[Comprehensive] Slime, weak and innocent

"Pfft!...cough cough..."

Rem squatted on the ground next to Osamu Dazai who had just been given first aid by Kunikida and coughed up some river water, holding his big doll in one hand and a twig he picked up just now in the other, facing Osamu Dazai's clothes poke poke.

"Ah, Dazai, you're awake~" Lime saw Dazai's eyes move, and moved his head directly above Dazai to stare at him, a few strands of long blond hair naturally fell onto Dazai's face.

"Failed again..."

Dazai woke up after coughing up water, just opened his eyes and saw the face of Eslandon directly above him, turned his head and saw Toku Kunikida sitting on the side with his body wet, closed his eyes and covered them with one hand, Said with some frustration.

"You bastard! Don't always commit suicide suddenly!" Kunikida, who was sitting wet on the side resting, just now rescued Osamu Dazai, yelled at him in displeasure when he heard Dazai's words.

Although I am used to Dazai's habit of committing suicide regardless of the occasion and place, as a writing partner, Kunikida, who reads as Dazai's lifeguard, still feels very upset every time.

"Hahaha~ Dazai, you said just now that I am the same, and you are still the same~" Rem saw Dazai's reaction after waking up, laughed out loud, and said to him.

Osamu Dazai is still the same as a few years ago, he always likes to commit suicide, but he still can't die.

"Hey...don't laugh anymore, I'm very disappointed..."

"Okay ok~poof~"

After Dazai lay down on the ground for a while, he sat up and said to Kunikida, who was sitting and resting beside him, and Rem, who started eating donuts again, and didn't know why there were so many donuts in his bag.

"Can we go? It's almost dusk~"

Kunikida was annoyed when he heard Dazai's anxious tone: "Dazai, who do you think it is because of us that we stayed here for so long! Huh?"

"Okay, okay, it's because of me, so let's go~" Dazai said perfunctorily in a tone that seemed to admit his mistake, and then kicked his legs on the ground, the whole person bounced up, and stood up straight.

"go!"

Kunikida didn't want to talk to Dazai any more, he stood up suddenly, regardless of his soaked clothes, he took the lead and walked towards the detective agency aggressively.

"Let's go, Eslandon." Dazai reached out to Eslandon who was still squatting on the ground, looking up at them, trying to pull him up.

Lime stood up by himself, then looked at Dazai's hand, and said disgustedly: "No need! It's water and soil...I still want to eat!"

Just now Dazai was in the water first, and then on the ground by the river, and now...well... Lime doesn't want to touch it anyway!

"Don't be like this~" Dazai shook his hand casually, and Rem avoided the mixture of water and soil thrown from his hand.

"Dazai! Mr. Eslandon, hurry up!"

When the two were still performing a small theater where one of them disliked the other and purposely approached the other, Kunikida, who had already walked some distance, said loudly to them.

Dazai turned his back to Kunikida's direction, secretly pointed to Rem in Kunikida's direction, made a fierce expression, and then said to Kunikida with a smile: "Got it! Come~"

"Here we come~" Rem followed Dazai with a smile, and ran in the direction of Kunikida.

…………

After that, the three of them were safe and sound, and walked to a small building with brick red walls that looked very old-fashioned without accident.

"The Armed Detective Agency is here~ It's great~" Dazai said to Rhyme in front of the small building.

"It's not bad~ It's much better than my house! Dazai, you can do it~" Rem raised his hand to his forehead to block the dazzling sunlight, and looked up at the small building in front of him.

Although it is not very big, it also depends on who it is compared with. Moreover, the architectural style is also good, which Lime likes very much, and it is a bit similar to his original world.

And to be honest, Rhyme originally thought that the place where Osamu Dazai worked would be in some corner of the city, in the dark shadows, but he didn't expect it to be in a very bright place!

Dazai raised his head proudly, "That's~"

After entering the small building, Dazai also introduced the situation on each floor of the small building of the Armed Detective Agency to Reim.

"The first floor is a coffee shop, the second floor is a law office, the fourth floor is an armed detective agency, and the third and fifth floors are warehouses for sundries."

"Yeah." Lime walked up the stairs lightly with his hands behind his back.

His overstuffed bag of donuts had finally been eaten on the way over, and the wrapper had been thrown away.

"arrive."

After reaching the fourth floor, Kunikida, who was walking in front, stopped and said to Rhyme. Rhyme turned sideways and looked behind Kunikida's standing body at the wooden door with the name 'Armed Detective Agency'.

Kunikida opened the door and went straight in. Before Rem and Dazai behind him entered, Rem heard a few voices from inside.

"Kunikida, are you back so soon?"

"Why are your clothes wet? Where's Dazai?"

"Did Mr. Dazai jump into the river again?"

……

Rem heard the words of the people inside, and tilted Dazai, and Dazai smiled and looked away.

"I'll go to the back to change clothes, Dazai is behind, and his friends are also there." Kunikida's voice.

"Hmm... Dazai-senpai's friend... is also a suicidal maniac?"

"Mr. Dazai's friend~ I'm so surprised."

"To be friends with Mr. Dazai...one is a powerful person!"

……

"Go in." Dazai said to Reim, wiping the sweat from his brow slightly under Lime's increasingly strange eyes.

"Okay."

Dazai went in and said to the people inside: "Hey, hey, why am I surprised that I have friends? What do you mean?"

"Ah, Mr. Dazai, did you hear that~" a boy's voice said to Dazai.

"I heard it very clearly!"

"That's not important, what about your friend?"

"Very important!"

When Dazai was talking to the boy, Rem walked behind Dazai, Dazai was much taller than him, and could block him perfectly.

"...cough, anyway, where are your friends?"

After saying this, Rem saw a boy in front of Dazai, and a boy turned sideways to look behind Dazai, and then the eyes of the boy wearing a straw hat met Rem's eyes.

Rhyme showed a big smile to the boy who looked at him slightly stunned, and said softly.

"Hello~ I am that powerful person, Dazai's friend~"