
But... hum
The system bound to them is not our Noah Headquarters, so that’s another matter╭(╯^╰)╮
39# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oh, it turns out to be a competitor~
No wonder number 2333 would take the initiative to tell the host~
40# [former host] agent
With such a small setback, can you not hold on?
41#【Host】White-collar workers
Is it an annoyance that the target of the attack is scrambling to get you?
42#【Host】Actor
...but everyone is like this
43#【Host】White-collar workers
"everyone"?
44# [former host] procrastination
"It's all like this"?
45#【Host】Actor
Everyone has a system
46# [former host] agent
……what?
47#【Host】Actor
Feels like everyone around me has a system
48# [former host] procrastination
...Why did it suddenly become a little scary? !
49#【Host】Actor
My rival has a system, my boss has a system, and even my fans have a system
50#【Host】White-collar workers
Hello? !This is terrible, right? !
Your world is ruled by the system, right? !
51# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Ah~ I feel like watching a blockbuster movie about artificial intelligence ruling the world~
52#【Host】Actor
More importantly, their system is obviously better than mine
53# [former host] agent
Oh?
54#【Host】Actor
I feel that they all want to get wind and rain, and the system is simply a treasure chest for them
...In contrast, number 2333 simply refuses to give me anything
55# [system] No. 2333
Humph
Superficial╭(╯^╰)╮
56# [former host] procrastination
No, no, I think the more frightening thing is that everyone is controlled by the system.
57#【Host】Actor
My rival easily achieved much higher achievements than me by relying on the system, isn't it scary enough?
58#【Host】White-collar workers
You should also care a little bit about the life and death of all mankind!
59# [system] No. 2333
Hmph, what's wrong with their system
Isn't it just taking whatever you want, satisfying everything, how can it compare to the excellent system of our Noah Headquarters!
60#【Host】Actor
...that alone is enough
I just want to finish the task quickly!
61# [former host] Silly White Sweet
puff~
Young man, you are still too naive~
62#【Host】Actor
……what?
63# [former host] Silly White Sweet
How can there be such a good thing in the world~?
No matter what requirements are met, you think there are no conditions~?
64#【Host】Actor
ah? ...I haven't heard of any conditions for their system?
65# [former host] procrastination
oh? !Have an inside story? !
66#【Host】White-collar workers
As expected of one of the oldest hosts in the legend, you know a lot
67# [former host] Silly White Sweet
In fact, everyone around you is bound to the system, this matter itself is very suspicious~?
If I'm not mistaken, that's why No. 2333 was dispatched~?
68# [system] No. 2333
Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮
Still stupid, sweet and smart
69#【Former Host】Actor
……what?
70# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Although the systems of the Noah General Administration are a bit weird, and they are not willing to provide various benefits to the host easily, but they are really thinking about the host~
The systems here are all committed to achieving mutually beneficial results through joint efforts with the host~
71# [former host] procrastination
...Although I think the experience of some hosts makes this statement unconvincing...
But in general, it is true
72#【Host】Actor
uh, so what?what do you want to say?
73# [system] No. 2333
Stupid host, do you think other systems are as kind as the system of our headquarters!
Not rejecting anything, but accepting everything, that would be at the cost of paying your soul in the end!
74#【Host】Actor
Soul...huh? !
75# [system] No. 2333
Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮
I didn't want to tell you
In fact, your real mission is to defeat the evil system and save all mankind
76#【Host】Actor
……
77# [Host] No. 2333
ah ah QAQ
What to do, my host seems to have a brain crash!
78# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Hehehe~ who asked you to tell him the truth~
79# [former host] procrastination
...and my brain is dead
80#【Host】White-collar workers
My brain also...
81# [former host] agent
...things went off the rails the moment another system came along
82# [Host] No. 2333
ah ah QAQ
Play off ah ah ah
The author has something to say: ... This chapter was stuck for two days before I finished writing ... qwq
If I knew it earlier, I would have written the story of "beta rises up and overthrows the evil alpha's rule" [no
☆, I want to be the host version today [Please give me more advice as a host for the first time]
1#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Hello everyone
Since it is the first time as a host, I am a little puzzled
hope someone can help me
2# [system] No. 520
Oh?
Could it be that my suggestion is not enough to solve the host's question?
3# [system] No. 521
Humph.
of course
The host has long been tired of your rules and regulations.
4# [former host] Silly White Sweet
520 and 521 are flirting again~
So Goth Lolita is the host of No. 520~?
5# [system] No. 521
Nonsense, of course she is my host
6# [system] No. 520
Ah--
Confidence is a good thing, but of course goth lolita can only be my host
7#【Host】Dead house
I smell lolita!
Loli Sai Gao! !
8#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Loli Sai Gao?
9#【Former host】little secretary
No!little sister!Don't listen to the nonsense of that dead house upstairs! !
And what are No. 520 and No. 521 arguing about this time?
10# [system] No. 520
Heh, how could your illogical and principleless way of working allow the host to complete the task perfectly?
Host, trust me, I will pave the way for you
11# [system] No. 521
Hmph, is it still so old-fashioned, No. 520?Your old-fashioned way is no longer suitable for the current host.
Come on, host, let me tell you what power is
12# [former host] Tsundere
No. 520, No. 521, it’s fine if you compete for performance all day long
Why are you two fighting over the ownership of the host?
...Wait, why is the ownership of the host disputed? !
13#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Everyone, aren't they all being scrambled by the system like this?
14#【Former host】little secretary
……of course not!
Big misunderstanding!
15# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oh~?
Could it be that you are bound to both systems 520 and 521 at the same time~?
16# [system] No. 521
Her system can only have me
17# [system] No. 520
Why don't we wait and see the host's choice
18# [former host] Tsundere
...what the hell? !
Wait, is this even possible? !
19#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Well, they're yelling at me to do this and that every day
... so troublesome
20# [system] No. 520
Hey, you unqualified system that ignores order and discipline, the host is saying that you have caused her troubles
21# [system] No. 521
oh?Isn't it that you who set up such and such rules for the host all day long make the host very annoying?
22# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Amazing~!
Although the system will also perform certain screening when selecting a host, it is almost impossible for two systems to select a host at the same time~
As expected of No. 520 and No. 521 full of tacit understanding~
23# [system] No. 521
Who has a tacit understanding with him? !
24# [system] No. 520
Who has a tacit understanding with him? !
25#【Former host】little secretary
...that's really a big headache
26#【Host】Dead house
Hehehe, little sister, how about asking big brother and me to help n
27# [former host] Tsundere
By the way, little sister, what is your task?
...the missions they gave you, wouldn't they be two different missions?
It's complicated
28#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Well, it is indeed a different task
No. 520 hopes that I can become the leader of the base and lead humans to eliminate all zombies;
No. 521 hopes that I can become the queen of zombies and command zombies to kill all humans
29# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oh ~
30#【Former host】little secretary
……what?
31# [former host] Tsundere
Isn't this doomed to have both! !
32# [system] No. 520
The host just needs to ignore that guy's request from No. 521
Only when the host destroys all the zombies can the order of the world be maintained and society not collapsed
33# [system] No. 521
Ridiculous, is it true that human beings are just?
Come on, Overlord, you will become the pioneer and pioneer of a new race, and your name will be immortalized forever!
34#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Everyone, is there anyone who can help me?
35#【Former host】little secretary
This...is an unprecedented trouble.
36# [former host] Tsundere
There is no doubt about this kind of thing!Of course it is to join the human side and eliminate the demons!
Doing justice for the sky and eradicating harm for the people is the right way!
37# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oops~ I almost forgot that Tsundere is orthodox and decent~
It's amazing~
38#【Former host】The villain
That's right, I also miss him like this
Then I will answer it after a long time, ha ha!
When you are alive, you must do whatever you want and not be bound by the world!
Feel free to kill those humans that you don't like!
39#【Former host】little secretary
... Where did you come from, villain!If you're having fun with decent people, don't cheat other people's little sisters, okay?
40# [former host] Zombie King
Ok
Humanity
该杀
41#【Former host】little secretary
……Hey!
42#【Former Host】Savior
What are you doing?What's up with you bastards?
Of course, we must quickly kill those zombies. How can you build a city when you become a zombie queen?
And when you become a zombie, your choice of food is very limited
43# [former host] white lotus
Zombies...that kind of stuff is sticky and disgusting
Or human skin feels smoother and more comfortable
44#【Former host】little secretary
Finally a normal person appeared!
45#【Former Host】Missy
Zombies?As I remember, it seems to be an existence similar to the earl's race, right?
My concubine believes that as long as things exist, there is a reason for their existence
Ha ha, let's see my sister choose
46#【Former host】Earl
Hey, don't compare our noble, glamorous and handsome vampires with those lowly creatures, okay?
Ahem, but as far as I am concerned, I also think that the existence of zombies in the world is not a big treason, there is no need to kill them all, right?
47#【Former host】little secretary
...Why on earth did so many people suddenly appear and start discussing this
48#【Host】rehired employees
Oh, it looks very lively here!
49# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oops, rehired Mr.~!
Look, one host has dual systems, this is a rare spectacle~
50#【Host】rehired employees
Fun, fun!
I want to see how this little sister chooses in the end
51#【Former host】little secretary
...Don't take other people's troubles as a conversation piece after dinner
52# [Host] No. 69
...Really, is it 520 and 521 again?
These two guys do this every time, and they won't be satisfied if they don't make a bunch of moths
It was also the same last time, for the sake of competitive performance results, they almost brought down their respective hosts, right?
53# [former host] Silly White Sweet
But you obviously enjoyed watching the show~
54# [Host] No. 69
When will the two of them be as mature as me?
55# [system] No. 520
You childish guy deserves to be forced to be a host
56# [system] No. 521
You childish guy deserves to be forced to be a host
57# [Host] No. 69
... I, I don't care about you!
hateful! !
58#【Host】rehired employees
And the two of them always have a tacit understanding...
59#【Host】Gothic Lolita
I made a decision
60#【Former host】little secretary
what
... What did you decide?
61# [system] No. 521
Is it to kill humans? !
62# [system] No. 520
Is it to exterminate zombies? !
63#【Host】Gothic Lolita
I want to kill all humans and zombies
64#【Former host】little secretary
……What?
It's so windy I can't hear you
65#【Host】Gothic Lolita
I said I'm going to kill s
66#【Former host】little secretary
No!Don't repeat it!
...how on earth did you come to this conclusion!
Don't break the jar! !
67#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Broken pot, broken?
I do not have
i just want to get things done
68#【Former host】The villain
Hahaha!Little girl, I appreciate you very much!
69# [former host] Tsundere
Why? !
Even if you kill all humans and zombies, you can't complete two tasks at the same time!
What's more, you're just a kid? !
70# [system] No. 520
you can rest assured
She is my chosen host
71# [system] No. 521
Good
Although she is young, her strength cannot be underestimated.
It's probably not difficult to kill all humans and zombies
72#【Former host】little secretary
Hey, hey... Is it really okay to have such great power at such a young age...
What's more, if she really wants to complete the two tasks, she must commit suicide, right? !Isn't this putting the cart before the horse? !
73#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Hmm... then can I become the main god?
Is the main god neither human nor zombie?
74#【Host】rehired employees
Cough cough...cough cough!
You are right, but you still... don't expect such a goal cough cough
75# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Puff ha ha ha ~
The ambition of the children is really lofty~!
amazing amazing~
76#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Can't it?
77#【Former host】little secretary
...little sister, calm down
78#【Host】Dead house
little sister, don't be afraid
I just love being innocent like you x
79# [former host] Silly White Sweet
It's nice to be young~
80#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Is it really not possible...
What should I do...
81#【Former host】little secretary
Do you have the heart to let a little girl down!
Hurry up, someone will come up with a solution soon!
82# [former host] Silly White Sweet
hmm~
Re-employment Mr.~?
83#【Former host】Rehired employees
hey... ok
In fact, although you will definitely not be able to become the main god, it is still possible to become an existence equivalent to a system like me
84#【Host】Gothic Lolita
system?Is it the same as 520 and 521?
85#【Former host】Rehired employees
Yes
86#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Hey... become as disturbing as they are?
Well, I'll try!
87# [system] No. 521
who is disturbing
88# [system] No. 520
who is disturbing
89# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Everyone is happy with the result~!
Congrats, congratulations, congratulations~
90#【Former host】little secretary
I deeply feel that the hosts of the Noah General Administration really have various camps...
The author has something to say: about how to distinguish the attributes of No. 520 and No. 521... Of course, look at their last digits! XDDD
In fact, the more I write, the more I worry that there are too many characters on the stage, and it may be difficult to distinguish... _(:3」∠)_
The next chapter is over! ! !
☆、Offline communication activities [No.18 Friendship Club]
"Hey, number 69, don't fight monsters, it's almost time to go to the fraternity party." When number 69 was casually fighting monsters with mechanical movements, the voice of number 888 suddenly sounded in his head.
At that moment, No. 69 felt tears welling up in his eyes: "Finally...you can rest!!" Since becoming the host, No. 888 has been arranging all kinds of weird tasks for him, and he can't rest for a moment. , if he is not given a chance to relax, he will have a system failure, okay?
The teammates on the side saw that he stopped moving and stopped attacking the monster: "What's wrong?"
I saw No. 69 holding the captain Bai Shui Jianxin's hands tearfully: "Bai Shui! I'm going to go offline first today, you can do whatever you want!" After finishing speaking, a light flashed, and No. 69 disappeared in place.
The few remaining people looked at each other in blank dismay, seeing the same surprise in the eyes of others.
"This is the first time I've seen Lu Jiu go offline in this year?!"
Bai Shui Jianxin silently glanced at his left hand that was held just now, and sighed softly.
As soon as No. 69 entered the fellowship venue, he was almost smashed into a sieve by the flying sword flying towards him.
"Wow!" He was so scared that he flew and hid under the table, "Hey, hey! Tsundere, villain! If you want to fight, don't fight at the entrance of the venue! It's too dangerous!"
"You! Why did you secretly exchange the wine I gave Ms. Yu for vinegar!" The young man in white was staring at the man across from him with a raised eyebrow, "I still don't know why she whipped me!"
The man in black on the opposite side dodged a palm, "I'm afraid such a fierce woman is not suitable for you?"
"I have no affair with her!" The young man in white entangled her persistently.
"Ah, ah, they have been fighting for so many years, and they really never tire of it." No. 69 raised his head, and saw a smiling man sitting at the table, with long hair tied loosely, and a freehand expression on his face, "I don't know how the world they live in has been harmed by them."
No. 69 was aggrieved: "General attack! In such a critical situation just now, you didn't even help me!"
Before the man could answer, the dignified woman next to her covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "No. 69, you are also a system anyway, I believe you can avoid it."
"Miss, you are right." The person sitting on the other side of the general attack agreed.Although this person has a handsome face, his skin has a strange purple color, and he pauses from time to time when speaking, which seems quite strange.
Tears streamed down the face of No. 69: "You big villains! Someone come and take this group of monsters!"
"The impoverished Taoist is coming!" A frivolous voice suddenly came from far and near, and the man in Taoist robe rushed to No. 69 excitedly across the debris all over the floor, squatted down and looked at No. 69, "It's you!" Do you want to subdue the monster? Where is the monster? Could it be this big zombie? Oh, it's really difficult to subdue it..."
"..." No. 69 choked up speechlessly, "I didn't let you, a big monster, come to collect other monsters! No. 444!! Come and take care of your idiot!"
No. 444 watched leisurely from the side: "You overestimate me, I can't control this monster. But..." He rolled his eyes, "It's okay to help you distract yourself."
He patted the Taoist priest on the shoulder: "Hey, god stick, did you see that? That's right, that big mouse with human ears over there. Oh, it's terrible, this must be a monster that only harms one side !"
"This monster is so arrogant, it dares to stare at you dear! The poor must take it!" If you don't look at it, you don't know, the monster with human ears dares to stare at No. 444 without moving!Must be doing something demon!Daoist didn't dare to think any more, and ran away in a hurry.
Finally, No. 69 found a chance to crawl out from under the table, patted the ashes off his body, and walked towards the place where the crowd gathered.
"12580!" "...Go to hell!" "What's going on..." "...This can't be done!" "...Children..." From afar, No. 69 heard the crowd's fierce quarrel , he grabbed a guy in armor curiously and asked, "Hey, knight, what are you doing?"
The blond knight tilted his head in confusion: "This...is a big problem for our "Number 12580 Must Die Association"..." He stared at a little girl in the middle of the crowd, seemingly at a loss.
No. 69 followed his gaze, and suddenly understood: "I understand, you haven't seen the figure of No. 12580 before, have you?"
The systems of the Noah General Administration do not have enough energy to gather human form, but every time the main god of the fraternity will be merciful and take the initiative to help them, so that they can communicate face-to-face with the hosts, and the nearest hosts before that Obviously, I haven't seen the appearance of No. 12580, so I have such a fierce quarrel.
I saw a pretty but expressionless little girl standing among the group of people, she seemed quite indifferent to the disputes next to her, she just kept calmly answering: "According to the analysis of this system, none of your problems are valid." The person in the robe shouted excitedly holding a brick: "You don't understand! This is just her disguise! Don't be deceived by her! No. 12580 must die!" Several others tried to pull him back: "Hey, mage! Calm down! Are you going to attack a little girl!"
As they quarreled more and more fiercely, one of them suddenly turned into a big white snake, sweeping away the people around him, and the knight drew out his shield to prepare for defense.Seeing that the situation became more and more uncontrollable, No. 69 hurriedly retreated, intending to slip out of the range that would be affected.
"Oh! Who is it!" In a panic, No. 69 accidentally stepped on someone's foot, and quickly jumped to the side to look back.Behind him stood a boy wearing black-rimmed glasses, grinning and standing on one foot.
He looked down at his shoes, and said with lingering fear: "Damn, the price of watching the little loli is really too high. I almost stepped on my limited-edition Ellief canvas shoes!" A towel, and started frantically wiping his pair of sneakers, which looked spotless.
The two men on the side nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes! And no matter how cute the little lolita is, she can't have sex! Let's watch the cute female students over there!"
"That's right, it's great that the hosts of high school students are all cute girls!"
"Look straight guys! Procrastination looks so cute! It's so cute!"
"Shh, I heard that she has already been chased by someone, single dog, you better think about it."
"Actually, Cinderella is also pretty good. Although it looks a bit plain at first glance, it's actually very attractive!"
"Looking for a girlfriend means looking for a kind-hearted person with a good personality!"
"There is also a bad girl, she is so handsome!"
"I really want to be treated violently by her!"
……
No. 69 listened to the straight men and single dogs commenting on the girls for a while, and couldn't help feeling both sad and funny, and also joined in: "After talking so much, don't you still have no girlfriend?"
The two were silent for three seconds, and cried together with the dead man who had just polished his shoes with a "wow--", completely amused No. 69.
"Excuse me, do you need paper?" A gentle female voice rang out.As soon as the three looked up, they saw a white palm stretched out in front of them, with a pack of napkins lying on it.
The girl smiled: "Excuse me, but I see you are very sad, so I came to ask."
The three looked at each other. No. 69 swore that he saw the word "goddess" in the eyes of these three people.
"I want it!" "The goddess gave it to me!" "Obviously it's mine!" The good brothers who were huddling together just now are now fighting for the ownership of the tissue, eager to stab each other twice .
No. 69 squinted at the girl handing tissues, and snorted softly, "I don't know how they would react if they knew you were used to handing tissues to others in the toilet, so you gave them a pack."
The girl's smile froze for a moment: "...Can't I not mention this?"
Number 69 shrugged and walked on, intending to eat something.He tried his best to put all kinds of food on his plate, and at the same time watched a certain young talent next to him being molested, and found it quite interesting.
"Ahem... Miss, please respect yourself. Even if you do this, you won't attract my attention!" The tall man in a suit and leather shoes secretly dripped a drop of cold sweat.A sexy woman in an evening dress picked his chin, looking very happy: "Believe me, I can make you feel the happiness that women in your world can't bring you..."
"Hey, smoker, don't teach him the strange knowledge of your ABO world." A secretary-like person tried to help the man in the suit, "Mr. President is so innocent, I can't stand your violent talk."
"Oh?" The smoker turned his eyes, "Why don't you come to accompany me instead?" After saying that, he wrapped the little secretary in his arms, and the little secretary was buried in her plump chest, speechless for a while. Come.
"...The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old!" No. 69 couldn't help but mouthful
Ah... Qingming is over... The author's diligent daily watch is also far away...
Although the more diligent the author updates, the closer to the end haha_(:3」∠)_
☆、Today I want to be the host version [Everyone is counterattacking]
1#【Host】Actor
as the title
This host will eventually become the biggest loser
2#【Host】White-collar workers
噗
What does it mean that everyone is fighting back?
3# [former host] agent
oh?actor?
That's kind of interesting to me.
4#【Host】Actor
The actor is just a task goal given to me by the system
I'm just a little transparent
5# [system] No. 2333
Host, how can you give up just because of a small setback!
Come, let us work together!
6# [former host] Silly White Sweet
According to past experience, the "little setback" in mouth 2333 is probably an extremely difficult and almost impossible perverted task~
7# [system] No. 2333
What, how can there be!Obviously very common!
8# [former host] procrastination
So annoying, so annoying, I can’t keep up with my homework, ah ah ah ah ah
Okay, anyway, let's browse the message board for a while!
Agree with Silly Baitian, the "ordinary" in the system's mouth is equal to the "absolutely extraordinary" in the real world, and the painful experience of a large number of hosts has confirmed this!
9#【Host】Actor
well, makes sense
So I'd better wash up and sleep, and wait for the punishment of mission failure to come to me
I'm so tired and troubled, I don't want to engage in any more intrigue drama of the year... Anyway, I must be the one who loses in the end
10# [system] No. 2333
Eh!Host, how can you be so useless!
Isn't this task closely related to your life!
Even if you don't complete the task, you can't ruin your life!
Come on, host, hurry up and continue to work hard with me!
11# [former host] agent
As a member of the show business circle, one must have perseverance and determination to make progress
how can you be so negative
12# [former host] white-collar workers
The actor's mission goal is closely related to his life?
13# [system] No. 2333
yes yes!Let the host become a film king and marry Bai Fumei to reach the pinnacle of life, isn't this closely related to the host's life!
Why give up such a good task!
14# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Isn't this task awesome~
15#【Host】White-collar workers
...This is much better than our mission!
16#【Host】Actor
It's not that I want to give up on my own initiative...but I can't do this task at all!
17# [former host] procrastination
This sentence has almost become the mantra of the host of Noah's headquarters...
"The task can't be done at all" or something...
18# [former host] white-collar workers
Yes, after all, few people's tasks are normal...
19# [system] No. 2333
Is it abnormal?
20# [former host] procrastination
... Cough, don't worry about the system
So what difficulties did you encounter in your task?
As seniors, we are very willing to solve your problems for you!
21# [former host] agent
Yes, I'm pretty experienced in this area.
22#【Host】Actor
Thank you very much for saying this, but I really don't have much motivation...
I don't even know which Bai Fumei I'm going to marry
23#【Host】White-collar workers
have no idea?Don't know which one is your strategy target?
24#【Host】Actor
Yes
The female star I work with is jealous and robs me every day with the daughter of the boss of the company, and I have no idea who is the target of my strategy
25# [former host] Silly White Sweet
The film king is so blessed~
If he is seen by a single dog, he will probably collapse again~
26#【Host】Actor
Yanfu... Seriously, they are too weird
I am not familiar with them! !
Forget about female celebrities... I've only met the boss' daughter two or three times, why is she clinging to me all the time? !
27# [system] No. 2333
Hmph, host, what do you know, you stupid idiot who doesn't understand style?
This is called love at first sight, goodbye, fall in love, okay?
28#【Host】Actor
Love a ghost!
You clearly said it last time because they also have tasks to complete!
29#【Host】White-collar workers
Uh... "They also have missions"?
30#【Host】Actor
I just find it very strange that the behavior of female stars is quite different from the past, and I have never heard that the eldest lady is such an unrestrained girl
In the end, they also came to me for the mission, okay?
I am also their target!
31#【Host】White-collar workers
...Could it be that they are also bound to the system?
32# [former host] agent
This……
Then it should be more convenient for you to attack each other with them.
33#【Host】Actor
I said, what is the point of this kind of mutual strategy without love at all!
Both parties desperately attack each other in order to complete the task, which is no different from a political marriage!
34# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Maybe you have gained love in the process of strategy~
35# [system] No. 2333
Isn't that better!
Anyway, both parties are for the task, so it will be easier to break up in the future!
36# [former host] procrastination
...Is it really okay to say this as a system?
No matter how you listen to it, it is full of malice that "anyway, the host is used to use it to complete the task and then throw it away".
37#【Host】White-collar workers
Wait, how do you know that they also have a system? Could it be that No. 2333 told you?
Didn't the system of Noah's General Administration sign a confidentiality treaty?How can you tell the host that other systems exist?
38# [system] No. 2333
in principle yes
But... hum
The system bound to them is not our Noah Headquarters, so that’s another matter╭(╯^╰)╮
39# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oh, it turns out to be a competitor~
No wonder number 2333 would take the initiative to tell the host~
40# [former host] agent
With such a small setback, can you not hold on?
41#【Host】White-collar workers
Is it an annoyance that the target of the attack is scrambling to get you?
42#【Host】Actor
...but everyone is like this
43#【Host】White-collar workers
"everyone"?
44# [former host] procrastination
"It's all like this"?
45#【Host】Actor
Everyone has a system
46# [former host] agent
……what?
47#【Host】Actor
Feels like everyone around me has a system
48# [former host] procrastination
...Why did it suddenly become a little scary? !
49#【Host】Actor
My rival has a system, my boss has a system, and even my fans have a system
50#【Host】White-collar workers
Hello? !This is terrible, right? !
Your world is ruled by the system, right? !
51# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Ah~ I feel like watching a blockbuster movie about artificial intelligence ruling the world~
52#【Host】Actor
More importantly, their system is obviously better than mine
53# [former host] agent
Oh?
54#【Host】Actor
I feel that they all want to get wind and rain, and the system is simply a treasure chest for them
...In contrast, number 2333 simply refuses to give me anything
55# [system] No. 2333
Humph
Superficial╭(╯^╰)╮
56# [former host] procrastination
No, no, I think the more frightening thing is that everyone is controlled by the system.
57#【Host】Actor
My rival easily achieved much higher achievements than me by relying on the system, isn't it scary enough?
58#【Host】White-collar workers
You should also care a little bit about the life and death of all mankind!
59# [system] No. 2333
Hmph, what's wrong with their system
Isn't it just taking whatever you want, satisfying everything, how can it compare to the excellent system of our Noah Headquarters!
60#【Host】Actor
...that alone is enough
I just want to finish the task quickly!
61# [former host] Silly White Sweet
puff~
Young man, you are still too naive~
62#【Host】Actor
……what?
63# [former host] Silly White Sweet
How can there be such a good thing in the world~?
No matter what requirements are met, you think there are no conditions~?
64#【Host】Actor
ah? ...I haven't heard of any conditions for their system?
65# [former host] procrastination
oh? !Have an inside story? !
66#【Host】White-collar workers
As expected of one of the oldest hosts in the legend, you know a lot
67# [former host] Silly White Sweet
In fact, everyone around you is bound to the system, this matter itself is very suspicious~?
If I'm not mistaken, that's why No. 2333 was dispatched~?
68# [system] No. 2333
Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮
Still stupid, sweet and smart
69#【Former Host】Actor
……what?
70# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Although the systems of the Noah General Administration are a bit weird, and they are not willing to provide various benefits to the host easily, but they are really thinking about the host~
The systems here are all committed to achieving mutually beneficial results through joint efforts with the host~
71# [former host] procrastination
...Although I think the experience of some hosts makes this statement unconvincing...
But in general, it is true
72#【Host】Actor
uh, so what?what do you want to say?
73# [system] No. 2333
Stupid host, do you think other systems are as kind as the system of our headquarters!
Not rejecting anything, but accepting everything, that would be at the cost of paying your soul in the end!
74#【Host】Actor
Soul...huh? !
75# [system] No. 2333
Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮
I didn't want to tell you
In fact, your real mission is to defeat the evil system and save all mankind
76#【Host】Actor
……
77# [Host] No. 2333
ah ah QAQ
What to do, my host seems to have a brain crash!
78# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Hehehe~ who asked you to tell him the truth~
79# [former host] procrastination
...and my brain is dead
80#【Host】White-collar workers
My brain also...
81# [former host] agent
...things went off the rails the moment another system came along
82# [Host] No. 2333
ah ah QAQ
Play off ah ah ah
The author has something to say: ... This chapter was stuck for two days before I finished writing ... qwq
If I knew it earlier, I would have written the story of "beta rises up and overthrows the evil alpha's rule" [no
☆, I want to be the host version today [Please give me more advice as a host for the first time]
1#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Hello everyone
Since it is the first time as a host, I am a little puzzled
hope someone can help me
2# [system] No. 520
Oh?
Could it be that my suggestion is not enough to solve the host's question?
3# [system] No. 521
Humph.
of course
The host has long been tired of your rules and regulations.
4# [former host] Silly White Sweet
520 and 521 are flirting again~
So Goth Lolita is the host of No. 520~?
5# [system] No. 521
Nonsense, of course she is my host
6# [system] No. 520
Ah--
Confidence is a good thing, but of course goth lolita can only be my host
7#【Host】Dead house
I smell lolita!
Loli Sai Gao! !
8#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Loli Sai Gao?
9#【Former host】little secretary
No!little sister!Don't listen to the nonsense of that dead house upstairs! !
And what are No. 520 and No. 521 arguing about this time?
10# [system] No. 520
Heh, how could your illogical and principleless way of working allow the host to complete the task perfectly?
Host, trust me, I will pave the way for you
11# [system] No. 521
Hmph, is it still so old-fashioned, No. 520?Your old-fashioned way is no longer suitable for the current host.
Come on, host, let me tell you what power is
12# [former host] Tsundere
No. 520, No. 521, it’s fine if you compete for performance all day long
Why are you two fighting over the ownership of the host?
...Wait, why is the ownership of the host disputed? !
13#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Everyone, aren't they all being scrambled by the system like this?
14#【Former host】little secretary
……of course not!
Big misunderstanding!
15# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oh~?
Could it be that you are bound to both systems 520 and 521 at the same time~?
16# [system] No. 521
Her system can only have me
17# [system] No. 520
Why don't we wait and see the host's choice
18# [former host] Tsundere
...what the hell? !
Wait, is this even possible? !
19#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Well, they're yelling at me to do this and that every day
... so troublesome
20# [system] No. 520
Hey, you unqualified system that ignores order and discipline, the host is saying that you have caused her troubles
21# [system] No. 521
oh?Isn't it that you who set up such and such rules for the host all day long make the host very annoying?
22# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Amazing~!
Although the system will also perform certain screening when selecting a host, it is almost impossible for two systems to select a host at the same time~
As expected of No. 520 and No. 521 full of tacit understanding~
23# [system] No. 521
Who has a tacit understanding with him? !
24# [system] No. 520
Who has a tacit understanding with him? !
25#【Former host】little secretary
...that's really a big headache
26#【Host】Dead house
Hehehe, little sister, how about asking big brother and me to help n
27# [former host] Tsundere
By the way, little sister, what is your task?
...the missions they gave you, wouldn't they be two different missions?
It's complicated
28#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Well, it is indeed a different task
No. 520 hopes that I can become the leader of the base and lead humans to eliminate all zombies;
No. 521 hopes that I can become the queen of zombies and command zombies to kill all humans
29# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oh ~
30#【Former host】little secretary
……what?
31# [former host] Tsundere
Isn't this doomed to have both! !
32# [system] No. 520
The host just needs to ignore that guy's request from No. 521
Only when the host destroys all the zombies can the order of the world be maintained and society not collapsed
33# [system] No. 521
Ridiculous, is it true that human beings are just?
Come on, Overlord, you will become the pioneer and pioneer of a new race, and your name will be immortalized forever!
34#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Everyone, is there anyone who can help me?
35#【Former host】little secretary
This...is an unprecedented trouble.
36# [former host] Tsundere
There is no doubt about this kind of thing!Of course it is to join the human side and eliminate the demons!
Doing justice for the sky and eradicating harm for the people is the right way!
37# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oops~ I almost forgot that Tsundere is orthodox and decent~
It's amazing~
38#【Former host】The villain
That's right, I also miss him like this
Then I will answer it after a long time, ha ha!
When you are alive, you must do whatever you want and not be bound by the world!
Feel free to kill those humans that you don't like!
39#【Former host】little secretary
... Where did you come from, villain!If you're having fun with decent people, don't cheat other people's little sisters, okay?
40# [former host] Zombie King
Ok
Humanity
该杀
41#【Former host】little secretary
……Hey!
42#【Former Host】Savior
What are you doing?What's up with you bastards?
Of course, we must quickly kill those zombies. How can you build a city when you become a zombie queen?
And when you become a zombie, your choice of food is very limited
43# [former host] white lotus
Zombies...that kind of stuff is sticky and disgusting
Or human skin feels smoother and more comfortable
44#【Former host】little secretary
Finally a normal person appeared!
45#【Former Host】Missy
Zombies?As I remember, it seems to be an existence similar to the earl's race, right?
My concubine believes that as long as things exist, there is a reason for their existence
Ha ha, let's see my sister choose
46#【Former host】Earl
Hey, don't compare our noble, glamorous and handsome vampires with those lowly creatures, okay?
Ahem, but as far as I am concerned, I also think that the existence of zombies in the world is not a big treason, there is no need to kill them all, right?
47#【Former host】little secretary
...Why on earth did so many people suddenly appear and start discussing this
48#【Host】rehired employees
Oh, it looks very lively here!
49# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Oops, rehired Mr.~!
Look, one host has dual systems, this is a rare spectacle~
50#【Host】rehired employees
Fun, fun!
I want to see how this little sister chooses in the end
51#【Former host】little secretary
...Don't take other people's troubles as a conversation piece after dinner
52# [Host] No. 69
...Really, is it 520 and 521 again?
These two guys do this every time, and they won't be satisfied if they don't make a bunch of moths
It was also the same last time, for the sake of competitive performance results, they almost brought down their respective hosts, right?
53# [former host] Silly White Sweet
But you obviously enjoyed watching the show~
54# [Host] No. 69
When will the two of them be as mature as me?
55# [system] No. 520
You childish guy deserves to be forced to be a host
56# [system] No. 521
You childish guy deserves to be forced to be a host
57# [Host] No. 69
... I, I don't care about you!
hateful! !
58#【Host】rehired employees
And the two of them always have a tacit understanding...
59#【Host】Gothic Lolita
I made a decision
60#【Former host】little secretary
what
... What did you decide?
61# [system] No. 521
Is it to kill humans? !
62# [system] No. 520
Is it to exterminate zombies? !
63#【Host】Gothic Lolita
I want to kill all humans and zombies
64#【Former host】little secretary
……What?
It's so windy I can't hear you
65#【Host】Gothic Lolita
I said I'm going to kill s
66#【Former host】little secretary
No!Don't repeat it!
...how on earth did you come to this conclusion!
Don't break the jar! !
67#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Broken pot, broken?
I do not have
i just want to get things done
68#【Former host】The villain
Hahaha!Little girl, I appreciate you very much!
69# [former host] Tsundere
Why? !
Even if you kill all humans and zombies, you can't complete two tasks at the same time!
What's more, you're just a kid? !
70# [system] No. 520
you can rest assured
She is my chosen host
71# [system] No. 521
Good
Although she is young, her strength cannot be underestimated.
It's probably not difficult to kill all humans and zombies
72#【Former host】little secretary
Hey, hey... Is it really okay to have such great power at such a young age...
What's more, if she really wants to complete the two tasks, she must commit suicide, right? !Isn't this putting the cart before the horse? !
73#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Hmm... then can I become the main god?
Is the main god neither human nor zombie?
74#【Host】rehired employees
Cough cough...cough cough!
You are right, but you still... don't expect such a goal cough cough
75# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Puff ha ha ha ~
The ambition of the children is really lofty~!
amazing amazing~
76#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Can't it?
77#【Former host】little secretary
...little sister, calm down
78#【Host】Dead house
little sister, don't be afraid
I just love being innocent like you x
79# [former host] Silly White Sweet
It's nice to be young~
80#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Is it really not possible...
What should I do...
81#【Former host】little secretary
Do you have the heart to let a little girl down!
Hurry up, someone will come up with a solution soon!
82# [former host] Silly White Sweet
hmm~
Re-employment Mr.~?
83#【Former host】Rehired employees
hey... ok
In fact, although you will definitely not be able to become the main god, it is still possible to become an existence equivalent to a system like me
84#【Host】Gothic Lolita
system?Is it the same as 520 and 521?
85#【Former host】Rehired employees
Yes
86#【Host】Gothic Lolita
Hey... become as disturbing as they are?
Well, I'll try!
87# [system] No. 521
who is disturbing
88# [system] No. 520
who is disturbing
89# [former host] Silly White Sweet
Everyone is happy with the result~!
Congrats, congratulations, congratulations~
90#【Former host】little secretary
I deeply feel that the hosts of the Noah General Administration really have various camps...
The author has something to say: about how to distinguish the attributes of No. 520 and No. 521... Of course, look at their last digits! XDDD
In fact, the more I write, the more I worry that there are too many characters on the stage, and it may be difficult to distinguish... _(:3」∠)_
The next chapter is over! ! !
☆、Offline communication activities [No.18 Friendship Club]
"Hey, number 69, don't fight monsters, it's almost time to go to the fraternity party." When number 69 was casually fighting monsters with mechanical movements, the voice of number 888 suddenly sounded in his head.
At that moment, No. 69 felt tears welling up in his eyes: "Finally...you can rest!!" Since becoming the host, No. 888 has been arranging all kinds of weird tasks for him, and he can't rest for a moment. , if he is not given a chance to relax, he will have a system failure, okay?
The teammates on the side saw that he stopped moving and stopped attacking the monster: "What's wrong?"
I saw No. 69 holding the captain Bai Shui Jianxin's hands tearfully: "Bai Shui! I'm going to go offline first today, you can do whatever you want!" After finishing speaking, a light flashed, and No. 69 disappeared in place.
The few remaining people looked at each other in blank dismay, seeing the same surprise in the eyes of others.
"This is the first time I've seen Lu Jiu go offline in this year?!"
Bai Shui Jianxin silently glanced at his left hand that was held just now, and sighed softly.
As soon as No. 69 entered the fellowship venue, he was almost smashed into a sieve by the flying sword flying towards him.
"Wow!" He was so scared that he flew and hid under the table, "Hey, hey! Tsundere, villain! If you want to fight, don't fight at the entrance of the venue! It's too dangerous!"
"You! Why did you secretly exchange the wine I gave Ms. Yu for vinegar!" The young man in white was staring at the man across from him with a raised eyebrow, "I still don't know why she whipped me!"
The man in black on the opposite side dodged a palm, "I'm afraid such a fierce woman is not suitable for you?"
"I have no affair with her!" The young man in white entangled her persistently.
"Ah, ah, they have been fighting for so many years, and they really never tire of it." No. 69 raised his head, and saw a smiling man sitting at the table, with long hair tied loosely, and a freehand expression on his face, "I don't know how the world they live in has been harmed by them."
No. 69 was aggrieved: "General attack! In such a critical situation just now, you didn't even help me!"
Before the man could answer, the dignified woman next to her covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "No. 69, you are also a system anyway, I believe you can avoid it."
"Miss, you are right." The person sitting on the other side of the general attack agreed.Although this person has a handsome face, his skin has a strange purple color, and he pauses from time to time when speaking, which seems quite strange.
Tears streamed down the face of No. 69: "You big villains! Someone come and take this group of monsters!"
"The impoverished Taoist is coming!" A frivolous voice suddenly came from far and near, and the man in Taoist robe rushed to No. 69 excitedly across the debris all over the floor, squatted down and looked at No. 69, "It's you!" Do you want to subdue the monster? Where is the monster? Could it be this big zombie? Oh, it's really difficult to subdue it..."
"..." No. 69 choked up speechlessly, "I didn't let you, a big monster, come to collect other monsters! No. 444!! Come and take care of your idiot!"
No. 444 watched leisurely from the side: "You overestimate me, I can't control this monster. But..." He rolled his eyes, "It's okay to help you distract yourself."
He patted the Taoist priest on the shoulder: "Hey, god stick, did you see that? That's right, that big mouse with human ears over there. Oh, it's terrible, this must be a monster that only harms one side !"
"This monster is so arrogant, it dares to stare at you dear! The poor must take it!" If you don't look at it, you don't know, the monster with human ears dares to stare at No. 444 without moving!Must be doing something demon!Daoist didn't dare to think any more, and ran away in a hurry.
Finally, No. 69 found a chance to crawl out from under the table, patted the ashes off his body, and walked towards the place where the crowd gathered.
"12580!" "...Go to hell!" "What's going on..." "...This can't be done!" "...Children..." From afar, No. 69 heard the crowd's fierce quarrel , he grabbed a guy in armor curiously and asked, "Hey, knight, what are you doing?"
The blond knight tilted his head in confusion: "This...is a big problem for our "Number 12580 Must Die Association"..." He stared at a little girl in the middle of the crowd, seemingly at a loss.
No. 69 followed his gaze, and suddenly understood: "I understand, you haven't seen the figure of No. 12580 before, have you?"
The systems of the Noah General Administration do not have enough energy to gather human form, but every time the main god of the fraternity will be merciful and take the initiative to help them, so that they can communicate face-to-face with the hosts, and the nearest hosts before that Obviously, I haven't seen the appearance of No. 12580, so I have such a fierce quarrel.
I saw a pretty but expressionless little girl standing among the group of people, she seemed quite indifferent to the disputes next to her, she just kept calmly answering: "According to the analysis of this system, none of your problems are valid." The person in the robe shouted excitedly holding a brick: "You don't understand! This is just her disguise! Don't be deceived by her! No. 12580 must die!" Several others tried to pull him back: "Hey, mage! Calm down! Are you going to attack a little girl!"
As they quarreled more and more fiercely, one of them suddenly turned into a big white snake, sweeping away the people around him, and the knight drew out his shield to prepare for defense.Seeing that the situation became more and more uncontrollable, No. 69 hurriedly retreated, intending to slip out of the range that would be affected.
"Oh! Who is it!" In a panic, No. 69 accidentally stepped on someone's foot, and quickly jumped to the side to look back.Behind him stood a boy wearing black-rimmed glasses, grinning and standing on one foot.
He looked down at his shoes, and said with lingering fear: "Damn, the price of watching the little loli is really too high. I almost stepped on my limited-edition Ellief canvas shoes!" A towel, and started frantically wiping his pair of sneakers, which looked spotless.
The two men on the side nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes! And no matter how cute the little lolita is, she can't have sex! Let's watch the cute female students over there!"
"That's right, it's great that the hosts of high school students are all cute girls!"
"Look straight guys! Procrastination looks so cute! It's so cute!"
"Shh, I heard that she has already been chased by someone, single dog, you better think about it."
"Actually, Cinderella is also pretty good. Although it looks a bit plain at first glance, it's actually very attractive!"
"Looking for a girlfriend means looking for a kind-hearted person with a good personality!"
"There is also a bad girl, she is so handsome!"
"I really want to be treated violently by her!"
……
No. 69 listened to the straight men and single dogs commenting on the girls for a while, and couldn't help feeling both sad and funny, and also joined in: "After talking so much, don't you still have no girlfriend?"
The two were silent for three seconds, and cried together with the dead man who had just polished his shoes with a "wow--", completely amused No. 69.
"Excuse me, do you need paper?" A gentle female voice rang out.As soon as the three looked up, they saw a white palm stretched out in front of them, with a pack of napkins lying on it.
The girl smiled: "Excuse me, but I see you are very sad, so I came to ask."
The three looked at each other. No. 69 swore that he saw the word "goddess" in the eyes of these three people.
"I want it!" "The goddess gave it to me!" "Obviously it's mine!" The good brothers who were huddling together just now are now fighting for the ownership of the tissue, eager to stab each other twice .
No. 69 squinted at the girl handing tissues, and snorted softly, "I don't know how they would react if they knew you were used to handing tissues to others in the toilet, so you gave them a pack."
The girl's smile froze for a moment: "...Can't I not mention this?"
Number 69 shrugged and walked on, intending to eat something.He tried his best to put all kinds of food on his plate, and at the same time watched a certain young talent next to him being molested, and found it quite interesting.
"Ahem... Miss, please respect yourself. Even if you do this, you won't attract my attention!" The tall man in a suit and leather shoes secretly dripped a drop of cold sweat.A sexy woman in an evening dress picked his chin, looking very happy: "Believe me, I can make you feel the happiness that women in your world can't bring you..."
"Hey, smoker, don't teach him the strange knowledge of your ABO world." A secretary-like person tried to help the man in the suit, "Mr. President is so innocent, I can't stand your violent talk."
"Oh?" The smoker turned his eyes, "Why don't you come to accompany me instead?" After saying that, he wrapped the little secretary in his arms, and the little secretary was buried in her plump chest, speechless for a while. Come.
"...The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old!" No. 69 couldn't help but mouthful
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