I'm super straight!

The two stood in silence, the surroundings were so quiet that only the sound of the wind could be heard.Lin Jin felt that the weird atmosphere should be broken, but before he could speak, Lin Wu became unsteady and fell to the ground with a thud.

Lin Jin: Fortunately, there is a quilt under my buttocks, otherwise it would hurt just thinking about it!

Lin Wu was thrown into a daze and sat on the ground for a long time before recovering.He muttered in his mouth: "It hurts...I can't stand up." After struggling for a long time, I couldn't get up, and finally I just sat on the ground and couldn't get up. "Second Young Master, I'm serious! I can really take you away."

"Take me away and you are not afraid that your boss will 'neng' you in the future?" Lin Jin asked a little funny.

"Don't be afraid, isn't it because you are here, he can't kill me!" Lin Wu suddenly looked at Lin Jin with a smile after speaking. "Second young master, you have to think carefully, there is still time before the wedding..."

Seeing her struggling to find her phone, Lin Jin glanced at the watch on her wrist and said. "There are still eight hours."

"Ah, then you still have more than two hours to think it over. It's too late for you to regret it now." Lin Wu nodded vigorously, with an extremely serious expression.

Seeing her like this, Lin Jin couldn't help but want to tease her. "Then I regret it now, how are you going to take me away?"

"I've already booked the air ticket. It's past three o'clock in the morning. We sneaked back to China while the boss was sleeping." Lin Wu yawned, took another sip of wine, wrapped herself in a quilt, and struggled to get up from the ground. But after a few tries to no avail.

Lin Jin: "When you used to give me all kinds of little-huang-manga, you thought that one day, would you take me away from marriage?"

Lin Wu sat cross-legged on the ground, leaning her chin on the wine bottle, and thought for a while inexplicably. "That's different."

"Why is it different?"

"Back then you were in a relationship, but now you are going to get married." For Lin Wu, being in a relationship is to give each other a chance, and if they don't agree, they will break up.But marriage is different.This is the big event in life!

Well, in fact, she is in a mess right now.Naturally, she hoped that the boss could marry the person she loves smoothly, but Lin Ershao had the same weight as Lin Shu in her heart.

Even though she seems to be closer to Lin Shu now, she will never forget why she came to this home in the first place.

"So? Who doesn't want to fall in love first, and then get ready to get married when they feel that they are together?" Although it is very undesirable for Lin Shu to lie to him, who let him not live up to his expectations, so Lin Shu Is it tied up?

"Then if you recover your memory in the future, what should you do if you regret it?"

"Who knows? But I made the decision myself. Even if I regret it later, I can only blame myself." What Lin Jin thought in his heart was - wake up, I won't regret it!

Looking at the drunken man in front of him, Lin Jin joked. "Okay, seeing that you are so drunk, who is the one who has premarital phobia?"

Lin Wu muttered something back, the wind was too strong and there was a little distance, Lin Jin didn't hear it.

"It's almost time, classmate Lin Xiaowu, the organization orders you now, go back to my room and sleep, don't try to delay my wedding tomorrow by playing tricks!"

"Okay then, Second Young Master, good night." Lin Wu said as she glanced quickly at the floor-to-ceiling glass door behind Lin Jin, and walked back to the room with crooked steps.

As soon as Lin Wu closed the balcony door, turned off the light in the room, immediately put down the wine bottle and threw off the quilt, and ran to eavesdrop on the corner in extreme fear.

Lin Wu: The baby was so scared that he was sober!

The shadow she saw just now is her boss, right?

*****

Lin Jin was left alone on the balcony at this moment. He wrapped his coat tightly and leaned against the guardrail, quietly looking at the night in the distance.

The glass door behind him was gently pushed open, and in the silent night, the sound of "babbling" was very clear.

Lin Jin continued to look at his night view without turning his head, until a pair of big hands touched his waist from behind and gently wrapped him in his arms, then he changed his focus and leaned back. "Did you hear it all?"

"Yeah." Lin Shu buried her head in his neck, rubbed her chin back and forth a few times, took off Lin Jin's hat, and unexpectedly bit Lin Jin's earlobe.

Lin Jin was so frightened by his action that she tilted her head to the other side, but this guy was biting his earlobe and would not let go.If Lin Shu bites him and doesn't dodge, it won't hurt.However, Lin Jin just dodged for a while, managed to pull his ears, and let out a muffled grunt in pain. "You are a dog!"

"Hmm, your exclusive little wolf dog." Lin Shu said and gently "licked" his already red earlobe, which seemed a little swollen by the street lamp in the garden.There was an obvious tooth mark on the small earlobe, which looked pitiful, so Lin Shu kindly blew Lin Jin's ears.

"Itch!" Lin Jin shrank her neck and wanted to avoid it, but Lin Shu's arms were so small, she couldn't avoid it! "Where's the face? Don't want it? You're four years older than me. How dare you call yourself a little wolf dog?"

Lin Jin: Humph!Let you say that I am an old junior high school student!

"In your eyes, it's fine, don't care about those objective opinions." After Lin Shu finished speaking, he hugged the person in his arms and shook.

Lin Jin was amused by his childish behavior. "Are you afraid that I took the plane ticket and left with Xiao Wu?"

"Not afraid."

"Why?" Lin Jin was a little unconvinced! "I might be a runaway bridegroom."

Lin Shu sighed helplessly, and said with a little disgust. "Did you get fooled by that idiot Lin Wu?"

"Ah?" Lin Jin blinked in confusion, why was he so stupid?

"It's the first day you know I lied to you?" Lin Shu was actually a little proud. After all, when Lin Jin knew he was cheating, he secretly kept it a secret, pretending that he didn't know anything.

At that time, he didn't even quarrel, but now he is told that he can still run away?

Lin Jin was speechless for a moment, then concluded: "Lin Wu is poisonous."

Lin Jin: Lin Wu is so stupid, and the speed of infection is terrifying, it is recommended to take isolation!

*****

On July 16nd, it was sunny and suitable for weddings. The average temperature in Wellington, New Zealand was [-] degrees, which was a very beautiful day.

At [-] o'clock in the morning, the two newlyweds changed into their first dresses of the day, took the completed marriage application form, and went to the Ministry of the Interior of New Zealand to pay the fee.

Because they had already made an appointment in advance through their relationship before going abroad, so after paying the fee, they confirmed with the staff again that the date and time of the wedding ceremony were correct, and then left for the church.

Along the way, Lin Jin took the marriage testimony and recited it stumblingly.

"Don't be nervous, it's still early." There are still more than four hours before the ceremony in the afternoon.

"My mind is blank." Lin Jin pinched the piece of paper on which the testimony was written, feeling that his hands were shaking now. "If you don't recite it now, it will be embarrassing later!"

"Don't be afraid, I will remind you when the time comes, just follow me and read." Later Lin Shu realized that some flags cannot be set too early.

*****

Three o'clock in the afternoon, it is said that this time is the time when Lin Shu met Lin Jin for the first time, the beginning of all the stories about the two of them.

Holding hands together, the two walked down the long red carpet and came to the priest (celebrant).After listening to the priest read out the legal provisions, it was the turn of the two to give their marriage testimony.

When everyone looked at Lin Jin, his mind went blank and he completely forgot his words.Lin Jin held back for a long time, just stunned because she didn't know how to make a sound, and winked at Lin Shu anxiously.

Lin Shu is actually not much better than him.

When Lin Shu looked back at him with a blank face, Lin Jin always understood a great truth in life - you can't believe what a man says!

In the end, Shu Lei couldn't see it, and quietly taught them how to read.Fortunately, the band is now playing, a dream wedding, when I watched the wedding video later, it covered up this little embarrassment.

After tossing for a while, the two finally finished their oaths. The only child in the audience, dressed like a little princess, Shu Wang, acted as a flower girl and presented rings to them.

Exchange rings and kiss while the guests booed.

Then the priest asked the couple to sign, the witnesses signed, and finally the priest signed and announced that the two parties had become legal same-sex couples, and the ceremony was completed.

The priest finally informed them that a week later they could receive a legally binding marriage certificate from the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Lin Shu dragged Lin Jin to send the priest away, and was about to greet everyone to have a meal in the open-air venue outside to celebrate, but Shu often stopped him.

"Uncle Xiaojin, you haven't thrown the bouquet yet!" For the little girl, this is the most anticipated part of her wedding, how can it be omitted?

At this moment, Liang Zhuo arrived late with his lover.As soon as he came in, he heard Miss Shu's words, and thought it was very right, so he also booed together. "That's right, this link is indispensable, bouquet throwing! Bouquet throwing!"

Liang Zhuo's boyfriend looked at him helplessly. He originally wanted him to calm down, but he was forced to shout together.

"..."

Lin Jin helplessly spread her hands at the little girl Shu. "Because I didn't plan for this link, I didn't have a bouquet and couldn't throw it away..."

Lin Jin blinked and looked at the bouquet that Shu Chang stuffed in her hand: I made a mistake, I knew the flower girl would not prepare a bouquet!

Seeing Lin Jin's stupid "unexpected" expression, everyone found it very funny, and joined Shu Chang's team, and asked to throw bouquets.

Lin Jin lost his temper after being teased. "Okay, just throw it away, but none of you can run away, except for grandpa, stand behind me to pick up the flowers."

Shu Lei touched his nose and wanted to withdraw. "It's usually girls who receive the bouquets of newcomers." The implication is that he is a big man and forget it.

"That won't work!" Lin Jin directly vetoed it. "I'm not a girl either. I agreed to all your unreasonable demands. Today is my big day. Don't you dare to go along with the newcomers!"

Everyone: I regret that I didn't plan to get married!

The end result was that Lin Jin threw the bouquet, and a group of men and women stood behind him to cooperate, pretending that he was actively grabbing the flowers.

However, the most active Shu often did not get the bouquet as he wished.The bouquet of flowers seemed to have eyes, and it hit Lin Yiyi's head directly, and the moment she picked it up with a conditioned reflex of astonishment, it fell steadily into her hands.

When everyone was teasing when she and Lin Shi would get married, Lin Wu who was standing next to her silently backed away.

Lin Jin was led out by Lin Shu, when she saw Lin Wu who was walking in front of her, she whispered to Lin Shu. "Why do I feel that Xiao Wu makes me feel so pitiful, like a broken love?"

"She is indeed broken in love." Lin Shu.

Lin Jin was dumbfounded for a while, and had an extremely strong guess in his heart. "Could it be...?"

The two looked at each other and exchanged a look of "you understand".

Lin Shu: I checked the eyes, they should be talking about the same thing!

So Lin Shu nodded, confirming Lin Jin's conjecture.

Lin Jin patted his heart with some fear: "Fortunately, I didn't have a brain-twitch to agree to run away with her last night, otherwise you would be the one chosen by the green light of God today."

Lin Shu: "... I think too much, it's not you."

"How is it possible!" Lin Jin puffed out her chest confidently. "I'm so handsome and charming!"

"Can you please give me some face?" Lin Shu pinched his cheek amusedly.

Lin Jin was a little skeptical. "Sure and sure, it's really not me?"

"It's really not you."

"Then tell me, who is it?"

"you guess."

Lin Jin: ...

The opening record of Lin Jin's marriage after marriage -Before walking out of the church, I just wanted to beat the other party.

******

After a long day of tossing, when I returned to the villa in Wellington at the end of the day, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

Lin Jin thought that they would be able to happily meet Zhou Gong, but when Lin Shu was taking a bath, a group of people knocked on their door one by one.

All of them stuffed him with gifts with mysterious expressions, and everyone said the same thing. "Second Young Master Xiaojin, you must take this apart later and sleep with the boss Lin Shu! This is my whole heart, an absolute surprise."

When Lin Jin opened the door for the sixth time to receive the gift, she grabbed Liang Zhu with a mysterious (wretched) face.He remembered very clearly that this guy had given them lubricant back then!Coupled with the fact that Liang Zhuo's lover is also a man, Lin Jin felt that he could ask him some questions.

After hearing Lin Jin's question, Liang Zhuo was extremely shocked: "Damn, I didn't realize that Lin Shu is actually a gentleman!"

Liang Zhuo: I have always regarded Lin Shu as a hooligan, so I mistakenly blamed a good person!

"Strange?" Well, Lin Jin himself felt very strange.

Whose couple has slept together in their arms for several months every day, and has never experienced any thunder and fire.The most exaggerated one was one morning when he was woken up by Lin Shu.

As a result, the guy woke up and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower. Lin Jin once doubted his own charm during that time!That's right, that's why Lin Shu found out that there was lipstick on his clothes, and immediately blew him up!

Liang Zhuo stroked his chin and pondered for a while, then looked Lin Jin up, down, left, and right in 360 degrees, and finally came up with a more reliable answer. "Perhaps he is waiting for you to act?"

Lin Jin: "???"

"You're so stupid!" Liang Zhuo grabbed Lin Jin's neck and began to bite his ear in a low voice. "...You must be right to do this, I saw you as an attack!"

Lin Jin, who was dizzy from the praise, clenched his fists and said, "Then I'll try."