Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

"Occupational disease." Tong Yi was also quite helpless, and explained casually.

What he did was definitely a conditioned reflex.

He took a look with the doll in his hand, and found that Mi Le didn't intend to take the doll away, so he put the doll on his waistband, and the doll wobbled when he walked.

After being interrupted, Mi Le stopped dancing, turned around to say goodbye to the fans and continued shopping with them.

Zuoqiu Mingxu had been thinking about what gift to buy for Gong Monan, so he walked to the door of the doll's shop and stopped, looking at the doll inside, hesitating for a while.

Mi Le also looked inside, and suddenly saw hellokitty on a wall.

For some reason, he laughed out loud when he saw hellokitty, and then walked towards the wall, it seemed that hellokitty had a special attraction for him.

Tong Yi followed suit and subconsciously felt a stomachache when he saw hellokitty.

That's not a simple hellokitty, in Tong Yi's heart, it's his collapsed man's dignity.

However, seeing Mi Le holding up a hellokitty doll and smiling, Tong Yi quickly forgot about the pain, and only thought that Mi Le was smiling very nicely, like an angel.

After Mi Le saw hellokitty, he couldn't help it at all. His head was full of Tong Yi's distraught look when he was pregnant. No matter how he thought about it, it was so interesting. Even the dolls that he was not interested in usually looked very pleasing to the eye.

"Pack me one of these." Mi Le said subconsciously, and then remembered that he was abroad, and immediately repeated it in English.

Tong Yi suddenly wanted to buy it, after all, she had been his daughter.

But he was afraid that Mi Le would find out, so he turned around and saw Doraemon, and said to Mi Le, "I want to buy that one, the biggest one."

Mi Le was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Uh...it's not easy to take, right? It's very troublesome to take it back to the country."

"I'll carry it back." There was stubbornness in the words.

"Why do you want to buy this kind of thing." Mi Le asked a question, his eyes flicked around Tong Yi, and he wanted to frown subconsciously.

"Why did you buy it?" Tong Yi asked back.

"To my studio staff." Mi Le didn't even blink his eyes, as if there was only one staff in his studio.

"I'll give it to Si Li."

"why?"

"Because he is as stupid as a big bear, suitable."

"..."

Mi Le inevitably thought a little more, but soon felt that his idea was absurd, and immediately denied it.

How can it be?

Mi Le helped Tong Yi communicate with the salesperson, and helped Tong Yi buy a large Doraemon.

It's quite big for others, but for Tong Yi...it's just something you can carry.

Zuoqiu Mingxu was shopping in other places before, and seeing the two of them wrapping dolls, he always felt that both of them were abnormal.

He bought a doll as a gift for his girlfriend, what happened to these two people?

"The childlike innocence is still there?" Zuoqiu Mingxu asked them.

"Send it to a friend." The two of them answered in unison, so confident that they almost believed it themselves.

However, there were still fans following behind Mi Le, and because of their patronage, the store suddenly became crowded.

Zuoqiu Mingxu hadn't finished picking out the presents before being pushed out of the shop by Mi Le.

"Why don't you find a place to rest for a while, and I'll go to you guys after I've selected the presents?" Zuoqiu Mingxu suggested.

"I'll take a break too. I'll be tired if I go shopping for more than 5 minutes." Tong Yi immediately followed suit. He needs a break especially since he has been practicing for so many years.

Mi Le and Tong Yi glanced at each other, although they hated each other, they still compromised.

In order to avoid the fans, the two of them deliberately found a very remote place, next to the small river.

There are people in the room where the air conditioner can be blown. The two of them sat in the shade outdoors, with dolls beside them.

In order to avoid quarreling when they opened their mouths, the two played mobile phones together after sitting down, and ignored each other.

I don't know if it's because the two of them rely on dolls, it seems that the two of them are very "girly", and they are a bit motherly.

It was Mi Le's thin legs that were really weak, and they actually attracted the robbers.

Miller only read some news, saying that this place is very chaotic, and some people even blatantly break into and rob the house during the day.

It was the first time he really encountered it.

The three gangsters stood in front of the two of them, fearing that they might not understand the language, so they repeated a few words over and over again.

Tong Yi turned around and asked Mi Le: "What are they talking about? Asking you for an autograph?"

"No, they asked us for money, and asked us to give them our bags, mobile phones, and money."

Tong Yi looked at the three robbers again, and after thinking for a while, he asked Mi Le, "Do you think it's a violation of discipline for me to fight abroad?"

"Forget it, let's save money and avoid disasters. Strong dragons don't overwhelm local snakes. Give them the money and let them go."

"Okay." Tong Yi said, pushing away the doll on his body and standing up, took off his glasses, put his hands in his pockets, and asked them in Chinese, "Can I swipe my card? How much?"

The heads of the three people almost turned from bowing to looking up at the same time, then they looked at each other, and after a while they cursed and ran away.

Tong Yi felt baffled: "What's going on?"

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi in the direction of the backlight, his aggressive handsome face was full of confusion, completely unaware that as long as he took off his sunglasses, stood up and showed his straight height, he would be more like a robber than those three robbers of.

When Tong Yi sat down, he loved Beijing paralyzed, and he was holding a big doll on his body. When he sat down, he didn't feel anything. When he stood up, it was as if a color TV tower had been erected.

"I guess it was suppressed by your aura?" Mi Le guessed.

"Then should I give them money by chasing them? I should be able to catch up now."

"Farewell, I'm afraid they will call the police."

"What's the matter?" Tong Yi muttered, then sat down, continued to hug his Doraemon, lost in thought.

Mi Le sat for a while and suddenly found it funny, but he didn't know what the point of the joke was.

Covering his mouth with one hand and smiling, the smile is shallow but pure.

Tong Yi poked his head to look at him, and asked puzzledly, "What are you laughing at?"

"Don't talk to me."

"why?"

"I want to laugh when I see you."

Tong Yi felt baffled, he really thought about everything seriously, but he really couldn't understand Mi Le's jokes.

"Why?" Tong Yi asked again.

"There's no reason, just keep your mouth shut."

After returning, Mi Le went back to the room and threw hellokitty on the bed.

Picking up the phone, I saw a message from Zuoqiu Mingxu.

Zuoqiu Mingxu: The relationship between you and Tong Yi suddenly became quite good. Did he burn you with a fire in winter?

Mi Le looked at the phone and hesitated for a moment, then replied: You are overthinking.

When Tong Yi returned to the room, he received a call from Xu Duoduo. This little witch can pinch and calculate, and even calculate when it is appropriate to call the other party.

He kicked off his shoes, lay on the bed and answered the phone carelessly: "Hello? What's the matter?"

"Have you cleaned up your roommate yet? Did I cancel the co-dream?"

Tong Yi became anxious as soon as he heard it, and yelled, "Don't, don't, don't!"

"Why? Haven't you entered the dream yet?"

"No, it's just that I haven't finished cleaning him yet. I plan to clean him up slowly."

"I've never heard that Plato is needed to take revenge on a person. If it doesn't work, let me give you a talisman. It can make a person have nightmares for seven days in a row. You just need to put it under his pillow. After seven days, he will definitely let him go." Neurasthenia, loss of appetite for a while."

"No, I think dreaming is fine."

"Why are you a little weird?"

"What can I be surprised about? Everything is normal, and I will call you when I need to cancel."

"Why can't I understand you? Don't you feel bored when you can't fall asleep?"

Tong Yi didn't know how to answer.

Could it be that he told himself his childhood sweetheart, that he fell in love with the rival in his dream?

Is it almost possible to be lingering in the dream to the end of the world?

A few days ago, Tong Yi thought about telling Xu Duoduo to take this thing back.

But now talking to Tong Yi, Tong Yi is unwilling, or even doesn't want to stop at all, he just wants to continue like this.

He didn't want to end up with Mi Le like this and have nothing to do with him afterwards.

"Not boring, how are you and your little boyfriend?" Tong Yi began to change the subject.

"It's still like that, let's keep it." Xu Duoduo mentioned his boyfriend, but he didn't know what mood he was in, and it seemed quite complicated.

"Or did he get jealous when I had a little contact with you?"

"Um……"

"Why do you think he can be so jealous? Serious old men, how many people are jealous when they have nothing to do?"

"Forget it, I won't talk to you anymore, hang up." Xu Duoduo hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

Tong Yi put away the phone, looked at Doraemon, and after thinking about it, he couldn't help but mutter: "Fortunately, I didn't give birth to you, you are bigger than hellokitty's head, you can use a picture of your head as a globe Bar?"

But he went to wash up soon, and waited happily to fall asleep.

Mi Le walked to the mirror and looked at his own appearance.

It turned out to be Tong Yi's second-year-old dress, with his hair combed back into a big back, and he was short of wearing a domineering turban on top of his head.

It's like a punk collecting protection fees.

He couldn't help but clicked his tongue, and when he turned around, he saw Tong Yi waiting for him, standing under the bright neon lights, also in the shape of a middle school student, and wearing a pair of toad glasses.

Tong Yi seemed to be particularly suitable for this unrestrained image, leaning against the railing by the side of the road, with a cigarette in his hand, just looking at him quietly.

This unrealistic scene made Mi Le himself realize that he was dreaming again.

Mi Le walked to Tong Yi's side and said to Tong Yi: "Go, brother will take you to have fun today."

Tong Yi took another puff of cigarette, and actually blew it into his face, asking, "Who is brother?"

"Okay, I'll take my little brother to have fun, okay?" Mi Le actually compromised and asked.

"What kind of happy way?"

Mi Le looked around, then pointed in one direction and said: "See, there is a night market over there, and many of them are for sale. Go and chat with them quietly, and they can tell you the price."

Tong Yi was a little puzzled: "What does this mean?"

"I'll go to the duck, you go to the chicken, we both go."

"Fuck me?"

Tong Yi's body is out of control now, so he can only follow Mi Le, a sentence keeps spinning in his head.

Serious old men, how many people are jealous when they have nothing to do?