I already have your child in my stomach [entertainment circle]

Xi Yuanyin hugged Ruan Xiaoxi to the co-pilot, looked at him lying prone on the seat, his long and thick eyelashes fluttered slightly, fluttering like a butterfly's wings, his skin was as bright as moonlight, peaceful and beautiful, he couldn't help smiling.

Drunk is quiet.

Such a well-behaved, lovely and pure child, no wonder Fu Yao would take a second look, even he wanted to hold him in his arms and take care of him.

Ruan Xiaoxi slowly opened his sleepy drunken eyes, and asked in a daze, "Who am I? Where am I?"

The voice was so soft and cute, Xi Yuanyin smiled deeper: "You have been kidnapped."

"I was kidnapped?!" Ruan Xiaoxi suddenly sat up straight and stared at Xi Yuanyin, "Could it be that you are..."

Xi Yuanyin smiled and waited for him to recognize himself, and it seemed that he was not particularly drunk.

"Vampire monster?!" Ruan Xiaoxi pointed at him tremblingly, "You look like a human, it must be you! I didn't expect that I would fall into your hands!"

Xi Yuanyin: "??? Blood-sucking monster?" He was helpless, "I'm not a demon, the demon has already run away..."

"Give up! I won't give in to you!" Ruan Xiaoxi opened the car door and stood outside the door and shouted at the people inside, with the word "justice" capitalized on his face, "Agumon evolved! )——Battle Greymon!"

Xi Yuanyin: "..." What the hell, started drinking crazy?

He also got out of the car, went around and tried to force the other person back into the car, but found that he was submerged in soft white light, and his figure gradually shrank.

He slowed down, wondering inside, could it really evolve?

The white light faded, and he saw a petite and round snow-white lop-eared rabbit standing on its hind legs, with heart-shaped bangs combed in front of its forehead, and thin braids dangling on each side of its face.

What kind of species is this? !

The rabbit of an unknown species waved its two front paws affectionately, and sang the whole theme song impassionedly with the word "ah". Then it seemed that it forgot what it was doing. Xi Yuanyin just remembered and shouted: "Damn Rockets! Go! Pikachu!"

Then he rolled on the spot, rolled himself into a fur ball, bounced into the distance, and turned into a white shadow that was particularly eye-catching in the dark night.

Xi Yuanyin was dumbfounded.

... You have played the script!

He hurried over to look for the ball of white balls, even felt the white ball kicked his hind legs, and jumped from the ground to the roof of the dormitory building.

That's the fifteenth floor!

This, this bouncing ability is comparable to a table tennis ball!

Xi Yuanyin was a little crazy, what the hell is this rabbit doing!Want to catch him back!Let mortals see what can be done!

Just when he hid himself to catch Ruan Xiaoxi, he saw Fu Yao descending from the sky on the roof.

He had just returned from the heaven, and he was still wearing a snow-white Taoist robe with fluttering fairy sleeves. He walked under the cold moonlight, and even the air became quiet.

The so-called posture of heaven and man.

Xi Yuanyin collected himself, pointed at Ruan Xiaoxi who had jumped to another building and shouted at him: "Don't you care?!"

After landing on the ground, Fu Yao unhurriedly took out his mobile phone, pressed a few buttons, and asked him, "Has he been drinking?"

Xi Yuanyin stared at his mobile phone, wondering if he wanted to use this to take Ruan Xiaoxi away, and replied, "It seems like I took a sip."

"Drunk and crazy, don't worry." The experienced Fu Yao said calmly, raised his mobile phone, and started to record Ruan Xiaoxi, and took pictures with him.

Xi Yuanyin: "..."

are you crazy!

In the dark night, a small white ball shuttled and jumped among the roofs of various buildings, followed by a man holding a mobile phone, two white shadows, one big and one small, intertwined.

Fortunately, Fu Yao set up a cover-up, otherwise he would definitely be arrested by the Gods and Monsters Bureau.

Xi Yuanyin couldn't stand it any longer, and ran over to Fu Yao and shouted: "You don't care about it, but you can still take care of it?!"

It was too wobbly to follow along and couldn't take any pictures. Fu Yao changed the way of shooting from above, without looking at him, and said, "I didn't expect Chuuhui's jumping ability to be so good. Of course, I have to record it as a souvenir."

Xi Yuanyin looked at him in disbelief: "You just let him go on like this?"

Fu Yao asked, "Has there been any impact?"

"...will tire him." Xi Yuanyin held back, "Besides, the road is very dangerous."

A plane whizzed by under the sky, Ruan Xiaoxi stopped bouncing and looked up at the plane: "White hole! Here I come!" Saying that, he pointed in the direction of the plane and was about to jump up.

Fu Yao suddenly thought what Xi Yuanyin said was very reasonable, so he mercilessly knocked the rabbit unconscious before it hit the plane.

The rabbit who was still full of vitality in the last second blinked and turned into a dry rabbit and fell to the ground. With a "dong" sound when his forehead hit the ground, Xi Yuanyin felt pain when he heard it.

It's too simple and rude!Is it really the little Jiaojiao who is held in the palm of your hand and cared for?

He couldn't help but began to doubt the real relationship between the two.

Fu Yao calmly lifted the dried rabbit and stuffed it in his arms, ignored him and walked away.

Xi Yuanyin stayed in place for a long while before gradually digesting everything he had experienced in a short period of time, and felt that he might not be living in a dream.

When the night wind blew, he woke up. He remembered that he had driven Gao Qize's car, and he had to be driven back.

***

When Ruan Xiaoxi woke up the next day, his whole body was still in pain, as if he was lying on the street and had been run over by a car, especially his forehead. He wanted to rub it at first, but it seemed that he had pressed some pain mechanism, and he almost cried out.

No wonder people say don't drink, don't drink, it really hurts to be drunk.

He shook his head and found that his braid that Fu Yao had braided two days ago had been untied, and his hair was also very fluffy and clean, like clouds. It seemed that Fu Yao had bathed him last night.

He was so scared that he immediately turned into a human form, and his clothes were changed into pajamas.

The little white rabbit was dyed into a little pink rabbit, and burst into tears.

His body, his pure body, the body of the two postures, were all touched by Fu Yao!

Looking at the bed again, it was clearly Fu Yao's bedroom, and it was in its original form when he woke up, which meant that Fu Yao slept with him in his arms last night... just to fluff his hair.

However, he has no memory at all.

Ruan Xiaoxi was heartbroken and extremely remorseful, how could he lose his memory, there was no such thing as "inadvertently revealing a coquettish charm that makes people uncontrollable", he just missed the opportunity to experience the fun of adults.

The distraught rabbit ran downstairs to find Fu Yao after washing. Fu Yao was already sitting at the dining table, listening to cross talk on the radio and eating breakfast.

Since Ruan Xiaoxi casually said "Why don't you listen to the cross talk" last time, this person really listened to a cross talk every morning, and it was released publicly, forcing Ruan Xiaoxi to listen to it with him, especially without public morality.

Ruan Xiaoxi sat down and said "Good morning" in a muffled voice.

Fu Yao listened to this passage before he could pay attention to him: "I have heard about what happened last night, and I will try not to leave you in the future." After thinking about it, he explained, "There was an accident last night."

What kind of accident are you talking about!

Ruan Xiaoxi pushed the bowl, stood up and said, "I'm going to class." He pointed to the company's training class.

Fu Yao glanced at the bowl he hadn't touched before, and after turning it over and over again, he realized that he was in a mood, but he didn't know how to deal with it. After all, the rabbit has always been bouncing around, and he has never said that he was in a low mood, so he also got up. Said: "Wait for me."

Ruan Xiaoxi ran upstairs to change his clothes: "I won't ride with you today." He paused, "I want to ride there to exercise."

Fu Yao was slightly surprised, and believed his words: "Okay."

Ruan Xiaoxi was devastated, and the crystal boy was heartbroken, so he didn't even come to coax him!

He really only has himself in his heart!

Although he didn't understand why there was such a thing as a bicycle in the garage at home, Ruan Xiaoxi still rode it, facing the rising sun and the wind, as if returning to the carefree junior high school era.

It took more than an hour to ride a bicycle from Fu Yao's home to the company. After half an hour, Ruan Xiaoxi couldn't take it anymore, his body hurt badly, and he seemed to be going the wrong way.

Looking at the long street full of traffic, he cast his eyes anxiously at the bus stop, got off the bus and slowly pushed it over, pondering how to transfer to the company at the side of the stop, pressing down on the brim of his hat to hide his face, even though it was superfluous.

It's just that the bicycle was difficult to handle, and he began to regret his impulsiveness.

He was the one who was angry with himself, and he was the one who suffered for himself. Fu Yao was not affected at all.

How about throwing it away, Ruan Xiaoxi hesitated, anyway, his family does not lack a bicycle, at worst he will pay with his own salary.

A pure black car was parked in front of the bus stop, attracting the attention of many people, and Ruan Xiaoxi followed the crowd to glance.

Isn't this their car? !

Immediately afterwards, the window of the car was rolled down, and Fu Yao poked out his face to meet his gaze: "Are you Ruan Chui Chui? Is this the car you called?"

Ruan Xiaoxi: "..."

He, he followed all the way? !

Crowd: It turns out that it is not a rumor that Didit can get an appointment with a luxury car!

Ruan Xiaoxi felt wronged and lowered his head to look at his poor little bicycle.

Fu Yao simply got out of the car, walked up to him in two or three steps, and said to a woman next to him, "This is a bicycle given by our company at the end of the year. It is only given to those who are destined. Congratulations, this is the last one." Then he moved the bicycle in front of her. a push.

The woman was really dazed by his face, so she took the handle of the car in a daze, and the people around her congratulated her: "You are so lucky, it looks like a good car!"

"Thank you for the joy and joy, hahahaha!"

Sitting on the familiar seat, Ruan Xiaoxi's crystal boy's heart closed again, sour and swollen, his indescribable mood almost overflowed, he was so excited that he couldn't help but change into his original shape and jump around slightly on the seat go.

Fu Yao pulled him into his arms and stroked his fur: "Haven't you exercised enough?"

Ruan Xiaoxi shyly covered her eyes with her paws: "Did you follow all the way?"

Fu Yao said "hmm", took out two warm meat buns and handed them to him: "Eat." He also handed him his water glass, let him stick out his tongue to lick and drink, and he didn't dislike it at all.

Now the heart directly put on the little wings and flew to heaven.

Ruan Xiaoxi ate the buns, drank half a glass of water, then hid in his arms and kneaded casually, extremely shy.

Only then did Fu Yao say: "The demon you met last night is one of the six demon kings in the demon world, who knows that it has been hiding by your side all this time."

Ruan Xiaoxi recalled what happened last night: "He also said that he didn't expect it to be me... Maybe it was a coincidence. But he said he would use me for experiments!"

Fu Yao's expression moved slightly: "What experiment?"

"I didn't say it." Ruan Xiaoxi fell into deep thought, "Maybe it's 'One Hundred Ways to Eat Rabbit Meat'."

This is indeed an experiment worthy of further exploration.

"But you can't think of it!" He regained his vitality and said excitedly, "My other roommate is not a human! No, he is not a normal person, he is a Taoist priest! They fought last night! I think I should contact the rest The next one, maybe it’s not a human being either. Is it a deliberate arrangement by the school? It shouldn’t be so many people who are not human together... But they have already seen that I am not human, and they don’t recognize me as a relative. It made me work so hard to hide it, it's too much!"

There were traffic lights ahead, and the car stopped, so he also stopped, and then asked Fu Yao awkwardly: "Where did you go last night?"

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...Also, it's still midnight...After all, this is the normal activity time for us cultivators.