Jinyiwei work report

Song Yingbai walked back on the original road, and met the rabbit that was thrown on the ground just now, and the marks carved on the tree in front of him also became normal, with only one engraved on one tree.

He walked out of the forest along the marks, but as he walked, he might have been physically exhausted. He only felt that his eyelids were heavy, and he couldn't hold it any longer, so he closed his eyes in a daze.

……

After an unknown amount of time, he opened his eyes and found that the surroundings were as bright as daytime, birds were singing and flowers were fragrant, and it was as warm as spring. After a careful sniff, there seemed to be a faint fragrance.

He pinched himself, it didn't hurt at all, dream?

"Hahaha, you lost!"

There was loud laughter not far away, and Song Yingbai curiously walked over slowly. As he moved, his vision gradually became clearer and wider.

What caught his eyes was a fairy-like old man. He was sitting in front of a stone table with a chess board on it. After he finished laughing, he immediately sat across from him, resting his cheek on one hand, and said with a sad face. : "You play this chess really well, it's really embarrassing for me."

Song Yingbai couldn't help but frowned, what's going on?

Suddenly, the old man spotted Song Yingbai and looked back at him warily.

Song Yingbai cupped his fists and bowed, "I'm sorry to bother you." Turned around and left.

At this moment, the old man took a step forward, came to Song Yingbai like the wind, grabbed his shoulders and dragged him to the chessboard, "You came just in time, how do I play this chess move?"

Song Yingbai only felt that this old man did not have the scent of ordinary old people, and even had a faint fragrance on his body, "This is your chess game, how can I intervene?"

Unexpectedly, the old man's face changed when he heard the words, "Hmph, I thought you were nosy!"

"……how do I say this?"

The old man stroked his beard and said: "Aren't you very willing to meddle in Fang Hai's business, and you actually agreed to let him be buried with his sister-in-law? The chess game has nothing to do with you. Could it be that this matter has something to do with you?"

Song Yingbai understood, this is the old man Fang Hai said drew him a talisman, is it a fairy or a demon?

He closed his eyes helplessly, and sighed, he was really unlucky, the centipede came and went, and then he didn't know what to do.

"I'm asking you something, why do you just sigh?"

Song Yingbai said in his heart that this kind of difficult old man should not follow him, otherwise he will only make progress, let alone lifeless.

So he raised his eyebrows, "Don't you also like to meddle in other people's business? It seems that you are not related to Fang Hai. Why do you care about me and his business?"

"You!" The old man didn't expect the other party to choke him with such words, and stared at him, "You ignorant little man, do you know who this old man is?"

Song Yingbai dug his ears and said disdainfully, "Who is it? Jade Emperor? Sanqing?"

"..." The old man was embarrassed at first, and then covered it with a sneer: "You are trying to ridicule the old man. Of course, the old man is not Sanqing, but he is also very honorable."

Song Yingbai pouted, "Let's listen."

"The old man is..." Seeing that he was about to fall into the opponent's trap, the old man suddenly reacted and turned back, "Who are you?"

Song Yingbai was not stage-frightened either, he was a small lieutenant who dared to fool even the boss of Dongchang, let alone an old man in the mountains.

He cleared his throat, said without blushing and heartbeat: "I am the champion of this dynasty."

People are as bold as they are, and they are as aggressive as they are. Bragging, bragging, they don't pay taxes anyway.

What's more, in a dream that seems real and fake.

Of course, it is not without reason that Song Yingbai claims to be the number one scholar. According to common sense, the number one scholar is probably the reincarnation of the Wenqu star in the sky, and the ghosts and ghosts dare not move.

He said that to scare the old man.

Regardless of whether he is a man or a demon, first attack the enemy and keep him in check.

The old man looked Song Yingbai up and down, and burst out laughing: "Boy, you have such a thick skin that you actually want to lie to this old man."

Song Yingbai snorted, "Since you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you."

"How to prove it?" The old man snorted, completely unaware that he was following Song Yingbai's train of thought.

"The number one scholar must be the best in the country." Song Yingbai said: "I have a pair, listen carefully, Yansuo Pond Willow, no one in the whole world can match it except me."

"Yan Suo Pond Willow?" The old man tasted it carefully and couldn't help but be amazed. This is an absolute picture, with five characters each having five radicals, and it also forms a willow bank, pond, and smoky artistic conception.

Song Yingbai raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you try to be right?" He thought to himself, you should be right, this is a famous absolute in history.

Even if you are a god, you are also a god in the corner of the valley. If you are a monster, you have no knowledge. Before this couplet that has been tested by history, you may have to kneel

He had nothing to do back then, so he often checked the information of this pair. After traveling to this world, he originally kept it for civil servants, but he didn't expect it to come in handy here.

Sure enough, I saw the old man's expression of eating a stomach, and he was extremely entangled.

The old man tried to answer: "Rotten peaches rolled into the wrong pile?" As soon as the words came out, he probably felt that it was not up to grade, and subconsciously covered his mouth.

"Hahahaha——" Song Yingbai raised his head and laughed loudly, squeezed hard without smiling, and taunted him mercilessly.

The old man slapped the stone table, "What are you laughing at, can you be right?"

"Of course, I am the champion." Song Yingbai said boldly: "Listen well..."

The old man pricked up his ears to listen.

But at the critical moment, Song Yingbai suddenly stopped speaking, and said instead: "Wait a minute, you already know my identity, but I don't know who you are? Why should I tell you the second line of the pair?"

The old man, who was full of expectations, was suddenly revoked the qualification to listen to the answer, scratching his heart and lungs, and suffering endlessly.

"Farewell." Song Yingbai got up and left.

The old man appeared in front of him, "You haven't said the second line yet."

"Why should I say that, you are not relatives to me, why should I listen to your orders as the number one scholar?"

The old man was so annoyed by Song Yingbai's disdain for his foolishness, he blew his beard and stared at him.

This guy, who didn't take him seriously from the beginning, was extremely rampant. He really didn't look like an ordinary person. He should have some background. Ordinary people would never be so bold.

Song Yingbai suppressed the other party so much that he couldn't speak, he snorted twice, but changed the topic, and said nonsense: "However, you are about to become a fairy, and I might return to my throne someday, and we will meet in the sky in the future. Yes, they can be regarded as colleagues, and I don’t want to make the relationship too rigid, so let me tell you the second line.”

The old man was overjoyed, "Really?"

Big sticks and carrots are not only effective for people, but also for this old goblin. Song Yingbai said: "Listen well, the first couplet is Yansuo Pond Willow, and the second couplet is: peach burns Jinjiang embankment."

While chanting "Tao Burning Jinjiang Embankment", the old man wrote in the palm of his hand, and thoughtfully said: "Although it is not as ingenious as the Shanglian, it can be called ingenious."

Song Yingbai looked at him, "How is it? Admit that my literary thinking is ingenious."

The old man stroked his beard, "It's really a wonderful match, the old man is convinced."

"That's natural." Song Yingbai said: "I have already sent the couplet's couplet, so can the old man tell you which immortal you are?"

The old man straightened his body, and said solemnly: "It's not that this old man is boasting. People in the world can recover from a serious illness with a breath of true energy from this old man, and have a new life if they get a beard from this old man. So, you know, this old man is... ..."

Song Yingbai said in surprise: "Got it, you are a ginseng essence!"

Unexpectedly, the old man's face changed drastically, and he could see that he was embarrassed and angry, "This old man is the Polygonum multiflorum that was born by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth."

Song Yingbai was a little disgusted, "Does He Shou Wu also have this effect? ​​Isn't it the effect of ginseng to cure diseases and strengthen the body?"

He Shou Wu Jing said angrily: "He Shou Wu is no worse than ginseng, do you understand? Zhang Guolao just ate a 500-year-old Polygonum multiflorum, and he became immortal immediately! What's so great about ginseng! The old man will continue to practice, so let's go , human beings really have vicious minds, which ruin my character.”

"People are vicious?" Song Yingbai said: "Have you forgotten Fang Hai? You tortured him on purpose, isn't it vicious?"

"They are clearly uncles and sister-in-laws. The men seduce their sister-in-laws and behave like beasts, while the women marry uncles and don't follow women's morals. Such people who are out of order, I just punish him on behalf of God after his death. What's the matter? Isn't it right?"

After Song Yingbai listened, he just showed a sluggish expression and sighed.

He Shou Wu Jing snorted and said, "Well, you think I'm right, so you're speechless, right? Just now I found out that you cleaned up Fang Hai's bones, and I regarded you as such a shameless person. After all, I sympathized with this Such a person will not be a good person, but you... Forget it."

Although he still doesn't quite believe that the other party is the number one scholar, he is definitely not an idler.

Song Yingbai was not interested in arguing with Taoist priests, "I used to think that gods are free and unconstrained, so there are people who want to transcend the world and cultivate immortals. But when I saw you, I realized that you care so much, okay Rigid and boring."

Polygonum multiflorum was taken aback, and quickly explained: "Of course gods have different temperaments. Anyway, I can't rub sand in my eyes. I don't like such filthy people moving to my territory."

"Okay, no matter what, if you and I meet once, it is a fate destined by heaven. I will give you an excellent poem, how about you give me a root?"

Polygonum multiflorum essence immediately refused: "No, my roots are not for delivery."

"Listen before you talk." Song Yingbai rubbed his chin, pacing in a thoughtful manner, reminiscent of Cao Zhi's past, "Yan Suo Pond willows are deep in color, water... Shui Jian Dam Bridge lights are dim. Yuhuo Qiantang River Moon... um... um..."

Take a glance at Polygonum multiflorum essence.

Polygonum multiflorum Jing's eyes were wide open, and she thought it would be rare to be able to match the next sentence of Yansuo Pond Liu, but she didn't expect to be able to compose poems, really, is it really Wenquxing who came to the world?

He really wanted to know the rest of the verse!

"Want to know the rest of the poem?" Song Yingbai wandered around Polygonum multiflorum, seeing that the old man somehow got an extra piece of paper and a brush in his hand, and wrote down the poem he just recited.

Song Yingbai stretched out his hand, He Shouwu Jing reluctantly pulled out a beard, patted it in Song Yingbai's hand, and hummed: "Here, read it quickly!"

Song Yingbai collected the roots proudly, and began to read the following verse, "Candle tears comb the mirror dust face. The wall is embers and hairpins wet the jade bones, and the sand buries the guns and burns the beacon to illuminate the soul. Taoye Jincheng Qingming Day, stove money, pine wine burns dusk !"

As soon as he finished speaking, the old man clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Miao Miao Miao! The old man is going to appreciate poetry, you can go away!"

Then there was a buzzing sound in his head, Song Yingbai supported his forehead, staggered and couldn't stand still, his head was empty, and he lay on the ground without knowing anything.

When he opened his eyes dizzily, he found himself lying outside the forest, the sky was bright, and the dazzling sun hung high in the sky.

When he came back to his senses, he hurriedly dug out his sleeve, and found a green, crystal-clear root.

He couldn't help laughing, the adults are saved.

The author has something to say: The second couplet of "Yan Suo Pond Willow" and related verses are all from Internet materials.