Love rival forced to sell cute system
Chapter 11
On the second day, Jing Ya found that Zheng Yu's index finger was red and swollen, with faint teeth marks on it. He secretly laughed at Zheng Yu's habit of secretly licking his fingers, unaware that he himself was the culprit.
Ever since Chang'e saw the cat in Zhengyu's sleeve that day, she has been thinking about it day and night. She always thinks it is cuter than her own rabbit, and she often talks about it in Guanghan Palace. It's worth it, and from time to time, some fresh radishes and grass jelly will be sent to Zheng Yu by courier, and Yun Tuan will send them by name.
The radishes in Guanghan Palace are crisp and sweet, and the grass jelly is tender and green. Zheng Yu probably fell in love with the thrill of cutting radishes, so he would cut some radishes every day to serve as snacks for Jing Ya. The courier outside the house called Yan Yang Xianjun, and Jing Ya was in pain.
Until one day Erlang God came to chat with Zheng Yu, and brought a bag of beef jerky along the way, Jing Ya was drooling when he smelled it from a distance, and his blue eyes turned green.
Jingya and Erlangshen are very familiar, but not because of martial arts competition, but because they played League of Legends together. They have a team of immortals, Jingya is the captain, Monkey King, Nezha, Hades and Land Lord are permanent teammates, and Erlangshen is the God of Wealth. Cameo teammates.Erlang God's skills are very good, and he is often ridiculed by Jingya. Sometimes he mocks and ridicules, and the two really fight. Erlang God especially likes to let dogs bite people. Tengu still has shadows.
In Jing Ya's memory, there were only a few occasions when Erlang God was very brave in fighting, killing and killing in the game. Jing Ya instinctively felt that the opponent was definitely not Erlang God. The barrier came back, and Jingya asked Erlang God, but Erlang God kept secret.
Jingya recalled, the beef jerky was getting closer and closer, the smell of the meat brought him back to reality, and a pair of cat eyes stared straight at the meat.
Xiao Tiangou followed Erlangshen. Except for his master, the dog looked serious when he saw everyone, but when he saw Mao Tuan lying in Zheng Yu's arms, his eyes lit up, and he wagged his tail courteously. Jing Ya Without squinting, I disdain to look at this stupid dog.
Erlangshen laughed and said: "Zhengyu, when did you raise a long-haired one, I thought you only liked birds."
Zheng Yu touched Yun Tuan's head, and said lightly, "I have a predestined relationship with Yun Tuan."
"Wow." The roaring dog's tail wagged like a propeller.
"Yun Tuan? It's a very good name, and it looks very cute and charming." Erlang Shen praised, and touched his dog's head by the way: "My Xiaotian dog likes Yun Tuan very much."
Charisma +50, Charisma +5.
Since he was given 50 points of charm, Jing Ya reluctantly shifted her gaze and glanced at Erlangshen, but said that he was cute and charming.
1.0 reminded at the side: The one who sent the host 50 points of charm is Xiaotiangou, the charm of the host is so irresistible to humans and animals!
Jing Ya: "..."
Erlang touched his chin: "Why do you look listless?"
Jing Ya complained, hungry.
"It's too lazy." Zheng Yu sighed.
Jing Ya is very unconvinced, he is not lazy at all, is he? When he was a human being, he would get up every morning and do 300 push-ups, then set off from home, run to Pantaoyuan to get a peach to eat, and then run home. The length of running around the city of Beijing!He ran down the same day without falling.
Erlang said triumphantly: "Haha, when it comes to hard work, there really is no other fairy beast that can compare with my Xiaotian dog."
Hearing this, Jingya grabbed Zhengyu's arm, poked his head out, and pointed his middle finger at Xiaotiangou condescendingly. Of course, his current paws are incomparable, they can only stand upright. On the contrary, Xiaotiangou became even more excited, barked handsomely, and thought flatteredly, the cute little dumpling from Yanyang Xianjun's family is greeting me.
Jingya: A stupid master raises a stupid dog.
Roaring Dog: A beautiful fairy keeps beautiful pets.
There is a huge difference between the two evaluations.
Under the phoenix tree, beside the clear pool, a pot of hot tea and beef jerky were placed on the table, and Erlang Shen and Zheng Yu chatted about the recent gossip in the fairy world.
Jing Ya took advantage of the time when the two were chatting, and quietly stretched out the cat's paws to pick up beef jerky on the table to eat. The beef jerky brought by Erlang God was very soft, so even though Jing Ya's teeth hadn't fully grown yet, he could still eat it with hard work. The most important thing is that if you miss this village, there will be no such shop. If you don’t eat meat at this time, you don’t know if you will have to wait decades or hundreds of years next time.
While chatting, Erlangshen found that there was less meat on the table, and he gently stroked the dog's head of Xiao Tiangou: "Good boy, let's go."
Xiaotiangou barked innocently and inexplicably, Jingya blocked his face with one paw, covered his mouth with the other paw, and carefully ate beef jerky. It tastes better.
"Recently, when the Antarctic fairy searched for medicine and found the junction between immortals and demons, he found that the enchantment of the demon world had loosened. When the news came out during today's meeting, everyone from the Jade Emperor to the immortals began to worry again." Previously The eloquent Erlang Shen suddenly lowered his tone, with a somewhat dignified expression.
Jing Ya, who was eating beef jerky, also pricked up his ears. He still remembered the battle between immortals and demons ten thousand years ago. At that time, he had just transformed from the five-colored stone, and he became the biggest hero in the war between immortals and demons.
Jingya's five-colored stone is not an ordinary five-colored stone, but the one left over from Nuwa's repairing of the sky. After tens of thousands of years of wind and rain, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, finally she has spiritual wisdom. As soon as he was born, he would ride the clouds and ride the fog, turning the clouds and raining.
Jingya's real body can even mend the sky, not to mention mending the holes in the enchantment between the immortal and the devil, but also because of that repair, Jingya's vitality was seriously injured, and it took many years of cultivation to recover.
Unexpectedly, now that the enchantment is loose again, Jing Ya picks his teeth, should he mend it again, but before mending, he can have another good fight with the demon world, and he will be active.
"If it is loose, it will be loose. There is no eternal barrier in this world. Once the barrier is broken, at most it will be another fight between the immortal and demon realms. After the fight, just mend the hole." Zheng Yu frowned. Taking a sip of tea, there is a kind of calmness in the ink eyes that can only be seen through the world. After so many years, the demon gods of the past have disappeared, and it is difficult for the demon world to cause great storms, so Zhengyu is not too worried about the demon world.
"..." The corner of Erlangshen's mouth twitched: "If it wasn't for my third eye, I would almost have thought that the person sitting in front of me was Jingya. If he was here, his attitude would probably be similar to yours, it's just the tone of voice." There is a difference."
"Don't compare me to that guy."
Jing Ya hastily mited a few times, yes, don't compare me with this coffin face, as if I have a close relationship with him.After Jing Ya finished cursing, she stole another piece of beef jerky and put it in her mouth, it will ruin your three eyes.
"Look, you are talking nonsense, and my Yun Tuan is also angry." Zheng Yu lifted Yun Tuan, who was eating hard, and handed it to Erlang Shen: "Bite him."
Jingya and Erlang Shen: "..."
Caught off guard, Jing Ya's mouth was tightly shut, he was afraid that the beef jerky in his mouth would be exposed.
Zheng Yu thought for a while and said: "Forget it, the skin of the third eye is hard, if you bite it, you will have a toothache."
Erlang looked left at Yun Tuan and right at Yun Tuan, and asked in disbelief, "Your Yun Tuan is so pretty, can he bite?"
Zheng Yu said affirmatively, "It's very fierce."
That's right, this fairy is a cat bully!The vicious kind!Pretty ass!
Erlangshen still didn't believe it. Seeing this, Jing Ya was going to show Erlangshen a fierce look. Of course, he was not showing off for Zheng Yu, but to establish his prestige as a cat bully.As a result, Jing Ya, who had a brain twitch, forgot the beef jerky in his mouth for a moment, opened his mouth, and before he could make a sound, the beef jerky fell out and hit the table with a thud, leaving a small circle of saliva.
Zhengyu and Erlangshen looked down together, looking at the wet beef jerky, Erlangshen smiled ambiguously: "It turns out that Xiao Yuntuan was the one who stole the food, I blamed Xiaotiangou by mistake."
Jing Ya covered her face with her paws.
Zhengyu showed a thoughtful and worried expression: "My Yuntuan won't have diarrhea if he eats your beef jerky."
Hearing this, Erlang became furious: "Zheng Yu, what do you mean! Do you suspect that my beef jerky is of poor quality! This is produced by Princess Iron Fan, and it is made of selected high-quality beef. I chopped that scumbag beef jerky. Fresh!"
"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Xiao Tiangou was also anxious, he wanted to eat beef jerky but he still couldn't eat it!How can the beautiful Xianjun doubt the quality of the owner's beef.
Compared with Erlangshen, who was about to breathe fire, Zheng Yu was still so calm and calm. As a result, Zheng Yu's indifferent attitude not only failed to calm Erlangshen's anger, but made him even more angry.
Jingya understands Erlangshen very well, because he often jumps his feet in anger at the face of the coffin. This guy Zhengyu has the ability to make you hit cotton with ten thousand punches of anger.
"I didn't say your beef is bad." Zheng Yu said calmly: "I'm just worried that Yun Tuan is a vegetarian, and eating meat is not good for his stomach. It's also my fault that I didn't pay attention and let him eat so much." Zheng Yu Yuwei's tone was full of self-blame.
Erlangshen's expression changed from anger to bewilderment, and then to sudden realization, and gradually he couldn't help laughing, and finally burst out laughing.
Zheng Yu frowned and looked at him, not knowing why Erlang was so mad.
Erlang breathlessly asked: "Zheng, Zheng Yu, you, do you know what kind of beast Yun Tuan is?"
Seeing Erlang God's stomach hurting from laughing, Zheng Yu said suspiciously: "I picked it up near the rabbit's nest, but its appearance is very different from the rabbit raised by Chang'e, so I guess Yun Tuan is a close relative of the rabbit. , isn't it?"
At first, Zheng Yu felt that Yun Tuan was a bit similar to True Lord White Tiger's real body, but after all, he was not as powerful as True Lord White Tiger, but as small and cute as a rabbit, so Zheng Yu specially fed Yun Tuan to eat fairy fruit, and saw it eat Huan, to confirm my guess.
Erlang laughed so hard that tears came out: "It's a cat and eats meat. How could you think it's a relative of a rabbit? I said it's listless. It turns out that you were starving it."
Erlang Shen raised Yun Tuan's left paw, and the white fur was covered with a lot of beef crumbs, but Yun Tuan licked it clean, and the paw was wet.
"Look at this poor little girl being hungry by you, tsk tsk."
Zheng Yu looked at the ball of hair in his hands, and Jing Ya also looked at him with watery blue eyes.
The two looked at each other for a long time, Jing Ya was speechless, he buried his head deeply in his paws, because he really didn't want Zheng Yu to see a cat smiling and twitching.
At this moment, Jing Ya felt that he had crushed Zheng Yu in terms of IQ, and he felt an unprecedented sense of satisfaction!
Erlang Shen said with a deep expression, "Even your cat is so stupid that you can't bear to look directly at it."
"What's so ridiculous about not knowing cats?" Zheng Yu pretended to be calm, but Jing Ya felt that the hands holding her body were visibly tightened.
Ever since Chang'e saw the cat in Zhengyu's sleeve that day, she has been thinking about it day and night. She always thinks it is cuter than her own rabbit, and she often talks about it in Guanghan Palace. It's worth it, and from time to time, some fresh radishes and grass jelly will be sent to Zheng Yu by courier, and Yun Tuan will send them by name.
The radishes in Guanghan Palace are crisp and sweet, and the grass jelly is tender and green. Zheng Yu probably fell in love with the thrill of cutting radishes, so he would cut some radishes every day to serve as snacks for Jing Ya. The courier outside the house called Yan Yang Xianjun, and Jing Ya was in pain.
Until one day Erlang God came to chat with Zheng Yu, and brought a bag of beef jerky along the way, Jing Ya was drooling when he smelled it from a distance, and his blue eyes turned green.
Jingya and Erlangshen are very familiar, but not because of martial arts competition, but because they played League of Legends together. They have a team of immortals, Jingya is the captain, Monkey King, Nezha, Hades and Land Lord are permanent teammates, and Erlangshen is the God of Wealth. Cameo teammates.Erlang God's skills are very good, and he is often ridiculed by Jingya. Sometimes he mocks and ridicules, and the two really fight. Erlang God especially likes to let dogs bite people. Tengu still has shadows.
In Jing Ya's memory, there were only a few occasions when Erlang God was very brave in fighting, killing and killing in the game. Jing Ya instinctively felt that the opponent was definitely not Erlang God. The barrier came back, and Jingya asked Erlang God, but Erlang God kept secret.
Jingya recalled, the beef jerky was getting closer and closer, the smell of the meat brought him back to reality, and a pair of cat eyes stared straight at the meat.
Xiao Tiangou followed Erlangshen. Except for his master, the dog looked serious when he saw everyone, but when he saw Mao Tuan lying in Zheng Yu's arms, his eyes lit up, and he wagged his tail courteously. Jing Ya Without squinting, I disdain to look at this stupid dog.
Erlangshen laughed and said: "Zhengyu, when did you raise a long-haired one, I thought you only liked birds."
Zheng Yu touched Yun Tuan's head, and said lightly, "I have a predestined relationship with Yun Tuan."
"Wow." The roaring dog's tail wagged like a propeller.
"Yun Tuan? It's a very good name, and it looks very cute and charming." Erlang Shen praised, and touched his dog's head by the way: "My Xiaotian dog likes Yun Tuan very much."
Charisma +50, Charisma +5.
Since he was given 50 points of charm, Jing Ya reluctantly shifted her gaze and glanced at Erlangshen, but said that he was cute and charming.
1.0 reminded at the side: The one who sent the host 50 points of charm is Xiaotiangou, the charm of the host is so irresistible to humans and animals!
Jing Ya: "..."
Erlang touched his chin: "Why do you look listless?"
Jing Ya complained, hungry.
"It's too lazy." Zheng Yu sighed.
Jing Ya is very unconvinced, he is not lazy at all, is he? When he was a human being, he would get up every morning and do 300 push-ups, then set off from home, run to Pantaoyuan to get a peach to eat, and then run home. The length of running around the city of Beijing!He ran down the same day without falling.
Erlang said triumphantly: "Haha, when it comes to hard work, there really is no other fairy beast that can compare with my Xiaotian dog."
Hearing this, Jingya grabbed Zhengyu's arm, poked his head out, and pointed his middle finger at Xiaotiangou condescendingly. Of course, his current paws are incomparable, they can only stand upright. On the contrary, Xiaotiangou became even more excited, barked handsomely, and thought flatteredly, the cute little dumpling from Yanyang Xianjun's family is greeting me.
Jingya: A stupid master raises a stupid dog.
Roaring Dog: A beautiful fairy keeps beautiful pets.
There is a huge difference between the two evaluations.
Under the phoenix tree, beside the clear pool, a pot of hot tea and beef jerky were placed on the table, and Erlang Shen and Zheng Yu chatted about the recent gossip in the fairy world.
Jing Ya took advantage of the time when the two were chatting, and quietly stretched out the cat's paws to pick up beef jerky on the table to eat. The beef jerky brought by Erlang God was very soft, so even though Jing Ya's teeth hadn't fully grown yet, he could still eat it with hard work. The most important thing is that if you miss this village, there will be no such shop. If you don’t eat meat at this time, you don’t know if you will have to wait decades or hundreds of years next time.
While chatting, Erlangshen found that there was less meat on the table, and he gently stroked the dog's head of Xiao Tiangou: "Good boy, let's go."
Xiaotiangou barked innocently and inexplicably, Jingya blocked his face with one paw, covered his mouth with the other paw, and carefully ate beef jerky. It tastes better.
"Recently, when the Antarctic fairy searched for medicine and found the junction between immortals and demons, he found that the enchantment of the demon world had loosened. When the news came out during today's meeting, everyone from the Jade Emperor to the immortals began to worry again." Previously The eloquent Erlang Shen suddenly lowered his tone, with a somewhat dignified expression.
Jing Ya, who was eating beef jerky, also pricked up his ears. He still remembered the battle between immortals and demons ten thousand years ago. At that time, he had just transformed from the five-colored stone, and he became the biggest hero in the war between immortals and demons.
Jingya's five-colored stone is not an ordinary five-colored stone, but the one left over from Nuwa's repairing of the sky. After tens of thousands of years of wind and rain, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, finally she has spiritual wisdom. As soon as he was born, he would ride the clouds and ride the fog, turning the clouds and raining.
Jingya's real body can even mend the sky, not to mention mending the holes in the enchantment between the immortal and the devil, but also because of that repair, Jingya's vitality was seriously injured, and it took many years of cultivation to recover.
Unexpectedly, now that the enchantment is loose again, Jing Ya picks his teeth, should he mend it again, but before mending, he can have another good fight with the demon world, and he will be active.
"If it is loose, it will be loose. There is no eternal barrier in this world. Once the barrier is broken, at most it will be another fight between the immortal and demon realms. After the fight, just mend the hole." Zheng Yu frowned. Taking a sip of tea, there is a kind of calmness in the ink eyes that can only be seen through the world. After so many years, the demon gods of the past have disappeared, and it is difficult for the demon world to cause great storms, so Zhengyu is not too worried about the demon world.
"..." The corner of Erlangshen's mouth twitched: "If it wasn't for my third eye, I would almost have thought that the person sitting in front of me was Jingya. If he was here, his attitude would probably be similar to yours, it's just the tone of voice." There is a difference."
"Don't compare me to that guy."
Jing Ya hastily mited a few times, yes, don't compare me with this coffin face, as if I have a close relationship with him.After Jing Ya finished cursing, she stole another piece of beef jerky and put it in her mouth, it will ruin your three eyes.
"Look, you are talking nonsense, and my Yun Tuan is also angry." Zheng Yu lifted Yun Tuan, who was eating hard, and handed it to Erlang Shen: "Bite him."
Jingya and Erlang Shen: "..."
Caught off guard, Jing Ya's mouth was tightly shut, he was afraid that the beef jerky in his mouth would be exposed.
Zheng Yu thought for a while and said: "Forget it, the skin of the third eye is hard, if you bite it, you will have a toothache."
Erlang looked left at Yun Tuan and right at Yun Tuan, and asked in disbelief, "Your Yun Tuan is so pretty, can he bite?"
Zheng Yu said affirmatively, "It's very fierce."
That's right, this fairy is a cat bully!The vicious kind!Pretty ass!
Erlangshen still didn't believe it. Seeing this, Jing Ya was going to show Erlangshen a fierce look. Of course, he was not showing off for Zheng Yu, but to establish his prestige as a cat bully.As a result, Jing Ya, who had a brain twitch, forgot the beef jerky in his mouth for a moment, opened his mouth, and before he could make a sound, the beef jerky fell out and hit the table with a thud, leaving a small circle of saliva.
Zhengyu and Erlangshen looked down together, looking at the wet beef jerky, Erlangshen smiled ambiguously: "It turns out that Xiao Yuntuan was the one who stole the food, I blamed Xiaotiangou by mistake."
Jing Ya covered her face with her paws.
Zhengyu showed a thoughtful and worried expression: "My Yuntuan won't have diarrhea if he eats your beef jerky."
Hearing this, Erlang became furious: "Zheng Yu, what do you mean! Do you suspect that my beef jerky is of poor quality! This is produced by Princess Iron Fan, and it is made of selected high-quality beef. I chopped that scumbag beef jerky. Fresh!"
"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Xiao Tiangou was also anxious, he wanted to eat beef jerky but he still couldn't eat it!How can the beautiful Xianjun doubt the quality of the owner's beef.
Compared with Erlangshen, who was about to breathe fire, Zheng Yu was still so calm and calm. As a result, Zheng Yu's indifferent attitude not only failed to calm Erlangshen's anger, but made him even more angry.
Jingya understands Erlangshen very well, because he often jumps his feet in anger at the face of the coffin. This guy Zhengyu has the ability to make you hit cotton with ten thousand punches of anger.
"I didn't say your beef is bad." Zheng Yu said calmly: "I'm just worried that Yun Tuan is a vegetarian, and eating meat is not good for his stomach. It's also my fault that I didn't pay attention and let him eat so much." Zheng Yu Yuwei's tone was full of self-blame.
Erlangshen's expression changed from anger to bewilderment, and then to sudden realization, and gradually he couldn't help laughing, and finally burst out laughing.
Zheng Yu frowned and looked at him, not knowing why Erlang was so mad.
Erlang breathlessly asked: "Zheng, Zheng Yu, you, do you know what kind of beast Yun Tuan is?"
Seeing Erlang God's stomach hurting from laughing, Zheng Yu said suspiciously: "I picked it up near the rabbit's nest, but its appearance is very different from the rabbit raised by Chang'e, so I guess Yun Tuan is a close relative of the rabbit. , isn't it?"
At first, Zheng Yu felt that Yun Tuan was a bit similar to True Lord White Tiger's real body, but after all, he was not as powerful as True Lord White Tiger, but as small and cute as a rabbit, so Zheng Yu specially fed Yun Tuan to eat fairy fruit, and saw it eat Huan, to confirm my guess.
Erlang laughed so hard that tears came out: "It's a cat and eats meat. How could you think it's a relative of a rabbit? I said it's listless. It turns out that you were starving it."
Erlang Shen raised Yun Tuan's left paw, and the white fur was covered with a lot of beef crumbs, but Yun Tuan licked it clean, and the paw was wet.
"Look at this poor little girl being hungry by you, tsk tsk."
Zheng Yu looked at the ball of hair in his hands, and Jing Ya also looked at him with watery blue eyes.
The two looked at each other for a long time, Jing Ya was speechless, he buried his head deeply in his paws, because he really didn't want Zheng Yu to see a cat smiling and twitching.
At this moment, Jing Ya felt that he had crushed Zheng Yu in terms of IQ, and he felt an unprecedented sense of satisfaction!
Erlang Shen said with a deep expression, "Even your cat is so stupid that you can't bear to look directly at it."
"What's so ridiculous about not knowing cats?" Zheng Yu pretended to be calm, but Jing Ya felt that the hands holding her body were visibly tightened.
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