[Gintama] This is true love

"Hello, audience. Now it's the most exciting time of the third round. Gao Tianyuan and abc.dotch have finished their drinks. Next, they will have an arm wrestling match with three referees. Now let's interview The feelings of the three referees."

"First of all, Ms. Okakura, do you think your strength can win over the men on the opposite side?"

"This..." Gang Cangzhu looked at the table, there was a box of paper towels on the table, she picked up the wooden box and shook it at the master of ceremonies and asked, "Is it okay if this is broken?"

"Ah, it's okay..."

Click!Click!As soon as the master of ceremonies finished speaking, Gang Cangzhu crushed the wooden box, and she crushed the wooden box into pieces, and the pieces fell to the floor one by one, and were blown away by the wind...

"This is a small demonstration, but I don't think the men on the opposite side will take my little trick seriously." Okangzhu patted the crumbs on his hands and said with a smile.

The faces of Gintoki and Okita on the opposite side were all black, the first one was so cruel, what will happen to the other two!

"Hahaha, Ms. Okakura is very skilled. Next, let's interview the second referee, Ms. A Miao. How do you feel, Ms. A Miao?" The microphone was passed in front of A Miao.

"Actually, I'm still a little worried, because I'm actually not very strong..." A Miao said, and slashed towards the wooden referee table with a light palm.

boom!There was a crack in the middle of the referee table, and the crack became bigger and bigger, and finally split into two halves.

"……"master of ceremonies.

"..." Gao Tianyuan's team.

"..." abc. dotch.

Can these women let men live!

After Ah Miao finished the demonstration, Xixiang rolled up his sleeves consciously, clenched his fist and planned to throw it on the stage. He thought it was time for him to demonstrate.

"Wait! Mrs. Xixiang, that's enough, the demonstration is enough, let's start the competition quickly!" The master of ceremonies quickly stopped Xixiang, if the stage is smashed, how can this competition be compared.

"Well, it's a pity that I didn't make a demonstration. Well, I'll have fun with those handsome boys." Xixiang said and put his sleeves back.

"Okay, the third round of competition continues, now please come forward with the remaining five people, we will randomly select people to come forward and compete with the referee again."

After the master of ceremonies finished speaking, Gao Tianyuan and the people from abc.dotch walked over.

Now Gao Tianyuan's remaining two are Gintoki and Okita, and abc.dotch is a complete three-person team, namely No. 1, No. 6, and No. 9.

"The five contestants are all in place now. Now we start to draw the first contestant, and the big screen starts to roll. Who is the first to go up and compete with the three referees?"

"1, 2, 3, stop!"

"Number 9, number 9 of abc.dotch has been chosen!"

No. 9 of abc.dotch is a handsome guy with short red hair and pointed ears. After hesitating for a moment, he walked towards the referee table (another one was moved).

His first opponent was Xixiang. After the hands of the two sides were clasped together, the match was about to start. Player No. 9 suddenly spoke.

"It's my honor to be able to compete with such a beautiful woman as Mrs. Xixiang. If you don't mind, can Mrs. Xixiang date me after the match?" No. 9 said with a gentle smile, which attracted the audience. The female audience below screamed.

"Ah, why is your mouth so sweet, kid!" Mrs. Xixiang was immediately pleased.

As a result, No. 9 wins.

The match with A Miao begins...

"Miss A Miao's clothes are very elegant today. She is indeed the no. Kondo orangutan)."

No. 9 against A Miao, No. 9 wins.

Next is No. 9 vs. Okakuratake. After watching the previous two games, Okakuratake told himself in his heart that he must not be fascinated by this kid's sweet words...

"As expected of Ms. Okakura, I can feel your fierce beauty just sitting opposite to you. I want to admit defeat before the competition starts..."

"..." Okakuratake, this kind of words really sound very comfortable...

Okakuratake vs No. 9, No. 9 wins.

"Master of ceremonies! There is a black whistle! I want to change the referee!" Yin Shi pointed at the three people on the stage and yelled. It was too obvious that the three women let the water go!

"Reject Gao Tianyuan's protest, the referee has the final say in this game, so the abc.dotch team will add 3 points in this game." The master of ceremonies dismissed Yinshi's protest.

"Okay, the next game is about to start. Now the abc.dotch team has won 3 points first. Please Gao Tianyuan team also work hard. Now the big screen is starting to scroll again."

"1,2,3, [-], [-], stop! The one selected this time is Mr. Sakata of the Gao Tianyuan team."

"Okay, it's my turn." Yinshi walked over confidently. After the last game with the abc.dotch team, he gained experience. Don't those women like to listen to good words? Best at it.

Gintoki vs Saigo, the first match started, Gintoki raised his head and looked at Saigo opposite, he began to think about what to say to make Saigo happy...

"Your make-up looks great today..."

"Who put on makeup! I am naturally beautiful!"

boom!Xixiang directly pressed Yinshi to the table.

In the first game, Xixiang won.

In the second scene, Gintoki faced A Miao, he looked at the opposite A Miao with a swollen face, and began to think again, what kind of words should he say to make this female vajra happy...

"A Miao..."

boom!Before Yinshi finished speaking, A Miao directly knocked him down, and Yinshi's head directly smashed a big hole in the table.

"Why, why! I didn't say anything yet!" Gintoki roared angrily and pulled his head out of the hole.

A Miao didn't explain anything, just looked at him and smiled, but the black air behind her was getting thicker and thicker.

"..." Yin Shi silently stood up and left.

In the second round, A Miao won.

In the third match, Yin Shi, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, was sitting in front of Gang Cangzhu. He looked at him with a flattering smile, and then he leaned in front of him and whispered, "Azhu, please Alright, let Yinsang me this time, okay, I'll treat you to dinner after the victory."

"Huh? Then Yinsang, what do you want to treat me to?" Gang Cangzhu asked curiously.

"Eat chocolate parfait, strawberry cake, dango, Uji silver rice bowl, etc..."

"..." Gang Cangzhu, aren't these all your favorite food!Saying that inviting her to dinner is actually just incidental!

boom!Yinshi was thrown directly under the stage this time. For the third time, when Okakuratake faced Yinshi, Okakuratake won.

"Danna, you are really useless, and you lost all three games." Okita squinted at Gintoki who was in a mess.

"Whispering! The three above are simply monsters, and you will be like this if you go up." Yinshi said angrily.

Then, it was Okita's turn to take the stage, and Gintoki wanted to see Okita lose with a gloating attitude, but to his surprise, Okita actually won!

After Okita stepped down, Yinshi immediately rushed to his side and asked, "What's going on? You actually won those three monsters!"

"Danna, I'm different from you. Didn't I say that some small sacrifices are always needed in the process of victory." Okita said as he took out a few coupons for desserts and hairdressing from his arms.

"..." Yinshi, master of ceremonies, there is a shady scene here!

However, although Okita tried to turn the situation around and used gift coupons, abc.dotch won in the end, because Xixiang liked the remaining two handsome guys of abc.dotch very much, and A Miao was very happy to be coaxed by the two handsome guys. After hearing this, Gang Cangzhu couldn't help being coaxed by the kind words of these two handsome guys...

The third round is over, abc.dotch vs Gao Tianyuan 9:3, abc.dotch wins!

"Okay, the current game situation is 2:1, abc.dotch is leading, and the fourth game is about to start. Gao Tianyuan is going to work hard. If you lose the fourth game, you will have no chance at all!"

Now the fourth round of the competition begins. We have already said that the most important thing for a host is to be able to make women happy. Only when women are happy, will they be willing to spend for the host. So our competition in this round is - eloquence! "

"Now, please select three contestants from each team. This round of competition requires three contestants to come up to make the three women happy."

"The first one is 48-year-old Ms. Hanada Nanako. She is very depressed because her husband cheated recently, so she needs the comfort of the host." A fat lady with heavy makeup and a floral dress came up, and she frowned. , and kept sighing, looking very unhappy.

"The second person is a 20-year-old OL, Ms. Yamazaki Ayako. Ms. Yamazaki has been harassed in the workplace for a long time. She is very depressed but doesn't know what to do. At this time, I need all the hosts. Come enlighten her." A young woman in uniform stepped onto the stage.

"The third place, a 12-year-old loli named Kurosaki Strawberry, was unhappy because her mother ate her favorite strawberry pudding, because it was the strawberry pudding that could transform Kurosaki Strawberry into a death witch, After being eaten, she will not be able to transform into a death witch, and Shiraran from the world of dead souls has recently started to move towards Kurosaki strawberries, now, please hosts to enlighten Kurosaki strawberries!"

"..." Okakuratake.

What happened to the last one?Are Hana and Yume and Shonen Jump combined?And what about Kurosaki Strawberry, that’s Kurosaki Ichi——, what’s the matter with Shiraran from the Death Soul World, that’s Shi——that’s right!

"Kurosaki Strawberry! It's Kurosaki Strawberry!" Shinpachi was suddenly excited. He rushed to the loli with the yellow ponytail and said, "Hi Strawberry Jam, I've always liked it." Yours, can I have your autograph, please?"

The loli named Kurosaki Strawberry slowly raised her head, and when she saw Shinpachi, her eyes suddenly widened.

"Everyone who wears glasses is the pre-pretentious Shiraran, Shiroran, go to hell! I'm going to punish you on behalf of strawberry pudding!" Kurosaki loli yelled and kicked Shinpachi into the air.

"..." Okakuratake.

"..." Yin Shi.

"..." Kagura.

"..." Okita.

"..." Kondo.

"..." Kuangshi Lang.

"..." Jiubingwei.

"..." Ah Miao.

"……"master of ceremonies.

Isn't this really dead ○——?

The author has something to say: The lunatic's nonsense: Finally... pinched him, the god of death, Kurosaki strawberry, holding a pink strawberry sky-chong long knife that can swing strawberry bombs, isn't it cute? And handsome (dirt!)

ps, thank you Lan for throwing mines for me, resentment, Kaka, madman I’ve been on hiatus for so many days, and you guys still hit me with mines, madman, I’m so ashamed qaq.

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