The tool guy thinks it can't work [Quick Transmigration]

Before Lin Zhengqing arrived, Cheng Kaixin untied Li Yan's sleeping hole and lit the incense in the incense burner.

In the dream, Li Yan felt a little thirsty and woke up.She heard a knock on the door, Lin Zhengqing said outside the door: "Yan'er, I'm here."

Why is he here?A trace of doubt flashed in Li Yan's heart, which was immediately covered up by her hot mood.She struggled to get up, but felt powerless, drowsy and hot, so she said in a hoarse voice: "Cousin, I seem to have caught a cold."

Lin Zhengqing pushed the door open and entered, and saw her leaning against the bed, looking at him with watery eyes, her face flushed.

With a thought in his heart, he walked over quickly, sat down by the bed, held her hand and said, "You are sick, why don't you see Miracle Doctor Mu?"

"It's not a big deal." Li Yan said softly, "I think it's because I've been thinking deeply today that I couldn't bear it. Thank you cousin for your concern."

Her eyes gradually blurred, looking at Lin Zhengqing, who was over half a century old, she felt extremely handsome, and she fell into his arms softly, "I lost my father when I was young, and then lost my husband. If it wasn't for my cousin, I would still take me in. I don't know." What should I do. Cousin's kindness is really beyond repayment, every night, it makes Yan'er sleepless."

Li Yan originally had fine lines at the corners of her eyes, but because of the ripples in her eyes, she has become more attractive.Lin Zhengqing lost his wife for many years and was empty for a long time. He suddenly became excited like a kid, and said with a flushed face, "Yan'er, you and I were destined for each other back then. If you hadn't had a marriage contract long ago, who would have gotten that surnamed Qi?" of."

To be on the safe side, Cheng Kaixin dug three times the Mixiang into it, the medicinal properties were extremely strong, not long after, the two fell on the bed hugging each other.

Next door, Qi Nie Shu and Zi Yuan were also woken up by Cheng Kaixin, rolling violently.

When the system came out of the small dark room, it saw him sitting under the window, listening to the sounds of sex coming from both sides.

System: "... What are you doing?"

Cheng Kaixin sighed: "It's amazing, this is the stereo sound of the left and right channels."

system:"……"

Cheng Kaixin said, "Hey, I have something to ask you."

"..."

Cheng Kaixin: "System?"

The system was sent back to the small black room by him.

In fact, it's not interesting to listen to this stuff too much, especially when there is no one to accompany you to complain.

After Cheng Kaixin listened to it for a short time, he began to feel drowsy.

He looked at the sky, about three or four o'clock in the afternoon, those people who lined up outside Mu Lingxiao's gate must be struggling.

How about giving them something interesting to wake them up?

He got up and pushed open the window, and the people inside were resting panting after the fierce battle, the scent made them feel like a fairy in the clouds, their minds were already blurred.

Cheng Kaixin glanced at it, turned his head away quickly, his eyes would be irritated in a moment.

He held his breath and lit the closet. Before he left, he curled his lips and turned around, throwing in the scattered clothes on the ground, leaving only two skirts of Li Yan.

Turn into another room and do the same.

The surrounding area of ​​the small courtyard was empty and unobstructed, and the sweeping wind fueled the fire, which quickly ignited.

Mu Lingxiao's courtyard was not far from there, and the people in the courtyard saw the smoke rising into the sky at a glance, and someone said in amazement: "Where is that! Why is it on fire?!"

The crowd looked out one after another, the nameless fire in the blue sky and white day was extremely eye-catching, and even some masters flew up to the eaves to look at it.

In the noisy voices, Yin Xuli huddled behind and shouted in a low voice: "The owner of the villa has lost his temper and is trapped in the sea of ​​fire! If any hero is willing to rescue him, Biyuan Villa will be grateful!"

Cheng Kaixin responded: "The owner borrowed the treasure land to let me see the doctor. It's so kind, why should I say thank you? I'm willing to do my best!" Saying this, he flew away.

"That's right, Master Lin Gaoyi, I'll naturally do my best!" Someone shouted immediately and followed.

Quite a few people used lightness kung fu and went straight away, without thinking at all, what does it matter if you go crazy and follow the fire?Just seeing other people set off, they immediately rushed forward excitedly!Some people do it for what they are paid for, while more people do it for the excitement.

Lin Zhengqing, a generation of famous heroes, has gone mad!What a blast!There are not many other people in Jianghu, and they are the most courageous. They are not afraid to watch the excitement and cause trouble, but they are afraid that they will be half a step behind others and have less talk.

Li Yan and Lin Zhengqing overlapped each other and fell into a deep sleep. They struggled to open their eyes until they were suffocated by the thick smoke.

Seeing the sea of ​​flames in front of her, she turned pale with shock, and pushed Lin Zhengqing beside her, "Cousin, it's on fire! Wake up!"

Lin Zhengqing was not young after all, he was tormented by Mixiang, snoring like thunder, and he didn't wake up after being pushed by her.

Seeing the fire surrounded him, Li Yan didn't care about him anymore, she randomly picked up the clothes on the ground and put them on her body, and ran out quickly.

She had just rushed out of the room and bumped into another panic-stricken person!

"Mom! What's going on?" Qi Nieshu covered her mouth and helped her up, trying to pull her out, but her legs fell limply.

This kid used too much force, and this time he really emptied his body.

On the contrary, Zi Yuan was the fastest runner. She didn't even bother to cover her clothes tightly when fleeing for her life. She opened her chest and went to the door, but before she touched the door, the door was kicked into pieces!

"Master Lin!" A group of men filed in!

"Ah—" Ziyuan let out a scream that resounded through the sky.

Lin Zhengqing was awakened by the scream, startled, picked up the clothes on the ground and surrounded himself, broke through the roof and flew out in an instant.

Unexpectedly, the consumption of essence and blood was too much, and the dantian hurt, and he fell in a somersault, so he didn't break his old waist.

In the yard, the servants and disciples carrying water to put out the fire, the onlookers rushing in at random, the people who really wanted to save someone from rushing into the flames...that was a mess.

Until Lin Zhengqing fell out, Lin Zhu'er who rushed over was the first to recognize her father, and screamed, "Father, what's wrong with you?"

Everyone cast their gazes in unison, and their expressions were suddenly surprised.

Lin Zhengqing, who was supported by Lin Zhuer, was clutching his waist, his body was twisted and twisted in a peach pink dress, his exposed skin was covered with scratches, his expression was as ridiculous as it could be. How funny.

The crowd was busy just now, no one was paying attention, now stop and take a closer look, good guy!

In addition to Lin Zhengqing, Qi Nieshu's mother and son who are supporting each other not far away, and Ziyuan who is holding her chest and frightened at the door, the four of them are all naked, with conspicuous traces on their bodies, and they can think of the past with their toes. fierce.

Qi Nieshu and Lin Zhengqing looked even more vain, their eyes were blue and black, and they looked like they were overindulgent.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Lin Zhengqing's cheeks twitched unnaturally.

"Father!" Lin Zhu'er was in a panic, and could only squeeze his arm tightly.

I don't know who was the first to laugh, "The owner is so insane."

In the end, someone couldn't hold back and burst out laughing, and then everyone roared with laughter.

There were many visitors in Biyuan Villa, many people came after hearing the sound, the huge courtyard was surrounded by people from top to bottom, inside and outside.

These people include scattered people from all corners of the country, disciples of sects, and there are many powerful and powerful people.

At this time, they all thought in their hearts: four of you, Biyuan Villa really knows how to play.

"Father!" With Lin Zhu'er's miserable cry, Lin Zhengqing was furious, spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and passed out.

"Mother!" Qi Nieshu's call followed, and Li Yan rolled her eyes and fell down.

Qi Nieshu supported his old lady, facing the playful gazes from all around him, really...I just hate myself for not being able to pass out!

"Why are you still standing there!" He yelled at the boy beside him, "Take him away!"

The fire was not extinguished until evening, and the whole yard was scorched black.Everything belonging to Li Yan's mother and son was burned away, leaving only thick black smoke.

Along with the black smoke, there were jokes about Biyuan Villa.Even without embellishment, just telling the truth has already made the listeners speechless.

Cousins, mother and son, and a little maid, this bizarre combination... What's more, even the body positions are clearly programmed.

Seeing the person in the joke being carried away, Cheng Kaixin and Yin Xuli quietly left the audience.

Yin Xuli bumped into his arm, and laughed softly, "Do you think he's really fainted or fake?"

Cheng Kaixin said: "It doesn't matter if he is really faint or not, but he will faint after that."

The two smiled at each other.

——It’s really fun to play together, but the prank is not as big as usual.

"It's still cheap for Li Yan." Yin Xuli curled her lips and said, "If it wasn't for her, my silver whistle wouldn't be dirty."

"What's wrong?" Cheng Kaixin asked.

Yin Xuli pulled out the silver chain from around his neck and pointed it to him, "Look."

Cheng Kaixin took a closer look and saw a tooth mark on Xiao's body, and smiled, "No matter how much I like you, I can't bite you."

"Can I do this kind of thing?!" Yin Xuli rolled his eyes and muttered, "I don't even want to blow it hard."

Cheng Kaixin's heart softened.Reaching out, "Give it to me."

Yin Xuli covered his chest and said vigilantly, "What are you doing? Do you want to go back?"

Cheng Kaixin laughed and said: "If you give it to you, it's yours." He directly reached out to hook it.

The chain was not long, so Yin Xuli moved closer along the silver chain.

Cheng Kaixin pinched the whistle to watch, while Yin Xuli's gaze was fixed on his fingertips.Those hands were slender and pale, with well-defined joints but not exposed, so beautiful that it made his heart itch.

Seeing Cheng Kaixin stretch out his fingertips to rub against the teeth marks, Yin Xuli remembered that when he hooked the silver chain earlier, he was rubbed by his fingertips, and felt a faint heat in his collarbone, so he couldn't help licking his lips.

If you also rub him like this...

Then Cheng Kaixin moved his fingertips away, and the tooth marks disappeared.

Yin Xuli: "..." There was a dull pain.

Cheng Kaixin stuffed the restored silver whistle back into his clothes, "Don't be taken away next time."

Yin Xuli touched his chest and smiled.

Cheng Kaixin tugged at his long hair hanging by his ears. "I said, how can you even do such a complicated hairstyle?"

"Tch, what's so difficult about it, I can figure it out just by looking at it." Yin Xuli proudly said, "I've been smart since I was a child, and I can understand many things just by looking at it..." His voice suddenly paused.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Kaixin turned to look at him, his eyes fixed.

They were walking side by side on a road, Yin Xu was not far from the right, and they were leaning against a tree, they seemed to be chatting, but their eyes looked over secretly, and they were falling on Yin Xuli's side face.

This is the only way to leave the courtyard of Li Yan's mother and son. Most people have to go back to the guest house after watching the excitement.

The smile on Yin Xuli's lips remained unchanged, but his voice sank a bit, "There is something wrong with those two people."

"Haunting spirits linger." Cheng Kaixin squinted his eyes, "I actually chased you here."

"It's predictable." Yin Xuli turned to him naturally, leaving the two of them with the back of their heads, "Everyone knows that the heirs of the Immortal Medicine Valley are in Biyuan Villa for consultation. It's only a matter of time before these assassins catch up here."

Cheng Kaixin secretly paid attention to their movements, and saw that the two got up and walked in the same direction as them, looking this way all the time.

Yin Xuli just made up her face to look like a woman's, and didn't make any major changes. If you look closely, you can see the similarities.They must have become suspicious.

Cheng Kaixin stretched out his hand to stroke Yin Xuli's long hair next to his right ear, "Change your position, you go to the left."

Yin Xuli took advantage of the situation and turned to the left.Cheng Kaixin hugged him and turned around half a circle.

From the perspective of the two people on the right, it seemed that they couldn't help themselves as they walked, and the man actually pushed the woman against the flowers on the roadside and kissed her.

On the blooming peonies, Yin Xuli was dressed in red, and the flower branches were slightly bent by him, as if they were overshadowed by him.He caressed the back of Cheng Kaixin's neck, and said with a light smile, "Will you die if you really kiss me?"

"Do you like to perform for others?" Cheng Kaixin pressed his hand, ready to move.

After a while, the two stood up straight, and then naturally changed positions from left to right.