[Gintama] This is true love

The main street of Kabukicho is bustling with people coming and going, but what is different from usual is that they all wear afro on their heads, and lumps of fluffy afro hair have become the new street scene of Kabukicho.

"Good afternoon, everyone on earth!" Suddenly, all the screens on the street changed.

"What is that? It's pitch black. Is the TV station broken?" Pedestrians looked at the black screen and asked suspiciously.

"Idiot! Stay away from the camera, or they won't be able to see anything!" A shout came from the TV screen.

"Okay, okay, sir!" A picture slowly appeared on the TV screen, and all the people on Earth saw a big curly hair appearing on the TV.

"Earth humans, we are the afro celestial beings of the afro-vs planet, and I would like to inform all stupid earth humans that you have been controlled by the explosive brain wave controller we made. Don't try to resist us, otherwise the explosive head will burst into a strong electric wave Heat up your brains and explode, hahahaha, our army will arrive in the sky over Edo in two hours, you just accept the rule of our Afro people, people on Earth!" The afro on the TV laughed loudly He spoke, although he still couldn't tell where his voice came from, but what he said was enough to make all human beings terrified.

When the TV screen was turned off, all the people wearing the afro panicked. They reached out and tried to tear off the afro on their heads, but they couldn't do it no matter how hard they tried.

"What's going on, this wig can't be taken off!"

"It hurts, I can't pull it off, it seems to grow together with the hair!"

"It can't be helped if you shave it, it will grow out by itself, what's going on?"

"No, I don't want my head blown off by an exploding head!"

The humans on the street were in a mess. They screamed and pulled on their afro, but they couldn't get the wig off.

"It can't be done... This time the earth is really going to be over, and so are we..." Many people fell to the ground in despair, their faces full of lifelessness.

"Who said that the earth will not be finished so easily!" Suddenly, a female voice interjected into the middle of the desperate crowd.

"Who is it?" All the desperate people looked towards the direction of the voice, and saw that on the other side of the street, a beautiful woman with long black hair walked over carrying a tall silver-haired man. Follow a group of people.

"Stand up, I have a way to save you from the control of the afro, you all line up, don't fight, I will get all your afro off." It was Gang Cangzhu who spoke, with a smile on her shoulder. It was Sakata Gintoki who was carrying him in a coma.

And behind her are Kagura, Shinpachi, Hijikata, Sogo, Kondo, Yamazaki and others.

After hearing what Gang Cangzhu said, all the passers-by looked at me and I looked at you. Although they were still puzzled, they all lined up and stood in front of her in the end.

"Well, Miss, how are you going to help us take down this afro?" The middle-aged man in the first row asked suspiciously.

"This, it's very simple, we have a secret weapon here." Gang Cangzhu smiled, and put down the silver time on his shoulder: "Did you see, this is the latest hair removal machine - natural volume. "

"..." The middle-aged man.

"What natural roll number? No matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary natural roll number!" the middle-aged man shouted.

"No, no, don't underestimate the natural volume, he is a very powerful hair remover, Kagura-chan." Okakuratake turned his head and nodded to Kagura, indicating that she can act.

"Got it! The natural volume is on!" Kagura nodded, she jumped over and grabbed Gintoki's hand and swung it directly at the afro on the middle-aged man's head.

With a click, the wig on the middle-aged man's head fell to the ground.

"Huh? My wig fell off, that's great!" the uncle said happily, stroking his normal head.

"Okay, next." Okakuratake said to the last one.

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"Ah, okay, I'm next." A young girl came up, and Okakura took the wig off her head easily with his hand holding Yinshi.

Because there were more and more people queuing up, Okakuratake asked Shinpachi to take her place, and she went to maintain the order of the team. Then Shinpachi and Kagura respectively controlled Gintoki's two-handed division of labor. With cooperation, the team became two long rows.

"Deputy Chief, everyone in the Shinsengumi has also put on that afro. I'll go back and call them over to use the natural curling hair remover together." Yamazaki said, looking at Hijikata who was standing beside him smoking a cigarette.

"Ah, you go." Tufang nodded and agreed.

Yamazaki ran back immediately, leaving Hijikata, Kondo, and Sogo standing aside watching Shinpachi, Kagura, and Okakuratake deal with the Afro on the street.

"There are more and more people, and there is only one hair removal machine. Can we really solve all of them before the arrival of the Afro star?" Sougo said looking at the long queue.

"I don't know, try to solve as much as you can." Tufang said, exhaling a smoke ring.

There are more and more people queuing in front of the Gintoki hair removal machine (hey!), and there are a lot of gangsters in Kabukicho. They start to make trouble while queuing up and want to jump in line. When seeing such people, Okakuratake directly In the past, when all the jumpers were dealt with by violence, all the people in line were three feet away from her, because her smiling expression with blood on her face was really terrifying.

"Okay, next." Shinpachi heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the troublemakers hadn't solved it, so that they could move faster.

Walking up next was a young man with a normal-looking young hair.

"Hey, sir, you don't seem to be controlled by the afro?" Shinpachi asked suspiciously.

The young man's face turned red all of a sudden, and then he slowly unbuttoned his clothes, exposing his chest and said shyly: "Because my girlfriend wants me to be more masculine, so I put the explosive head on my chest, no I can’t think of taking it off.”

"..." Xinba.

What the hell is this!Why do you wear an explosive head on your chest!

On the other side, Okakuratake and Kagura have changed shifts. Below is Kagura to maintain the order of the team, while she is here to remove the hair.

When the Okakura group grabbed the silver, the arm turned down and said to a person: "Sir, hurry up, it's your turn."

The next one was a fat middle-aged man, he was sweating profusely and looked embarrassed, after Okakuratake took the afro off his head, the middle-aged man still didn't leave.

"Sir, your afro has been removed, hurry up and let the next gentleman come up." Gang Cangzhu looked at the middle-aged man and said.

"Wait! Actually, I still have an afro in one place." The middle-aged man said in a panic.

"Huh?" Okakura looked at him suspiciously. Is this another person who wears an explosive head on his chest?

The middle-aged man blushed and unbuttoned his clothes, and there was not a single hair on his fat chest. Gang Cangzhu was very puzzled, isn't there nothing?

In the next moment, the middle-aged man raised his arms, and two big curly hairs burst out from his armpits...

"..." Okakuratake.

Why do these people wear explosive heads in such a strange place!It's strange to think that there is so much hair in that kind of place!

Gang Cangzhu twitched his mouth and looked at the middle-aged uncle standing in front of her with his arms stretched upwards. She took a deep breath and decided to go forward and take the afro under his armpit, anyway, she didn't take it with her own hands... …

After dealing with the middle-aged man, Okakuratake wiped the sweat off his face, hoping that the next one won't be the one who wears the explosive head in the strange position.

"Next," she said weakly.

An acquaintance stood in front of her, it was Kondo Isao, and seeing his shy expression, she had a bad feeling.

No, no!Did he wear the exploding head in that place? !

"Wait, wait..." Just as she was about to reach out to stop her, Kondo had already unbuttoned his clothes and took off his pants, revealing his mosaic-slapped ass.

"Ah! Pervert!" His actions scared away the young women in the team.

"Ah, I'm sorry, after my butt hair was shaved, I always felt a little uncomfortable, so I took an explosive headband and put it on my buttocks, can you help me get it together?" Kondo shook Said the mosaic ass.

"..." Okakuratake silently turned her head to look at Shinpachi who was also silent, she patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and said, "Shinpachi, I'll leave it to you."

"Huh? Why me? Ms. Okakura, he is queuing at your side." Shinpachi said in panic.

"Are you kidding me, Xinbaji, you are a man, of course it is most convenient for you, the same sex, to do this kind of thing." Okakuratake said.

"Speaking of the same sex, Hijikata-san should be more suitable than me, after all, the relationship between Hijikata-san and Kondo-san is closer!" Shinpachi turned to look at Hijikata and said.

"Cough, cough, cough." Tufang was choked by the smoke all of a sudden, and when he saw that the trouble was on him, he quickly began to excuse himself: "What's the reason for this? Why is it me? Speaking of it, I realize that you haven't always If you really want to be the deputy chief, then you can do it, this is also a step towards the throne of deputy chief." Hijikata turned to look at Sougo and said.

"How come, after all, the current deputy chief is you, Mr. Hijikata, so of course it is most suitable for you to do this kind of thing, and it is very simple to step towards the throne of deputy chief, as long as you kill the deputy chief." Satoru said innocently, blinking his big red eyes.

"What an easy way, bastard! Do you want to be hacked to death by me?" Hijikata looked at Sougo angrily and said.

"Souwu, Shishi, you are all good, come and help me get the afro off!" Over there, Kondo, who was pouted with a mosaic, turned around and shouted at the two of them.

"Boss Kondo, please wait for a while, I will come to help you after I kill Mr. Hijikata." Sougo shouted to Kondo.

"Very well, before that, let me kill you brat." Tufang also grinned grimly and drew out his knife.

The two immediately got into a fight, and those in the back started to complain.

"What the hell are you doing up front? Are you finished?"

"Action, don't waste our time!"

"That's right, the afro star is coming soon, can you hurry up?"

"Yeah yeah!"

"faster!"

"Move fast, the ones in front!"

Listening to those complaints, Okakuratake and Shinpachi looked at each other, they looked at Kondo's mosaic and then at the people behind.

I really don't want to touch that kind of thing!

"What should I do? Ms. Okakura?" Shinpachi asked.

"What should I do... Now we have to get rid of the perverted orangutan first." Okakuratake looked at Kondo and said.

But the problem is that no one wants to go up now!

"Sure enough, you wouldn't be able to do without me."

This voice is...?Okakuratake and Shinpachi turned their heads at the same time, and saw that Yinshi, who had been in a coma before, had woken up, and he pulled his arm out of their arms.

"Ah, it stinks! How many times have you touched the scalp of the good-for-nothing uncle with my hands? Yin-sang, my hands are full of uncle's smell now." Yinshi shook his hand in disgust.

In fact, that's because you have uncle smell, Okakuratake complained in his heart.

"Yin-sang, it's bad! There's still a gorilla smelling more terrifying than the good-for-nothing uncle!" Shinpachi looked at Yinshi and said anxiously.

Yinshi subconsciously inserted his fingers into his nostrils, and the next moment he pulled them out and complained: "Ah, my fingers smell so bad, Yinsang, I can't even pick my nose."

After speaking, he strode up to Kondo and looked down at him. Seeing Gintoki approaching him, Kondo was very excited. He shook his mosaic arm and said, "Wanshiwu, help me take off the afro on my ass!"

Yinshi looked down at Kondo's mosaic-covered arm, a ghostly smile appeared on his face, and he said with a light smile, "Okay."

Then, under Kondo's expectant gaze, he quickly kicked Kondo's ass and sent him flying.

"Ahhh! Why?" Kondo wailed like this and flew into the sky and turned into a shining star...

"Listen well, children in front of the TV and computer, don't be polite next time you encounter a pervert who shows your naked body, just kick and fly away." Yin Shi clapped his hands and turned to point at Gang Cangzhu and the others put on a handsome pose and said.

"..." Okakuratake.

Why is this good-for-nothing always the most handsome in such a strange point!

The author has something to say: Mumuda, thank you for the two soulmates at the same table and Tarim Kaka who gave me thunder today.

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