[Comprehensive] Butterfly

Lan Fan thought that the meet and greet would probably be a party of gods, demons and monsters, but in fact it was about the same.It's just that there are not as many non-human beings out of the country and behind the scenes as imagined.

Apart from their two butterflies, a giant zombie, and an incarnation of a fairy, there are only two small supporting roles, a young girl in the form of a deer spirit. The big eyes and long eyelashes, which are three or four points similar to the prototype, are so pleasing, and it is hard not to be hit by the fluffy pet lovers.

The remaining one is more sad, but he looks clean and elegant with a handsome temperament, but he was originally a flower demon, but luckily the one who survived was a flower demon cultivated from a chrysanthemum.One of the four gentlemen among flowers, it was a good talk even more than ten years ago, but the world has changed too fast recently, plum blossoms have become "mildew flowers", and chrysanthemums have been ruined to the point where it is even more difficult to talk about it. What a melancholy boy, the result is that a group of "evil" girls intensified their sexual fantasies and made him even more irrelevant.

There is happiness in comparison.

Seeing this, Lan Shan felt that it was nothing to pretend to be tender, at least he hadn't been used as a metaphor for some kind of multifunctional human organ, and being a butterfly was simply too blissful.

Said it was a meet and greet, a group of non-human beings who acted on their own nature happily ran to have dinner after meeting.

The dinner party is in the mansion of the zombie empress, and the empress herself cooks and eats hot pot.

Blue Fan and Blue Wing belonged to the boss's direct subordinates, and they belonged to the "young" ones who were capable and "young" and who were the best to command. They ran around all day, and they were really not very familiar with this lady.Hearing her name and watching her person, it is impossible to associate this queen-level figure with such a virtuous and virtuous thing as washing hands and making soup.

In fact, Niangniang's craftsmanship is at its peak.

Lan Shan was almost stunned to see this zombie lady didn't even save a knife, just flicked her nails, and within a few breaths, several large plates were covered with slices of beef, mutton and fish as thin as cicada's wings, it was amazing, but having said that , Is the sliced ​​meat really edible?

For an authentic foodie like Lan Fan, the question of whether he will be poisoned to death has never been entangled for three seconds.

A group of non-human beings ate spicy hot pot in a very down-to-earth manner, and took out spirit wine to drink with it.

From the legend of White Snake to Liao Zhai, human stories always say that those monsters will lose their minds after drinking a few cups, and show their true colors in a drunken state.

It's all bullshit.

After surviving the weak nascent stage, after a long time of cultivation and finally being able to transform into a qualified human body, how many cups of wine brewed by mortals are poured down?What do you do with so much hard work?

Even the deer essence with the worst cultivation can drink the spirits of the world as water.

But spirit wine is different.

This is the good thing that will really make them get drunk and improve their cultivation base.

The Zombie Lady's collection must be a good one. After a few drinks, I started to feel a little drunk. As soon as I started to feel light and light, a few non-humans who were not very familiar with each other and whose identities were very different began to gossip. stand up.

The zombie empress is worthy of the image of a queen, she generously dedicated her black history, and began to show off her famous works.

The name of the zombie empress is Shi Danzhu, which is not counted as a stage name, because the name on her "legal certificate" is also the same, but it is not her real name. In the era when the zombie empress was born, girls did not have such a thing as a name.

Shi Niangniang is a flying zombie, a huge zombie that can only be cultivated in a thousand years according to legend. In addition to the gods and demons that do not melt into bones, which are born of unnatural changes, resentment in the world, and gathering anger, zombies that are cultivated from human corpses, Fei Zang can be said to be proud of himself and stand at the top of the food chain.

It is not accurate to say that it is a millennium zombie. Even Shi Niangniang is not clear about her age.It's just that from birth to death, when you open your eyes and get up from the darkness of infinite hatred, the world has already changed, not to mention enemies, even the offspring of enemies are dead.

After eating and drinking, I ran to the audio-visual room and watched the disc that Shi Niangniang dug out. It was the script written by Yue Lao and based on Shi Niangniang's personal experience. The two became popular for the first time when they cooperated It was only after becoming famous that Lan Fan knew that Shi Niangniang was really a model of a virtuous and virtuous woman who lived in an IKEA.

Not only that, but she is a real princess.

Born in troubled times, even a royal princess is not much more valuable than a box of gold or a warehouse of grain.What's more, in that era, there was really no shortage of princes, big and small vassal states, today I swallow you, tomorrow he swallows me, not only to guard against the barbarians of neighboring countries, but also to guard against the retainers.Those who can be seen in the history books are considered lucky.

Shi Niangniang was the princess of a small vassal state who was unfortunately born in that era, and she was only used for the purpose of marrying for benefits.

Shi Niangniang thought that she was lucky, at least she didn't have to be married far away, but was only used to win over important ministers, whoever she married was not married, and being able to stay in her own country was already considered a good destiny.

Even if the original Shi Niangniang received a complete court education, she was a standard noble woman, and she was only thirteen or fourteen years old when she married. Live by your duty.

Until she keenly realized that her seemingly respectful but ambitious "beloved" was planning a conspiracy, and she didn't even have the chance to struggle to report the news, so she was strangled to death by that decisive and ruthless man.After death, she was treated as a sinful servant who made mistakes. She was wrapped in a straw mat and thrown out to expose her corpse in the wilderness without even a grave.

This is her misfortune, but also her great luck.

The domestic servant who was sent to abandon the corpse still had some instinctive respect for the royal family and nobles. He didn't dare to really let a princess be bitten by wild beasts like this after death, and he didn't dare to resist the master's wishes, so he threw her in the in a swamp.

If any yin and yang family would sigh at a glance, it is simply a good place to raise corpses.

So, after an unknown number of years, an immortal Shi Niangniang crawled out of the swamp soaked in hostility and corpse aura.

The best place produces the best, Shi Niangniang was a stiff from the beginning, she was not afraid of the sun at all, and her strength was tyrannical.

The enemy is dead, and I have the ugly appearance of being neither human nor ghost. The bloodthirsty hostility is completely suppressed by the woman's beauty-loving nature. He came out of the mountain only after being able to see people, and at this time, another thousand years had passed in the human world.

Not long after he came out of the mountain, he was picked up by Boss Jin, who was tricked into boarding a thief boat by the cunning businessman Boss Jin. A big flying zombie who might have brought bloody storms became a star in such a grandiose way, earning a lot of money and doing charity. A charity fund was set up to care for domestic violence women and vulnerable groups. Not only did they not commit any crimes, but they also accumulated a lot of merit. Although they couldn't ascend to the top, they were not far from Sanxian.

Off topic.

After watching this film, Lan Shan has a stomach full of troubles and doesn't know where to start.

This film completely tells the story of how a real white lotus noble girl turned black and finally achieved the achievement of the invincible Bawanghua.

The princess in the story discovered the conspiracy and fled wittyly. The news was delivered too late, but the royal family was still forced by the retainers to take over the palace and succeeded in destroying the old king. The princess, probably died somewhere long ago.Full of ambition, but the princess brought her private soldiers into the palace with the help of the previously buried manpower, wiped out the traitor in one fell swoop, and avenged her family.

The enemy has also been wiped out, the story is not over here, only her own princess is left in the clan, simply taking the whole world as a dowry, and successfully ascended to the position of queen of a big country.The next thing is a palace fight. In short, the final outcome is that the king of the great country was killed inexplicably. The princess changed from a queen to a queen mother. Became an uncrowned queen, and from then on she threw herself into the troubled times, living a very arrogant life with swordsmen and iron blood.

To be honest, the film is very good, well-made, the story is straightforward, and the actors are brilliant.It was very unconventional at the time, and red was a matter of course.But no matter how you look at it, this is basically the same as those self-satisfied YY articles on the Internet.

Lan Fanzui really said it very awkwardly.

Shi Niangniang waved her jade hand, "If I could go back in time, I would also like to be born again, and let that guy taste the taste of thousands of cuts, bruises and ashes. Who told me I don't have that ability. Fortunately, that guy is already dead. There is no ashes left, and I am still here. I laughed and said that the winner is the last one, left and right is a story, I can’t do what I love, I am a zombie who only has grievances but not corruption, and I haven’t had a drop of blood on my hands, so I’m not allowed I exhaled happily myself."

Niangniang, what you said is so reasonable, Xiaosheng is speechless.

The excitement was enough, Niang Niang boldly let them choose a room to live in, Lu Jing, the deer spirit, and Ju Mo, the chrysanthemum demon, readily accepted the invitation, and staggered upstairs to find a place to sleep.

Yuelao had already disappeared.

Lan Shan was reluctant to part with the master's breakfast, Lan Yi was sour after being neglected by Lan Shan for a long time, so he hurriedly put the still young Lan Shan into his arms, and hurried back to the garden.

As soon as he entered the small courtyard, Lan Yi put on him the talisman that could temporarily restore Lan Shan to his adult figure.

It's not easy to lose your temper with a limp little drunk.

Unexpectedly, Lan Fan became sticky after being half-drunk, hugging Lan Yi's neck to be lazy and coquettish, asking to be waited on for a bath.

Looking at him like that with big drunken watery eyes, and her limp body wrapped around him, Lan Yi's sour stomach immediately evaporated into some kind of anger.

Squinting his eyes, he exerted force on his hand, and like a gust of wind, the door of the bathroom was slammed shut.

The sound of rushing water gradually failed to cover up some extremely discordant sounds.

Regardless of how much water was wasted, the moon is bright and the stars are thin, tomorrow looks like a good weather.