[Comprehensive] The world is full of sadness

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The first floor of the huge basement is filled with anime snacks and figurines. Next to the computer, a fat man looks at the starry sky above his head, raises his hand and smiles: "Happy birthday~Aifei~"

Backhand, make a phone call: "Hey, Ah Fei~ I heard that you have an organization Xiao under your command!"

Infinity far away, the tall man held the phone in his hand, his veins bulging: "Speak! Heavy! Faster!"

"Your Akari has a man named Uchiha Itachi, send him to protect me personally!"

"Why should I listen to you?!"

"Oh? Don't you listen to me? Then I'll send you to infinity... from your Madara..."

"...Enough! I'll send..."

"Huh? That's good... Ah Fei," the fat man smiled, his tone frivolous, but before he had time to react, he became gloomy in vain: "Remember, if I can let you see the dead Madara again, I will It will make you never see him who has come back to life again. Don’t move, I’m talking about protection, neither Itachi-san nor you can hurt her hair. If I let the person you protect If one hair is missing, I will break Madara's limbs; if she is injured, I will chop Madara into meat paste; I do what I say."

"..." After a long silence, the man gently held the phone and said, "I understand, Your Majesty."

The fat man over there laughed again: "Huh? It's good to know~~Okay, Itachi will take care of it~ Hang up~~"

"Yes."

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Oh idiot, it's not easy to ask who you want...

In fact, I originally wanted to say hello to Gellert and ask the professor to follow you.

However, itachi is actually very reliable as long as he catches his weaknesses...

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"leader."

"Itachi, go protect someone."

"who?"

"Someone will look for you, and you will know when the time comes."

"Boss," Itachi raised his head, but his eyes were full of murderous intent: "Is someone coercing?"

"Itachi." The knife brushed against Itachi's face in an instant, and chopped off a small strand of hair: "Obey orders and protect her/him!"

"leader?"

Ah Fei turned his head, one of his Sharingan eyes was red and cold: "No one is allowed to hurt her/him. If that person loses a hair, I will kill Sasuke Uchiha."

Itachi was startled, bowed his head: "Yes."

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Sasuke, Uchiha Sasuke.Itachi's weakness is really too obvious.

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There are beautiful glowing algae and corals on the bottom of the sea, colorful fish swimming around, and occasionally a mermaid is sandwiched between them.

That's right, mermaids.

This is Atlantis, the land of mermaids.

The mermaid's palace here is built with huge shells, coral pearls and the brightest crystals.Because mermaids are a race that loves elegance and art, no human palace can be more valuable than it.

And today is the 17th birthday of the youngest and only little prince of the mermaid clan.

Mermaid girls are not allowed to float to the surface until they are 15 years old, while boys are not allowed until they are 17 years old.This is not because of any sinister heart, but purely for their physical considerations.The pressure difference between the sea surface and the bottom of the sea is too large, and the mermaid's body will float up when it is fully developed, which will easily cause its body to collapse.And boys, always develop later than girls, don't they?

Therefore, resistance is useless.Girls are 15 years old and boys are 17 years old, so the rule is set.

The cutest little prince of their clan, after the age of 17, he will be able to float on the sea level to have a look!

The mermaids happily paved the road leading to the palace with pearls.

However, in the palace, their little prince is currently—

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"

A boy with a beautiful sea-blue long tail, sitting in a large shell covered with soft aquatic plants, looking annoyed at...

back!drama!Book!

Damn it! ! !Yin Yin stomped her feet, ah no, Xiaoyu flicked her tail, playing with her temper.

Tuyan ah ah ah! ! !The Lun family likes birthday dramas, but they never thought of doing it themselves! ! !What ahhh! ? ! ? !What is it that a mermaid is caught on board by a prince?! ? ! ? !The mermaid caught by the prince will be sliced ​​up! ? ! ? !After all, it's Fairy Tale Your Majesty, why did you make it so dangerous! ? ! ?And itachi Nissan will not really come, will it! ? ! ? !Why are the children of His Majesty's family so pitiful! ! ! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !

After roaring in her heart for a while, Yin Yin felt better and accepted it a lot.

Isn’t it just being caught by the prince on board~ Isn’t it just helping the prince to fight the war~ Isn’t it Itachi Nissan~

She has His Majesty, who is she afraid of!Your Majesty is 100% cheating!

Wouldn't the worst result be to die back? Even if she dies back, she is still afraid of Mao, so let the storm come more violently! ! !

Well, nodding, she suddenly wanted to eat roasted petrels.

Swallow fish and so on are natural enemies, and all fish-eating birds will die.

The little prince swam up, swung his thin and flexible waist, and flicked his beautiful and slender sea-blue fish tail.

start!

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At the mermaid's banquet, they drank a special drink blended with seaweed wine and sea milk. It was served in a shell cup. It was light milky white and very sweet.

And the food, evil...is seaweed.

But there is no denying that some seaweeds are delicious!For example, there is a kind of light green pearl algae, which is not salty but sweet. It tastes like a small apple~

The little prince wriggled his slender tail and burrowed around.

The King and Queen of Atlantis had six daughters, and the last one gave birth to such a beautiful and well-behaved baby Dumiao Miao~ As the only son of the parents in this family, the only younger brother of the sisters, the only grandson of the grandmother, and the only mermaid Little prince, this little mermaid is held up to the apex of everyone's heart, for fear that it will get hurt and get sick, even if it is an adult~ Everyone still treats him as a baby and loves him. Naturally, he will indulge in whatever he wants. To what... But, today, an exception.

Holding the cup in both hands, the little prince huddled in the corner fearfully, and from time to time lowered his head to take a sip of white sea milk. Seeing it like that really made everyone feel soft...

But... don't be softhearted!

The king of Atlantis went first: "Lance, it is customary to float to the sea level when you are an adult, and you will not be considered a real adult until you have reached the sea level!"

The little prince buried his head and ignored it.

don't go!

The king of Atlantis was completely defeated, he had no choice but to fight, and he was reluctant to fight, so the sisters stepped forward and moved them with emotion and reason.

Sixth Sister: "Lance, it's fun at sea level~"

Fifth Sister: "Yes~ You can still breathe air~~"

Fourth Sister: "You can see the sky full of stars!"

Third Sister: "When you are lucky, you can see the silvery moonlight~"

Second Sister: "The most important thing is—"

Big Sister: "There are two-legged people on the sea!"

The little prince didn't look up, and slandered while pouring milk: The Lun family has been watching the things you said for 17 years!The most indispensable thing in China is people with two legs!Don't go, don't go, don't go! ! !

So the six sisters also lost, and the smartest, wisest and kindest grandmother came on the stage!

Sure enough, ginger is still old and spicy.The grandmother didn't say anything, just patted his head and said: "If Lancer is not an adult, what will happen in the future?"

Sure enough, the little prince's face was full of excitement in an instant: underage = not to go to the sea, not to go to the sea = can't touch the prince, can't touch the prince = the prince will drown, the prince will drown = the story is over, the little prince will continue to be his little prince Prince, she went home, everyone was happy, what a happy ending...

A P! ! !When His Majesty asked her how the plot was going, how would she answer? !The answer is there is no plot at all? !Your Majesty has worked so hard to write such a huge book, will she be slaughtered by His Majesty? !Absolutely! ! !

So the little prince choked up: "I'll go..."

oh!Very good! ! !All the fish cheered.Grandmother is indeed the most intelligent and wise person in Atlantis!

The little prince swam out weakly little by little.

Hey... Don't be so elated... You might just send your little prince to the tiger's mouth, let me go...

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Sure enough, the pressure changes too much.As he went upstream, the little prince felt pain in his chest, waist and abdomen.

5555 The Lun family is going to come here to suffer this crime...

While weeping, he still had to wag his tail and swim upstream.

Fortunately, the sea is just above——

It's up there—it's up—it's—

"puff--"