[Gintama] This is true love

After the video of Gang Cangzhu smashing the maid robot with a mace was played, she became famous, very famous, and everyone on the Internet nicknamed her "Goddess of Spike Fang".

"What kind of naughty nickname is this!" Gang Cangzhu looked at the posts on the samurai forum and almost couldn't complain.

Suddenly, her cell phone rang, it was mail.

【Bamboo sauce, I saw it. You are very powerful. You are indeed the minister who crawled out of the monster pile. Do you want to have dinner together today?Found a nice sushi restaurant.

Kosaburo. 】

Okakuratake quickly responded to the email.

[Thank you, no need, I have an appointment tonight.

Okakura bamboo. 】

Isaburo Sasaki on the other side received this text message.

"I was rejected again." He pushed the glasses on his face and said, "You have become indifferent to me, Zhu Jiang." He sent this sentence.

The other party also responded to the email quickly.

[No, my attitude towards Mr. Sasaki has always been like this and has not changed.

Okakura bamboo. 】

Sasaki laughed, that is to say, has he always been indifferent to him?What a ruthless way of speaking, leaving no trace of reverie or ambiguity.

His fingers lightly drew a circle on the name of Gang Cangzhu. After these days of contact, he had a basic understanding of a woman like Gang Cangzhu, a particularly stubborn woman.

"One is one, and two is two. I don't like sticky and ambiguous women." Sasaki laughed lightly.

"If such a woman falls in love with someone, she will be very stubborn."

After Prince Hata left the earth, Okakuratake finally relaxed. That idiot caused her troubles every day. She was obviously not from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but because of that idiot, she often acted as a peacemaker between the earth and Yangguoxing, and even had to stand up for her. He's had enough of solving the trouble his pets cause.

But she hadn't been free for a few days, and things happened again.

"minister!"

Okang Cangzhu looked at Orsay and sighed, and now when Orsay called her minister in this tone, she felt that trouble was coming.

"Minister, there have been incidents of animal cruelty recently, and many people's bodies have been transformed into screwdrivers by two alien celestial beings," Orsay said.

Before the celestial beings came to the earth, people had countless conjectures about these aliens. Some people thought that the aliens were friendly, while others thought that the aliens were evil.

Later, the heavens and humans came, and they were indeed evil. No, they could not be defined simply by evil. It should be said that they were arrogant. For the earth, which was hundreds of years behind in technological civilization, they were arrogant.

"Screwdriver?" Okakuratake asked.

"Yes, there are not only earthlings, but also many celestial beings from other planets. The two aliens who modified the bodies of earthlings have been captured, and they were captured by someone you know, Minister." Orsay said.

"Who is it?" Okakuratake asked.

A row of screwdrivers stood in front of her.

"It's us!"

"..." Okakuratake.

Why are you again!

Okakuratake stared weakly at the row of screwdrivers in front of her, Kondo from the orangutan, Hijikata from the sauce, Sougo from the s, Kagura from the kelp, and the remaining two looked like normal humans Silver hour and Shinhachi.

"Yinshi, Xinbachi, you two?" Gang Cangzhu asked hesitantly.

Shinpachi raised his palm and stretched out his index finger, which was turned into a screw.

"...The silver mulberry?" Gang Cangzhu looked at Yinshi's hands, and none of them turned into screwdrivers.

Could it be?Is it the counting stick that the man has only one? !

"Yin Sang, could it be that...you..." Gang Cangzhu glanced at his face and asked.

"Miss Okakura, it's exactly what you think. It's best not to talk about it. Yinsang will go crazy when he hears the word tama (river crab egg) in the past two days." Okakuratake said.

"...I see." Gang Cangzhu looked at a group of screwdrivers and asked: "If the aliens are caught, your bodies should be able to change back?"

"Minister, this is what Director Kondo asked us to do." Orsay said.

Okakuratake looked at Kondo and asked, "Is there anything Director Kondo needs our help with?"

Kondo took a step forward, looked at Okakura Take and said, "Please, Minister Okakura, please help us!"

"Director Kondo, just tell me, I will help if I can," Okakuratake said.

"Hey, it's like this. We accidentally destroyed the spaceship of the two player stars when we captured them. The two people said that they used the matter on the spaceship to convert light waves to make us like this. Now the spaceship Even if we destroy them, we can't get our bodies back..." Kondo paused and continued.

"Then Father Matsudaira, Director Matsudaira heard about it and said to me, Minister, that you have a spaceship loaded with light-wave instruments for matter conversion, so we come to ask you, Minister Okakura, can you borrow our spaceship for use?" Is it?" Kondo said and bent directly to Okakuratake.

"Director Kondo, you don't have to be so polite. It turned out to be something like this. Don't worry, the three people in Wanshiwu are my friends. Director Kondo, you are also people I know. I will help you." Okakuratake said and turned his head to look Orsay to the side.

"Orsay, do we really have that spaceship here?" she asked.

"Yes, but the light-wave conversion instrument has long been dismantled and put into the back warehouse, so we need to find it." Orsay said.

"Then let's go find it together, Osay, you lead the way."

"Yes, Minister."

"Great, Yinsang, we can change back soon." Shinpachi said excitedly.

"That's right, Tanna's kintama can come back too." Sougo continued.

This time, Yinshi's g-spot was hit, and he raised his head and said to Sougo with a dark expression on his face, "Ha, what? Yinsang is much better than a person like you whose whole body has been transformed into a screwdriver." , and ah, my screwdriver can still stand up, how about yours? It has become a smooth plane. "

"This kind of trivial matter is not important at all, so stop arguing." The earthworker on the side said.

"Oh, it's an unimportant little thing, it doesn't matter if you don't need to change back, right? It's okay to be a cross screwdriver all the time, right?!" Silver said with a nasty smile.

"That's right, anyway, as long as Mr. Hijikata has dog food, it doesn't matter if you have a human body or a cross screwdriver, you can eat dog food anyway." Sougo said, blinking his eyes full of s.

"That's enough for you two! Who said you don't want to change back, you two idiots should continue to be screwdrivers." Tufang said angrily.

"Bamboo sauce, ignore those idiots, let's go." Kagura said to Okakuratake.

"That's right, Kagura, let's go." Okakuratake said and followed Osay-kun out of the office with Shinpachi and Kagura.

Gintoki, Hijikata, Kondo, and Sougo also gave up the quarrel and hurriedly followed. Instead of continuing to quarrel with the idiot, it is more important to change back.

After inquiring about the storage information in the warehouse of the logistics department, Okakuratake and the others pulled out the material conversion machine, and the eyes of several screwdrivers burst out with shining light instantly.

"Let me come first! Yinsang is the hero who caught those two player stars, shouldn't he be the first to come?!" Yinshi said and kicked Hijikata in the face.

"Danna, I'm sorry, that spaceship was destroyed because of you, the Chinese girl over there, don't be the first!" Sougo said and grabbed Kagura's collar.

"Let go of me! You guy, I'm the youngest Lu, and the only lady, don't you understand the principle of women first?!" Kagura said struggling.

"I'm sorry, but our country samurai are not the kind of gentlemen, so please get out of the way, little girl." Tufang said, wanting to squeeze in.

"Toshi, I'm your boss. The subordinates should let the boss advance." Kondo said, grabbing Hijikata's arm.

Several people were completely in a ball.

"Xinpachi, it's really hard for you to be with these idiots." Okakuratake said and patted Xinpachi on the shoulder.

"I'm used to it." Xinba said while pushing his glasses.

At this time, Ao Saijun came over with a manual: "I'm sorry, everyone, because this machine has not been used for a long time, there may be a glitch. It needs to be adjusted before it can be used. You have to wait for a while."

"Huh? What!" The moved idiots stopped.

Suddenly, Yinshi, who was standing at the front, was pressed by the people who stopped behind him, and his body fell forward uncontrollably, and he fell into the material conversion device.

"Helpme!!" His yell was suddenly blocked by the closed machine door.

This is a circular opaque device. After Yinshi entered, the machine started immediately, and a row of buttons lit up on the door on the other side.

"Silver-san/Silver-chan!" Kagura and Shinpachi rushed over in surprise, just when Kagura was about to smash the door open, Shinpachi quickly stopped her.

"No, Kagura-chan, if we break the machine, we won't be able to change it back." Shinpachi said anxiously.

"But, will Silver Sauce be turned into a ball of curly hair inside?" Kagura asked in a panic.

"Kagura-chan, no problem, anyway, Yin-san's existence is just a ball of curly hair." Shinpachi said.

Okakuratake came over with the manual.

"Kagura-chan, don't worry, Yinsang will be fine. It says that as long as you adjust according to the pattern of the button on the door, Yinsang and you can change back. I will find someone later..." Okakura Bamboo hadn't finished talking, and a few bastards over there had already started to do it.

"Silver-chan keeps saying that he wants long straight hair, so this is it." Kagura said and pressed a button on the door.

"Kagura-chan! That's kelp!" Shinpachi exclaimed.

In Karakala, the machine started to run. A few minutes later, the door of the machine opened slowly, and everyone watched the situation inside the door nervously.

"Why did my hair become like this?!" Gintoki yelled inside the machine with a head of kelp on her head.

"Although Yinsang, I really want to have straight hair, but I don't want this kind of wet straight hair!"

"This silver sauce is disgusting, let's try another one." Kagura said and pressed the button to close the door. Just as Gintoki was about to come out, his face hit the door.

"It's so interesting, let's try this next time." Sougo took the opportunity to press a button.

"Ah, you tax thief don't rob me, that guy inside is my toy Lu!" Kagura said angrily.

"You two bastards, don't just treat other people as toys!" Shinpachi roared.

"Get out of the way, I want to see Dana turn into a female cat!" Sougo pushed Kagura away and began to press buttons randomly.

"You're the one who has to get out of the way, Silver Sauce is more suitable for becoming a hippopotamus!" Kagura also squeezed over.

"lion!"

"pig!"

"dragon!"

"Oguri Shun!"

"Ayabe Yuji!"

"..." Shinpachi, why is there a star's face on the button!

The two started fighting on the button board, and took the opportunity to press randomly.

"Kagura-chan, stop! Silver-san is still inside!" Shinpachi rushed up to stop Kagura as he spoke.

"Sogo! Stop it too, it would be bad if you broke the machine!" Kondo also ran over to stop Sogo.

At this moment, the door of the machine opened again, but this time there was no sound inside, it was very quiet.

Everyone swallowed, and Okangtake slowly walked towards the door of the machine.

"Yin Sang?" She called out softly.

Snapped!A sticky tentacle stretched out from inside, and the tentacle wrapped around her waist and dragged her in.

"Miss Okakura!" Shinpachi.

"Bamboo sauce!" Kagura said.

"Minister Okakura!" Kondo said.

"It's not good." Tu Fang hastily pulled out the knife on his waist.

Just when a group of people were exclaiming and about to run over, Gang Cangzhu came out, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong, except that his expression was a little tangled.

"I'm fine, but..." Gang Cangzhu turned his head back and said, "Yin Sang seems to be a bit bad. Anyway, you can see for yourself, come out."

A big white octopus with blue dots slowly crawled out of it. His peasy eyes immediately hid behind Gang Cangzhu after seeing a group of people outside, and he wrapped his tentacles around his waist , a body twice as big as Gang Cangzhu shrank behind her tremblingly.

"This is Yinsang, and he doesn't seem to remember anything after he turned into an octopus." Gang Cangzhu looked at the crowd and said helplessly.

"Huh?!!!" Everyone exclaimed.

The author has something to say: Haha, because of Kagura and Sougo’s messy pressing, Yinsang’s body has been subjected to intense light radiation, and his body tissue has been reorganized and changed hundreds of times. Finally, he was played maliciously by the big universe. Amnesia also turned into an octopus, and because the first thing he saw was Okakuratake, he developed a baby bird mentality towards Okakuratake, so... let's start raising an octopus that loves to drink strawberry milk.