God falls in love with ghost

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Wen Jie screamed in shock and threw himself into the arms of his sweetheart—"That is to say, you only have With a 30-year lifespan, I’m already 29 years and nine months old now! In addition, your remaining lifespan is divided into half of mine, so don’t we say goodbye to the world after our honeymoon?!”

"Hey, that's not how it works, Dumb," the grandma reached out and rubbed Wen Jie's dumb hair, "It can only be said that my grandson will encounter a life-and-death crisis on the day he turns 30, but that doesn't mean His normal lifespan is only thirty, once he passes that hurdle, there is no problem in living to 89-[-], even if you share half of your lifespan, it will be enough for you to spend hundreds of honeymoons!"

"...Oh, oh," Wen Jie blinked, "I suddenly feel much more relaxed after hearing you say that." Life and death crisis, which protagonist won't encounter it several times?Not afraid not afraid.

Shen Yue could tell what Wen Jie was thinking at a glance, and couldn't help feeling helpless, "Why are you so relaxed, you're so weak, it's no wonder you can beat that ghost."

"yeah?"

Wen Jie and grandma asked in unison: "How do you know it's a ghost?" The difference was that Wen Jie's attitude was genuinely puzzled, while grandma was surprised and surprised.

"Guess," Shen Yue spread out his hands, looked at the old naughty boy and A Piao who had similar expressions and stared round eyes, and said, "Kill my grandfather 60 years ago, my dad 30 years ago, and in two or three Yue will come to kill me, and all of them will do it on my birthday. Is this something a human can do? Even if there are some extraterrestrial experts who can do it, this weird law completely deviates from the brain circuit of normal people. It’s more like the curse of the blood in the anecdote, it should be some big trouble caused by our ancestors, plus grandma asked Daibao if he can fight, so what is it if it’s not a ghost?”

"Quanzhong!" Grandma gave a thumbs up, "It seems that you have done a lot of homework in this area recently, dear grandson."

Shen Yue raised his eyebrows, "With my ingenuity, of course I am the best in everything I do. Speaking of which, Grandma, why didn't you tell me about this earlier, so that I can prepare early?"

"Alas," grandma sighed, and said, "Actually, I wanted to find you an expert as your master when you were only a little over a year old, but you don't have that qualification at all. People can't teach you anything, so I thought, why not let you live a normal life, why do you have to bear this burden? I'll help you bear it, even if you blame me for lying to you in the end You, I don't regret it either!"

Shen Yue felt sore when he heard that, he shook grandma's wrinkled hand, and said shamelessly: "I have no right to blame grandma, I am obviously too careless!"

It is really not easy for the elderly. They lost their husbands early on, dragged their sons to start a family and started a business with great difficulty, but ended up gone, and have to raise a grandson who is likely to die at the age of 30... What kind of life is this!It's rare for her old man to be able to smile often, like an old urchin. Maybe this is the return to basics after countless blood and tears?With such a high realm, it's no wonder that Shen Yue couldn't see through it from childhood to adulthood.

However, over the years, his grandma often ran here and there, saying that she was traveling around, but in fact she went to those famous Buddhist temples and Taoist temples, exchanged discussions with various masters and priests, and bought a lot of Buddhist beads and talismans Isn't it all for her good grandson that the secret treasures of evil spirits are placed at home?Fortunately, Shen Yue has always regarded this as an old man's "hobby". Although he has given great support in terms of expenses and arranged board and lodging guides for grandma, he has never really cared about and understood what grandma is doing, otherwise he would have died sooner or later. It's time to find out the clues, right?

"I'm sorry, Grandma, I thought I was smart, but in fact I was terribly dull..." The more Shen Yue thought about it, the more he felt extremely ashamed. Seeing that he was sad, Wen Jie leaned on him by his shoulder, silently expressing comfort.

"Hey, why is my good grandson so dull? He is obviously very smart, but Jiang is still old and spicy." Grandma patted Shen Yue on the back, "Besides, I should really apologize, not only concealing After such a big event, he deliberately influenced you and prevented you from finding a partner, which made you feel very uncomfortable, right?"

"puff!"

Grandma's method of comforting her good grandson is really old-fashioned. As soon as the topic changed, Shen Yue couldn't laugh or cry, and the previous sadness also turned into "uncomfortable" inexplicably: I suffocated it!

"Ahem, thank you grandma." Wen Jie grinned, with a pun, not only thanking grandma for comforting someone, but also thanking grandma for subtly nurturing her grandson into an "abstinence school", otherwise someone might not You even have a son, so how could it be his turn to "get involved"?

Grandma glanced at Wen Jie, and said with a straight face: "Don't thank me, I didn't expect to help you by doing this, it's just because I have been harmed all my life, so I really don't want my grandson to harm you again." Someone else, especially if he can't get over that hurdle and leaves me a great-grandson to raise, then I'd rather die with my grandson and die for love!"

——Sacrificing love can still be used in this way?Shen Yue was speechless.

Wen Jie blinked, but thought of another direction: "That is to say...Grandma, you don't care at all that their Shen family will be extinct?" This is simply good news for those who disturb the foundation.

"Hey," grandma reached out and rubbed Wen Jie's dumb hair again, "you don't know about that, baby, my grandson's grandfather and father are both named Yue, and he and I have the surname Shen." Yes! Their old Yue’s family has long been extinct! Huh, who let the surnamed Yue repeatedly toss me for 30 years and 30 years, thinking that I have no temper?!”

"..."

Shen Yue and Wen Jie looked at each other silently, fully feeling grandma's childish temper, and her way of "revenge" was to let her grandson take her surname. Throw the grandson into the trash can!Thinking about those children who were even slightly disabled but were abandoned by their relatives, Shen Yue was so lucky to have such a good grandma.

"Yes, yes, it's all the Yue family's fault, tormenting grandma for the rest of her life." Shen Yue repeatedly echoed, and asked, "Now let's talk about what kind of ghosts their ancestors have offended, why is it endless, really Do you have to kill me to count?"

"That's right, the old Yue's family's bloodline must be cut off before we stop. It's useless for you to change your surname!" Grandma pulled her face.

Shen Yue nodded knowingly, feeling warm in his heart, he knew that according to grandma's temper, changing his surname was definitely not for venting anger, after all, it was to save his life.

"Then from which generation did the Yue family...be so decrepit?" Wen Jie wrinkled his face.

"It started with me, because it was his father who caused this trouble!" Grandma also wrinkled her face.

"It's my... grandpa who caused the trouble?" Shen Yue took a deep breath.

"That's right! That old man," said grandma, gnashing her teeth. "He should be back in two months. It depends on whether he can find a way to save you, otherwise it really depends on Daibao's ability."

"Ah?!" Shen Yue was startled, "Is my great-grandfather still alive?" This is another magical turning point. After all, his great-grandfather is at least 110 years old, right?Is it still alive?Compared with his children and grandchildren who died young, the contrast is too great!

—— "Could it be that my great-grandfather is the legendary out-of-world expert?" Shen Yue felt that he had finally uncovered the mysterious corner of his family's origin.

"Fart, he's an old bastard!"

Unexpectedly, when the topic turned to Shen Yue's great-grandfather, the 80-year-old grandma Shen clenched her fists like a vigorous girl and kept waving them, as if she wanted to hit someone's old face with every punch ...

"What the hell did he do?" The couple looked at each other, with very similar gossip expressions on each other's faces.