Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

When Tong Yi returned to the dormitory, he heard the sound of "cracking" in the bathroom, so he stood at the door of the bathroom and asked, "Where are you taking a shower?"

The people in the bathroom ignored him and continued to take a shower.

He looked in the room, Kong Jiaan's bed was still the same, the table was also clean, obviously he hadn't been back.

This kid is only 1.7 meters tall, and is still thin and small. Every time he stands next to them, he is trembling. It is normal that he will not come back until he changes the dormitory.

There was a stack of things on Mi Le's table, and he probably went to take a shower halfway through the things.

Li Xin was still with his girlfriend, so Tong Yi, a single dog, had nothing to do when he returned to the dormitory, so he could only tease the little things in the dormitory.

He continued to stand at the door and said, "I installed a camera in the bathroom."

The bathroom became quieter, as if no one was moving, only the sound of rushing water.

Tong Yi couldn't help laughing, then moved his body, and continued to say again: "Hey! The guy is quite white!" as if he saw it.

The people in the bathroom hesitated for a moment and continued to take a shower.

Tong Yi went to the door of the bathroom again: "I want to go to the bathroom, I'm in a hurry, hurry up."

The bathroom continued for a while before stopping. After waiting for a while, Mi Le opened the door and came out. Seeing Tong Yi waiting at the door, he couldn't help but ask, "Are you naive?"

Mi Le had just taken a shower, his skin was still so good without makeup, his hair was still damp, and there were still water droplets rolling down his neck.

He was wearing pajamas, which were a little loose and looked very lazy.

"I just asked if you were scared?" Tong Yi asked enthusiastically.

"Could it be that you have this tendency?" Mi Le didn't answer, but asked such a question.

"Huh?" Tong Yi didn't understand.

"For example...you are quite attractive to boys."

Tong Yi nodded: "Yes, they have become my brothers."

Mi Le wiped his hair, walked back to his desk and sat down, looked back at Tong Yi, and smiled inexplicably: "Oh, then congratulations, good brother Xiti."

"I'll show you something." Tong Yi didn't say anything more, took out his phone from his pocket and walked to Mi Le.

"Are you not in a hurry?"

Tong Yi was just teasing Mi Le before, and didn't intend to go to the bathroom at all, so he turned on the video on his phone and showed Mi Le a video: "Si Li really worked hard on the one just shot."

In the video, while running at 1.8 meters, he cried with a mournful face: "Mi Le is my father!"

Run a few more steps and shout a few more times.

That's not all, the most spectacular thing is that 1.8 meters is followed by a group of gloating teammates, holding up their mobile phones and following 1.8 meters to take snaps.

"Aren't you friends? Why are you still booing?" Mi Le couldn't help asking.

"Divide the matter." Tong Yi couldn't help being happy when he saw the matter.

Mi Le looked at it and thought, their relationship must be very good.

How can you make such a joke when you have a bad relationship?

Friends are gone.

After watching one video, Tong Yi showed him the next video. 1.8 meters was crying while running, and stopped shouting, running in standard tears.

"Run and cry?" Mi Le asked.

"Si Li cares about face, he was so ashamed that he burst into tears, isn't this demo pretty funny?" Tong Yi laughed happily.

"..." Mi Le really thought it was quite funny, so he suppressed his laughter.

"Why didn't you ask me to go and have a look?" Miller asked.

"I sent you a message, but you ignored me."

Mi Le reached out for his phone and took a look. Tong Yi had indeed sent a message 10 minutes ago.

"Oh...can you run for a week in 10 minutes?" Mi Le asked again.

"Don't be so harsh, the children are crying, just mean it. After getting along for a long time, you will know that he is annoying on the surface, but he is actually okay." After Tong Yi finished speaking, he put away his phone and pulled He took his own chair and sat next to Mi Le, and asked him, "How do you do Weibo?"

In fact, when Mi Le made a bet with 1.8 meters, he was not prepared for anything.

Now 1.8 meters did so, and he was silent for a while without saying anything.

"What age is this, you don't even know how to register an account?" Mi Le couldn't help asking.

"I'm usually busy with training. I usually just chat on WeChat. I don't have other social software, so I don't know how to use it." Tong Yi said, and began to register a Weibo account clumsily.

That's what his fanbase is asking for.

"What would you call my Weibo?" Tong Yi asked.

"My real name is better, isn't it possible that you will become an athlete in the future?"

"Okay." Tong Yi started to look at the list that recommended him to follow, and most of them were removed, and he didn't know him either.

I slid down for a while and saw Mi Le, so I followed Mi Le and clicked Next.

Then Tong Yi's Weibo was born.

Name: Tong Yi.

Concern: 1.

Fans: 3.

The person who follows is Mi Le, and the fans are forced by Weibo.

He posted his Weibo account to the fan group, and saw that his fans were very excited, clamoring for some certification for him, but he didn't care too much.

After seeing what they were discussing, I asked Mi Le: "What is the name of your fan group?"

"Optimists." Mi Le replied.

When Mi Le didn't mention him as a child star, his fans called him Mimitu, and even now some people call him Xiaotuzi.

"What do you think my fans are called?" Tong Yi was very worried.

"do not know."

After thinking hard, Tong Yi typed in the fan group: just call me Le Yi.

Primary color: Is it really not a CP name?

Tang Qing: Official candy?

Zilu Dou Sensen: This...

Tong Yi didn't understand what it meant, so he typed and asked:? ? ?

Claireyyhx: It's okay, it's fine.

Chirp: What do you want us to call you?

Tong Yi: Call me big brother.

Mochi: But... okay...

Huo Hua He Hai: Brother!

Huohua Hehai: Brother, I took a picture of the basketball game. After the P, can I post the Weibo of the fan club?

Sparks Hehai: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

Tong Yi: Pretty handsome, you can do whatever you want.

Tong Yi chatted for a while, then asked Mi Le: "Can we take a photo together?"

Miller ignored him.

Tong Yi moved his chair closer to Mi Le, raised his phone, turned on the front camera, and said again: "Come on, have a smile."

Mi Le still didn't look back, but raised the middle finger of Tong Yi's hand.

Tong Yi smiled at the camera, took a "group photo" of the two of them, turned around and posted on Weibo.

Tong Yi: We were originally roommates, and our relationship is united and friendly. We help each other, thank you for your attention. [picture]

After posting Weibo, Tong Yi closed the Weibo app, looked at the group again, and found that he couldn't get in the conversation with this group of people, so he put down his phone and went to the bathroom to wash up.

Mi Le was still reading the script when she suddenly received a message. She took a look at her phone and saw that it was sent by her mother.

Mom: This time the hype was very good, the account was restored for you, and a sum of money was sent to you.

Mi Le felt baffled and a little puzzled, so he quickly sent a message to ask his assistant, and only then did he know what was going on.

He immediately opened Tong Yi's Weibo, saw Tong Yi's message, and was speechless for a while.

Weibo content is inexplicable, the photo is taken with the front camera without filter, without PS, very straight, if it is not for Tong Yi's good looks, this photo is really unreadable.

The most important thing is that there is still him in the photo, just the back of the head, the back, and a hand pointing up the middle finger.

The hair is damp, and it is obvious that they have just taken a shower. Although the photo of the two of them is not a frontal photo, the photo of the two of them looks more like a good relationship, and it has a bit of a spoof.

When did Mi Le expose this image?

Fortunately, Tong Yi didn't @ him, so he can continue to pretend to be dead.

Originally, this Weibo was only reposted by Tong Yi's fan group, but it was discovered by Mi Le's team. After all, there are many people @米乐.

The team found out, and so did Mi Le's mother.

After thinking about it, I still bought Tong Yi a hot search and a navy.

Tong Yi's Weibo suddenly became lively.

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi's Weibo, then looked at Tong Yi's follow list, and found that he was the only one who followed him, and couldn't help frowning.

After Tong Yi came out, he immediately asked Tong Yi: "Why don't you pay attention to others?"

"Because I don't know anyone else." Tong Yi replied confidently, took out a bag of pure milk from the drawer, drank it "gudong gudong", and finished it in a few strokes.

"Where's your friend's?"

"They don't play Weibo."

"Do you know that only paying attention to me will cause many people to misunderstand?" Mi Le continued to ask.

"What is the misunderstanding?"

"You two are rumored to be having an affair, do you know?"

Tong Yi seemed to have heard a joke: "The two of us? Gossip?"

Mi Le has convinced Tong Yi, a straight man, and wants to get Tong Yi off, but feels like trying to cover up.

After thinking for a while, he threw the phone aside and glared at Tong Yi again.

"No, what's the point of our gossip? We fight every day together? I just changed the sport, stopped playing volleyball, and turned it into free combat." Tong Yi chattered after Mi Le.

Mi Le raised his head and gave Tong Yi a white look.

Tong Yi was also speechless, and asked, "Did I cause you trouble?"

"It's okay, it's not a big deal." After Mi Le answered, he closed the script and went to sleep.

Tong Yi wandered around the dormitory several times, picked up his phone to read Weibo, and said "fuck me" after reading it.

Clearly overwhelmed by so much news.

Sure enough, it will become red when dipped in rice music.

"Be more honest in the future, don't look like you know me very well." Mi Le said on the upper bunk.

Tong Yi nodded and made a gesture: "OJBK!"

Mi Le tossed and turned for a while before falling asleep. To his surprise, he dreamed of Tong Yi again.

I'm afraid it was because of Tong Yi's coquettish operation that impressed him deeply.

He sat at the bar of the nightclub and watched the bartender make drinks.

Surrounded by young people who come to the nightclub to play, the music is deafening.

After staying for a while, no one came to him to ask for an autograph, which made him feel very comfortable. In fact, he always wanted to come out to play.

When looking around, he saw Tong Yi and his friends gathering together and playing around.

After looking at it for a while, he continued to sit and ordered a glass of wine.

After a while, while looking back at his friends, Tong Yi walked to Mi Le's side, and couldn't help laughing seeing Mi Le drinking.

"Your dream this time is quite complete, and there are Si Li and the others." Tong Yi said.

Miller was taken aback.

Dream?

Oh, it's a dream, otherwise why would he come to this kind of place, no one has come to him yet.

"I'm just a little envious, you have so many friends." Mi Le asked him, this is the truth that would never be told in reality.

"You are just too annoying, otherwise you would have friends." Tong Yi replied.

"Character..." Mi Le muttered, then took a sip of wine.

"But you're not too strict here. Si Li and the others wouldn't sit there in such an upright manner in an environment with so many girls." Tong Yi's attention was still on his friend.

"Yes, it's not rigorous, otherwise there are so many number 0 hidden in this nightclub, it's impossible not to come to you and ask for WeChat."

"No. 0? What team has No. 0?" Tong Yi asked.

Mi Le couldn't help laughing, leaning back and forth, scolding him: "Straight man."

Tong Yi discovered that Mi Le actually had a low smile in his dream, and he couldn't stop laughing.

Laughing inexplicably.

Immediately afterwards, Mi Le patted Tong Yi's trousers: "The number 0 who is interested in you is lucky that you can still treat them as brothers."

Tong Yi froze.

The author has something to say: Tong Yi: Don't shoot indiscriminately, what should I do if the filming is hard?

Miller: What can we do?rub it for you?

Tong Yi swallowed his saliva: It's not impossible...

Then the idiot watched.