[Comprehensive] Slime, weak and innocent

after a while.

"Ranpo~ How long will it take for Dazai to come back?"

Rem propped his chin on the table, his head was dangling, his arms were hanging by his sides, and his whole body exuded an air of idleness. He was very bored and started eating candy.

The case to be handled today has been completed, so I sat idly in the office eating snacks, casually glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, and said, "Within 5 minutes."

"Hey~" Rem, who believed in the accuracy of Ranpo's words, stood up, swayed from side to side and moved his body.

Then Lime asked Edogawa Ranpo with a smile: "Ranpo? Can you lend me your chair?"

"Okay."

Edogawa Ranpo, who was also smiling and squinting his eyes, took a look at Lime and readily agreed. Then Ranpo hugged his snack bag and moved to the next table.

Rhyme was sitting at the desk with the best view in the entire office and facing the door. He sat on the stool and swayed a few times.

After turning around for a while, Rhyme, who was listening carefully, keenly heard the slight sound of footsteps, he turned his chair to the angle with his back to the door, and waited quietly for Dazai to come to the door.

Then soon Dazai Osamu's voice came from the door.

"Oh~ that girl just now is so cute! Tanizaki, you are so boring." Dazai's voice was rambunctious.

Then came Tanizaki's helpless voice: "Mr. Dazai...please don't be like this, I don't really want to have any interest in dying for love..."

"Don't say that, dying for love is the most beautiful thing in this world, especially when dying for love with a cute girl..."

"Mr. Dazai..."

The door of the detective agency opened, and Dazai Osamu walked in together with Tanizaki who rarely teamed up with him on a mission today.

…………

As soon as he entered the Armed Detective Agency, Osamu Dazai keenly sensed a subtlety in the office and something that wasn't quite right.

Dazai looked at the detective agency room naturally, and then he found that Edogawa Ranpo, who usually sat behind the desk facing the door, was not sitting in his usual seat, but was sitting on a table, according to the In Ranpo's own words, it doesn't fit his glorious status to be at a very side table.

Dazai glanced at the expressions of several clerks who seemed to be working seriously and busy, and Edogawa Ranpo eating a snack leisurely, then slightly narrowed his eyes and looked at the person in front of him who was usually sitting in disorder. , at this time, with his back to the door, it was obvious that another person was sitting on a chair. After looking carefully, Dazai... turned around and left.

"Hahaha, I just remembered something else, I'm leaving first, and I won't be coming back tonight!" Dazai was about to run out after leaving a word.

However, just before he was about to rush out of the office, a voice that was obviously very crisp, but pretending to be low at this time sounded.

"Dazai~where are you going~"

Osamu Dazai froze in his steps, and he turned his head slowly.

The swivel chair, which was facing Dazai just now, slowly turned around, and a good-looking boy with long blond hair and golden pupils sat on the swivel chair.

After the swivel chair turned around, Rhyme clasped his hands on the desk and put his head on his hands. He stared at Osamu Dazai with what he thought was the deepest gaze.

Dazai smiled: "I didn't want to go anywhere, but something happened suddenly. I didn't expect you to come again, Eslandon?"

Rem stood up from the chair, leaned on the table with one hand and flipped over to the other side of the table. He walked to Dazai's side in three or two steps.

"Why do you say again? Are you unhappy when I come? Dazai?"

Rem slightly bent down and looked up at the young man who looked slender because of his actions at this time, with a kind light in his eyes, and said with a smile.

Dazai, look at my kind eyes, do you...understand?

After receiving the kind gaze from Lime, Dazai's smile widened: "Why, I haven't seen you for so many years. I am very happy to see you often recently."

...I'm very happy, very happy, even if I haven't seen you for a few years, I'm still very happy, ha, ha, ha.

"Let's go~" Rem grabbed Dazai's forearm with a smile, and walked out.

Because of the height difference between Lime and Dazai, Dazai bent his body helplessly, his long legs bent up in aggrieved way, and followed Lime out.

The others silently watched Dazai, who was usually an oppressor, being dragged away by Eslandon as if he had met his nemesis.

"Although it's a bit bad, but how to put it, I always feel a little... dark... eh~" From some unknown detective agency staff and members.

"I'll borrow Dazai for a while, he will come back later by himself, please remember to read the text message at random, goodbye everyone~"

Before leaving, Lime smiled very sweetly and made a phone call gesture to Ranbu, then waved his hands in the air to bid farewell to the others in the room.

After Lime and Ranpo met for the first time, they exchanged contact information on phone calls and messaging software.

"Bye~"

Ranpo waved goodbye to Rem, and after Rem dragged Osamu Dazai away, Ranpo sat back on his throne.

'The view here is still the best, and the sun is really warm today. '

Turning the chair around, facing the window and sitting on the back of the chair, feeling the warm sunshine, thinking lazily.

…………

Rem took Dazai's arm all the way to the downstairs one, after the last time the two of them sat down in the coffee shop where they chatted.

Lime first said to the bewildered Dazai with a deep face, "I was rejected, I'm not sad, but I'm not happy."

"……Congratulations?"

Dazai told Eslandon very sincerely, and then he got disgusted and angry eyes from Rhyme.

Dazai suppressed his smile, he was genuinely pleasantly surprised when he heard Eslangdon say 'he was rejected'.

Although based on his knowledge of Eslandon and Nakahara Chuya, he guessed last time that Chuya would not agree to Eslangdon, but he still felt a little uneasy. Now, this uneasiness is gone~

Dazai smiled and thought: "Ah, I feel like I can see the sun in the future again~"

"cough……"

Under Lime's continued fierce eyes, Dazai coughed to cover up, and then said to Lime with a smile, "So? You were rejected, have you decided to give up?"

"It's impossible to give up, but Dazai, please help me analyze it. Why did Chuuya reject me? And what should I do to successfully communicate with Chuuya at the fastest speed? You should have a lot of experience?"

Reim clasped his hands under his chin, and asked Dazai Osamu who was sitting opposite him seriously.

"Average, not rich not rich."

Dazai waved politely, and then said: "Tell me about you and that dwarf first..." He turned a corner halfway through Lime's gaze, "...what happened between Chuya, why did you got rejected?"

Lyme put his hand on his cheek, and said casually: "I went to Hong Kong and Heilongjiang two days ago. As soon as I saw him, I confessed to him, but I was rejected."

"Afterwards, I met the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters, but speaking of that leader, I felt a little perverted. At that time, I confessed to Zhongye again, but was rejected again."

"Before I left, I even kissed Zhongye! Although it was just the corner of my mouth... But after I confessed my love to him again, and then he refused... Can you believe it?! He dared to refuse me three times!!" Said In the end, Rhyme was all kinds of aggrieved.

He is so cute, so good, and so sincere, but in the end he successfully got three consecutive rejections from Zhongye? !

"...That is to say, on the first day you met, you confessed your love three times?" Dazai said with some difficulty.

Although I'm a little surprised that Eslandon can see through Mori Ogai's essence at a glance, but that kind of thing is nothing compared to Eslandon's first three consecutive confessions to his former partner Nakahara Nakaya!

Kunikida, Tanizaki, come and see!This is what you use to compare with me, my pure, kind, lively and lovely friend!I first saw someone die in love, and he confessed his love for the first time. Is there any difference between us?Have it? ! ——This is Dazai's inner thoughts.

"Yeah." Lime still looked like he couldn't do it for granted.

Lime didn't understand, why both Dazai and Haruno were surprised that he confessed this matter when they first met, isn't it normal?Look at Luanbu, how calm.

Lime leaned on the sofa, held the juice glass and bit the straw, and said to Dazai, "So, you have been with him for so long, do you have any good ideas? Share them."

"Why don't you consider working in the port mafia, Chuya is a person who loves work and organization." Dazai rolled his eyes and made a suggestion with a smile.

Dazai dared to say that, of course, because he knew very well that with Eslandon's character, he would never go.

really.

"I do not want."

Lime quickly refused. He didn't want to join any organization. It was boring and shameless, even if it was for the sake of China.

Dazai Tansue: "Then I can't help it. We were both young when we partnered, and Nakaya was even shorter than now..."

Osamu Dazai said sincerely that he really wasn't disgusted by Zhongye's height!Really not, he was just saying why.

"Although there were people from other organizations trying to pursue Chuuya, they were all killed as spies by Zhongya, who showed a lonely temperament at a young age, so I really have nothing to help you. Yes, good advice about pursuing Chuya~" Dazai said to Rhyme very sincerely.

Regardless of what he thinks in his heart, whether he wants to help Lime catch up with him, or whether he doesn't want them to be together, in short, Dazai really has no good way.

After all, it is impossible for him to have studied how to pursue the Central Plains, right?

After speaking, Dazai thought for a while and said to Lime: "Speaking of which, when you went to confess your confession, you didn't even get hit... It's also very surprising~"

"Maybe it's because we are true love." Lime said leisurely.

Dazai said that he would be stunned by Eslandon's This Is True Love!Did you just ignore what you just said about being rejected by Sanlian?

Wow, this confidence is amazing.