[Gintama] This is true love

Oedo TV's current affairs bulletin, anchor Kusano Hitoyoshi.

"Good morning, viewers, this is Oedo TV's morning newsletter. Recently, there has been a sudden wave of head explosions in various parts of Edo, and even everyone in the Shinsengumi, a special police organization in the shogunate, has followed this wave of head explosions. , now let us follow our reporter Yuye to learn about this afro trend."

The camera changes, and Yukino appears on the streets of Kabukicho.

"Good morning, viewers, good anchor Kusano, I'm Yuno, and I'm on the Kabukicho street in Edo, you can see that all the pedestrians around me are wearing an afro, I'm very strange, this Why did this outdated hairstyle of the last century suddenly become popular in Edo again? Now let us randomly interview passers-by and listen to their opinions." Yukino took the microphone and began to randomly select pedestrians on the road.

"Hi, excuse me, we want to interview you, is that okay?" Yukino asked the male passer-by who was drawn with a smile.

The male passerby who was drawn blushed when he saw Yuye, and he said tremblingly, "But... yes..."

"Sir, may I ask why you like afro?" Yukino asked.

"This is because I saw other people wearing afro, so I followed suit, because it's a trend, if you don't keep up, people will say you're stupid." A male passer-by said.

"Okay, thank you sir, let's interview the next one." Yukino said and began to interview the next passerby.

For several minutes, she interviewed passers-by wearing afro heads.

"Why do you like afro? Recently, women like this hairstyle. Our host exists to make women happy, so we can wear afro to satisfy women's preferences." Afro Kuangshilang.

"Huh? Isn't it natural to wear an afro? Afro is justice!" Afro Dongchengbu.

"Afro is art and everyone's hope. After having Afro, I don't think it doesn't matter if I don't have a job." Afro Taizo Hasegawa.

"Afro? It was given to me by my younger brother. After wearing it, I feel like my whole body exploded. Afro is really a good hairstyle." Afro A Miao.

……

The camera switches back to Yukino.

"Every audience has seen the results of the interview. Afro is an unstoppable trend now, but the popularity is always temporary. I don't know how long this trend of afro will last. Let us wait and see. I also bought an afro on the recommendation, let me experience the latest afro style too." After finishing speaking, Yukino took the wig from the cameraman and put it on his head...

"Anchor Yuino, what's the matter with you?" Kusano Hitoshi asked suspiciously after seeing Yuino's silence.

"It's great! Afro is really the best hairstyle in the world, the highest artistic achievement!" Yukino was excited all of a sudden, she rushed to the camera and grabbed the camera and shouted: "Everyone please come Try an exploding head!"

"..." The scene quickly switched to the anchor hall of Oedo TV Station.

Kusano Hitoshi wiped the sweat off his head and continued to host the following news: "Okay, let's move on to the next news."

Dip, the TV was turned off, and a room full of Afro sat neatly at the conference table, and they all focused on the factory manager standing in front of the screen.

The Afro sitting on the conference table are Okakuratake, Gintoki, Kagura, Shinpachi, Kondo, Hijikata, Okita, Yamazaki and so on.

Hibiya, the factory manager, looked at the row of afro heads sitting in the audience with satisfaction: "Everyone is a good afro maker in the factory and has made great contributions to our factory. Now, we invite the best afro heads in the factory to make The author—Miss Okakura came up and said a few words."

Clap clap, there was a burst of neat applause, everyone looked at Gang Cangzhu who was sitting in the front row, being watched by so many eyes, Gang Cangzhu was not at all stage frightened, she stood up, walked to the screen and coughed softly Then start the speech.

"There is only one element I want to say about the afro, and that is - the afro must be able to explode!" Okangzhu disappeared after finishing this sentence.

"Um...Miss Okakura, is that all? Don't you have anything else to say? For example, what is the point of making an afro head?" Hibiya Factory Manager asked with a smile.

"Didn't I mention the main point of production, that is to make people explode." Okakuratake said.

"Who can understand such a general statement! You need to talk about how to make it to make it feel explosive!" Hibiya roared.

Okakuratake lowered his head and thought for a while, then raised his head and said solemnly: "That is to make every hair explode, and when they are combined, they will explode even more."

"I think it's your brain that has exploded, Miss Okakura, go down." The factory manager said weakly.

Okang Cangzhu shrugged and sat back, she was telling the truth.

"Okay, that's the end of today's meeting. Everyone should work hard to make Afro today. Let's shout the daily slogan." Hibiya raised his hands after speaking.

"Afro, long live!" All the people shouted in unison.

wrong?Something always feels wrong?After the meeting, Okangzhu took the lead out of the meeting room and went to the bathroom. She looked at herself in the mirror wearing an afro, and always felt a little strange...

Why do you like exploding heads?

[Drip——The idea of ​​resistance appeared, and the brainwashing program was implanted again. 】

The next moment, Okakuratake felt that something had been forcibly implanted in her brain, and when she looked carefully at the mirror again, she felt that the afro was super beautiful.

This situation seems to have happened many times. Whenever she felt that the afro was very dirty and wanted to take it off, she found that her head was out of control and she couldn't do it anyway.

Gang Cangzhu tried to put her hands on the afro to tear off the wig, but her fingers couldn't move, she couldn't do it at all.

"Huh... so strange, there must be something wrong with this wig, but I can't do anything about it at the moment." Okangzhu sighed, she put down her hands and looked in the mirror.

What do you think, she looks silly with an afro on.

But there are people who are more stupid than her, such as...

"Bamboo sauce, look at how my afro is doing, I plan to name it Rosse Lu!" Kagura dangled a wig in front of Okakuratake, with big blue eyes sparkling glow.

"Miss Okakura, look at my top. Does it look like a mead? In fact, it's called a mead!" The Kondo gorilla also squeezed over with a wig.

Okakurazhu raised her head lazily. She was selected by the factory manager as the foreman because she made the afro quickly and well, and she specially supervised the work progress of each group. Because of this, many people like to get the wigs after making the wigs. She came in front of her and asked some technical questions about making an afro, like the idiots in front of her now.

She took a look at the wig in Kagura's hand and said, "Kagura-chan, your wig is not suitable to be called Rosse, it is more suitable to be called Hart."

"Isn't it to monitor the quality of the wig? Why is there a problem with the name of the wig in the end!" Shinpachi couldn't help complaining.

"Shinpachi, you don't understand this. Afro is art. Since it is art, it must have a matching name." Kondo raised his head and said proudly. After finishing speaking, he handed the afro to Okakuratake to ask : "Miss Okakura, do you think the name of my wig is appropriate?"

Okakuratake took the wig from Kondo's hand, and then her expression suddenly became solemn: "It's incredible, this wig."

"Huh? What?" Kondo asked curiously.

"This wig is so perfect, ah! This beautiful curly radian, I know, this is the wig worn by Galileo in the past, it perfectly covers up the defects on Galileo's head, its real name should be Galileo ah!"

"What is that? Why can an afro pull out so much past!" Shinpachi roared.

"Really? This wig is so amazing, it's great, isn't it galileo, it was once worn on such a great person's head, it's really an amazing wig." Kondo said happily.

"Miss Okakura, what about my wig? Come take a look at the wig in my hand." At this time, Okita also came over with a wig.

"This is it!" Okakuratake's expression became serious again, and she threw off the galileo wig in her hand.

"Ah! My galileo!" Kondo rushed to save his wig.

Okakuratake took the wig from Okita's hand and began to look at it carefully: "That's right! This wig used to be the wig that accompanied Aristotle for a lifetime. This wig is so beautiful, every arc is shining with dead hair follicles." Aristotle's miserable agony, so beautiful!"

"How wonderful is that kind of memory!" Shinpachi said feebly.

"Ah, my wig accidentally fell over here, Azhu, did you see it?" At this time, Gintoki walked over pretending to be inadvertent, and just in front of Okakuratake, a bunch of curly hair fell down. hair.

"This wig is worthless at all. It's just a cheap wig that smells like waste wood. This wig should be called Sakata Gintoki." Okakuratake glanced at it and said.

"Asshole! Can't you take a closer look, and why is the name of curly hair called Sakata Gintoki? Is Yinsang my existence worth only a wig?" Gintoki said angrily.

"That's right, Yin-chan, your existence is the same as Xinbaji, from the soul to the hair follicles, it's a curly Aru." Kagura said while picking her nose and looking at Yinshi contemptuously.

"Who said that! Yin-sang, my real hair is not so curly, huh? Speaking of which, what is my real hair like?" Yin Shi said and put his hand on the afro on the top of his head, he took it lightly, The afro was removed, revealing his silver curls.

Am I mistaken, why does that silver hair with natural curls take off the afro so easily?When Gang Cangzhu looked at Yin Shi in shock, she tried for a long time but couldn't take off the afro, why did the natural curly take off the afro so easily? Could it be that the curls repel each other?

"No way! My hair is growing out, and the Gintama production team moved so fast, I said that they can't let the male lead wear that Krillin hairstyle all the time." Here, Gintoki happily patted his head The newly grown curly hair is in high spirits.

"So, our hair should grow out too." Shinpachi said, reaching out to pull off the afro on top of his head, but found that no matter how much he pulled, he couldn't pull off his afro.

"Huh? What's going on, why can't you take it off?" Shinpachi said, pulling the afro even harder.

Kagura and Kondo also began to try to pull the afro head, and they, like Shinpachi, couldn't take the afro head off.

"Don't waste your time." At this time, the Hibiya factory manager came over, looked at the people pulling the afro and said with a sneer, "You can't take these afro off."

"What's going on here?" Okakuratake asked.

"Do you really think this is a simple afro? Let me tell you, this is a special explosive mind wave controller made by 'afro-vs star'. People who wear this wig will be slowly brainwashed by the afro, and it is impossible to take it. Those who come down, you don’t need to waste your efforts, hahahaha, the earth will be gradually invaded by afro and become the territory of afro stars.” Hibiya said with a big smile.

"Director, your afro has fallen off." Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the manager's back and removed the wig from his head.

The factory manager's eyes widened suddenly, and when he turned his head and saw Yin Shi's silver curly hair, he was shocked: "That, that is supernatural curly hair, the nemesis of the Afro star, super natural curly hair! It's terrible! "

The author has something to say: the first update, and the second update will be sent immediately.

Yinsang's curly soul, Chapter 470 of the manga, curly hair and mayonnaise swap bodies, I laughed so hard.

ps. I apologize to the galileo and aristotle who were spoofed by me in this chapter, and the two masters are sorry!As for Gilgamesh, which will be mentioned in the next chapter... King Winky has been spoofed many times anyway, and I'm not one of them (hey!), well, it's better to say that King Winky is sorry.