The tool guy thinks it can't work [Quick Transmigration]

When Cheng Kaixin was driving, he heard the system say, "Host, I was wrong."

"Where did you go wrong?" It is really rare for the system to be so conscious.

The system was slightly disappointed, "I only knew that I was an AI without emotions, but I didn't expect that even the protagonist would not be able to tell that the protagonist was not pure."

"I only know that some men will like men." The system said to itself: "But I didn't expect to meet one after another."

"I just knew that the former host was not an upright person. But I didn't expect him to be such an upright person."

"I reflected on it just now, and found that I can't help you, and I always blame you." The system sobbed, "Host, do you think I'm a useless system?"

Cheng Kaixin pondered for a moment, "You are not without merit."

The system was pleasantly surprised: "Really! Where is it good?"

Cheng Kaixin: "Your use of parallel sentences is quite good."

system:"……"

Cheng Kaixin: "It would be even better if I could not come out to disturb me when I am enjoying the world of the two of us."

The system felt very embarrassed, "Goodbye!!!"

This carriage was just an ordinary carriage, and it was more than a little bit different from Yin Xuli's original one. It ran all the way, and it was a bumpy dirt road. Yin Xuli was really knocked apart.But even though he was not feeling well physically, his heart was full of excitement, and he really had the pleasure of wandering the world with Cheng Kaixin.

The two of them didn't take the official road, but walked northward along the path, and left the city in the middle of the night, leaving Biyuan Villa far behind.

Cheng Kaixin drove the carriage to the woods, tied the horse to a tree, and fed some grass.

Yin Xuli opened the curtain and poked his head out, feeling uncomfortable all over, stretched his waist, and creaked all over.

Seeing this, Cheng Kaixin climbed into the carriage and pinched him twice.

Yin Xuli turned his neck and snorted twice uncomfortably.

"Just rub it open." Cheng Kaixin rubbed his neck and shoulders twice, and asked, "Is it okay? Let's change the carriage in the next town."

"It's not that delicate. There is a process of adaptation to everything, and it will be fine after a while." Yin Xuli did not want to show weakness.

"If you spend half the night again, you won't be falling apart?" Cheng Kaixin said with a smile.

Yin Xuli said firmly: "It's really no problem."

"Instead, you should take a good rest." He pushed Kai Xin, motioned him to turn his back to him, and smiled, "Turn around quickly, and this king will rub it for you personally."

Cheng Kaixin laughed, "Can you?"

"You'll know if you try it." Yin Xuli followed his example and squeezed his shoulders, asking, "How is it?"

The strength in his hands is soft and firm, which is really comfortable.Cheng Kaixin couldn't help leaning on him and sighed.

"For those who practice martial arts, what they want most is superb martial arts. It would be great if they have a beautiful and caring daughter-in-law." Cheng Kaixin laughed, "Looking at it this way, I am simply A winner in life."

"It's true that you are beautiful and caring." Yin Xuli rested his chin on his shoulder and said with a smile, "But who is your wife?"

His drawn-out tone is really nice, and when he spoke, he was still close to Cheng Kaixin's ear.

Cheng Kaixin couldn't help shaking, and leaned forward reflexively, and was held down by Yin Xuli's arms, "I haven't finished rubbing, why are you running?"

"Where are you kneading?" Cheng Kaixin squeezed his dishonest hand.

"Is your back sore from driving?" Yin Xuli said in a low voice, "Let me rub your waist."

Cheng Kaixin was tickled so badly by him, she burst out laughing, "Don't touch me, itchy."

"Who told you to call me daughter-in-law?"

"Didn't you call me husband many times?" Cheng Kaixin laughed and shook.

Yin Xuli's eyes lit up, and he caught his weakness. "You have taken advantage of me so many times. Shouldn't the feng shui turn?" He triumphantly threatened: "You have to call me once, or else I will tickle you."

For the first time, Cheng Kaixin realized that he was really ticklish, and couldn't help but push him away hard.

Yin Xuli hissed, and said in a low voice, "It hurts so much."

Cheng Kaixin turned her head and saw him holding his nose and looking at him accusingly. "Bumped into you?"

Yin Xuli said in an aggrieved voice, "If you don't bark, then don't bark."

"Well... okay." Cheng Kaixin blinked and decided to make it up to him, "Husband."

He was neither gentle nor charming, but Yin Xuli heard it, but it made his whole body go limp, and he didn't know how to react.

He stared straight at Cheng Kaixin, swallowed, "Call again."

Cheng Kaixin smiled and said: "No way."

Yin Xuli really wanted to swallow him in one gulp.He ground his teeth, rushed over and bit Cheng Kaixin's ear.

Cheng Kaixin was caught off guard, raised his hand and tugged at his smooth long hair, "Are you a dog? Always like to bite people?"

Yin Xuli held his ear, and said vaguely: "Call quickly. Otherwise, you won't let go."

Cheng Kaixin: "...can you be more childish?"

"How childish is this?" Yin Xuli moaned next to his ear, "Your ears are so soft, why don't you ask me to bite them off?"

"Husband." Cheng Kaixin thought he was quite cute and fulfilled his wish.

He also deliberately lowered his voice.

"Oh my God." Yin Xuli let go of his ears, panted heavily, and murmured, "I'm going to die. I really..."

A night pearl was placed on the roof, exuding a soft halo.Yin Xuli's eyes seemed to be ignited with scorching flames, more dazzling than Ye Mingzhu, he greedily glanced at Cheng Kaixin, and then suddenly pressed down.

This is the second time he has kissed, and it is really like Cheng Kaixin's "man's instinct", as if he learned it without a teacher.As soon as it was posted, I couldn't wait to attack the city and seize the territory, and the rare ones were extremely strong.

Fortunately, Cheng Kaixin has practiced martial arts for many years, and his body is extremely flexible. He was pushed down in the narrow compartment by him in an extremely awkward posture, so that he could not hang his waist.

His ears were licked for a long time, and he lost his strength long ago, and was kissed thoroughly.

As if being ignited and melted by Yin Xuli's enthusiasm, his breath was completely messed up.

It was cold in the middle of the night, and the cold air turned into dew, which wet everything.

In the carriage, the curtain seemed to separate a small world, the temperature was so hot that the two of them were dizzy, wishing they could just shoot their guns off.

Until the movement was too big, Yin Xuli kicked his elbow to the wall, and the numbness made him startled.He pretended not to care and shook his arms, and wanted to drill down, but Cheng Kaixin grabbed his hair and panted, "Don't, there will be no end if you come again."

Yin Xuli pushed him up impatiently, her hoarse voice was full of temptations of desire and dissatisfaction, "It's so difficult... I don't want to stop."

"Don't act like a baby." Cheng Kaixin's eyelashes trembled.

The corners of his eyes were still slightly red, and the bright colors floating on his pale skin were particularly conspicuous.

Yin Xuli felt that he was going crazy.Glancing at the horsewhip from the corner of the eye, he really wanted to pull it over and tie up Cheng Kaixin.

After all, it is not a place for nonsense.After a while, the two of them calmed down.

Yin Xuli straightened up and rubbed his hair anxiously, "Let me find out who sent the assassin..."

Cheng Kaixin glanced at him, "What's the matter?"

"Before killing him, you must first castrate him." Yin Xuli's eyes showed a cold light.

Cheng Kaixin: "Pfft."

The carriage is back on the road.Cheng Kaixin said: "Go to sleep when you are sleepy."

"Where can I sleep?" Yin Xuli said quietly.

After a while, he was silent.Just when Cheng Kaixin thought he was falling asleep, he suddenly heard him say: "I'll prove it."

"Hmm?" Cheng Kaixin asked in confusion, "What is the proof?"

Yin Xuli: "Not only can I use it, but I can also use it very well."

Cheng Kaixin: "...cooperating with you to think about this in the middle of the night without sleeping?"

When we arrived in the town, it was still dark and the city gate was not open.Cheng Kaixin yawned and got into the carriage to rest for a while.Cheng Kaixin yawned and got into the carriage to rest for a while.

Yin Xuli didn't sleep deeply, she subconsciously moved to the side, and after he lay down, she rolled back and hugged him very consciously.

Not long after dawn, Cheng Kaixin drove into the city.The two are easily overwhelmed, like an ordinary couple.

Yin Xuli gave a "tsk", "Why did you ask me to pretend to be your wife again?"

Cheng Kaixin: "How can a woman drive a car?"

Yin Xuli paused, "Can't both of us pretend to be women?"

"No."

"Why?" Yin Xuli wondered, "Could it be that husband and wife are especially good at deceiving people?"

"The reason is very simple." Cheng Kaixin stopped the car in front of the inn, hooked his chin when helping him out of the car, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "You look good as a woman."

Yin Xuli: "..." The mood is complicated.

"Please, both of you." The waiter trotted over and beckoned the two to go in.

Although Yin Xuli's appearance was not very good-looking, she was tall and her slender legs could not be concealed by her dusty skirt.He was born good at imitating people, walking like the concubine in his impression, with a graceful and noble posture.

The waiter stared straight at him.

Cheng Kaixin snapped his fingers in front of him, "What are you looking at?"

Yin Xuli stepped back half a step behind him, squeezed his throat and said in displeasure, "Don't want your eyes anymore?"

The waiter suddenly came back to his senses, and quickly nodded and bowed to apologize.The shopkeeper pinched his ear and cursed a few words, then asked them what they wanted with a smile on his face.

Cheng Kaixin said: "One room, bring some side dishes."

"Hurry up!" The shopkeeper glared, and the waiter hurriedly led the way.

Cheng Kaixin fell on the bed as soon as he entered the door, closed his eyes and said: "I'll sleep for a while, eat first if you're hungry."

Yin Xu touched the side of his face in pain, and said softly: "Go to sleep, thank you for your hard work."

Cheng Kaixin didn't have a good rest for a long time, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

At noon, Cheng Kaixin was woken up by the smell of food on the tip of his nose.

Yin Xuli ordered a table of good dishes, called him to get up to eat, and served him dishes very graciously.

After Cheng Kaixin finished eating, he fell back on the bed, and the smile on Yin Xuli's lips froze, "Are you still going to sleep?"

Cheng Kaixin said: "Anyway, there's nothing to do. It's not too late to go tomorrow after resting. What's wrong?"

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and the waiter said: "You two guests, the villain has brought hot water."

Yin Xuli said: "Let it in."

A steaming tub sits in the middle of the room.

"I suddenly discovered that there is an advantage in pretending to be a husband and wife." Yin Xuli pulled off his belt, and the long skirt fell slowly, "You can share a room."

He took off his clothes slowly, his eyes flickered, and he raised his eyebrows at Cheng Kaixin, "Do you want to wash together?"

Cheng Kaixin sat up, bent one leg, and looked at him intently with his chin propped up.

"Actually, I prefer to watch you wash."

"Didn't you read it?" Yin Xuli raised the corners of his eyes slightly.

"So I miss it very much." Cheng Kaixin pointed his slender index finger in the air, and teased him with ease: "For example, that mole on your waist?"