God falls in love with ghost

"You are an old man, what are you talking about!" Grandma Shen was the first to lose her temper, looking angrily at some old Taoist who tried to teach her good grandson bad.

Originally, my grandson was almost thirty, and Grandma Shen didn't have the slightest intention to control such things.But this shameless old man actually made them do that every day, can the body bear it? !

Master Yuan Bai also looked at Old Daoist Yuan Zhong with a complicated look, "I never thought of you, senior brother... what have you been thinking about all day long?"

"Hey hey hey, what kind of expressions are you guys showing?" Yuan Zhong Lao Daoist snorted twice, and said plausibly: "I still want to ask you what you are thinking, can you be more professional and serious? Hehe Shuangxiu is originally a Taoist sect It is one of the Fa-rectification, plus every generation of infatuated masters of this jade pendant have practiced the way of carnival, and there is also the example of Xia Feisheng, I let Xiao Shen also learn from the advanced experience of the predecessors, what is wrong ?!"

Shen Yue rubbed his nose, "Well, what Grandpa Yuan Zhong said is indeed reasonable, but..." Is it really appropriate for everyone, young and old, to gather around and discuss this kind of topic?

Grandma Shen is indeed Shen Yue's own grandma, she immediately understood the voice of the good grandson, so she stood up and walked out the door, "Ah, if this is the case, then you should continue to communicate about the Fa-rectification of this sect. It's getting dark too, I'm going to rest first, it's not easy to climb up the mountain with old arms and old legs, and I've been arguing with you for so long."

Master Yuan Bai also followed immediately, "Come, come, Miss, go have dinner with me first, the guest room has been arranged, you can all stay here, stay as long as you like, and do whatever you like."

Just like that, the "idlers and others" suddenly avoided them all, which was really caring enough.

The only remaining "consultant" Yuan Zhong Laodao blinked, "Is there anything else you need to ask me for advice? By the way, have you had any experience in double cultivation before?"

"Uh," although Shen Yue's face is not thin, he felt a little embarrassed at this moment, "I have no experience, and I still have a lot of questions that I haven't figured out..."

"What, you are rich, handsome and talented, but you are still a young child? Then hurry up and try it, it will definitely work! I said you are really a piece of elm wood, and you haven't done it for so long!"

The old Taoist of Yuanzhong took the cattail leaf fan and gave it to Shen Yue for a while. Seeing that the boy still wanted to say something, he waved his hand and said, "As for those questions that haven't been clarified yet, we can talk about it another day. Today you can enjoy... "

"and many more!"

Shen Yue stopped Yuanzhong Laodao who was about to avoid him, his face was full of helplessness, even with his IQ, he really couldn't understand why the topic suddenly changed to double cultivation, they were asking questions and answering, obviously they were very serious academics Communication, the atmosphere is harmonious and the content is healthy, why did it unfold in a blink of an eye?

Besides, what do you mean by "I haven't made a move after so long", he said it as if he was very frustrated. Obviously, it has only been half a month since he saw the ghost for the first time, and the progress has been very fast, okay? ? !

But now that the gods are unfolding, Shen Yue does not intend to let go of this heaven-sent opportunity, but there are some questions that must be asked now, "That's it, Grandpa Yuanzhong, I really want to practice the 'Daomen Zhengfa' to my heart's content, but the time limit ..."

He shrugged helplessly, and told the "tragic" situation of Wen Jie's dharma body, which could only last about 10 minutes, and hoped that the other party could give some reasonable and effective suggestions to extend this time. Otherwise, how could they happily double cultivate?

Wen Jie also stared at Yuan Zhong Lao Dao with wide eyes, waiting for this important answer concerning the happiness of him and his male god.

But I didn't expect Yuanzhong Laodao to be worthy of being a funny man. After listening to Shen Yue's narration, he jumped up all of a sudden, "Wow, this ghost boy in your family can show his dharma body? The legendary ghost cultivation method Body! Much more powerful than I thought!"

This... the relationship has been quarreling for a long time, and this old Taoist still doesn't know about the dharma body?But after thinking about it for a while, Shen Yue realized that they really hadn't talked about Wen Jie's status just now. There were really too many issues that needed to be exchanged, and they couldn't finish talking for a few days and nights, so it's okay to miss some information points. normal.

From this point of view, "Since you don't even know that Wen Jie has a dharma body, and you let us both cultivate together, it means that you want me to have sex with him like this?!" Shen Yue glanced at the big jelly-shaped Wen Jie's expression was very delicate.

"What's the matter?" Yuan Zhong said righteously with his hands on his hips, "I asked you both to improve your strength so that you can fight against the big ghost raised by your great-grandfather. Do you enjoy it? Besides, this For this kind of thing, it’s enough if there is love, so what does he do?”

Wen Jie nodded again and again, feeling more and more that this old Taoist is very pleasing to the eye, he is a good person, and he is also a good matchmaker!Holding his flushed face in his hands, he looked at Shen Yue with shining eyes, and the look of anticipation he expressed could not be regarded as a hint, but a direct expression.

"Ok, I see."

Shen Yue looked at Yuan Zhong Lao Dao's natural expression, and then Wen Jie's rippling little expression, he couldn't laugh or cry, so he simply asked Yuan Zhong Lao Dao to take them to the guest room - even old people in their 80s are so open and direct , what else can he say?Talk more than do it!

So this god-like unfolding is so delightful.

In the guest room, Wen Jie excitedly floated around on the bed, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, suddenly rose to the ceiling, then jumped down and hugged the pillow and rolled around, jumping around in various ways, but he just couldn't stop.

But after being excited for a while, he found that Shen Yue didn't start to act, instead he turned on the computer and sorted out what he had exchanged with the veterans today... Can the Xueba male god stop being so disappointing?The ghost was in tears!

"Well, cough cough, in fact, I can maintain the physical state for nearly 15 minutes now, and I am improving every day!" Wen Jie floated over and put his arms around Shen Yue's neck, expressing his turbulent feelings with all his strength, It was almost an invitation to be sent out in the open.

Shen Yue smiled dumbly, turned around and kissed Wenjie on the cheek, of course he is not Liu Xiahui, he has even thought about eating jelly for a long time, as for why he does it now without rolling up his sleeves, of course he is making preparations , "Don't worry, I ordered dinner just now, I have to wait until I'm full before I have the strength to practice, right? Also, why don't you go to the bathing pool to drain the water now, and come in there later, maybe all things will be The source can make you last a little longer."

Although their husband and wife have long researched that soaking in water is of no benefit to Wen Jie's dharma body, because after all, dharma body is a higher level of existence than ghosts, and has even transcended the mundane, so naturally it will not be arbitrarily abused by mortal things. Influence.

But it is also good to leave more psychological comfort, not to mention the feeling of "deep communication" in the bath is particularly interesting?

Wen Jie obviously thought the same way, so he floated into the bathroom with a pair of shining star eyes.

Seeing that his Daibao was so active, Shen Yue's heart began to warm even though he still had some doubts about the time issue.Fortunately, he still had the strength to concentrate. He insisted on finishing his homework and having dinner before he calmly took off all the clothes that were in the way and walked into the bathroom.

The bathroom is filled with mist and the lights are orange, creating a warm and ambiguous atmosphere.Shen Yue looked around and found that the conditions here are really good.

As a well-known scenic spot in the country, the conditions of the guest rooms in the Shangqing Taixuan Palace are not bad at all, not to mention that Yuanbai also arranged for them to live in super luxurious rooms for top VIPs because of the huge check given by President Shen. What about the room?

Although the size of this bathroom is not as big as that of a seaside holiday villa, it is still sufficient. Besides, there are cushions, backrests, and suspiciously useful short columnar showers beside the bath... As a sacred place of Taoism, it is surprising that it is so considerate. Satisfied.

"Okay, what are you hiding, come out quickly, a good night is worth a thousand gold."

Shen Yue looked around, and finally looked at the clear warm water in the bath, there was no big jelly in it, and Wen Jie wasn't shy at all, so he switched to an invisible state to conceal it.

Hearing such a call from his sweetheart, Wen Jie obediently showed his form, and he was directly in the state of Dharma Body, just a little slippery, Shen Yue really felt that Dharma Body was so convenient.

However, "I can't wait. In fact, I originally planned to keep you in a jelly state. Let's do the foreplay first, and then do this and that after we get to the point..." Shen Yue threw himself into the pool while talking. Here, he hugged his Daibao.

"Well, the way you think is quite reasonable, but I don't feel anything special in the jelly state. It can be deformed at will, and the elasticity is good, so it doesn't matter whether you do foreplay or not!" Ah Piao also hugged him back. God.

"...It sounds really easy, but you don't give me time to brew it?" Someone said so, but his body was much more active.

"Oh, I see you are like this, what else do you need to brew, how about I help you again, hehe." Ah Piao stretched out his ghost claws with a smile.

"Tsk, it's okay, I'm afraid I don't have enough time, so I'd better come directly."

"...Hey, hey! Even if you don't have enough time, don't be so hard...I'm not jelly anymore!"

"It's okay, your legal body is more advanced than jelly, so there shouldn't be any problems."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, even though I'm a dharma body, can't you be so inconsiderate? It's too much, I want to protest!"

"...Aren't you in a hurry, please forgive me, good boy!"

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When it is said that there is a strong wind and rain, and the love is strong, suddenly, there is only a patter——

Shen Yue paused, looking at the big jelly in his arms speechlessly... Sure enough!He knew it would happen! !The fresh meat in the mouth suddenly turned into a big jelly or something, it really makes people speechless! ! !

Fortunately, he was mentally prepared, so he can still remain as strong as before, even if it is jelly, he can still eat it!Anyway, as the old man said, it’s good to have love for this kind of thing, huh, as long as there is love, even eating jelly in the water is quite touching.

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That night, a certain person's integrity completely left him.

The next day, Shen Yue walked out of the room radiantly, and met Yuan Zhong Lao Dao who seemed to be waiting for him for a long time.

"Good afternoon, Xiao Shen, how did you feel about practicing last night?" The old man's smile was still so weak, his broken teeth might be the result of being beaten.

"It seems to have some effect." Shen Yue nodded and squeezed his fists. This kind of energetic feeling is really good. Looking at the funny man in front of him, he is thinking about whether to come and try it out?

The old Taoist of Yuanzhong seemed to see that Shen Yue's smile was a little dangerous, so he quickly waved his hands, "It's not good to throw the matchmaker over the wall just after entering the bridal chamber, Xiao Shen," he waved again, "Come on, let's Let's study Taoist knowledge together, didn't you say yesterday that you still have a lot of questions?"

Shen Yue let go of his fist, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's go." It's better to wait until he has learned all the skills of the old way, and then consider whether to deceive the master and destroy the ancestor.

The old and the young walk side by side.

"...By the way, Xiao Shen, let your ghost boy show me the dharma body and show me it? The legendary ghost cultivation dharma body! Let me study it, and I will definitely gain something!"

"No, today's opportunity has already been used up." Shen Yue touched the jade pendant on his chest, his family's Daibao was sleeping soundly in the jade pendant, of course he was reluctant to wake her up.And even if Daibao sleeps until he wakes up naturally, he will be embarrassed to come out all day today, right?Think about the tricks they play...

"A chance today?"

Unlike Shen Yue who lost his mind inexplicably after thinking about it, Yuanzhong Laodao is quite professional. He found the key point from Shen Yue's words, and then started to recall, "Oh yes yes yes, I remember Master said that ghost cultivators Your Dharma body can only appear in this world once a day, which is calculated according to a whole round of sun rise and moon set, so if one day, your ghost boy can maintain the Dharma embodiment for a whole day and go through a complete cycle of the sun and the moon, then it will be counted. It’s a true result of cultivation, and you can change as you want in the future, and do whatever you want!”

"Well, that's right, it's also said in the cheat book, so we are all looking forward to that day, but we don't know how long we have to work hard."

"Hey, work hard every day and practice hard, I believe you will do it!"

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