[Gintama] This is true love

"The second round of the competition is over. Everyone has seen the performance of Gao Tianyuan and abc.dotch. Now let's count the number of people drawn by the two teams. One referee is equal to ten people. The side that draws the most people wins. "The master of ceremonies finished speaking and pointed to the abc.dotch team.

"Okay, now let's count how many people abc.dotch has attracted. In this short period of three to 10 minutes, how many women have these five people attracted?"

The camera turned to abc.dotch, where a group of fashionable women with exquisite makeup stood there, and the five hosts of abc.dotch chatted with them to make them happy.

"As expected of the abc.dotch team, it has attracted a lot of guests. Now let's start counting people, 1,2, 3, 4, 29... 30, 31,32, [-], [-]."

"32 people! abc.dotch is really amazing. In just 10 minutes, we got 32 guests. Seeing this number, I wonder if Gao Tianyuan's team feels any pressure. Now let's take a look at Gao Tianyuan The number of people here." After the master of ceremonies finished speaking, the camera turned to Gao Tianyuan.

"Whoa!!" An orangutan appeared in front of the camera, baring its teeth at the camera.

"Huh? What's going on here? Why is there an orangutan blocking the camera?" the master of ceremonies asked suspiciously.

"Woohoo." The orangutan bared its teeth at the camera for a while and felt very bored. It left quickly, and the camera also captured the situation on Gao Tianyuan's side.

"Okay, the orangutan has left, let's take a look at Gao Tianyuan's situation..." The master of ceremonies was stunned halfway through speaking.

On the big screen, Gao Tianyuan's five contestants sat awkwardly in the middle. They lowered their heads and looked very depressed without saying a word. Surrounding them were a bunch of ladyboys with heavy makeup drinking and making noise. There are a lot of orangutans jumping up and down.

The only two real women on the scene, Okakuratake and A Miao, were feeding the orangutans with bananas, and both of them got along very well with these orangutans.

"The Gao Tianyuan team is very good. They have attracted a lot of guests, but I don't know if these guests can be counted, because the requirement for this competition is to invite women..."

"Wait!" The master of ceremonies was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

Shizi with long silver-white hair stood in front of the camera, she (wait!) raised her head, puffed her chest, pointed at the camera and said, "What do you mean, can you count it? Master of ceremonies, don't talk nonsense, we can They are all genuine women, if you talk nonsense again, you are worried that I will sue you for defamation!"

"..." Gang Cangzhu, who was feeding the orangutan, almost forgot about the Armstrong cannon under his crotch.

"This...the ones on your side are shemale and female orangutan." The master of ceremonies said hesitantly.

"What does that matter! Can't the host serve ladyboys and female orangutans? Shemales are both men and women! You can't ignore the inner nature of their other half just because they are men, female orangutan? Orangutans evolved, and female orangutans are also female, why can't human hosts serve them, and you see, there is also a female orangutan in the referee!" Shizi said and pointed to A Miao.

"...(╰_╯)#." A Miao went berserk all of a sudden, she jumped over and punched Shizi to the ground, and even stuffed the banana peel in her hand into Silver Curly's mouth.

"Who do you think is the female orangutan!" A Miao roared angrily and punched Shizi in the face with her fist.

"woo woo woo woo!"

"Oooooohoo!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

For some reason, the group of female orangutans also became excited, and they all gathered together with A Miao and began to beat Yin Shi.

"Help me! Help me! Help me!" Yin Shi kept screaming miserably, but unfortunately he was already surrounded by a group of female orangutans, and Okang Cangzhu could only see his one hand trying to do it. Signing for help.

"..." Gangcangzhu, Yinsang's mouth is so cheap that even orangutans hate it.

"Ah Miao, don't hit me, Yin, oh no, Tokiko is now Shinpachi's guest, it would be bad if it gets broken." Okakuratake hurried over to stop A Miao.

"Hmph! Pfft!" A Miao was pulled away by Gang Cangzhu, she stood up and clapped her hands before spitting on the ground.

"puff!"

"puff!"

"puff!"

The group of female orangutans also stopped, spitting along with A Miao.

"..." Gang Cangzhu, obviously she also fed them bananas with A Miao, why are these orangutans listening to A Miao's words like this now, it's amazing!

In the end, the master of ceremonies compromised under the coercion of the Liusheng monster army. Gao Tianyuan invited two referees (20), 55 human monsters, and [-] female orangutans, totaling [-].

Gao Tianyuan won the second round, and the current match is abc.dotch and Gao Tianyuan 1:1.

"The competition system is five rounds. There have been two rounds of competition. Gao Tianyuan and abc.dotch have won one round each. Next, we will start the third round—Jiu Li!" After the master of ceremonies finished speaking, a staff member came up from the backstage There are two wine towers.

"This round of the competition is not so simple. In order to make women happy, the host must master not only the ability to chat, but also the ability to drink, not only to let the guests drink, but also to drink himself. This round of competition The contestants have to drink a tower of wine from each family."

"But the competition is not so simple. After drinking, the contestants have to wrestle with our three referees. Everyone is familiar with the three referees. They are the referees of the previous round, Ms. Okakura, A Miao Miss, Mrs. Xixiang."

"The three are all weak women. When the time comes, please don't let the contestants see how cute they are, haha."

As soon as the master of ceremonies finished speaking, the faces of Gao Tianyuan and abc.dotch turned black.

They are the weak ones!They are the ones who need to release water!

"Hehehehe." On the stage, the three referees smiled together, clenched their fists, and the crunch of bones made the people below sweat even more.

"It's not good, Yinsang! The strength of the three above is super strong, is there really no problem on our side?" Shinpachi asked tremblingly.

"It's nothing, it's nothing. You should know that the opponent's team looks like a team of white faces. They must not be able to deal with those three monsters. We will always find a way." Yin Shi said with a twitch of his lips.

"But this round is a screen draw for contestants, I don't know who will be drawn." Xinpachi silently prayed in his heart that he would not be drawn!

"The third round is randomly selected. This round is a three-person system. Now the big screen is rolling. Let's draw the contestants from Gao Tianyuan's side first." The master of ceremonies pointed to the big screen, and the names of Gao Tianyuan's team began to scroll on the screen.

"1,2,3, stop!"

"It's me again!" Hijikata and Yinshi yelled frantically at the same time, and they were selected again in the third round.

And the remaining one contestant is Okita.

Next is abc.dotch, and the big screen starts rolling again.

"1,2,3, stop!"

abc.dotch selected No. 1, No. 6, and No. 9. All three looked slender and handsome, which reassured Gao Tianyuan's contestants.

"Okay, the contestants from both sides have been selected. The time limit for this game is 40 minutes. The drinks of both sides are 60 bottles. The contestants of both sides have to drink all the wine and run to the referee's seat to compete with the referee. Each contestant has three chances to compete with three referees, that is to say, a contestant can challenge three referees, and winning one of the referees will add one point to the team, and now the competition begins!"

After the master of ceremonies finished speaking, Gintoki, Hijikata, and Okita immediately rushed to the side of the drink tower. The drinks on the tower were very rich, including tequila, tompelier, vodka, shochu, beer and so on.

"Danna, Hijikata-san, I have a suggestion. The most difficult part of this round of competition is to wrestle with the three referees. Let's let one of them drink all the wine, and the remaining two Go wrestle with the referee, and I propose Hijikata-san as the candidate." Okita said with a smile.

"Ah, I think this proposal is good." Gintoki tapped his palm and nodded.

"Are you kidding! How can I drink 60 bottles of wine by myself, do you want me to die!" Hijikata yelled at Okita with glaucoma eyes.

"Hijikata-san, victory always requires sacrifice, doesn't it?" Okita said innocently with blinking eyes, but no matter how Hijikata looked at it, he felt that the little bastard Okita's eyes were murderous.

"That's right, Mr. Duochuan, we can win by sacrificing one of you." Yin Shi squinted his eyes and said with a sinister smile.

After speaking, Gintoki and Okita each picked up a bottle of wine and approached Hijikata.

"Wait! What are you two duos going to do?" Tu Fang stepped back and looked at them and asked warily.

"What are you going to do? Of course I invite Hijikata-san to drink!" After finishing speaking, Okita ran to Hijikata and grabbed his arm, and Gintoki also went to grab his other arm.

"You two bastards! Let go... um!" Before he could finish speaking the native dialect, he was poured into a bottle of tequila by Okita.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Hijikata struggled hard to get rid of these two bastards, but he was not strong enough to drink, a bottle of tequila had already made him a little confused, and with the holding of his Gintoki and Okita The strength is very strong, and the poor Tufang was suppressed by the duo of shaking s just like that.

"Ah, Gao Tianyuan's team brutally slaughtered their teammates at the beginning of the game. It was an ugly scene. Alright, let's take a look at the game on abc.dotch." After the master of ceremonies finished speaking, the camera Turned to abc.dotch here.

Unlike Gao Tianyuan's team, abc.dotch's game atmosphere is very harmonious. Among the three, No. 6 drank the most. He pulled off his collar, picked up a bottle of wine and drank it directly. He drank it within a few minutes Several bottles of wine.

The harmonious performance of abc.dotch was in contrast to the brutal fighting of Gao Tianyuan's team next to it, and the female audience in the audience was dragged a lot by abc.dotch.

Finally, Tufang, who was fed alcohol by the duo of S, couldn't hold on any longer. He was fed 30 bottles of wine, and his stomach became distended.

boom!Tu Fang fell directly on the ground and passed out. His eyes were white, his face was livid, and orange wine flowed out from the corner of his mouth from time to time.

"..." Gang Cangzhu, it's really unlucky for Dokata to be in the same group as those two.

"Danna, I think Hijikata-san is really dying, what should we do now?" Okita looked at Gintoki and asked.

"Don't worry, what we gave Duo Chuan-jun just now were all high-alcohol wines, and now the rest are all low-alcohol wines, 30 bottles, the two of us can handle it." Yin Shi said with a sly smile.

"..." Tu Fang, if he heard the curly hair of the useless wood, he would definitely not be able to resist hacking him to death, but even if he passed out, Tu Fang decided to chop down these two bastards after he woke up!

Next, Gintoki and Okita drank the rest of the wine very easily, and No. 6 of the abc.dotch team on the opposite side also drank all the wine. Nothing.

But the expressions of the people from both teams became serious. They knew that what was just now was relatively simple, and what lies ahead is the real difficulty.

Because... in front of them are three super monsters!