24 in 1

"I'm sorry." Yan Yi let go, touched Meng Fan's forehead affectionately with his forehead, and said in a deep voice, "I can't do anything because I don't want to share you with anyone."

"It's okay!" Meng Fan quickly waved his hands with a serious face, trying to make himself not look so hungry and thirsty, and said incoherently, "I didn't want to do anything with you, okay, I can solve it myself! We haven't officially started yet." As for dating, I'm not such a casual succubus..."

Yan Yi leaned on his forehead and laughed, revealing a mouthful of teeth as white as a wild beast, anxiously and helplessly said: "If they weren't here, I would definitely beat you hard, hard..."

"Shut up!" Meng Fan cut off the conversation instantly.

"But will there be such a day for the two of us?" Yan Yi asked in a low voice after being silent for a moment, suddenly becoming bewildered and helpless like a child, calm and calm as if the sky had fallen under the quilt in the blink of an eye Kung Fu disappeared without a trace.

"Of course there will be, I'm so powerful!" Meng Fan felt his soft little heart was hit instantly, he raised his head and stared seriously at Yan Yi's eyes, his eyes were bright and firm, "So you have to cooperate with Dr. Meng in the treatment. "

"...Okay, Doctor Meng." Yan Yi smiled and blinked, and that calm demeanor returned in an instant.

"Then I'll go back to the bedroom first." Meng Fan clutched his butt and walked back step by step, the terrible wet feeling between his fingers made him so ashamed that he wanted to teleport! "Don't look for me today, and don't talk to me." Because at the full moon, when you see someone you like, you can't hold it back. It sounds so sad to be exhausted by yourself!

"I obey, baby." Yan Yi folded his five fingers lazily on his temples, smiled and gave a military salute, and said softly, "You smell so good."

Fuck it!Meng Fan cursed secretly and retreated to the door, turned around and slid like a rabbit.

Yan Yi went to the window and opened it, letting the cool night wind cool down her hot mind. This feeling of seeing but not eating is simply...

But as the saying goes, those who seduce people are always being teased, and Mr. Yan, who can't swallow people after he put them into his mouth, deserves it all.

The sub-personalities said that everyone did not sympathize with this person!

And just as Meng Fan was tortured by the super-high concentration of hormones in his body, Fang Qi, who had a quarter of the succubus blood, was happily pointing to the full moon in the sky and said to Mr. Jiang: "Look! It's really round! "

Obviously not affected at all!

"Well, it's really round." Jiang Fei looked at him tenderly.

The little hamster ran to the fruit stand on the side of the road. The strawberries in season were big and red, and they were very sweet.

The street lamps made the shadows of the two people long and faint, and the night breeze was cool and quiet.

This evening, after the dinner time, Yan Yi, who ate a sumptuous meal comparable to a full banquet of Man and Han as usual, sat on the sofa and watched TV leisurely.

He maintained an average speed of 2 minutes per channel, switching back and forth between the news broadcast, the live broadcast of the basketball game, and the anti-Japanese drama. On the coffee table in front of him, there were three tablet computers side by side, one for Korean dramas, one for variety shows, and one for Japan. diffuse.

Here Ouba is saying goodbye to the heroine, while the Fantastic Five are tearing the devil apart.

Brother looks really psychotic!Yan Zihuan, who was sweating profusely on the treadmill, thought tangledly that he would live up to the setting of 24 split personalities at all!

"There are still 10 minutes." Jiang Fei stood aside to supervise and encourage, "The weight has basically reached the standard, and what we need to do now is to maintain it."

"Huh! Huh!" Yan Zihuan was as tired as a dead dog, protesting while running, "Since the goal is just to maintain, how come the amount of exercise is more than usual!"

Jiang Fei was stern and selfless: "That's because you've been stealing a lot lately."

"Not at all!" Yan Zihuan shamelessly denied, "There's evidence!"

Jiang Fei didn't talk nonsense with him, whistled and sprinkled a handful of dog food on the ground.

The Chihuahua rushed over from another room immediately, with three heads scrambling to eat dog food, and its thick tail flicked back and forth, almost touching Yan Zihuan's leg.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Yan Zihuan burst into tears, wishing so much that he really had a hydra that could face the three-headed dog head-on at this moment! "Hurry up and drive it away! Can't I just run away!"

Damn mean!

"Go." Jiang Fei threw a screaming chicken into the distance, and the Chihuahua happily chased after it, almost knocking over Meng Fan who was walking over with a huge fruit plate.

"Come and eat fruit." Meng Fan put a super luxurious large fruit plate with all kinds of fruits cut up on the tea table, and earnestly told Yan Yi, "You need to add more nutrition to fight against the disease."

Does mental illness also need to supplement nutrition?Yan Yi was amused by him, nodded and said: "Okay."

Seeing Yan Yi's smiling face, Meng Fan couldn't sit still immediately, and frowned, "Don't laugh."

Don't you know how handsome you are when you smile?

Yan Yi raised her eyebrows, and smiled politely: "Okay, baby."

"Don't call me baby!" Meng Fan said with a serious face.

Although today is the last quarter moon, the hormones in the body are only half of the full moon, but the little succubus will also catch fire if you tease her too much.

If a fire breaks out and cannot be extinguished, you have to DIY it yourself!

"Okay, don't yell with your mouth." Yan Yi nodded fondly, "I yelled in my heart."

"Hmph!" Meng Fan's heartbeat accelerated, so he had to put on a bad face to balance it.

Since the last time when they confessed their feelings to each other, Meng Fan kept a safe distance from Yan Yi in order not to be caught on fire, which was very awkward. The whole person almost "needs to be roughly pressed on the bed for a solid X meal to be able to honestly and awkwardly accept it." "Typical!

"By the way..." Yan Yi ate a strawberry and suddenly said.

"Don't talk." Meng Fan fought hard against the hormones in his body. I don't know if it's because of long-term dissatisfaction without real release, these hormones are becoming more and more disobedient, and there is a vague tendency to concentrate on counterattack .

Yan Yi laughed helplessly and said in a low voice: "I want to tell you that Fang Qi collected a courier for you this afternoon and left it at the door."

"Oh, the book I bought should have arrived." Meng Fan held his head high, went to the door to pick up the courier very sanctimoniously, then scurried back to his bedroom, unpacked the cardboard box hungrily, and took out a stick from inside. Huge electric fake jj, and a big bottle of lubricant as a gift from the store!

While removing the plastic film of the lubricant, Meng Fan murmured to himself in a low voice: "So the gift is lubricant. If I knew it, I would have replaced it with something else. I won't be able to use it at all. If I don't use it, it's almost like a river against the current, okay... "

"What is flowing upstream?" Yan Yi's magnetic and pleasant voice suddenly rang in Meng Fan's ear.

"Damn it, why are you walking so silently!" Meng Fan swished the fake jj and lubricant into the delivery box, and said ferociously, "What are you doing here?"

Yan Yi had a pure face: "I want to see the books you bought."

"Don't look at it, it doesn't look good at all!" Meng Fan was so ashamed that she almost turned pink from head to toe.

Yan Yi stared at the delivery box thoughtfully: "The book you bought is cylindrical?"

Meng Fan was awkwardly silent for five seconds: ...

Then Mr. Yan was kicked out for no reason!

At this moment when the whole family is enjoying family happiness, no one knows that on the other side of the world in California, USA, in the Montesiro Dam, which is known as the world's ten most spectacular potholes, there is a group of evil pioneers from hell who are coming from the deep... Bottomless, like going upstream in a flood tunnel connected to the netherworld...

"Hahahahaha—cough, bah! Death! Darkness! Killing! Cough cough, bah! I am the king of hell who brings boundless fear to mankind, the dragon... cough cough! Bah!" Full of ambition, he tried to rule Long Yi, the king of hell in the world, was completely washed out by the flood discharge of 48400 cubic feet per second by the Monte Cerro Dam, and became a mental illness. He couldn't even speak the lines he had rehearsed for several years for this day!

"I can't go up! Hydera!" Long Yi said hoarsely, feeling that he had been mentally retarded by the surging water, "How could the opening of the gate of hell be chosen in such a place!"

"It's not the ghosts of those monster hunters!" Hydera was very wronged, "They instigated humans to build the flood channel at the gate of hell!"

Long Yi still wanted to speak, but was rushed back to hell by an unusually violent current. His Royal Highness the Demon King's first invasion plan was in vain like this, which is very embarrassing!

The vanguard formed by Hydera and the big demons was also rushed back along with Long Yi, and the demons fell down on the sulfur mountain like a group of drowned chickens. Hydera wiped the water from his face and comforted him: "Your Majesty, it doesn't matter, how many times we Wear it a few times."

Although there is only one door to hell, there are many passages in time and space from hell to the world, leading to all parts of the world, and the location cannot be determined. Many known passages to hell are blocked by human beings with various bizarre means, such as Mongolia Desiluo Dam, another example...

Turkmenistan's perennially burning natural gas pit in Darvaza...

This naturally formed burrow is filled with a steady stream of natural gas and is ignited by the locals to burn day and night, but fire is much easier for demons to deal with than flood.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Long Yi jumped out of the natural gas pit with flames all over his body, feeling extremely sad and angry in his heart!

Damn humans are too cunning, can they happily occupy the world?

"Huh... this is okay." Hydera jumped out, rolled on the ground a few times, extinguished the flames, and looked around. "This should be the gate of hell in Turkmenistan."

"Very good, but why didn't the vanguard follow?" Long Yi glanced behind him.

Hydera was silent for a moment, and raised her hand to point to the big demons with black wings spread out in groups on the horizon: "They have already flown away."

Long Yi was dumbfounded: "Damn it, why don't you take me with you!"