[Gintama] This is true love

Okakuratake is much shorter than Gintoki, but the way she hugs Gintoki makes Gintoki feel that she is inexplicably tall.

"Yin-sang, you have a lot of expenses, right? Kagura is Yatu, so it must eat a lot, and that big dog must eat a lot. Generally speaking, the most economical place in your place is Shinpachi. . " Okakuratake said.

"..." Yinshi, that's right, and Xinpachi has the attributes of a good wife at home.

"Just treat it as an old friend I helped in the past, Yinsang." As he said, Okangzhu touched Yinshi's curly hair, and it felt very good.

"Little ghost, when will you grow up?" Yin Shi suddenly lowered his head and said.

Looking at himself in those scarlet eyes, Okangzhu's heart beat faster, the curly eyes are quite pretty...

Gang Cangzhu was a little flustered, he quickly let go of Yin Shi's arms and turned his head, saying, "Do you think everyone is as useless as you?"

A big warm palm covered her head, it was Yinshi's fingers, and he gently rubbed her hair.

"Yin Sang, I just saw you pick your nose." Okangzhu said.

Yinshi clapped his hands indifferently and said, "Don't worry, I only picked my nose, but I didn't pick anything out. I don't know when picking my nose has become a habit. It's really uncomfortable if I don't pick it. It must be the attraction of the nostrils." .”

"..." Okakuratake.

I just thought that this guy's eyes are good-looking or something, it must be an illusion!

"I'm leaving, Yin-san, bring Kagura Shinpachi tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, don't be late." Okakuratake said.

"I see. Before you started working for you, you started acting like a boss. You really are a person who is used to being an official." Yin Shi said while stroking his curly hair.

"Don't forget, when you were my boss, I also reminded you every day not to sleep in and not be late, Yinsang, I have no confidence in your self-consciousness."

"Don't worry, I won't be late tomorrow morning."

After hearing Curly's promise like this, Okakuratake felt relieved, even Yinsang should have made some progress now, and would obey the time.

...that's weird.

At 11:[-] in the morning of the next day, Okakuratake sat in the office and went crazy. The bastard said yesterday that he would not be late!It has been more than two hours!

Knock knock, there was a knock on her office door.

"Come in." Okakuratake said.

Fishhead Orsay walks in with three late guys.

"Yo, I'm sorry, I accidentally got lost on the road of life today..." Yinshi said embarrassedly.

"Even if the hair color is the same, don't copy it as an excuse!" Gang Cangzhu said with blue veins.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Okakura, please don't be angry." Shinpachi hurried out and said.

"Oh, there's no way, but since you're all here, let's start working in the afternoon. It just so happens that it's time for dinner, so let's go eat together." Gang Cangzhu said while supporting his head.

"Ah! That's great, Lu, we can eat." Kagura cheered.

The curly hair must have never fed the child enough!

"Let's go, I'll take you to the cafeteria." Gang Cangzhu said and led the three of them out of the office.

Walking along the way, after greeting Gang Cangzhu, many members of the Police Assistance Alliance curiously looked at the three people in Wanshiwu who were following her.

"There really are all kinds of gods and humans here, Ms. Okakura." Shinpachi said.

"There are probably more than 20 celestial beings from other planets." Okangzhu replied.

"Well, Ms. Okakura, why do you work here even though you're from Earth?" Shinpachi asked curiously, and Kagura also came over curiously.

"Well, in the past I smuggled to other planets, was rescued by a big shot on a certain planet, and then rose all the way to become a minister, and finally came back." Okangzhu said with a smile.

"That's great. I'm also Lu, who smuggled to the earth, but when I got to the earth, I encountered either an afro head or a curly hair. I was very unlucky." Kagura said with a sigh.

"Hey, didn't you mean Yinsang, the useless curly hair you mentioned, you hateful brat, have you forgotten who fed and drank for you?" Yin Shi squinted his dead fish eyes.

"That's really hard work." Gang Cangzhu said with a smile. This sentence is a pun, and I don't know who he is talking about.

The cafeteria arrived, and the eyes of the three people in Wanshiwu lit up the moment they saw the restaurant.

Good, so advanced!

"Welcome." There were even two rows of maids standing at the door to welcome you.

"Damn it, it's just a cafeteria meal, you guys enjoyed it too much." Yinshi looked at the luxuriously decorated cafeteria, feeling envious and jealous.

"Actually, I also think that the cafeteria should be simpler, but some celestial beings here are nobles from other planets, and they demand that the cafeteria must be better." Okangzhu said.

"Minister Okakura, is the old position?" A maid came over and asked.

"Yeah." Okakuratake nodded.

Under the leadership of the maid, the three of Wanshiwu walked up to the second floor of the cafeteria together with Gang Cangzhu. There were only a dozen people dining in the cafeteria, and it was very quiet, not even talking.

After sitting down at the table by the window, the maid brought the menu, and Okakuratake asked the three of them to order casually.

"I want all the dishes on this menu!" Kagura made this heroic decision with a wave of her little hand.

"Sorry, I want the dishes on the first to third pages, and the sixth to eighth pages, that's all." Yinshi pointed to the menu and said to the maid.

What do you mean, that's all, you ordered a lot, okay? !Shinpachi looked at the two bastards and felt very uncomfortable sitting there. He even saw a few heavenly beings dining not far away looking back at their table.

"Miss Okakura, will we cause you trouble?" Shinpachi asked in a panic.

"It doesn't matter, the big deal is just being dismissed." Okangzhu said.

"..." Shinpachi, you say that I'm under more pressure, okay?

"Don't worry, order what you want, Shinpachi."

"Thank you." Shinpachi said and ordered a few dishes.

Okakuratake also ordered a few dishes, and then returned the menu to the maid.

The kitchen served food quickly, and the appetizers had already been served. Yinshi and Kagura immediately started to eat quickly, and they ate very ferociously.

"Ah, it's delicious! Silver sauce, that's mine, don't fight me!" Kagura said, pressing Curly's head onto the empty plate.

"Then it's all yours since then, many of them were ordered by Yinsang, okay?" Yinshi got up and stretched out his fork to sweep the several dishes on the plate into his mouth.

"That's enough for the two of you! Can't you eat in peace?!" Shinpachi yelled frantically.

"Shut up, four-eyed boy, haven't you heard that the dining table is like a battlefield, Lu?" Kagura said, looking at Shinpachi with contempt.

Veins immediately appeared on Xinpachi's forehead, and soon he joined the battle for food.

These three guys really look like they've been hungry for a long time... Okangtake looked at the three of them and sighed, but eating with so many people is also very lively.

Suddenly, she saw a piece of fried pork cutlet being snatched from her bowl...

Boom!A shocking thunder flashed in Okangzhu's mind, no one can take away her tonkatsu!

She pinched the curly face next to her and asked with a smirk, "Just now, you stole my tonkatsu, right?"

"Huh?..." Yinshi tried hard to recall, it seemed that he accidentally inserted a piece of fried pork cutlet next to him just now.

"Su...I'm sorry." Gintoki apologized vaguely, because his face was completely deformed by Okakuratake.

"Don't touch my tonkatsu next time, you can do whatever else you want." Gang Cangzhu said with a smile, but there was a hint of anger in his eyes.

"Hi! I will never touch your tonkatsu!" Curly sincerely apologized and admitted his mistake.

"Haha, it's true that people divide into groups, and birds of a feather flock together. The lowly monkeys are suitable for gathering with the lowly monkeys. They even look ugly when they eat." Several heavenly beings with sucking mouths laughed and said.

The lively eating just now stopped immediately, Gang Cangzhu and the others knew that the heavenly beings at the table were pointing fingers at them.

"Really, there is no etiquette for eating, that's natural, the monkey's mouth is so short, eating is of course ugly." A celestial being said and glanced at Gang Cangzhu and the others.

One of the celestial beings also threw a piece of steak on the plate to the ground.

"Ah, no good, I dropped the meat on the ground, I wonder if the monkey will pick it up and eat it."

Gang Cangzhu looked coldly at the talking celestial beings. They were Tuka celestial beings with three straw-like mouths on their heads. They did not eat by chewing food, but pressed the food with the muscles of their mouths. They have always been proud of this special way of eating.

"what----!"

Suddenly, one of the Tuka celestial beings let out a scream, and Gang Cangzhu saw that a silver fork had been stuck in his mouth.

"I'm sorry, my fork seems to have fallen over, but there's nothing I can do about it. I haven't had such things as dining etiquette since I was a child." Yin Shi stood up and walked slowly towards Tuka Tianren's table. past.

"Bastard, you did it on purpose!" said Tukatian angrily.

"No, I was really careless. I just came to pick up the fork." Yinshi said, stretching out his hand and pulling the fork off Tuka Tianren's mouth.

"Ah!" The heavenly man screamed again, clutching his mouth full of blood and wailing.

"Monkey, people who dare to hurt us, do you want to die?" Several other Tuka celestial beings drew their knives and aimed at Yinshi.

At this time, another fork flew over and stuck one of the Tucas in the mouth.

Gangcangzhu walked over with a smile and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, today's fork seems to have not been cleaned, and it's a bit slippery to hold." As soon as she finished speaking, two more forks flew over.

The three Tucas who were stabbed covered their mouths and wailed.

"I'm sorry Lu, the fork is too slippery." Kagura said while biting the chicken leg.

"Ah, so are mine." Shinpachi pushed his reflective eyes and said.

"Haha, I'm really sorry, look, it's just a small accident, please don't mind it." Gang Cangzhu said with a smile to several Tuka people.

"What accident?! You all did it on purpose!" A Tuka celestial being who was stabbed roared angrily.

Okakuratake pulled out the three forks with a wave of his hand.

"Aw!" The three Tuka celestial beings covered their mouths and fell down.

"Look, there's still oil on the handle of the fork. I'll go to the back kitchen and ask them to clean the fork." Gang Cangzhu said holding three forks.

"Bastard, a lowly monkey, do you think you can be proud of being higher than me! Go to hell!" A Tuka Tianren took out a pistol from his arms and shot at Gangcangzhu.

Oops!The distance was too close, just when Okakuratake was about to dodge a little more, a fork blocked it, and the smoking bullet got stuck on the silver fork.

Silver mulberry!

Okakuratake saw that curly-haired head throwing the fork to the ground, he looked coldly at the heavenly man who was shooting at the opposite side, his red pupils looked extremely dangerous, this is what White Yaksha looked like in the past!

"No, I've already said it, the fork is just too slippery." The usually lazy voice became extremely low at this moment.

Gang Cangzhu quickly grabbed his hand, she looked at Yinshi's eyes and shook her head, it's just enough to teach them a lesson like this, and don't make the trouble worse, otherwise there will be diplomatic relations between the earth and Tuka planet crisis.

"I'm sorry, Yinsang, please bear with me." Okangtake said softly.

Gintoki lowered his head, finally sighed, his ferocious expression changed back to a listless one.

"I know." He said in a helpless tone.

Gang Cangzhu turned his head, looked at the Tuka celestial being who shot and said: "Barbi, Barbie, I remember that Article 130 of the Police Coalition Alliance stipulates that it is not allowed to shoot at your companions, and those who violate it will be fired from the Coalition Police Coalition, don't you?" Foul?"

"Damn it." The face of the Tuka star suddenly turned ugly.

"I'm sorry, Minister Okakura." Tuka Starman and Okakura Bamboo said, but the last two words were pronounced heavily.

"It's okay, I hope Barbie Barbie-kun will please put the gun away next time." Okakurazhu replied coldly.

"Huh!" Barbie snorted coldly and left the restaurant with a few companions.

When she walked past Gang Cangzhu, she heard him say softly: "Monkeys on the earth go back and climb trees."

Gang Cangzhu turned his head, and what he saw was his extremely cold eyes. It seemed that he had made an enemy.

Gang Cangzhu raised his middle finger at him and sneered. She was never afraid of provocation, because she was already mentally prepared not to see tomorrow a long time ago.