Waking up like a dream
Chapter 33
Li Dongjin felt extremely refreshed after throwing up, and slumped on the car seat, not wanting to move.
"Wash your mouth!" Tang Sheng looked disgusted, got out of the car and opened the passenger door, and waited on him like an old lady, "You said you can't get out of the car and throw up? Dirty or not!"
"Oh." Li Dongjin thought he was being told to come out, staggered and rolled out of the car, rinsed his mouth with water, and then prepared to go back into the car.
"Hey! Where are you going!" Tang Sheng grabbed him, took out a hat from the car, and put it on his head.
"Go home, drive." Li Dongjin's legs were dangling, and he was still holding on to the car door without letting go.
"Driving? Ancestor, can you drive back with just this car? If you don't take this car for two or three times, can you still ask for it? You don't despise yourself." Not to mention the car, even Tang Sheng wanted to give it to him together. threw.
He took off Li Dongjin's coat and threw it back into the car. Fortunately, Tang Sheng was not harmed, so he took off his coat and put it on for him. After thinking about it, he took off the scarf to completely cover Li Dongjin's face.
"Okay, then let's take a taxi back." Li Dongjin nodded at Tang Sheng, freed his hands and ran to the side of the street, waving his arms and shouting loudly, "Taxi! Here!"
At the corner, a taxi with flashing lights was slowing down and gliding over, and stopped on the side of the road.
Li Dongjin swayed over, patting the glass of the car with both hands, and shouted at Tang Sheng: "Come here!"
The driver master rolled down the car glass and asked him, "Where are you going?"
"Go..." Before Li Dongjin could answer, Tang Sheng who caught up from behind grabbed his shoulder and pulled hard, and he turned over, and Tang Sheng held his head in his arms.
"Master isn't going anywhere, I'm sorry, I'm too drunk." Tang Sheng held him firmly, not letting him move. This living ancestor is afraid that others won't recognize him, so what?If I don't make headlines for a few days, my whole body will itch!
"Crazy!" I thought it was a job, but it turned out to be a drunk maniac. The driver swore at me and shook the glass, kicked the accelerator and drove out.
"How did you leave?" Li Dongjin glared at Tang Sheng with an expression of "I'll see what you do", and said, "How do you go home!"
Tang Sheng quickly covered his mouth, "Keep your voice down, ancestor! I'll call the police in a while, and I invite you to drink tea in the police station, and we will have a police car! How do you go back? Go back. Otherwise, wait for someone to recognize you." , let’s break the news tomorrow?”
As soon as he heard that he was going to go back, the eldest young master immediately jumped up, almost rolling on the ground, and objected.There was a cold wind blowing in the middle of the night, and he was dizzy and his legs and feet couldn't move. I'm afraid it would kill him and he wouldn't be able to walk back!
"I'm going! Can't I just go?" Tang Sheng smoothed his hair while helping him fasten his hat and cover his face tightly, "Oh, I owed you in my previous life, so I really treated you like a cow and a horse Yes. Young master, you can sit back with me, do you think it will be okay!"
Li Dongjin sniffled, glanced at the ground, reluctantly said: "Then, you squat down."
"You're really welcome." Tang Sheng looked around and saw that no one was passing by, then walked up to Li Dongjin and knelt down, "Then be honest and don't show your face."
"Drive!" Li Dongjin sprinted towards Tang Sheng, almost throwing Tang Sheng into the mud, lying on his back, twisting his body and moving around, giggling endlessly.
"Hey——I'll let go if you touch me again, and don't care if I fall!" Tang Sheng supported his two legs, bumped up hard, and stabilized his body, "Why are you so heavy! Don't you want to lose weight? Don't lose weight tomorrow. It's time to eat, I haven't heard of any celebrity who is fat like a pig."
"Why is it so heavy! Men don't look like women, they look so skinny!" Li Dongjin pursed her lips, and quietly put her cold hands along the collar of Tang Sheng's neck to keep warm.
"Ouch!" Tang Sheng was so stimulated that he shrank his neck, "Okay, you, it's really endless, right? Then we both don't think about it!"
Tang Sheng was also aroused by him, so he suddenly picked up his speed and ran on a rampage, trying to throw Li Dongjin out.
Li Dongjin screamed, hugged Tang Sheng's neck tightly, and clung to him tightly, smiling even more happily: "Run faster! Ah—take off! Take off!"
Tang Sheng ran across two streets, panting from exhaustion, and said slowly, "Forgive me, but you can't take off, I'll ascend to heaven again!"
"What, run for a while, are you so tired?" Li Dongjin was still not satisfied, and strongly demanded to continue.
"Hey, look at your own body shape." Tang Sheng turned his head and gave him a white look, "Where did you grow up? You don't have such a childhood. Think of me as your father, coaxing your son like this."
Li Dongjin rubbed his eyes, rested his chin on Tang Sheng's neck, tilted his head and replied, "Well, I grew up in the castle."
"I said, Your Royal Highness." Tang Sheng laughed out loud, and said, "This is the common people's entertainment, you should look down on it."
"Cut." Li Dongjin hummed twice, continued to put his hand on Tang Sheng's neck, buried his face on his shoulder, and stopped talking to him.
Tang Sheng walked for a while, but didn't hear him speak, so he shook his shoulders twice, "What's the matter? Isn't it happy that I don't coax you to play? It's not okay to be so difficult to serve."
Listen with your ears up, how can you answer?This young master will enjoy it, his breathing is quite even, and he has fallen asleep after a long time.
"Hey, hello." Tang Sheng smiled and sighed, under the dim yellow street light, he could clearly see the breath coming out of his mouth, and only his back was warm in the cold surroundings, "It's quite trustworthy , sleeping so soundly, aren't you afraid that I'll throw you on the side of the road and leave?"
Tang Sheng said he disliked it, but in fact he was quite at ease in his heart. After thinking about it, he felt that "it is good to be happy" in life. , then make do with it.
From the day he was born, he was destined to be a hot potato that everyone focused on. When he was young, Tang Sheng still thought it was pretty good, and he was praised and coaxed everywhere. When he grows up and understands things, he will know. That's not liking him, it's obviously liking his family.
So after being disgusted by countless men and women who only wanted to climb high, Tang Sheng made up his mind that he only wanted to spend his life with the person he truly loved.
It's a pity that in this world, regardless of the reality of men and women competing against each other, who has the time to play romance with you?Living to such an advanced age, there are only two people who can still be seen.
Shen Ting, who is clean and dusty, is of course the best, but he "same-sex repels each other" ah!Tang Sheng didn't want to force him to bend him, he couldn't bear it, Shen Ting's unworldly temperament was the most attractive, if he insisted on using power to suppress him, what's the point?
Then there is Li Dongjin, the living ancestor. Although he is looked down upon everywhere, has a bad temper, a low IQ, and dares to flirt with anyone, but it is quite fun, compared with those well-dressed professional dudes who know how to read words and expressions. At first glance, Li Dongjin is like a comprehensive gift package, which is called a thrill, the joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are played randomly, and only you can't think of big and small things. He dare not come without him.
Just in time, Chu Yufeng didn't plan to take it anymore, and Li Dongjin looked pitiful again, come on, Tang Sheng stamped his feet, why don't he accept it himself.
That is, to make an exception this time, according to his previous standards, he would never want this kind of second-hand goods that are replaced by others.
In fact, what happened to Shen Jue made him a little hurt. If Tang Sheng wanted to get out, he might have to recuperate for a while. Wouldn't it be good to use Li Dongjin to pass the time?
Tang Sheng thought with peace of mind that it would be even better if Li Dongjin didn't mind the matter of Chu Yufeng and Xue Yang at all. Don't be hypocritical, if you want to say that you really hesitated before, Li Dongjin's fun is fun, isn't it because you still have Bai Yueguang in your heart, and now Tang Sheng can see it, who cares, why don't you just spend money to have fun!
Tang Sheng carried Li Dongjin on his back and walked for two full hours to get home. After driving to the sky for a while, he never expected to walk for such a long time on two legs!
When they got home, Tang Sheng, who was too tired to speak, unloaded Li Dongjin on the bed, and then fell asleep.
Before falling asleep, Tang Sheng thought vaguely with the remaining sliver of consciousness: Isn't it right?How can a benefactor suffer this crime? Did he raise a lover or an ancestor?
After sleeping until the next day, blackout curtains were hung in the bedroom, and Tang Sheng didn't know if the sun was shining on his butt, but he always felt that it was true that someone kicked his butt.
"What are you doing?" Tang Sheng rubbed his eyes, and saw that Li Dongjin was sitting on the head of the bed with a messy hair on his head, playing with kicking himself.
"Why do you smell like alcohol? It stinks to death. When you're drunk, you just sleep around. You can smell it yourself." Li Dongjin lectured confidently, pulled up his sleeves and let him smell it, "Even my clothes are smelly." It smells like wine! It's dirty."
Tang Sheng, who hadn't fully woken up, leaned over and smelled it, "Yes, it smells like alcohol." But as soon as the words came out, no matter what he thought, Tang Sheng threw his arms away, patted the mattress and sat down. Got up, "Nonsense! Can the wine you drink tasteless!"
What's wrong, after drinking alcohol the first day, it was as if he lost his memory the next day, Tang Sheng glared at Li Dongjin, just being so dishonest, what are you pretending for!
"Think about it carefully. What happened last night? How did you come back? You didn't even change your clothes, and you said I was drunk."
Li Dongjin's eyes were empty, and he sat on the bed thinking for a long time, then nodded slowly, and said hesitantly, "Then, did I drink too much?"
"Hmph, it's more than that." Tang Sheng stretched his waist, leaned on the pillow, and gave him a thumbs up, "You show your skills and follow Xue Yang to beat Song Ye to death."
"Really?" Li Dongjin laughed out loud, "He deserves a beating! Should I beat him badly? Yes!"
"That's necessary." Seeing Li Dongjin's complacent look, Tang Sheng also laughed, "You two beat him to death. But I didn't see your beating figure, but I saw you being beaten when I came here. Grab it and prepare to die."
"Me?" Li Dongjin vaguely remembered some fragments, and was busy looking for wounds all over his body, "I don't think anything is wrong?"
After searching for a long time, except for a few bruises on my body, I didn't find anything particularly serious, so I felt relieved.
Seeing his stupid, stupid look, Tang Sheng still thought it was cute, so he intentionally frightened him, and sighed: "Oh, it's really nothing, men don't care about this, plastic surgery skills are good these days , don't worry."
"Huh?" Li Dongjin immediately touched her face with her hands back and forth, almost crying, "What's the matter? No wound? The mirror, pass me the mirror!"
"It's scary to look in a mirror." Tang Sheng touched his heart and exaggerated, "Oh, you threw your face on the broken glass, and it was scratched like a chessboard. Thanks to you, you didn't know the pain when you were drunk. Easy to handle."
"Really?" Li Dongjin had a sad look on his face for a while, and when he saw Tang Sheng holding back a smile, he became suspicious, and after thinking about it, he finally realized that he grabbed the pillow and hit him violently, "Tang Sheng Sheng, are you looking for death! How dare you lie to me!"
"Wash your mouth!" Tang Sheng looked disgusted, got out of the car and opened the passenger door, and waited on him like an old lady, "You said you can't get out of the car and throw up? Dirty or not!"
"Oh." Li Dongjin thought he was being told to come out, staggered and rolled out of the car, rinsed his mouth with water, and then prepared to go back into the car.
"Hey! Where are you going!" Tang Sheng grabbed him, took out a hat from the car, and put it on his head.
"Go home, drive." Li Dongjin's legs were dangling, and he was still holding on to the car door without letting go.
"Driving? Ancestor, can you drive back with just this car? If you don't take this car for two or three times, can you still ask for it? You don't despise yourself." Not to mention the car, even Tang Sheng wanted to give it to him together. threw.
He took off Li Dongjin's coat and threw it back into the car. Fortunately, Tang Sheng was not harmed, so he took off his coat and put it on for him. After thinking about it, he took off the scarf to completely cover Li Dongjin's face.
"Okay, then let's take a taxi back." Li Dongjin nodded at Tang Sheng, freed his hands and ran to the side of the street, waving his arms and shouting loudly, "Taxi! Here!"
At the corner, a taxi with flashing lights was slowing down and gliding over, and stopped on the side of the road.
Li Dongjin swayed over, patting the glass of the car with both hands, and shouted at Tang Sheng: "Come here!"
The driver master rolled down the car glass and asked him, "Where are you going?"
"Go..." Before Li Dongjin could answer, Tang Sheng who caught up from behind grabbed his shoulder and pulled hard, and he turned over, and Tang Sheng held his head in his arms.
"Master isn't going anywhere, I'm sorry, I'm too drunk." Tang Sheng held him firmly, not letting him move. This living ancestor is afraid that others won't recognize him, so what?If I don't make headlines for a few days, my whole body will itch!
"Crazy!" I thought it was a job, but it turned out to be a drunk maniac. The driver swore at me and shook the glass, kicked the accelerator and drove out.
"How did you leave?" Li Dongjin glared at Tang Sheng with an expression of "I'll see what you do", and said, "How do you go home!"
Tang Sheng quickly covered his mouth, "Keep your voice down, ancestor! I'll call the police in a while, and I invite you to drink tea in the police station, and we will have a police car! How do you go back? Go back. Otherwise, wait for someone to recognize you." , let’s break the news tomorrow?”
As soon as he heard that he was going to go back, the eldest young master immediately jumped up, almost rolling on the ground, and objected.There was a cold wind blowing in the middle of the night, and he was dizzy and his legs and feet couldn't move. I'm afraid it would kill him and he wouldn't be able to walk back!
"I'm going! Can't I just go?" Tang Sheng smoothed his hair while helping him fasten his hat and cover his face tightly, "Oh, I owed you in my previous life, so I really treated you like a cow and a horse Yes. Young master, you can sit back with me, do you think it will be okay!"
Li Dongjin sniffled, glanced at the ground, reluctantly said: "Then, you squat down."
"You're really welcome." Tang Sheng looked around and saw that no one was passing by, then walked up to Li Dongjin and knelt down, "Then be honest and don't show your face."
"Drive!" Li Dongjin sprinted towards Tang Sheng, almost throwing Tang Sheng into the mud, lying on his back, twisting his body and moving around, giggling endlessly.
"Hey——I'll let go if you touch me again, and don't care if I fall!" Tang Sheng supported his two legs, bumped up hard, and stabilized his body, "Why are you so heavy! Don't you want to lose weight? Don't lose weight tomorrow. It's time to eat, I haven't heard of any celebrity who is fat like a pig."
"Why is it so heavy! Men don't look like women, they look so skinny!" Li Dongjin pursed her lips, and quietly put her cold hands along the collar of Tang Sheng's neck to keep warm.
"Ouch!" Tang Sheng was so stimulated that he shrank his neck, "Okay, you, it's really endless, right? Then we both don't think about it!"
Tang Sheng was also aroused by him, so he suddenly picked up his speed and ran on a rampage, trying to throw Li Dongjin out.
Li Dongjin screamed, hugged Tang Sheng's neck tightly, and clung to him tightly, smiling even more happily: "Run faster! Ah—take off! Take off!"
Tang Sheng ran across two streets, panting from exhaustion, and said slowly, "Forgive me, but you can't take off, I'll ascend to heaven again!"
"What, run for a while, are you so tired?" Li Dongjin was still not satisfied, and strongly demanded to continue.
"Hey, look at your own body shape." Tang Sheng turned his head and gave him a white look, "Where did you grow up? You don't have such a childhood. Think of me as your father, coaxing your son like this."
Li Dongjin rubbed his eyes, rested his chin on Tang Sheng's neck, tilted his head and replied, "Well, I grew up in the castle."
"I said, Your Royal Highness." Tang Sheng laughed out loud, and said, "This is the common people's entertainment, you should look down on it."
"Cut." Li Dongjin hummed twice, continued to put his hand on Tang Sheng's neck, buried his face on his shoulder, and stopped talking to him.
Tang Sheng walked for a while, but didn't hear him speak, so he shook his shoulders twice, "What's the matter? Isn't it happy that I don't coax you to play? It's not okay to be so difficult to serve."
Listen with your ears up, how can you answer?This young master will enjoy it, his breathing is quite even, and he has fallen asleep after a long time.
"Hey, hello." Tang Sheng smiled and sighed, under the dim yellow street light, he could clearly see the breath coming out of his mouth, and only his back was warm in the cold surroundings, "It's quite trustworthy , sleeping so soundly, aren't you afraid that I'll throw you on the side of the road and leave?"
Tang Sheng said he disliked it, but in fact he was quite at ease in his heart. After thinking about it, he felt that "it is good to be happy" in life. , then make do with it.
From the day he was born, he was destined to be a hot potato that everyone focused on. When he was young, Tang Sheng still thought it was pretty good, and he was praised and coaxed everywhere. When he grows up and understands things, he will know. That's not liking him, it's obviously liking his family.
So after being disgusted by countless men and women who only wanted to climb high, Tang Sheng made up his mind that he only wanted to spend his life with the person he truly loved.
It's a pity that in this world, regardless of the reality of men and women competing against each other, who has the time to play romance with you?Living to such an advanced age, there are only two people who can still be seen.
Shen Ting, who is clean and dusty, is of course the best, but he "same-sex repels each other" ah!Tang Sheng didn't want to force him to bend him, he couldn't bear it, Shen Ting's unworldly temperament was the most attractive, if he insisted on using power to suppress him, what's the point?
Then there is Li Dongjin, the living ancestor. Although he is looked down upon everywhere, has a bad temper, a low IQ, and dares to flirt with anyone, but it is quite fun, compared with those well-dressed professional dudes who know how to read words and expressions. At first glance, Li Dongjin is like a comprehensive gift package, which is called a thrill, the joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are played randomly, and only you can't think of big and small things. He dare not come without him.
Just in time, Chu Yufeng didn't plan to take it anymore, and Li Dongjin looked pitiful again, come on, Tang Sheng stamped his feet, why don't he accept it himself.
That is, to make an exception this time, according to his previous standards, he would never want this kind of second-hand goods that are replaced by others.
In fact, what happened to Shen Jue made him a little hurt. If Tang Sheng wanted to get out, he might have to recuperate for a while. Wouldn't it be good to use Li Dongjin to pass the time?
Tang Sheng thought with peace of mind that it would be even better if Li Dongjin didn't mind the matter of Chu Yufeng and Xue Yang at all. Don't be hypocritical, if you want to say that you really hesitated before, Li Dongjin's fun is fun, isn't it because you still have Bai Yueguang in your heart, and now Tang Sheng can see it, who cares, why don't you just spend money to have fun!
Tang Sheng carried Li Dongjin on his back and walked for two full hours to get home. After driving to the sky for a while, he never expected to walk for such a long time on two legs!
When they got home, Tang Sheng, who was too tired to speak, unloaded Li Dongjin on the bed, and then fell asleep.
Before falling asleep, Tang Sheng thought vaguely with the remaining sliver of consciousness: Isn't it right?How can a benefactor suffer this crime? Did he raise a lover or an ancestor?
After sleeping until the next day, blackout curtains were hung in the bedroom, and Tang Sheng didn't know if the sun was shining on his butt, but he always felt that it was true that someone kicked his butt.
"What are you doing?" Tang Sheng rubbed his eyes, and saw that Li Dongjin was sitting on the head of the bed with a messy hair on his head, playing with kicking himself.
"Why do you smell like alcohol? It stinks to death. When you're drunk, you just sleep around. You can smell it yourself." Li Dongjin lectured confidently, pulled up his sleeves and let him smell it, "Even my clothes are smelly." It smells like wine! It's dirty."
Tang Sheng, who hadn't fully woken up, leaned over and smelled it, "Yes, it smells like alcohol." But as soon as the words came out, no matter what he thought, Tang Sheng threw his arms away, patted the mattress and sat down. Got up, "Nonsense! Can the wine you drink tasteless!"
What's wrong, after drinking alcohol the first day, it was as if he lost his memory the next day, Tang Sheng glared at Li Dongjin, just being so dishonest, what are you pretending for!
"Think about it carefully. What happened last night? How did you come back? You didn't even change your clothes, and you said I was drunk."
Li Dongjin's eyes were empty, and he sat on the bed thinking for a long time, then nodded slowly, and said hesitantly, "Then, did I drink too much?"
"Hmph, it's more than that." Tang Sheng stretched his waist, leaned on the pillow, and gave him a thumbs up, "You show your skills and follow Xue Yang to beat Song Ye to death."
"Really?" Li Dongjin laughed out loud, "He deserves a beating! Should I beat him badly? Yes!"
"That's necessary." Seeing Li Dongjin's complacent look, Tang Sheng also laughed, "You two beat him to death. But I didn't see your beating figure, but I saw you being beaten when I came here. Grab it and prepare to die."
"Me?" Li Dongjin vaguely remembered some fragments, and was busy looking for wounds all over his body, "I don't think anything is wrong?"
After searching for a long time, except for a few bruises on my body, I didn't find anything particularly serious, so I felt relieved.
Seeing his stupid, stupid look, Tang Sheng still thought it was cute, so he intentionally frightened him, and sighed: "Oh, it's really nothing, men don't care about this, plastic surgery skills are good these days , don't worry."
"Huh?" Li Dongjin immediately touched her face with her hands back and forth, almost crying, "What's the matter? No wound? The mirror, pass me the mirror!"
"It's scary to look in a mirror." Tang Sheng touched his heart and exaggerated, "Oh, you threw your face on the broken glass, and it was scratched like a chessboard. Thanks to you, you didn't know the pain when you were drunk. Easy to handle."
"Really?" Li Dongjin had a sad look on his face for a while, and when he saw Tang Sheng holding back a smile, he became suspicious, and after thinking about it, he finally realized that he grabbed the pillow and hit him violently, "Tang Sheng Sheng, are you looking for death! How dare you lie to me!"
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