I'm super straight!

When Lin Shu said this, he suddenly held Lin Jin's face and looked at it again, teasing. "Little girl, you used to be pretty!"

"Uh..." Lin Jin patted Lin Shu's paw away and asked suspiciously. "Long hair, it's definitely not me, and I'm still a little dark, you must be confused at the first sight. And! I won't do that!"

Lin Shu: "Black? Magical cosmetics can effectively solve this problem. Long hair is easier, and a wig can do it!"

Lin Jin: "Hmph! Just make it up!"

"Oh." Lin Shu said as he wanted to get up from the bed, but was grabbed by Lin Jin. "Why are you going!" I don't know if he would feel very scared by himself? ! !

"Don't you believe it? I'll get you evidence." That's Lin Shu's treasure!

"What evidence?" Lin Jin came to his senses after asking, and gave a very disgusted snort. "Could you not, develop that photo?"

"Hmm." Lin Shu looked at him with a smile and nodded. "Isn't this nonsense? How can I say that was also the girl I was crazy about at the time. I washed a picture of her and put it in my wallet. If I have nothing to do, I will take it out to see what's wrong."

Lin Jin: "..."

"Oh." Lin Shu sighed, looking at Lin Jin pitifully. "So, classmate Lin Jin, tell us, who is the liar?"

"You." Lin Jin replied without thinking. "Whoever starts first is his fault. So, Lin Shu, please remember this sentence firmly in your life - the first to flirt is the cheapest!"

"Okay." Lin Shu nodded. "I will definitely take these words as my life motto in the future."

"Hmm," Lin Jin nodded arrogantly, and immediately said in distaste. "You man, can you just tell the story well? Do you talk less and some!"

Lin Shu: "Then I will continue, do you want to prepare some facial tissues?"

"Will it be very cruel?" Lin Jin expressed doubts.

"Yes to me." Lin Shu replied with absolute certainty.

Lin Jin: "..." Then I must feel extremely comfortable after hearing that, you should always prepare facial tissues for yourself!

*****

Although a bit familiar, Lin Shu sees these Western faces just like Asians see foreigners—the outlines are indeed darker and generally good-looking, but most of them look similar.Aren't all mulattos like that?

and so!

Facing the picture of the girl who is slightly sideways, showing two-thirds of her face, and smiling peacefully and cutely, Lin Shu didn't think much about it except that she felt very familiar.

Lin Shu's only wonder at that time was, since he was so good-looking, why did he disappear when he heard that he wanted a photo?The girl's explanation was that something happened to her in reality, which made her unable to go online for more than a month.

In short, it was an excuse full of loopholes, but at that time Lin Shu believed it without any doubt.

That night, the two exchanged photos and said good night to each other.

That night was the most peaceful night for Lin Shu to sleep in more than a month.

After that, the chat between the two began to slowly, lingering in an inexplicable and ambiguous atmosphere.

A few months later, during the winter vacation of that year, Father Lin was going to attend an important banquet in City A.In addition to the holidays, I decided to take the whole family there, and play around in City A before returning.

As soon as Lin Shu found out that he was going to City A, he happily told the girl on Knockout that he was going to her city soon and wanted to ask her out to meet her.

The girl agreed at first, but after Lin Shu arrived in City A, she began to refuse to meet him with various reasons.Later, she even said that her parents would take her to travel abroad.

Then, she disappeared again.

At this time, if Lin Shu doesn't think too much, then he is a fool!

Lin Shu really saw through Lin Jin's disguise at the beginning of the next year, at the school celebration held by Lin Jin's school.

Lin Jin's class passed with high votes - the class program starred in a drama!

When it is passed and passed, it is also a problem that no one wants to act.The head teacher had no choice but to write all the roles on a note and put them in a box. Let's draw lots with luck!

Lin Jin was extremely unlucky, and was drawn the only character in the whole show that required a man to dress up as a woman!

The scary thing is that none of the female classmates are willing to change with him, the reason is that they think Lin Jin is very suitable - this "role" is tailor-made for you!

Ugh……

It was the day before the performance that Lin Jin reluctantly went to invite Mama Lin, and told her to go alone!

Unfortunately, Lin's mother woke up with a cold the next day. After thinking about it, everyone had their parents to watch it. It was so pitiful that no one sent flowers after Lin Jin's lonely performance. school celebration.

Then, that day, for Lin Jin to perform perfectly, the female students overwhelmed the audience!I specially painted him a perfect makeup look!

As soon as Lin Jin came on stage, seeing Lin Shu who was holding a bouquet in the audience, all his thoughts were blown into ruins with a bang, and there was no other thought in his mind except "It's over, it's over!"

After performing the whole process like a puppet, he bowed and stepped off the stage. Seeing Lin Shu approaching with flowers in his arms, he almost turned around and ran away.

Later, Lin Jin's fate was very pitiful. As soon as he got home, Lin Shu pressed him on the bed and beat him up!

Avoid the vital points and show no mercy!

*****

After hearing this, Lin Jin pouted, feeling that she had been deceived! "So what you call abuse, where exactly is the abuse!"

"Isn't that cruel enough?" Lin Shu stared at him with green eyes. "How old did you say you were at that time? You haven't turned 15 yet!"

"Hmm!" Lin Jin nodded and asked back. "Then what?"

Lin Shu commented: "The rank is high enough!"

Don't understand, Lin Jin asked suspiciously. "What's the meaning?"

"Hmph." Lin Shu sneered and spoke coolly. "A certain person stole my heart with just a penguin number and a disguised photo. Tell me, isn't this heart-stealing rank very high?"

"You..." Lin Jin covered her mouth, trying not to laugh out loud. "So you fell in love with me at that time?"

"Well, to be more precise, after I beat you up, I thought about it for a long, long time." It was so long that Lin Jin started to like Miss Xia, so he gave him a blow in the head. "I just realized that you actually bent me like this."

Lin Jin looked at the other party with a pair of smiling eyes full of electricity, blinking, and his tone was full of small complacency. "Poor child, it seems to be really abusive."

Lin Shu was teased by his strange accent, and laughed out loud. "Okay, that's about the story, are you sleepy?" Lin Shu was a little sleepy, and yawned after speaking.

Under his influence, Lin Jin yawned too. "It seems a little sleepy."

"Then go to sleep." Lin Shu pulled up the quilt to cover him up.

That night Lin Jin had a dream, a sweet dream.

*****

The next morning, Lin You called the police.

The police came to deal with it, and after checking the scene, it was confirmed that the "warning" mirror was left by the "suspect" who sneaked into Lin's house last night.

It was also at this time that Lin Jin found out that there was an anti-gay activist who not only sneaked into their house last night, but also stabbed the uncle gardener with a fruit knife.

Lin Jin couldn't figure it out, you have to live a good life if you are not doing well!Not working hard, still a habitual thief, and then come here to envy others who have a better life than you?What kind of weird logic is this?

What's more, apart from Lin Shu announcing that they were together, they were obviously keeping a low profile, so why did they offend this group of people!

The more Lin Jin thought about it, the angrier she became, and she wanted to find someone to complain to.

Looking back, I wanted to complain to Lin Shu, but I saw Lin Shu sitting on the single sofa in the living room, reading a financial magazine.

Serious men are the most handsome!For the first time, Lin Jin agreed with this sentence very much.

The sun shines through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows and hits Lin Shu's calf obliquely. The gentle and jade-like man is looking down at the book seriously.

Lin Jin couldn't hold back, took out his phone and took a picture of Lin Shu.Then I thought about it, and I still couldn't get angry!Just log in to his account with tens of millions of fans, and send out the photos he secretly took of Lin Shu.

Lin Jin: Humph!We are so low-key and you still dare to do this, see if I don't make a high-profile, you are disgusting!

Lin Jin glanced at more and more replies, um...

Eyes can't see it!

Originally, I wanted to select a few replies, but the more I read, the more... I am not in the mood to reply!

Lin Shu looked up at Lin Jin strangely. "What are you doing standing there?"

"Sneak shot of the handsome guy!" Lin Jin replied with a smile.

Lin Shu grinned after hearing this, and raised his hand to beckon people over. "Come on, let me see how handsome the handsome guy is."

"You are so shameless! I just want to praise you if you can't hear me?"

"Is it all just for fun?" Lin Shu looked at him teasingly.

"Hmm." Lin Jin nodded, and then squeezed onto the single sofa where Lin Shu was sitting.Hooking Lin Shu's neck with a smile, holding up the phone. "My Weibo fans said they wanted to see a photo of us showing our love together."

Lin Shu nodded amusedly, and tilted his head very cooperatively, and put his cheek to Lin Jin's.

After Lin Jin took the photo, she turned around with a smile, her legs were hanging on the armrest of the sofa, her back was leaning against Lin Shu, and she began to edit Weibo silently.

I wrote a bunch of things, no matter how I looked at it, it was wrong, I deleted it several times, and the last one was annoyed and gave up!Send it directly and simply.

Afterwards, there were all kinds of compliments on their appearance, Lin Jin was happy and a little shy watching it.I was having fun over there, and my body couldn't help shaking.

"Why did you suddenly think of posting on Weibo today?" Lin Shu read the magazine and began to care about her lover. "Why do you just cooperate like this if you want to see the group photo?"

"Isn't it because of last night..." Lin Jinbalabala expressed his discomfort. "Don't you feel disgusted? Just disgust them to death!"

Lin Shu couldn't help laughing after hearing this, and laughed for a long time before giving Lin Jin an idea. "If you post like this, how many people can see it?"

"I have tens of millions of fans!" Lin Jin expressed dissatisfaction with this, why didn't many people see it?

"I mean, do you want more people to see it?" Lin Shu stretched out his hand and took Lin Jin's phone. "Come and see, I'll teach you how to do it, and more people will see your show of affection."

Lin Jin turned around curiously, wanting to see what Lin Shu planned to do after boasting in Haikou so that more people could see his Weibo.

I saw this guy edited a Weibo that forwarded the lottery, and then started filing.

The prizes are very rich.Ten winners will be drawn for the first prize, and each will get a laptop.Twenty winners will be drawn for the second prize, and each will get a mobile phone.Fifty winners will be drawn for the third prize, and each will be given a set of skin care products.Then, [-] people were drawn in the likes, and each was given a set of masks.

Lin Jin blinked, feeling that this prodigal son spent a lot of money to get out!

This money is enough for him to buy a lot of yogurt!

Lin Shu heard this guy's moaning, and explained it to him in a funny way. "This is an advertisement in disguise."

Lin Jin looked at him a little strangely:? ? ?

"You think, the people who are drawn may have never used our products, and then suddenly give him a free trial one day, after using them, they think, 'Wow! This brand is also very useful!', and then next time When he needs to buy, our brand will appear in his mind and become a choice.”

Lin Jin: Anyway, I don’t understand, everything you say is right!

Lin Shu returned the phone to him after posting on Weibo, and Lin Jin went to check it immediately after taking it.

Lin Jin: Sure enough, these people are so realistic!snort!

Lin Jin was still watching netizens' reposts with relish, and suddenly saw his Weibo shared in his QQ group in a daze.

Lin Jin: ...