[Gintama] This is true love

The Love Choriss World's No. [-] Martial Arts Competition is not a contest, nor a martial arts contest, but a competition of love.

love what?love you lovechoriss...

On the day of the competition, Okang Cangzhu brought Jin Shi to the competition venue of the World's No. [-] Martial Arts Competition. As soon as she entered the door, she saw a bunch of otaku who were full of Two-dimensional things. Flooded inside the wooden door.

That is the official competition venue of the World's No. [-] Martial Arts Association.

Just like the last time on the street, the pair of Okakuratake and Sakata Kintoki were also watched by the crowd. Listening to the discussion of the people around them who thought they were quiet but were actually too big to die for, a vein appeared on Okakuratake's forehead...

Why do you think she is a game character again!

After walking into the venue, I don’t know if it was Okakuratake’s illusion. She seemed to see a bunch of pink bubbles floating all over the venue, and a bunch of sheath flowers and lilies surrounded the otaku and laughed sweetly. The atmosphere of love made Okakuratake feel that she was about to suffocate.

How do you feel unexpectedly disgusted...

"Jin Shi, do you think these people will break my brain?" Gang Cangzhu asked with the corners of his mouth twitching.

Jin Shi looked at the people in the venue, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, but it was impossible to defeat him with such words, of course he didn't say that: "Miss Gangcang, don't underestimate these people, their fantasy It's also powerful."

"Really..." Okangtake was dubious.

"Hey, there is also an unknown character over there, who is it?"

Suddenly, a familiar voice rang in Okangzhu's ear, she turned her head and saw Sakata Yinshi and... Bai Shuizi...

Did the guy actually like this bite? !

Okakuratake felt that her heart had been severely impacted.

Before Okang Cangzhu came back to his senses, Yin Shi walked over and patted Jin Shi on the shoulder and said, "Ah, I didn't expect that you actually like this type of woman, she looks like a person I know It’s very similar, but it’s just a Godzilla with a bad personality, I don’t know if the one you imagined is the same as the one I know.”

Jin Toki looked at Sakata Gintoki with a smile, this is his prototype, Sakata Gintoki, he looks like a very useless man.

Just when Jinshi was about to open his mouth to speak, Okakuratake reached out and squeezed Yinshi's chin.

"Asshole! Who is the game character? I'm the real one!"

"Hey, even the character is so real, it's definitely that guy, right..." Yinshi turned his head to look at Jinshi, but before he finished speaking, Okakuratake turned to him. He was punched directly in the stomach.

"Hmm... even the fists are restored..." Gintoki fell down holding his stomach.

"It's been said that I'm a real person, you natural curly." Okangzhu said while looking down at Yinshi.

Just when Gang Cangzhu was still despising Yinshi, another person ignored by her jumped on Jinshi and shouted: "Mr., I'm sorry, can you lend me your girlfriend?"

Jin Toki pulled Kondo off his body with a smile and said, "Sorry, sir, because I love my girlfriend very much, I can't give it to you."

At this time, Yinshi who didn't know when he got up came to Jinshi's side and put his shoulders on him and said, "Little brother, why don't you change it with me? The girl on my side is a mature woman. Buy one and get one free." One."

Yinshi said and pointed to Bai Shuizi and her son Jiang Cheng who were standing aside.

"What a shameless man, not only killed my Jiang Cheng, but also sold me to others, I will come to revenge one day." Bai Shuizi looked at Yin Shi and said grimly.

"Even if that's the case, there's nothing we can do." Jiang Cheng, who was behind him, said with staring eyes.

"..." Okakuratake.

What a surprisingly powerful combination.

Jin Shi silently glanced at Bai Shuizi on the opposite side, and then gently pushed Yin Shi who was on his shoulder away.

"Sorry, sir, I'm not interested in mature women."

"Huh? Why don't you think about it again. You see, your white hair has been transformed perfectly. The one on my side is still natural, and there is still a chance to transform it. Next time, you can try to play differently with her." Yes." Yin Shi posted it up again.

"Who is Bai Shuizi! I have always been a pure natural Okang Cangzhu, get out of the way!" Okang Cangzhu angrily walked over and tore away Yin Shi who was entangled with Jin Shi.

That silver curly hair is really super hot!

Damn! Can't you really see that she is a real person? !Go to hell, useless curly hair!

"Ah! Then... what's going on?"

"What a dazzling light!"

The exclamation from the crowd made Okakuratake and Gintoki turn their heads.

Okakuratake turned around and saw that it was Shinpachi who had parted the crowd in front of him like Moses divided the sea, and he was holding a brother Hyakuba who was exuding pure holy light in his hand.

"Ah... it's almost like..."

"Goddess descends to earth!"

Everyone exclaimed.

Okang Cangzhu was also surprised. Apart from being surprised, she felt more excited, that's it!What she wants is such a powerful brain.

Xinbaji, come quickly!Make your Baibai more beautiful!

On the other side, Jin Shi and Yin Shi's complexions darkened together.

Yinshi looked at Shinpachi and Goddess Lily with flashing skills, and then at Bai Shuizi and the half-dead Jiang Cheng on his side, feeling a burst of despair.

Can it be done?His impoverished delusion...could it defeat Shinpachi's inflated delusion?

Here, Jin Shi's thoughts became even darker. He came to this real world with great difficulty, and he didn't want to just go back like this.

That man has almost stepped into the top of the infinite space of love, that man is very strong!

He had to beat that man.

While everyone was still chatting, the host came on stage.

"I hereby announce that all of our boyfriends will do their best to make love here in order to prove that our woman is the best girlfriend in Edo!"

"Love Choriss World's No. [-] Martial Arts Competition—Opening!"

After the host finished speaking, the otaku audience cheered excitedly.

Then, the master of ceremonies came to the stage, and he clenched his fists and said in an excited tone: "This day has finally come, and it will be decided who is the number one martial arts club among the ideal girlfriends you have cultivated with painstaking efforts."

"The time to test everyone's love has come. In order not to leave any regrets, please love each other as much as you can with your girlfriends!"

Love?Okakuratake looked at Jin Toki on the side, which means that he needs to have more affectionate interactions with the game characters...

"The competition starts with the preliminaries. Please divide all the contestants into 3 groups, that is, the sheath flower group, the hundred hundred group, and the flat group according to the three heroines of this game."

"First of all, you have to compete with each other in the group you belong to. Only the couple who stay in the group to the end will be eligible to enter the final."

"In other words, the only ones who can participate in the finals are the three pairs selected from the Shenhua, Baibai, and Pingzi groups."

"The battle of the last three remaining heroine representatives will determine who is the number one heroine!"

The number one heroine... I wonder if it's okay for her to be the hero here?Okakuratake thought while looking at Jin.

"The way of the competition is to go on a date with your girlfriends in the game, and the dating situation will be transmitted to the screen for review by the judges."

The master of ceremonies had just finished speaking, and many people below booed in dissatisfaction.

"Wait a minute, Master of Ceremonies!"

"What is teleportation to the screen? Even if there is no such thing, our girlfriend..." The otaku pointed to the girl who was sticking to them.

"It's still around us like this, don't you see?"

The master of ceremonies innocently looked at the excited otaku in the audience, he really didn't see anything, he just saw the group of people pointing at their game consoles and yelling.

"That's right!"

"Apologies to our girlfriends!"

"kneel!"

"kneel!"

The shouts of the crowd are getting louder...

Gang Cangzhu felt extremely irritable when she heard these people chattering here, she jumped up and grabbed the microphone of the master of ceremonies and shouted to the group below: "Shut up!"

The group of otaku below were suddenly yelled at by her.

"Don't cause trouble for others. Your girlfriend is always yours. Don't you love her just because others can't see her? No, she exists in your heart. If so, it doesn't matter what other people think What about it?" Gang Cangzhu looked at the audience and said.

The otaku in the audience fell silent for a moment.

"That's right, that's it!" At this moment, a person slowly walked out from the crowd, that was Shinpachi's brother Hyakumo Saki.

"By bullying the few like this, are you still boyfriends? Don't you see your girlfriend is sad? Just like you believe in your girlfriend... We also believe in our boyfriend, please... please... Don't forget this." After finishing speaking, brother Saki Baibai gently wiped away the teardrops oozing from the corners of his eyes.

This move immediately poked the hearts of all the otaku.

"To shed tears for someone other than her boyfriend, that kind of compassionate heart is just like a saint!" The men shouted.

"..." Gang Cangzhu silently returned the microphone to the master of ceremonies, she felt that she didn't need to come up at all.

By the way, I never thought that Shinpachi would like this type of girl, tsk tsk, Okakuratake looked at Baibai who was so pure white that she couldn't stop shining, and then looked at the girlfriend created by others...

Shinpachi's delusion is really super powerful!

That kind of natural innocence, nobility permeating from the bones, as well as natural and gentle smiles and occasional playful smiles, is simply the perfect goddess in the eyes of men!

At this time, the master of ceremonies spoke again: "Oh... It seems that something happened, although from my perspective, I can only see that the game console is talking."

"The Baibai group seemed to have a problem before the start of the competition. Could it be that... they fell in love with someone else's girlfriend?" the emcee exclaimed.

Gang Cangzhu looked towards the Baibai group, many men hugged their girlfriends, and at the same time looked at Xinba's Baibai with admiring eyes...

She couldn't help giving the middle finger to those otaku who changed their hearts so quickly.

Bastards, it is impossible to win the championship with your unsteady mind!

Wait, what was her goal in the first place...

The world's number one martial arts champion?

"Then the competition begins, let's start with the hundreds of groups!" The master of ceremonies announced the start of the competition.

The game screen was uploaded on the big screen.

"The first person to take action is contestant No. 132 of the Baibai group! His boyfriend and intimacy are of course full marks, and the amusement park is also the best place for dating!"

On the screen, Baibai in a sailor suit waved his hands and ran towards the watermelon-headed man who was covered in fat and had big eyes with black frames.

After coming to the man's side, Baibai said shyly: "...I feel that there are a little few people." After she finished speaking, she quickly threw herself on the man.

"I... can't bear it anymore!" After speaking, Baibai embraced the fat man with watermelon head and kissed him passionately.

The intense kiss between the two made the faces of the men present turn red all of a sudden, but from the emcee's point of view, he only saw a fat man with a watermelon head rolling his tongue and tapping his stylus on the screen...

And the members of hundreds of groups on the side were defeated one after another because of the passion of this couple, and their girlfriends disappeared all of a sudden.

Seeing this scene, Okakuratake's eyes widened in amazement, as long as it does this, it will disappear, it's very simple!

Next came Shinpachi, and the pure love model performed by him and Baibai hit the memory of all the men present called first love, and all Baibai dissipated at once.

Shinpachi took his Baibai and stood among the decadent figures of the losers. He was the only winner of the Baibai group!

On the other side, the competition of the sheath flower group has begun...

Okakuratake looked away, and at the beginning she saw a person who surprised her.

Okita Satoru!

Unexpectedly, that guy also likes to play games, and the strategy is still the type of sheath flower.

In the big screen of the Sheath Flower Group, the Yujie-shaped Sheath Flower was locked in an iron cage. She looked shyly at Sougo outside the cage, and begged him to kiss her, but Sougo refused. The intimacy between the two The values ​​go up and down like a roller coaster.

The camera zoomed away and came outside the cage. Sheath covered her face and said embarrassedly: "It's disgusting, it's so embarrassing."

With a sullen face, Sougo squinted his eyes and said disdainfully in a low voice, "Is it embarrassing? Then let others see your ugly appearance."

"..." Okakuratake.

What's up with this guy?Is it super s?Super dark!

"Sogo—what are you doing to my sheath flower!" Kondo wailed on the side.

Huh?This is the subordinate who took away the girlfriend from last time... Ah, is it a game character?Okakuratake looked at Kondo who was crying with his head in his arms and thought.

"Master...my skin can't breathe, it hurts so much, water, please give me water, master." Sheatha looked at Sougo and begged.

Behind her, a pink pig walked slowly past.

"Water? There's only one bottle here." Sougo took out a bottle of water from his arms and said.

"This is enough..." Sheath Flower lowered her head shyly: "Or should I say... this is enough, I want two people to drink together..."

"Oh - this is also an indirect kiss, in this case, can an indirect kiss make people cute?" the host of ceremonies shouted.

The next moment, Sougo poured the water in the bottle into the food bowl inside the iron fence: "Well, then you two sows can drink a bottle of water together."

"Who did you ask her to drink with!" the master of ceremonies shouted in surprise.

"..." Okakuratake felt that her hands were a little itchy, and she didn't know why, but she felt that Okita and Kamui were the same type that made her very angry.

how to say?It's just that the two of them exude the same smell. This kind of guy makes people want to beat him up!

Sougo's behavior naturally aroused the dissatisfaction of the members of the Sheath Flower Team, and they protested: "You are too much! Isn't the so-called boyfriend a kind of existence to protect the girlfriend?"

"I don't think the sheath flower will be happy with the kind of thing you do, look! The look on our sheath flower face is called happiness..." The protesting man looked around, but found that there was nothing around him. no one.

"Huh? Where's the sheath flower?" The man asked in surprise.

"Welcome back, master!" The man turned his head and saw his sheath flower and a bunch of sheath flowers kneeling at the feet of that devilish man...

Crack... All the members of the Sheath Flower Group were broken into pieces.

"..." Okakuratake.

That guy is also very powerful, as expected of Sougo.s. Okita III who will be able to fight her two years later... Wait!There seems to be something subtle wrong.

The master of ceremonies came to the stage again, he waved his hands and looked very excited.

"No. 154 (Shinhachi) who makes you feel the sweet and sour taste of first love, and No. 230 (Souwu) who opened up the unknown world, are the winners of the Baibaihua group who can enter the final. Next... ...It's the final!" The master of ceremonies said loudly.

Huh?finals?Gang Cangzhu was stunned, did he make a mistake, isn't there still no comparison between them?

"Wait!" Okakuratake said.

"Wait for me..." Yin Shi.

"Isn't there still a Hirako group?!"

"Why are you ignoring us? Then you entered the finals!" Little Ape.

"That's right! You don't want to see the cute side of the young master, do you want to die?!" Dong Chengbu.

"..." Okangcangzhu noticed the members of the Hirako group who were in the same group as her.

Looking at the white water child with his son on his back, the white water child imitating Kubei, the white water child imitating the silver curly hair...

It's super embarrassing to be in a group with this group of people!Gang Cangzhu couldn't help covering her face, she suddenly didn't want to compete.

The author has something to say: The lunatic caught a mistake. In the last chapter, I labeled my brother Saki Baibai and his slippery hand as a lily. Sorry dears, I will find time to make a big correction later.