Self-cultivation of professional spare tire

When Gu Yanzhan and Si Yijun walked out of the hospital, it was already completely dark.

"Don't smoke after you go back, it's not good for the wound to heal." Gu Yanzhan smelled the smell of smoke on his body and warned. "Don't drink the wine, we'll talk about it later."

"The doctor said just now." Si Yijun followed him lazily.

"Do you listen to what the doctor says?" Gu Yanzhan was speechless.

"That doesn't mean I'll listen to what you say." Si Yijun said.

Hey?

Gu Yanzhan made him choke, and looked up at him.In the meantime, Si Yijun squinted at him with downcast eyes, still with that provocative look, with a faint smile visible.

Like a brat, playing tricks on others on purpose.

"Then don't listen." Gu Yanzhan was so naive, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he walked straight forward.

It was getting late, and he still hadn't had time to eat dinner.He was already hungry when Si Yijun was dressing up just now, and now he doesn't want to talk to him anymore, he plans to find a place to eat.

Si Yijun stretched his long legs and easily followed.

"Got it," he said. "No smoking and drinking."

"You can't eat seafood and mutton yet." Gu Yanzhan added without looking back.

Seafood and mutton... Gu Yanzhan swallowed, wanting to eat crayfish.

Coincidentally, at this moment, his stomach growled in disappointment, as if to express that he also wanted to eat crayfish.

This sound can be heard very clearly in the silence of the night.

Si Yijun laughed out loud.

Gu Yanzhan's ears turned red.I have to say that since he started pretending to be the original owner, he got used to pretending and his skin has become thinner.He didn't make a sound, and quickened his pace, intending to throw this childish annoying spirit away.

"Understood, you can't eat seafood and mutton." Si Yijun easily opened his long legs and followed him. "Then do you want to eat barbecue?"

"...Huh?" Gu Yanzhan was taken aback.

Then, Si Yijun raised his uninjured arm, put an arm around Gu Yanzhan's shoulder, and walked him forward. "Let's go, brother, I'm going to invite you to eat barbecue."

Gu Yanzhan: "...?"

He was wrapped by Si Yijun and took two steps forward, and he could feel his tight and healthy muscles through the school uniform.He was surrounded by Si Yijun's warm breath, densely packed, and he could smell his warm breath with a bit of tobacco smell.

Gu Yanzhan felt that his neck and ears were inexplicably numb, which made him want to run away quickly.

It must be because of the embarrassment just now... Gu Yanzhan thought to himself.

But within two steps, Si Yijun let go of him.

Gu Yanzhan breathed a sigh of relief.But he didn't know that the reason why Si Yijun let go of him was because, the moment he hugged him, his white and round shoulders appeared in his mind again.

Si Yijun quickly dragged him into a taxi, reported the location, and directly threatened Gu Yanzhan to eat barbecue.

And in a place that neither of them knew, there was a skinny, slightly hunchbacked man sitting at a night market stall, holding a mobile phone, surrounded by a group of noisy punks.

The table is full of cold dishes and skewers, and there are several cases of beer under the table.The group of punks punched loudly, so loudly that the table trembled.

"Damn, keep your voice down!" the man cursed loudly.

The voices around him became quieter.A little bastard with a bruised nose and a swollen face came over to pour him a drink, and the people sitting next to him leaned closer to listen to his phone call.

"No, boss, haven't you seen how fucking fierce that kid is beating people?" The man spat on the ground next to him. "Like a mad dog, I injured several brothers here! You can't be reimbursed for medical expenses? Can't you add more to the expenses?"

The younger brothers around heard the words and met their eyes silently.

"Okay, add [-], Boss Si is really generous!" The man beamed.

The punks around all showed surprise expressions.

"Okay, okay, I'll keep it a secret. When you get the money, I promise I won't even know who you are!" The man smiled.

When the man hung up the phone, a group of people burst into joyful laughter, mixed with a lot of dirty words.

"Brother, it's really interesting to say that this rich man pays someone to beat his family!" A gangster next to him said with a smile.

The man spat at him.

"What's the matter, aren't you happy with throwing money at you?"

"Happy, happy, who the hell isn't happy!" The group burst into laughter again.

This group of people is obviously the group that blocked Si Yijun in the alley today.

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Although Gu Yanzhan lives alone all year round, he has always been supported by his two parents, Meituan and Ele.me, and never knows how to cook.

…even the meat can’t be grilled.

After arriving at the barbecue restaurant, Si Yijun looked at him with his hands in his hands, looking like a young master who only cares about eating.Gu Yanzhan took a look at his tightly wrapped right hand, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and pick up the clip.

As a result, when the first batch of meat was turned over, one side was raw and the other side was mushy.

Gu Yanzhan stopped in embarrassment with the piece of meat that was not edible at all.

When he looked at his boss Yijun, he saw the other party smiling gloatingly.

"...Maybe it's too hot." Gu Yanzhan retracted his eyes in embarrassment, and bent down to look at the stove.

"Okay, give it to me." Si Yijun said.Then, he stretched out his left hand, took the tongs in Gu Yanzhan's hand, and deftly moved the meat on the stove to one side, brushed it with oil, and spread the meat neatly on top.

Seeing his skillful and neat movements, Gu Yanzhan fell silent.

"No matter how you know how to roast meat, you're so stupid." Si Yijun said while turning over the roasted meat. "Is light able to learn?"

Gu Yanzhan couldn't help but refute him: "Then don't look for me every day, let me give you lectures."

Si Yijun raised his eyes and glanced at him, and smiled lazily, with a look of "I'll just ask, what can you do to me" all over his face.

Gu Yanzhan turned his gaze away, too lazy to talk to him.

After a while, the rich meaty aroma wafted out.Si Yijun brushed the meat with seasoning, and said, "Oh, I almost forgot, you can not only learn, but also be a hero to save the beauty."

Gu Yanzhan: "...?"

Hey?This male protagonist is still jealous of his dog licking?Not to mention jealousy, but also sour yourself in a strange way?

What to eat is clearly giving yourself a blow!

Gu Yanzhan was so angry that he was about to speak when a chopstick of tender and juicy beef was stuffed into his mouth.

"Meddle less in the future." Si Yijun said. "Can you protect yourself well? Just protect irrelevant people."

Grass!This person is not only jealous, but also thinks he is weak!

...But this meat is really delicious.

Gu Yanzhan didn't refute him for the sake of beef, and finished the whole meal as quietly as a chicken.

He didn't know how interesting his appearance was in Si Yijun's eyes.He is clearly a gentle and cool person, but his eyes are shining when he looks at the food.The movements are elegant, but the chopsticks never stop, like a cat being fed.

Si Yijun couldn't hold back the corner of his mouth, and raised it straight up.

By the time the two finished their meal, it was already late.Gu Yanzhan stood up and put on his coat, and Si Yijun also stood up.

His school uniform had disappeared from the previous fight.He never wears a tie, and now he is only wearing a wrinkled white shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbows, and the collar is open, revealing half of his collarbone.

"Are you cold?" Gu Yanzhan stopped his movements and asked him halfway through his coat.

Si Yijun didn't take it seriously: "It's not cold, just get dressed and go."

Gu Yanzhan put on his coat and followed him out.

Si Yijun stopped in his tracks.

Without knowing it, Gu Yanzhan followed him and stopped.

Then, he saw Si Yijun turned around, lowered his head, raised his hand, pinched his cheek, and lifted it up.

"I thought I was a nerd, but I didn't expect it to be quite interesting." Si Yijun said, pursing his lips.

Gu Yanzhan: "...?!"

After speaking, Si Yijun let go of his hand, turned around and left in satisfaction.

The distance between the two of them was too close just now, Gu Yanzhan was taken aback, and when he returned home, his face was a little hot.

He returned to the room, took out his mobile phone first, and saw the 5 dog licking points given to him by the system.Since he still suffered a little injury today, the system reported to his superiors and gave him an extra 2 points.

Calculated, it is 33 o'clock.

Gu Yanzhan packed up and lay down on the bed, opened the game accidentally, and clicked on today's episode.

In the plot, without Gu Yanzhan coming to protect the heroine, her mobile phone was dropped to the ground, and then the screen was smashed by the little gangster with a stick.

The hostess screamed helplessly in fright.But that little bastard probably didn't plan to hit her hard, smashed her phone, and turned around to join the original scuffle.

Then, just like today, Si Yijun stood out from the group of people and protected the heroine behind him with blood on his hands.

However, this game is from the perspective of the heroine, so there is no description of this scene at all, only a few red lines are symbolically painted on the arm of the hero Lihui.The heroine closed her eyes in fright, but the expected pain did not come, but was protected by a person behind her.

The heroine was touched for a moment, until Si Yijun beat the gangsters away, turned around and said fiercely that she was meddling.

The emotion in the heroine's heart was replaced by grievance.

Then, the hostess quarreled with him again, and was driven away by the "simply unreasonable" Si Yijun.And then, the description of Si Yijun disappeared with the departure of the heroine.

The next day, the hostess received a new mobile phone at home, but she felt that Si Yijun was insulting her with money.

Seeing this, Gu Yanzhan frowned slowly.

He suddenly remembered what the old doctor said today when he bandaged Si Yijun.

"Do you know that if your bones weren't so hard, you would have broken your bones this time? Also, where you got scratched by a beer bottle, the aorta is two inches away, you know? Young man, you should spare your life, don't I thought I was made of iron..."

However, Xiao Yuhan couldn't see these, so there were no traces left in the text.

Gu Yanzhan went to look at the funny and perfunctory red marks on the arm of the hero Li Hui, and suddenly felt a little glaring, so glaring that he felt his heart choked up.

... What a broken game.Gu Yanzhan thought to himself after he came back to his senses, then turned off the game, and opened the King of Glory, which will bring happiness to people.

As soon as he logged in, a message popped up on his phone screen.

"Your friend [—SYJ—] invites you to form a team and rank 5V5 Canyon of Kings."

...?

Why is this disheveled warrior here again?

Gu Yanzhan murmured in his heart, and agreed.

As a result, on this day, the soldier was even worse than usual.His skills were pressed as slowly as if the network was always delayed. Although he followed Gu Yanzhan the whole time, he died as soon as anyone came, like an actor.

Gu Yanzhan couldn't help turning on the mic: "...Are you stuck with the Internet?"

[—SYJ—] didn’t respond to him.

Gu Yanzhan was speechless, and barely dragged him to win the game. The game experience was poor.

When the game was over, he was about to restart the game by himself, but saw that this person invited him again.

Gu Yanzhan: ...?He even began to suspect that this person was playing himself on purpose.

He mercilessly refused.

Then, he received a message from [—SYJ—].

"Feel sorry."

"Hands are a bit inconvenient."

Gu Yanzhan: "...."

After all, the other party's attitude was so sincere, it made it difficult for him to say anything.He replied "It's okay", and planned to quit the game.

As a result, the message from that person came again.

"Can I add your contact information?"

For a moment, Gu Yanzhan suspected that this person wanted to have an online relationship with him.

He didn't even look at the gender of the other party's account, and flatly refused.

"Sorry, I don't have a sister." After finishing speaking, she logged off. ??????????????????????????

The author has something to say: Great Chinese New Year!I need some candy! !

Happy New Years babies! ! !

——感谢在2019-12-2119:48:01~2019-12-3117:52:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: celestialcello 2;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 27 bottles of Wuyan; 20 bottles of celestialcello; 10 bottles of Anyan; 4 bottles of Yumu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!