[Comprehensive] Slime, weak and innocent

Z city

In a room on the top floor of a small apartment building.

A golden magic circle suddenly appeared on the bed in the empty room, and then a golden round thing appeared from under the magic circle.

After the chubby thing fell from the magic circle onto the bed, the magic circle turned into a golden light spot and disappeared.

After Lime fell from the teleportation magic circle onto the bed, his soft body bounced on the bed with strength, and after being stable, he used magic to transform into a human form.

After transforming into a human form, Lime sat on the bed with his legs crossed and pouting his mouth and looked around. If he didn't see Saitama's figure, he knew he hadn't come back yet.

Reim folded his arms around his chest, and said with displeasure: "Hmph! I will sue Saitama when he comes back! Kusuo, you are a ruthless person! What about the promised friend! What about the promised friendship!"

Lyme lay down unhappily, ready to take a nap, and kept complaining about Qimu until he fell asleep.

In other distant cities, Saiki, who was listening to the voice of Saitama's house in Z city at home, smiled coldly, "... Hehe, I look forward to seeing you next time. '

Lyme, who was already asleep, suddenly felt a chill in his sleep, shook his body, rolled up the quilt next to him, and continued to wander in the dreamland.

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a few hours later

Downstairs in the apartment, a man wearing a yellow tights, red boots, a pair of red gloves of the same color as the shoes, and a long white cloak behind his back came from a distance.

The light of the setting sun gathered on the man's head.

ah!That is so dazzling!Just like the light of a hero, it is unforgettable!

ah!That clean and dazzling bald head!There is not a single hair, as if the hair follicles are gone, a clean and smooth bald head!

Saitama carried a large bag of vegetables brought back by the monsters, scratched his bald head that looked more striking in the setting sun, and walked home slowly.

"I don't know if Lime went to play with Saiki today, did something happen again..." Saitama walked upstairs with no expression and a little dull.

In his heart, he was seriously worrying like an old father if Lime did something wrong.

Saitama and Rem have known each other for a long time. They knew each other before he started hair loss training to become a hero, so Saitama is very aware of Rem's ability to do things and the essence of drama.

Rhyme has always liked to imitate scenes from TV dramas, and sometimes he would perform on the spot, but in the past, if Rhyme didn't cooperate with him in the performance, he would stop his performance.

but!Since becoming obsessed with the dog blood series in the past two years, Lime has perfectly learned the strongest abilities of the hero and heroine in the play!Create dog blood even if there is no dog blood!Even if you ignore him, Rhyme will do the whole thing himself!

He didn't stop until he acted until he was satisfied, or he angered the other party.

You know, since he became bald and became stronger, Saitama's mind has calmed down a lot, and he is rarely emotionally agitated, and he is often so angry by Lime that his veins burst out.

Saitama returned home anxiously holding the heart of an old father, opened the door, and saw a golden light rushing towards him as soon as he entered the room.

"Saitama!!!"

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Lyme, who was half asleep and half awake, suddenly heard the sound of the door opening. He sat up from the bed in a jerk, looked in the direction of the door, and saw that the doorknob was moved, and Lyme changed his posture from sitting to getting ready to run. Sprint action.

No one else came back here except Saitama and Rem.

This apartment is in the uninhabited area of ​​Z City. There are many more weirdos in the uninhabited area than outside, and there are also many high-level ones, so there will be no reckless people here to steal things.

In fact, when this place was first sealed as a restricted area, there were still some people who lived here and came in with outsiders, but after most of those people rushed to the street, this place became a real no-man's land, and the people who originally lived here also They all moved away.

It's been a long time since Rhyme has seen anyone other than him and Saitama in the no-man's land, and he suspects that there may be only weirdos in the no-man's land besides himself and Saitama.

Anyway, if a thief dares to come now, Rhyme respects him as a man.

But there are no thieves coming, no man's land no man's land, from the outside world there is no one here, so there might be something worth stealing.

Sure enough, after the door was opened, Rhyme saw the familiar bald head and familiar tights.

Rem kicked off the bed, sprinted out, and rushed towards Saitama who was coming home.

"Saitama!!!"

Saitama saw what looked like him pounced on him. It was originally in human form, but after passing through a familiar magic circle that suddenly appeared in the air, it turned into a prototype golden slime. He put the vegetables on the ground and raised his hand Ready to catch him.

"Pooh!"

This is the sound of the slime hitting Saitama's hand. The originally chubby slime turned into a mess when it hit Saitama's hand because of its speed.

Because the slime is much bigger than Saitama's hand, after turning into a pool, there are still many redundant body parts passing through Saitama's hand.

Saitama picked up the slime that had turned into a flat cake with both hands, and shook it slightly. The soft slime instantly returned to its original shape, with a round body and line-like eyes staring at Saitama at the moment.

Saitama looked at Lime who could see anger from his straight eyes, picked up the dish and closed the door and walked into the room.

Then put Rem on the bed, sat cross-legged in front of him, looked at Rem who was still furious, Saitama scratched his head and said, "What's wrong?"

"Why did you raise your hand to stop me?! I've turned into a pancake!" Rem made a few hashtags on his head, staring at Saitama and said.

"Um...then I should?" Saitama's eyes drifted away.

Now that Saitama is sure, Lime must have watched some TV series again, and then started acting in Saiki, and he also exists in this plot.

"You should have caught me gently! And said, Ah! What's wrong with you, Rhyme!"

Lime also turned into a human form, and personally performed the picture he imagined for Saitama.

Saitama looked at the exaggerated lines and the spinning steps with a blank face, and just wanted to say, I can't do it!can't do it!

Lime glanced at Saitama who was expressionless, sat cross-legged on the bed, pouted and whispered sullenly, "You and Kusuo, Saitama, don't cooperate with me... a slime is so boring..."

Saitama has nothing to say, your role is due to our cooperation...

Then Saitama looked at the sullen Lime, and silently changed the subject: "How did you go to play with Saiki today?"

"Very good! I went to eat with Kusuo! I also showed him the coin purse you gave me, Saitama! Then Kusuo took me to a bookstore. We can go together next time! That bookstore will Dessert for me! It's delicious!" Rem's bad mood quickly disappeared, and when he heard Saitama's question, he happily told him what happened today.

"Well, that's good." Seeing that Lime's mood improved, Saitama took the dishes into the kitchen and prepared to make dinner.

Lime maintained his human form and followed Saitama hopping and hopping, and his long blond hair hopped and hopped along with his movements.

Because the prototypes are all jumping and walking, so even if the human form is transformed, Lime prefers to jump and walk, the race is used to it, and there is no way.

"Are you still eating?" Saitama went into the kitchen and asked Lime who was following behind him.

"No, that's right..." Rhyme shook his head, then remembered something.

Lime raised his hands to his chest, closed his palms together, and then slowly pulled them apart. With Lime's movements, a magic circle appeared between his hands, and then a plastic bag full of them flew from above the magic circle. surfaced.

Lime closed the magic circle after all the plastic bags floated out of the magic circle, and then quickly caught the plastic bags that started to fall after the magic circle disappeared.

Lime held the full bag and handed it to Saitama, Saitama took the bag, a little puzzled "?"

"It's a gift for Saitama~ I bought it this afternoon~" Rem said with his back to Saitama, hands behind his back.

Saitama opened the bag, his expression changed from dull to serious, and he said in a deep voice, "This is..."

"Beef gift pack!!! Awesome!!!" Lime turned around and looked at Saitama with pride and said loudly.

This was bought when he and Kusuo were walking to the bookstore in the afternoon and passing by a supermarket. He bought a lot and gave it to Saitama.

"Oh! Great!" Saitama applauded.

Lime raised his head and smiled and said, "Steak! Beef slices! There are all beef pieces! Beef gift packs!!"

"Yeah, I can eat beef hot pot later!" said Saitama, whose facial features became obvious.

"Hehe~"

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For dinner, Saitama made a big pot of beef hot pot, and forgot the original vegetables. Who would eat vegetables if there is meat!

He said he would not eat it, but Lime, who was watching TV, looked at the delicious Saitama, and finally couldn't hold back and ate two large bowls.

After eating, Saitama and Rem sat by the bed together.

Lime asked Saitama a little bored: "How many weirdos did you kill today?"

"A few, they're all vegetable monsters or something." Saitama answered Rhyme while sitting on the edge of the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Is it the dish you brought back just now?"

"what."

As a poor human being who needs to eat, Saitama usually brings back and eats something that looks edible after defeating a monster.

Anyway, he has eaten it for a few years, and there is nothing wrong with it. Sometimes he defeats the monsters of meat, such as beef, pork, etc., and he treats it as food improvement.

If someone else knows that Saitama ate the drop after defeating the monsters, they may feel very horrified and scary, but for Lime, this is not a problem at all. In his opinion, these monsters are just like him. The World of Warcraft in the original world is similar.

Is it a thing to eat Warcraft?That's definitely not a problem.

Anyway, Saitama didn't have any reaction after eating it, and there were no side effects, and he didn't even have diarrhea, so just eat it.