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As if he didn't know that he was in danger, Long Yi stood next to Yan Zihuan and recited loudly: "Yan Zihuan couldn't help moaning. He raised his waist and swallowed the other's [beep——] Beep——], constantly begging, 'Just push harder...'”

"What a mess!" Yan Zihuan's eyes almost popped out, his hands shook, and the half-eaten macadamia ice cream fell to the ground.

Damn, there is only the last box of this flavor left!Yan Xiaopang was even more heartbroken, jumped up from the sofa and tried to beat Long Yi!

"Written by your fans, the protagonists are me and you. I like this description about the butt!" Long Yi continued to read desperately while holding a crystal ball all over the room to avoid Yan Zihuan's pursuit, "Yan Zihuan's butt The petals are like two plump and juicy peaches, one can't help but want to take a bite... Haha, yes, I really want to take a bite! Suck, suck, lick, lick—"

"I will definitely kill you today!" Yan Zihuan's cheeks were flushed red. Although he was extremely ashamed, as a single dog whose desire had not been vented for a long time, he heard such a juicy little Huang Wen, and Long Yi couldn't help it. Consciously teasing with words, Yan Zihuan unfortunately set up a small tent.

"Oh oh oh, and this part, Yan Zihuan took the initiative to sit on it, rubbing his [beep——] against the opponent's [beep——] with a flushed face..." Long Yi read while running with complacency , didn't realize that there was a staircase in front of him, so he stepped on the air and rolled all the way down tragically!

"You deserve it! I fell to your death!" Yan Zihuan trotted all the way to chase after him. He wanted to kick his foot, but the appearance of His Majesty the Demon King rolling down the stairs in a mess was too desolate. In the midst of hesitating whether he should kick it or not, Long Yi suddenly picked up the unfinished plot just now: "... Immediately, Yan Zihuan groaned loudly and let it out... "

Really a very persistent man!

"I shouldn't fucking sympathize with you!" Yan Zihuan bent over, picked up Long Yi who had fallen into a mess and carried it on his shoulder, and then strode out the door.

"Wow, you're hard." Long Yi turned his head down, his eyes firmly locked on Yan Zihuan's crotch, "Oh, interesting, stupid human beings who act on instinct are so unable to withstand the temptation of desire."

"Aren't you tough too?" For the sake of all mankind, Yan Zihuan retorted, "You also act according to instinct, and you are also stupid!"

"I'm a devil, and my setting is that I'm very depraved and easy to be seduced!" Long Yi straightened up with a proud face, "Since it's such a coincidence that everyone is hard-nosed, why don't you come along?"

"...Go to hell!" Yan Zihuan was silent for a moment, walked to the swimming pool, threw Long Yi into the water, turned around and walked back to the house to close the door and lock it.

Taking out another box of matcha ice cream from the refrigerator, Yan Zihuan lay back on the sofa, picked up his phone angrily, opened Weibo, and searched for keywords Yan Zihuan.

Then I clicked on the little Huangwen just now, and looked at it...

"What kind of crap did you write!" Yan Zihuan was heartbroken, "Lawful! It's so obscene!"

So Yan Zihuan finished watching with a blushing face while cursing like this, and went to the comment area to read the comments...

A comment by a person whose ID is "The Doomsday Demon King" was praised as the most popular one. The content is so embarrassing that people can't help but want to cover their faces when they read it. However, the following comments are really full of replies besides praising the meat The "hahahaha embarrassment committed" by the Doomsday Great Demon King.

"..." Could this be the number of the mentally handicapped?Yan Zihuan endured the embarrassment and clicked on the account of "The Doomsday Demon King" to have a look. It was filled with all kinds of forwarded comments against Heizi, and the language style was very distinctive.

And the personal profile is still filled in - you are my little little forbidden fruit~

This is not Long Yi, I immediately gained ten catties!Yan Xiaopang quickly identified the owner of this ID, and His Majesty the Demon King successfully lost his horse!

With a slightly complicated mood, Yan Zihuan began to look at Long Yi's Weibo, wondering if Long Yi thought his way of speaking was particularly noble or something, he could obviously talk like a normal person but he didn't, he just started talking The whole thing looks like an emperor who traveled through the Middle Ages, and the released content is basically three things. One is to release various doomsday prophecies and plans to create chaos in the human world. Because the embarrassment overflowed the screen, no one believed it. The second is Forwarding and spraying Heizi and threatening with various secondary languages ​​such as "drag you to hell" and "tear your soul", and the third is various praises for Yan Zihuan, such as "I will always be fascinated by my lovely queen" , until the lava in hell cools down", "The queen eats biscuit crumbs on her clothes very innocently, I love him even more", "The queen eats up all my magic power every day, even though I say I don't want to, but I feel very relieved in my heart. After all, he has been hungry for many years and is very miserable." "The queen likes to beat me. I pretended to be in pain to make him vent, but it didn't hurt at all. After all, I was His Majesty the Demon King" and "The queen's butt is really round and upright. I really want to touch him, but I can only sneak around while he is sleeping. Hey, where is the dignity of the royal family?"...

Yan Zihuan, who was originally moved by confusion in his heart, suddenly became as cold as ice again!

And who is the queen?

"...Damn, am I not a 'stupid slave'?" Yan Zihuan cursed softly, threw the phone aside and sat on the sofa expressionlessly for a while, absently playing with a small spoon for scooping up ice cream .

The entertainment industry is a very complicated place. Yan Zihuan has been in it for so long, and there is one reason that is very clear.

There are a lot of people in the world who greet you in front of you, but secretly pour dirty water on them and stab them with knives.

But Yan Zihuan had never seen anyone who did the opposite.

"This guy is ashamed to say that he is the devil king, and he can't even open a door." Yan Zihuan scratched his hair while talking to himself, suddenly jumped up from the sofa, and ran downstairs to open the door for Long Yi .

But there was no one in the pool, no one behind the door, no one in the yard.

"Yoho—stupid slave!" Long Yi was holding onto the window of Yan Zihuan's bedroom on the second floor, and one of his beautiful long legs was firmly hooked to the window eaves. It was obvious that he was about to successfully climb in, and he was so handsome in the sun. The trembling face smiled very proudly, "Do you think you can hold His Highness the Great Demon King? Haha! By the way, how about we make a bet? If I successfully flip in, you can kiss me."

"It's almost as good as I kicked you down!" Yan Zihuan was stunned for a moment, then rushed up to the second floor angrily.

This mentally handicapped man can't do without fighting!

When Yan Zihuan rushed into the bedroom in a hurry, one of Long Yi's feet just touched the floor of the bedroom. The warm summer wind was wrapped in the smell of flowers, and the white curtains were blown up and down. On the windowsill, a pair of beautiful dark red eyes were shining brightly, the corners of the lips were raised, and the bright and straightforward smile was like a boy: "Slave, I won, give me a kiss."

"..." Yan Zihuan clenched his fists and walked over slowly as if obsessed.

Perhaps, the sun is too good.

Maybe……

"Twice to come in is to kiss twice." Long Yi suddenly stretched his legs out of the window sill, and put them in again.

Yan Zihuan: ...

"Three kisses! Four kisses! Five kisses!" His Majesty the Demon King was very greedy. He stretched out his long legs, put them in, stretched them out, let them in!The frequency is very fast! "Six kisses, seven kisses..."

"Long Yi!" Yan Zihuan went completely berserk, "You are sick—"

"Huh?" Long Yi looked in surprise at Yan Zihuan, who had an extremely bitter expression, and explained weakly, "I, I'll play, anyway, you won't really kiss."

"I..." Yan Zihuan was silent for a moment, then raised his hand and pushed Long Yi down, "Die you!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh—" Long Yi tragically fell on the lawn on the first floor, and did not forget to dub a voice for himself, "Paji!"

Yan Zihuan: Pfft.

"You'll die if you fall." Yan Xiaopang quickly suppressed his smile, and closed the window ferociously.

A week is up soon, and Wu Lie has completed all the entry procedures for Meng Fan. From this day onwards, until he finds conclusive evidence that the demons that cause chaos in the human world are controlled by other people, Meng Fan will He will continue to work for the Monster Hunter Association as Wu Lie's deputy.

Before going out, Meng Fan sprayed perfume on himself.

Because Wu Lie's nose is too sharp, it's really annoying to always talk about things like sulfur smell.

"Baby..." Yan Yi didn't know when he stood behind Meng Fan, sucked his nose, and complained, "You don't smell so good on a date with me."

"Work needs to understand." Meng Fan was serious.

"I'll miss you." Yan Yi hugged Meng Fan's waist from behind, with a strong nostalgia in his voice, as if he had been separated for several years.

"I'll be back at night." Meng Fan put his hands on Yan Yi's and comforted him obediently.

Yan Yi lowered her head, kissed Meng Fan's back from top to bottom, and murmured aggrievedly: "If I don't see you for a minute, you will think, what should I do..."

"I'll be back as soon as I get off work." Meng Fan was also very reluctant to part with her handsome husband, and said in a crooked way, "I won't miss a minute or a second."

The two of them seemed to be acting in a Qiong Yao drama!

"...By the way," Meng Fan looked up at Yan Yi in the mirror who was well-dressed, as if he was going out on a date while he was away, "You want to go out later?"

"If you don't go out, I'll wait for you at home." Yan Yi looked at the mirror and smiled nicely, "When you have something to call me, I should look better, so I can't embarrass my Doctor Meng, right?"

Speaking of this, the two of them thought of Long Yi who was accidentally summoned to the yard by Yan Zihuan while taking a bubble bath in the bathtub a few days ago...

That picture...

Meng Fan: Pfft.

Yan Yi: Hahaha!