Self-cultivation of professional spare tire

One of the things Gu Yanzhan regrets the most now is that he initiated the 500 million fan welfare vote on Weibo.

Gu Yanzhan was originally an anchor in the game area of ​​the live broadcast platform, and his stage name was Zhanlu.His game skills are mediocre, not at the level of a professional player, but he has a good personality, and his words are very interesting. The live broadcast is like talking about cross talk. Over the past few years, he has accumulated a lot of popularity and has become a well-known anchor on the platform.

But... today, all this has become history.

Just a few days ago, his fans exceeded 500 million.According to industry rules, the anchor should give fans some benefits.Gu Yanzhan didn't want to think about it himself, so he simply posted a solicitation on Weibo, and the comments with the most likes can be used as benefits.

When the voting was over, Gu Yanzhan's most liked comment on Weibo was——Live play and interact with the otome game "Overbearing School Grass, don't drag me!" ".

Gu Yanzhan: "...?"

Gu Yanzhan was puzzled, but as an idol, keeping one's word is the first rule.

So, just yesterday, he opened the game in his live broadcast room at the request of fans.

That one is called "Overbearing school grass, don't drag it!" "The game is a love development game in a certain light app.The picture quality of the game is very poor, the vertical drawing is rough, the plot is thunderous, and the creator's writing skills are also very naive.

Gu Yanzhan asked suspiciously when he opened the game: "Did I dream back to 2013? Why is this game still popular?"

But there is only one piece of "hahaha" in the barrage.

However, when he saw the second game boy, he knew the reason.

Because this cannon fodder spare tire number two actually has the same name as him, also called Gu Yanzhan.

Gu Yanzhan in front of the computer made a suspicious voice, and the barrage in the live broadcast room was overwhelmed by "hahahahaha".

The heroine of the game, Xiao Yuhan, is a girl with purple hair and big sky blue eyes.Both of her parents died, and she lived with her grandma until one day - her life was changed.

In the year when she was about to go to her third year of high school, a mysterious sponsor found her, willing to sponsor her to finish high school, and let her transfer to the most prestigious noble high school in city A - Orlando Middle School.

Immediately afterwards, the heroine collided with the hero's motorcycle on the first day of reporting to school.As a self-reliant, hard-working, brave, upright and stubborn heroine, Xiao Yuhan naturally reasoned with the hero at the school gate, and successfully won the ridicule of the hero and the attention of the students. Can you do whatever you want, you rich people are nothing without your parents!" Her remarks earned her the enmity of her noble classmates and started her relationship with the male lead.

The following plot is nothing more than the heroine and the hero fighting desperately. The hero is all kinds of domineering and ruthless, leading a group of passers-by ABCD classmates to bully her.The two tough men attract each other, toss each other, and at the same time get involved in a love triangle with a tender and affectionate second male lead. The male second, happy to hear and see, is with the male lead.

And the most mentally handicapped plot is that after the male lead established a relationship, the female lead was kidnapped. The male lead ran to save the female lead without calling the police or bringing a helper. He accidentally beat the kidnapper to death and went to prison.

Three years later, the male lead was released from prison and inherited hundreds of billions of property, and the story ended.

The plot of this game is not long, Gu Yanzhan stayed up all night that day in order to prevent long nights and dreams, and finished playing it.He is very dedicated, complaining from the beginning to the end, playing the boring plot with wit and humor, and the whole live broadcast room is full of cheerful atmosphere.

Especially when the male lead with the same name as Gu Yanzhan appeared.This male lead is handsome, gentle and excellent, but he is blind, obsessed with the heroine, willing to become a licking dog and a spare tire.

As soon as the plot of the second male lead appeared, Gu Yanzhan dissed him crazily: "What do you think this guy is doing badly? He has to be a dog licker, and he still uses my name to be a dog licker?"

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, the game was finally over.Before Gu Yanzhan went to the live broadcast, he did not forget to diss him in the live broadcast room: "The game is a good game, but I think the male lead is a bit mentally retarded. The male lead likes the female lead, at least it is the same-sex attraction between Tie Hanhan , What is he trying to figure out about the heroine? He is trying to figure out that she is poor at learning, and that she has a loud voice?

It's not that I'm bragging to everyone, if I were him, I would definitely not be able to do such a thing. "

There was a hahaha barrage in the live broadcast room, Gu Yanzhan also laughed, turned off the computer and went to sleep.

But the next day, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because he... was dressed as the male number two who he said was "a bit mentally retarded" last night - Gu Yanzhan, who had the same name as him.

This morning, when he opened his eyes, there was a huge crystal chandelier on the ceiling in front of him.He sat up and found himself lying on a kingsize bed.

The surrounding decoration is like a castle in Europe and China in the [-]th century, with a sense of nouveau riche rustic in its wealth.There are layers of silk curtains hanging on the floor-to-ceiling windows. Outside the window is a garden. There are several layers of fountains carved in white marble in the middle. The crystal water reflects the light in the sun.

... Could it be that I was kidnapped by an unknown rich man to inherit the family property?

He subconsciously touched his phone beside the pillow.It was an unfamiliar mobile phone. He tried to unlock it with his fingerprint, but it was unlocked.

He clicked into the WeChat interface.

At the top of a row of unfamiliar dialog boxes is a sticky message named "System 872".Gu Yanzhan clicked on this dialog box, and received a so-called "system" message.

[Hello, I am System 872, very happy to serve you.After the service is started, if you have any questions, you can contact me through this account.

Congratulations, you have been selected by the Interstellar Heroine Protection Bureau, and become the time traveler to enter the game "Overbearing School Grass, don't hold back!" "The lucky player became the second male number in the game: Gu Yanzhan.In line with the purpose of "focusing on the rights and interests of heroines and improving the sense of happiness and gain of heroines", our bureau is committed to bringing happiness to the heroines of each work.

And your task in this article is to become the flower protector of the heroine of this article (referred to as dog licking, and this abbreviation will be used hereinafter), and give the heroine warmth and care in the plot line.Our game will accumulate points based on your performance. If your dog licking value is less than 100 at the end of the plot line, our game will kill your soul.

Please don't worry, you in your original world have not been stripped away.After the task is completed, you can choose to stay or return to the original world (except for being wiped out).

Please reply. ]

Gu Yanzhan: "...?"

He replied with a question mark in the dialog box.

[Thank you for your cooperation, the relevant documents have been sent to you, please pay attention to check. ]

[Attachment: Dog Licking Value Calculation Details.doc]

[Attachment: Current Mission Guidelines.doc]

Gu Yanzhan: "???"

So, just like that, Gu Yanzhan inexplicably entered this Tianlei game, and was forced to become the heroine Xiao Yuhan's licking dog.

Gu Yanzhan, as a young man of the new era who has been surfing the Internet for a long time, still has the concept of time travel.

But Gu Yan Zhan, the straight man of steel, has never thought that one day he will become the chosen one, enter a certain novel and hold a golden finger to kill the world, or become the male protagonist in a martial arts novel. , but never imagined that one day, he would be transmigrated into a female-oriented love development game...and be a cannon fodder to lick the dog's second male.

It's too awful.

Accepting this tragedy with difficulty, Gu Yanzhan accepted his fate and opened the file sent to him by the system.In addition to telling him how to accumulate dog licking points, the document also set another value for him.

Character collapse value.

In other words, here, he must play the role of "Gu Yanzhan" well.If he does something that violates the character settings and arouses the suspicion of the people around him, his character collapse value will be increased.If the character's collapse value reaches 100, his mission will fail early and his soul will be wiped out by the system.

Gu Yanzhan fell silent for a while.

Who is the original owner!Cool and gentle noble son!President of the student union!The gentle school grass that everyone is looking forward to!

The point is... the number one in the grade!

Gu Yanzhan was originally a talkative and funny person who liked to laugh a lot, and he kept laughing for a few meters wherever he went.It is not easy to imitate a person in terms of personality. What's more, he lost all his high school knowledge when he was in college.He has always been cramming day and night before the final exam, barely got a diploma, and then became a game anchor after graduation.

Not to mention being number one in the grade, Gu Yanzhan got the paper now, and it would be considered pretty good to be able to fill it up.

He immediately contacted the system.

"It's easy to say, it's impossible for you to make me a top student." Gu Yanzhan said firmly.

System: [Sorry, this is not within the scope of my responsibility. ]

Gu Yanzhan has often dealt with companies, so he has long been comfortable with this kind of response.With his fingers flying, he typed on the screen: "Then I can't help it. I can't do this task. Even if you want to kill me directly, I can't help it. Anyway, I have this life, and I'm at your mercy. Can you finish the job?" , Whether it will be cleaned up by the boss is none of my business."

system:[……. ]

System: [Adding knowledge and skills to the host... Adding is complete. ]

Gu Yanzhan laughed: "Thanks, bro, that's fine.