Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

How fast can a straight man bend himself?

Immediately afterwards, after the bend, the dragon did so well that even Mi Le, who was born with a bend, felt inferior.

Tong Yi is talented, not only in volleyball, but also in bending himself and teasing Mi Le by the way.

Mi Le was originally pushing Tong Yi's head, but later he supported him, and occasionally pinched Tong Yi's ears.

Tong Yi's hair is very short, and it is a little prickly when touched.

The rabbit's tail was held by Tong Yi, and he was still reluctant to let go.

The soft and fluffy feel of this tail is something you can't feel in reality, and Tong Yi likes it very much.

Mi Le looked quite rough, and he was a little embarrassed to be like this.

The temperature that makes people feel comfortable, the softness that makes people immerse themselves in it, and the tip of the tongue that is scraped bit by bit.

When kissing Tong Yi, Tong Yi was quite jerky at first.

Later, just like a wild beast, he knew aggression.

Now, Tong Yi has done it with ease.

It is estimated that Tong Yi will be very good at this kind of thing in the future.

When Mi Le was ready, Tong Yi simply swallowed with a "gudong", propped himself up and wiped the corners of his mouth, looking at Mi Le with unexpectedly gentle eyes.

"Am I okay?" Tong Yi actually had the nerve to ask for credit.

"The tiger teeth scratched me." Mi Le replied.

"I'll pay attention next time."

Mi Le quickly tidied up his clothes and hid back: "Are you satisfied? Let me go."

"Not satisfied." Tong Yi licked his lips and smiled evilly.

"What else do you want to do?"

After thinking about it, Tong Yi actually started to sing: "Little rabbit, be good, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in."

In fact, Tong Yi's singing is not very pleasant, that is, the sound of a little subwoofer will make people subconsciously feel pleasant.

Such a song was actually sung in a wicked way.

Mi Le panicked immediately, and asked, "What's going on in your head?"

"I miss you, it's all about you, I miss you in all directions without any dead ends."

"Why so yellow? What song are you singing?"

"Hey! How wronged? If you think this song is pornographic, report it to me. If the report is successful, I will lose."

Mi Le pursed his lips and couldn't say anything, so he glared at Tong Yi.

"You little bunny is getting fatter, believe it or not, I'll clean you up?" Tong Yi said and moved towards Mi Le again, but was kicked by Mi Le and fell out of the nest.

Soon Mi Le heard Tong Yi exclaim: "Fuck, where are my wings?!"

Then came the sound of "嗙".

Mi Le hurriedly looked at the edge of the nest, and found that there was no one below, and Tong Yi had disappeared.

Immediately afterwards, he couldn't help it, and laughed with a "puchi".

My heart is no longer as uncomfortable as before.

After Mi Le woke up, he began to worry about Tong Yi's friend application.

To add or not to add?

The thinking Kung Fu staff asked him to record, and he put down his phone and continued working.

He came here first to attend a press conference, and then took a car to a neighboring city to record a reality show.

This reality show has been very popular recently, and I like to invite some popular artists. This is the second time for Mi Le to be a guest on this show.

When it came to one of the links, the content setting was particularly embarrassing.

All the guests were divided into four teams, Mi Le's team and the other two teams lost.

The punishment proposed by the victorious guest team is particularly coquettish. The losing team is asked to call their friends to borrow money. Whoever borrows the most will start first.

However, this start can only be followed after all the winning teams have started.

Mi Le listened to other people borrowing money with his mobile phone. They all called their good friends, and some borrowed money very embarrassingly.There are also witty remarks, and various stalks pop up.

Mi Le planned to call Zuoqiu Mingxu, but no one answered after calling several times.

Zuoqiu Mingxu wanted to follow Mi Le's popularity several times, and Mi Le also cooperated. He even posted a photo with Zuo Qiu Mingxu on his Weibo and added @. Zuo Qiu Mingxu didn't become popular, but just gained some fans.

This time Zuoqiu Mingxu continued to drop prices, and he didn't answer the phone.

Mi Le was very helpless, he hesitated for a while looking at the address book, and then called Tong Yi.

Tong Yi was still panting when he answered, and asked, "Hello?"

"Well, hello, I'm..."

"Sell what?"

"No, I'm Mi Le."

Mi Le took a quick glance at the camera, as well as the other guests who had been watching him, feeling extremely embarrassed in his heart.

It's time to expose the fact that he doesn't have many friends.

Isn't it shameful that none of his "best friends" have his phone number?

The other side was silent for a while before asking: "I said why the call wasn't intercepted. When did you save my phone number? Why don't I know your number?"

"The dorm teacher has an address book."

"Oh..." Tong Yi replied in a long voice, "There is another trick, why didn't I think of it?"

"That...can you...uh?"

"Yes." Tong Yi replied very quickly.

"I haven't said anything yet!"

"As long as you open your mouth, as long as I can do it, I can." Tong Yi still replied carelessly, followed by the sound of opening and closing the door, probably from the training ground to other rooms.

"I want to borrow money from you."

"How much do you talk."

There was a small booing sound from around, and a female guest simply covered her face and said in a low voice: "Oh my God, what kind of fairy friend is this, who actually has the feeling of a boyfriend who is overwhelmed."

Mi Le heard it, but pretended not to hear it, and continued to talk to the phone: "I'll borrow as much as you can."

"Can I borrow...uh...not a scam call? Are you really Mi Le?"

"Correct."

"I don't believe it. Your WeChat friend application was approved by me. I'll think about it after making a video with me."

Mi Le was helpless. After hanging up the phone, he opened WeChat, added Tong Yi as a friend, and then sent a video to Tong Yi, continuing to be hands-free.

Other people around avoided, only Mi Le was in the video, so that this "borrowing" can continue smoothly.

"Why do you suddenly want to borrow money?" Tong Yi asked with a smile when he saw Mi Le in the video.

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi in the video, wearing his jersey and sitting in the locker room.

"I want to make a movie with a tailor-made script, so I have to operate it myself, which requires a lot of money."

"Oh, investing in a movie, okay, how much?"

"How much you can borrow, how much I want."

"Your words are really annoying. It's like cheating on my family. The whole rough figure is fine." Tong Yi was speechless, he had never invested in any movies, so he didn't know the rough figure.

The former teammate with the highest loan directly borrowed 2000 million, which caused a sensation in the audience.

Mi Le thought for a while and counted a five.

"[-] million? Is it enough?" Tong Yi asked.

Mi Le was stunned by Tong Yi's question and didn't answer.If it was someone else, Mi Le would probably feel that the other party was pretending.

It is difficult for ordinary enterprises to come up with tens of millions of working capital.

But the other party was Tong Yi, and the question was quite sincere.

Tong Yi's family really doesn't know how to manage funds, maybe they have hundreds of millions in savings waiting to get interest, they can do it!

Tong Yi was still muttering: "I'll do the math... I'll ask my dad for some, and then it should be enough to sell the house in my hand. Are you in a hurry? Don't worry, I'll get some for you first, and when my house is sold out, it should be enough. I'll make it up for you."

"Are you sure you can lend me these?" Mi Le really asked.

"It's not that you won't pay it back. What's the uncertainty? Although you have a nasty personality, I can be sure that you won't owe money and never pay it back. I can add you as a friend by lending you some money, and I know your phone number. It's worth it." Tong Yi said and began to look for cigarettes nearby to smoke.

Mi Le looked up at the camera and said in a daze, "I borrowed [-] million."

The scene exploded immediately, and many guests leaned over behind Mi Le, wanting to see who this [-] million local tycoon is.

Everyone was exclaiming, and the scene suddenly became a little out of control.

Tong Yi originally planned to smoke a cigarette, but when he looked up and saw so many people and cameras in the video, he quickly put it away.

"What's the situation? This is like whack-a-mole, with heads popping out one by one." Tong Yi asked while watching the video.

The other guests began to greet Tong Yi, saying their names.

Any one of these guests walking on the street would attract a group of fans asking for autographs, but Tong Yi was very calm when he saw them.

"Oh, hello, I'm Tong Yi." Tong Yi introduced himself, and he was not excited when he saw a celebrity.

A guest asked Tong Yi in the video: "Are you serious about borrowing [-] million from Mi Le?"

"correct."

"Do you have a mine at home?"

"How do you know?" Tong Yi was quite surprised.

Mi Le started laughing, and then explained to others: "He is the son of the real mine owner."

"Oh my god, five hundred million? Is it really not H coins or rubles?" A female guest exclaimed.

"My little brother is a bit handsome!" Another female guest leaned over to take a look.

"It seems to be Mi Le's...classmate who plays volleyball. I read Weibo, and I am Le Yi."

"I can add your WeChat to your phone number, and you can lend me 5000 million." The female guest came to the front of the video and asked jokingly.

"No, it's just Mi Lexing." Tong Yi replied with a smile, and he didn't panic at all when he saw a bunch of big names and cameras.

Needless to say, Tong Yi in the video is really handsome.

Tong Yi was really happy at this time, because he finally added Mi Le's WeChat back, so he laughed so much that it was called teasing.

In this session, Mi Le won without any surprise.

The next part is fun to break through. Various obstacles are set up on the road, and guests need to pass through these obstacles. The person who reaches the finish line first will win the team.

Miller started to catch up with the winning team 10 seconds after the start.He is young and full of explosive power, and his body is flexible. Even if other guests came to obstruct him, he passed smoothly.

Under the cover of his teammates later, Miller overtook the winning team and was the first to reach the finish line.

After recording the show, Mi Le picked up his phone and saw a bunch of unread messages.

Opening Tong Yi's chat box, he saw a neat row of red envelopes, each with a different title.

Mi Le read them in order, and at the same time received the red envelope.

[Can we be more mature? 】

[Block black at every turn. 】

[What kind of hero is he? 】

[Suddenly make a phone call. 】

[A group of people also jumped out to watch. 】

[I won't argue with you about this. 】

【Don't fight coldly with me either. 】

[I know I was wrong. 】

[Really no longer like this. 】

[I'll ask my sister to apologize to you when you come back. 】

【Okay? 】

【Ancestor. 】

It looks fierce, but in fact everyone is apologizing.

There are so many things to say, the purpose is just to give out red envelopes.

Sending out red envelopes also cost face, so it's extremely "fierce".