Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

After Tong Yi finished writing the letter of guarantee, he told his team members not to come to his dormitory in the future.

Li Xin roughly talked about the situation at that time in the group, and many people were so angry that they wanted to rush over to beat Mi Le, but Tong Yi stopped them.

Tong Yi: The coach is recommending us recently. We can't embarrass him. Don't make trouble. I will find a way to deal with him.

On the second day after Dayi was awe-inspiring, someone came to Tong Yi's dormitory again.

At that time, Mi Le was arranging his hair at the table, while Tong Yi was looking for a pair of today's shoes in a row of sneakers.

At this time, someone knocked on the door and walked in directly.

Tong Yi was startled, and when he turned around, he saw Li Xin's girlfriend coming.

Uh... I really forgot to tell Li Xin's girlfriend.

Tong Yi subconsciously looked at Mi Le, and saw that Mi Le was also looking at him.

Tong Yi shrugged, and whispered, "I don't know about the fish that slipped through the net."

Mi Le nodded and turned to look at Li Xin's girlfriend.

As expected of a two-meter-one girlfriend, her height is estimated to be 1.8 meters, a women's volleyball team?Or women's basketball?

"Li Xin, let's break up!" Li Xin's girlfriend said bluntly to Li Xin who was still making the upper bunk.

Li Xin was startled, got up with a "chuckle", then hit the roof of the shed hard, and wailed in pain.

"What's wrong?" Li Xin asked.

"Fuck your mother's gold chain!" The girlfriend took out a gold necklace from her pocket and threw it directly on Li Xin's face.

"What's wrong? Don't you like it?" Li Xin hurried down and asked her.

"I don't like it. My dad wouldn't give it to my mom."

"Brother Yi gave me the idea to give this benefit."

Li Xin's girlfriend glared at Tong Yi, and then questioned Li Xin: "Are you asking Tong Yi? You might as well ask the donkey in the east of the village."

"That's a little bit wrong. How can you hurt innocent people by arguing?" Tong Yi was very upset after hearing this.

"When you two fall in love with a girl, do you have nothing else to say besides drinking more hot water and saying that I can't do anything if you think so?" She asked Tong Yi.

"Uh...yes, I can't help you if you think so."

Li Xin's girlfriend was so angry that she yelled at Li Xin again: "It's broken! Don't contact me in the future, I will block you!"

After saying that, he turned his head and left.

Li Xin was at a loss when she saw Tong Yi in Mi Le pit last night. It was only after seeing Tong Yi's letter of guarantee that she understood what was going on.

The same confused face who was dumped today asked Tong Yi: "Brother Yi, what's the matter? Can't the gift be given?"

"I think it's probably because the gold chain you gave isn't heavy enough!"

"so?"

"I guess so..."

Mi Le put down the hair dryer, looked back at the two of them, and couldn't help but smile.

"Do you want to share?" Mi Le asked Li Xin.

Li Xin shook his head.

"Then hurry up and chase her. If you don't chase her now, you'll be completely cold when she calms down." Mi Le said.

Li Xin hurriedly ran, and because of her anxiety, her feet slipped.

Only Mi Le and Tong Yi are left in the dormitory.

Kong Jiaan estimated that he was living with her boyfriend and had little time to go back to the dormitory.

Tong Yi asked Mi Le: "Do you only smile when others are having a bad time?"

Mi Le was a little puzzled and asked, "Why do you ask that?"

"I laughed once when I was writing the letter of guarantee, and Li Xin laughed once when you watched the excitement when you were dumped."

Mi Le didn't realize it himself, and he just sighed afterwards: "I observed it quite carefully."

Tong Yi didn't answer any more, just stared at his sneakers and continued to look.

"Your sportswear suits the black pair." Mi Le said suddenly again.

Tong Yi reached for the sneakers, after thinking for a while, he took the golden sneakers and put them on.

Then Mi Le watched Tong Yi walk out of the bedroom uncoordinated with his upper and lower body with a cold expression.

Tong Yi drove the car he had redeemed not long ago, honked the horn wildly on the road, and drove with a "beep beep".

The person next to him on a bicycle easily overtook Tong Yi's car and looked back at Tong Yi's car, measuring his middle finger.

Tong Yi was very competitive, and started to race with the bicycle. There were no traffic lights along the way. Tong Yi didn't overtake the bicycle, and was left far behind.

Sitting in the car, Tong Yi began to growl violently: "Ahhhhh! Why are you so breathless!"

Not long after he got his driver's license, his whole body was tense while driving, and he didn't dare to drive too fast, or his heart would jump out.

He turned a decent car into a classic, and worked himself out.

Tong Yi, who is known for his speed when playing volleyball, started to drive in a safe and sound manner after he lost in racing with a bicycle. Tong Yi drove for two hours to a place that could be reached within four to 10 minutes of normal driving.

The car drove into the community, and the pole was raised. He was just about to wave his hand to signal, but he found that there was no guard at all.

The neighborhood doesn't seem to be automatic...

Tong Yi ignored it and continued driving inside.

Tong Yi's father is not an ordinary person, and his brain circuit is not right.

There was a murder case in their community in the early years. A family of four was murdered, and the method of death was dismemberment.In order to hide the corpse, the murderer took a month to complete and buried the corpse in every corner of the community.

For example, the head of a father in the east, and the legs of a daughter in the west, the divisions are quite even.

The house was also cleaned up by the murderer, and the matter was concealed for a while.

But paper can't hold fire. After the incident broke out, the residents in the community went crazy, and many people moved away. I always feel that the community is gloomy.

If Tong Yi's house was bought before, it would be okay, but Tong's father bought it later.

First of all, the housing prices here are so cheap that they seem to be picked for nothing.

Secondly, Tong's father didn't know where he heard about it, saying that there are talents in the yin house, and Tong Yi can be admitted to university if he lives here.

Tong's father has no education, but is rich, so he hopes that his son will be a college student in the future.

Tong's father still feels that Tong Yi was able to go to H University because he lived here.

Therefore, Tong Yi grew up here.

Tong's father is busy and doesn't have time to come here often. Tong Yi was brought up by a nanny.

In the early days, the nannies around him changed like a bus going up and down, one every few days, it is really that this community is really cautious.

Later, a fat man came, who was willing to work hard with a high salary. Tong Yi even heard his aunt sigh: "This job is like being on duty at a crematorium. Although it is scary, the salary is high."

Tong Yi drove the car to his own house and parked. Instead of entering the house, he went to another house not far away. He stood at the door and raised his hand to ring the doorbell, but the door opened at this moment.

Every time Tong Yi came to see Xu Duoduo, he had to take a deep breath first.

calm down...

Calm down!

If ghosts really hurt people, he wouldn't be able to live to this day.

Tong Yi has lived in this area of ​​villas since he was a child, and a detached villa in the farthest corner caught his attention.The nannies are often changed here. It seems that there are no adults, only a little girl lives here.

He was heartless and always came to play with Xu Duoduo, and then he gradually discovered that something was wrong with Xu Duoduo.Because Xu Duoduo is a person who believes in metaphysics, and he really seems to have some knowledge, which is amazing.

In the end, he was so big-hearted that he didn't care, and he really became Xu Duoduo's childhood sweetheart.

Tong Yi was sitting on the sofa in the living room playing with his mobile phone, Xu Duoduo went downstairs as if talking to himself, and then sat beside Tong Yi.

He looked down at his phone, then at Xu Duoduo, Xu Duoduo had an extra drink in his hand, and said, "Thank you."

He glanced at the air, and saw another drink in Xu Duoduo's hand out of thin air, and handed it to him.He reached out to take it, and then said to the air: "Thank you."

Tong Yi took a sip of his drink, clicked on Moments and saw that Mi Le had been updated, three group photos of the drama club, and one selfie.

Mi Le is an entertainer, so it goes without saying that the selfie looks as if he is not a real person.

Because he was particularly annoyed by Mi Le, he couldn't help muttering: "Stupid."

After muttering, he zoomed in on the picture again, looked at Mi Le's face, then looked at the others, and saved the picture by accident.

"Who is it?" Xu Duoduo asked.

"I am a dormitory thing, and a day's thing."

"Oh..." Xu Duoduo deliberately elongated his reply.

"Well, isn't he pretty?" He said, holding up his phone to show Xu Duoduo a photo of Mi Le.

She took a casual look and replied, "It's okay."

"It's okay? I just think he looks good, so I let him sleep with me peacefully until today."

"Oh, what are you doing here today?"

"Do you have any tricks to deal with him?" Tong Yi's intention for coming back suddenly was this.

"Huh? How to clean up?" Xu Duoduo was quite interested.

"It's best to make him realize his excesses!"

Xu Duoduo immediately rang his hand, and after a while took out a talisman and gave it to Tong Yi: "You stuff this talisman into his pillow, as long as he sleeps on the pillow for seven days, he will be able to let him sleep." He died immediately after seven days."

Tong Yi was still pinching the talisman to look back and forth, but after listening to it, he quickly threw it to Xu Duoduo, for fear that he would die suddenly if he touched it too much.

"No way, no way."

Xu Duoduo took out another talisman: "This one is fine too. You can write his birth date and the diseases you want him to have on the back. You can choose any kind of cancer and let him be tortured to death slowly." .”

Tong Yi was stunned, and asked, "Can you write about cervical cancer and breast cancer?"

Xu Duoduo directly took back the talisman and asked, "Then what do you want?"

"Just clean him up. I can't beat him or scold him. I'm too suffocated." Tong Yi continued to stare at Xu Duoduo.

"Oh, how to clean up?"

"I'm here to ask you."

"Give you a bad luck charm? But you will also have bad luck on the way back."

"I just want to give him a good beating without making a mistake."

"Put on a sack."

"That's fine, but... I think it's me."

Xu Duoduo looked at Tong Yi with his arms crossed for a long time, and finally said: "How about this, I will find a way to allow you to enter his dream, and you go to his dream to torture him and make him have nightmares every day , or simply beat him in a dream."

"Ah... that's fine, what should I do?"

Xu Duoduo raised his hand and nodded Tong Yi's forehead, then said, "Okay."

"That's... alright?"

"Yes, but there is a premise, that is, he has to dream of you before you can enter his dream. If you enter by force, it will cause confusion in his soul and six souls."

Tong Yi was unhappy when he heard this, and asked: "This... is too harsh. If he never dreams of me, will I never be able to deal with him?"

"Think about it every day and dream at night, if you pay attention to him during the day, he might dream of you at night, and then you go in and deal with him."

"Oh..." Tong Yi thought about it carefully, and thought it was quite interesting.

After drinking the drink, Tong Yi got up again: "Okay, I'm going back to school to dream."

Then he drove his own car, "beep beep" all the way back to school.

On the way, he encountered an old lady crossing the road, and he was about to slam on the brakes to give way. Later, he found that the old lady had passed when he drove to the crosswalk.

So I continued to drive "beep beep", and gradually got used to being overtaken by bicycles.

This time he won't be depressed, but rather happy. He will be able to clean up Mi Le soon!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The author has something to say: Sand sculptures are so much fun~

It will be dreamed, and it will gradually enter your wife's dream, and when the time is right, it will be every day!

[Let me tell you something, Xiao Gong's surname is Tong (tong), not Dong]