help!How to approach people older than yourself, online, etc.

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Xi Yuan: All right.Cough cough, lovers start as friends, you can try to approach him actively, start with sayhi.

Luo Xiaofei: If someone I don't know takes the initiative to strike up a conversation, I think I will suffer from embarrassment.

Hu Yi: Good boy, don't talk to strangers.

Yuan Lu: I made up my mind, no.

Luo Xiaofei: Well~[cute]

Dong Zige: Take advantage of work to get closer.

Yuan Lu: There is no intersection at work.

Hu Yi: What does he do?You can ask him what he is good at, which can be said to be introduced by colleagues.

Yuan Lu: Development engineer.Ask for the code?I don't understand at all, the degree of difficulty is too high.

Luo Xiaofei: Don't you know anyone in common?Ask that person to help, set up a bureau or something.

Yuan Lu: No...According to observation, he basically works alone in the company.

Xi Yuan: You might as well pour him a glass of water!Pretending it wasn't intentional, she rushed forward to help him wipe the water, and took the opportunity to eat some tofu. [Silly laugh][Silly laugh][Silly laugh]

Luo Xiaofei: He said angrily, "Sao Nian, you managed to get my attention"

Xi Yuan: From then on, he took revenge on you, and you fell in love with each other and killed each other.

Xi Yuan: Oh, not bad~

Yuan Lu: It's my fault for coming to ask you guys for advice, the debt is cheap! ! ! (╯▔dish▔)╯

Xi Yuan: Luer, don't go... [Erkang Shou]

Yuan Lu: Get out! ! ! (￣Q￣)╯

Yuan Lu really couldn't laugh or cry, why did he make such a group of friends? It's really hopeless.

Just when Yuan Lu was at a loss, he received a mass email from the company.Roughly speaking, recently, an anonymous social software called "Secret" developed by the company has been launched on the market for only one month. The average downloads on each platform have exceeded 300 million times, and the number of registrations has reached 2000 million. It has received rave reviews.I hope everyone can experience it. It is best to find bugs and help the software to improve.Then the following is the introduction and download method of this software.

Yuan Lu is too familiar with this software.The company's products must be tested by his test team, and as one of the test managers, he will carefully study the experience before the product starts testing and then write the test case test plan. This "secret" is one of the projects he is currently testing .

"Secret", judging from the name, it is reminiscent of words such as secret and tree hole.Indeed, this software is to let users openly but anonymously talk about what they usually can't say.It reads your contact list and shows how many of your friends are signed up, but not who.You can guess who it is by the secret they sent, but you may not be able to guess it, because it is also linked to the contact list of registered friends, so it may also be sent by a friend of a friend.It has many different circles, you can choose to post your secrets in circles of friends, circles of interest, circles of industry and so on.Its positioning function also allows you to discover the secrets of people nearby.It has a comment function. If you send a message for help, once the number of viewers increases, many people will help you.

Yuan Lu slapped his head, why didn't he think of it!Since I registered, although I haven't posted any secrets, I have visited others every day, and sometimes I have left messages for others to ask for help.

Yuan Lu picked up the phone, opened the "secret", and with the mentality of trying it out, sent the above help-seeking secret to Moments.Then I got busy and didn't care about it anymore.until now.

Showing only 3 comments.

1L:

You can pretend to faint in front of him, choose a place where there are not too many people, such as an elevator or something.Girls, you still need to be careful.

2L:

Is it normal for a 33-year-old unmarried man?It is better to be careful when the mushrooms are cool.

3L:

Women chasing men's spacer yarn!

Well, everyone seems to think he's a girl.Since I sincerely want to get help, it is better to be more detailed.

Yuan Lu thought for a while and added a comment:

Add some information, I am GAY, not out of the closet yet.Whether the other party is GAY, not sure.I'm too busy today, so I didn't go to his side.Right now, I'm in the elevator, and he's sitting at a desk not far from him.He is very serious about his work. As long as I work overtime, I can always see him working overtime. I don’t work overtime often. I think he seems to work overtime often.I feel a little distressed, I really want to go up and talk to him, hey. ╮(╯-╰)╭

After sending, Yuan Lu raised his head and found that he had missed the elevator and the button was grayed out.He pressed the button again, turned around and looked at Huaqing, he had stopped moving, his chin was propped on his hands and he was looking straight into the distance with a thoughtful expression, his side face was still expressionless.

After returning home and lying on the bed after washing, Yuan Lu checked the comments again and found that there were more than 100 more comments:

4L (landlord)

Add some information, I am GAY, not out of the closet yet.The other party is not sure.I'm too busy today, so I didn't go to his side.Right now, I'm in the elevator, and he's sitting at a desk not far from him.He is very serious about his work. As long as I work overtime, I can always see him working overtime. I don’t work overtime often. I think he seems to work overtime often.I feel a little distressed, I really want to go up and talk to him, hey. ╮(╯-╰)╭

5L (circle of friends)

Fuck!There are real GAYs in my circle of friends!

6L

What's so strange about GAY, it's rare and strange upstairs.

7L

I am a rotten woman!Landlord look here! !Are you attacking?Do you accept it?The cutest year under attack × Uncle accepted ~ The landlord must not rebel against my CP...

8L

Homosexuality is disgusting, get out!Scourge!

9L

Fuck you are disgusting upstairs!What's wrong with being gay?Did it hurt you? !You just get out! !

10L

Upstairs!I am also a rotten woman!I am also young...

11L

Well, I'm 10L, I'm in 7LOTL, your whole family is disgusting at 8L! ! !

12L

I'm 7L, 10L, let's be friends...

……

89L

33 years old and still unmarried?It's not that Ben's psychology is not normal.

……

113L

7L has been reported, no thanks.

114L

In fact, homosexuality is nothing, keep a neutral state.It may seem difficult to make two parallel lines intersect, but it is actually not difficult, it is just a lack of opportunities.

115L

I'm Lala, let's be girlfriends, landlord~

116L

Don't chase! ! !If he is a straight man, you will be finished! ! !Straight men are toxic Straight men are toxic Straight men are toxic! ! !

……

Yuan Lu felt speechless after reading these comments.It seems that his latest update attracted a lot of rotten women.No matter where this miraculous creature goes, it can quickly find a group and huddle together. He seems to have seen countless Xi Yuan gathered together, it's a crooked organization!

He has also never ignored the slanderous remarks about homosexuality.

After refreshing, there is another comment:

116L (circle of friends)

Ask the landlord two questions:

1. If he is straight, even married or has a girlfriend, are you going to bend him?

2. If he is crooked, assuming that you will be happy with each other in the future, but you said that you have not come out, he may not come out, can you guarantee your future?

Yuan Lu stared blankly at this comment from Moments.Although he has not come out of the closet, his parents have never cared much about his feelings. Although many people around him were urged to marry by their parents when they were around 25 years old, his parents told him frankly that as long as he is happy, it is fine. So he has no pressure to be forced to marry for the time being.He had imagined many scenarios of coming out, the worst being not being accepted and kicked out of the house, which he had already mentally prepared for when he recognized his sexual orientation.It's just that he won't choose to come out rashly, and he will count on every day.

Now, he only thinks about how to get close to Huaqing, but he forgot what to do if he is really straight.He has always respected straight men and stayed away from them.As said in the comments, straight men are the best, and too many people fall into the hands of straight men and end in tragedy.Unexpectedly, this time, I was careless.Before his protection alarm sounded, Huaqing had already broken into his heart.

Maybe it's too late to give up now?Yuan Lu smiled wryly, he is not a entangled person, but he will not give up easily, but now he really doesn't know what to do.After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out why, Yuan Lu looked at his watch, it was almost 23:30, he decided to turn off the lights and go to sleep.Close your eyes, your mind is full of Hua Qing's blurred side face under the dim light, is he still working overtime?

the second

Two days later, in the morning, Yuan Lu stood beside the water dispenser in the pantry with a dazed expression.It is said that there are thoughts in the day and dreams in the night, and he dreams of Huaqing again, and it is still a spring dream!Several hours have passed since I woke up, and I still haven't recovered.

"Aren't you taking water?"

A small voice sounded behind him.

Yuan Lu was startled, and turned around to see Hua Qing looking at him with his head tilted.Then, the glass in his hand dropped.

not good!There's still leftover coffee in the cup from last night!

He hurriedly wanted to catch it, but the cup hit the back of his hand, the coffee splashed out, and fell to the ground.

"Bang!"

Yuan Lu really woke up now, he suddenly remembered the conversation in the group a few days ago, and shouted in his heart, "Fuck! Xi Yuan, you crow mouth!"

He looked up and saw that Huaqing's black T-shirt and dark blue jeans were wet and dripping wet.Looking at myself again, I am not much better, my shirt and pants are dirty.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Yuan Lu said, and quickly turned around, took a tissue from the table, and applied it to Hua Qing's body to wipe him.

Hua Qing suddenly took a step back, but because the tea room was too small, he retreated to the wall in one step.

Yuan Lu held a tissue, didn't wipe it, didn't wipe it, and stood awkwardly.

"I'm sorry, I'm not