The tool guy thinks it can't work [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 23 Strongly pampering the evil prince
The two rented a bullock cart at the entrance of the village. Where did Yin Xuli take this kind of crude transportation? After sitting for a whole morning, his whole body was on the verge of falling apart. "Leave later, let me take it easy."
Cheng Kaixin cast a glance behind him, thinking secretly that his butt hurts.
This small town is adjacent to the official road, and there are many merchants coming and going.Cheng Kaixin found a bank and exchanged the banknotes in his arms for small and broken silver.Yin Xuli came over slowly, looked around the street, and said, "This place is quite prosperous."
The signboards of restaurants and restaurants on the street hang high, and people come and go on the street, showing the atmosphere of prosperity in the world.
"Candied haws, sour and sweet candied haws—"
"Give me two skewers, please."
"Hey, okay. Chenghui two pennies." The boss quickly took out two strings and handed them out, "Hey, your money is too big, and the villain can't find it—" The boss was still waiting to catch up, but the two guests were already gone. away.
"That's my king's money." Yin Xuli raised his eyebrows and said, "You spend it generously?"
"I didn't expect the prince to care about such a trivial matter."
"You say this king is fussy?" Yin Xuli almost broke the candied haws stick in his hand, "You have stolen all the money from this king, you...where are you going?"
Cheng Kaixin suddenly turned around and strode back.Yin Xuli was thrown on the spot by him, with only one candied haws on his body, he chased half a step subconsciously, and then stopped suddenly, his expression showed a moment of bewilderment.
The crowd in front of him was bustling, and after a while, Cheng Kaixin separated from the crowd and came back, carrying a stake full of candied haws on his shoulder.
With Yin Xuli's eyes full of astonishment, he pushed the stake to him, "Then, your candied haws."
Yin Xuli was caught off guard, almost dropped his hand, and hurriedly carried it on his shoulder like a peddler, "Why did you bring it all?"
Cheng Kaixin said: "He couldn't find money, so I bought all his stalls."
"But why does this king want so many candied haws?" Yin Xuli twitched his lips.
"Isn't the lord afraid of losing money?" Cheng Kaixin said: "The subordinates naturally have your fate."
"Are you obedient when you think about it now?" Yin Xuli questioned from his soul.
He looked so ordinary and dressed in plain clothes. He was walking on the street with a wooden pile on his shoulders. Within two steps, a man with a child stopped him and asked, "How do you sell this candied haws? Is there hawthorn in it?"
"One penny, one string." Cheng Kaixin was very professional, and showed him the half-eaten candied haws, "I tasted it, the hawthorn is not very sour, and the taste is just right."
"Daddy, I want to eat." The child tugged at the corner of his clothes.
"Then give me a bunch." The man was about to pay.
Yin Xuli: "..."
Seeing that Cheng Kaixin was really going to pick up the money, Yin Xuli held down his hand and gave the man the stake on his shoulder, "No money, I'll give it to you."
Then he dragged Cheng Kaixin away under his dumbfounded reaction.
"My lord, just now you felt that you were at a disadvantage, so your subordinates bought back all the candied haws, but they were too much, and I sold them again, but you refused." Cheng Kaixin sighed: "It's really repeated. Impermanence, difficult to serve."
Yin Xuli silently recited "I am a good master" twice in his heart, stopped his striding steps, and said solemnly: "Jia Yi, from now on, I don't need you to serve me."
Cheng Kaixin blinked, and answered very simply, "That's good."
Yin Xuli's remaining words were blocked in his throat.Why did he feel that this person was waiting for his words? !
"It just so happens that we are concealing our identities and avoiding assassins, so I won't call you prince in the future." Cheng Kaixin said.
"Whatever you want!" Yin Xuli turned his head and left, took two steps, and asked him back: "Then my king... what should I call you? I can't just call you Jiayi, wouldn't it be a bit awkward to be overheard?" Weird?" He couldn't help complaining: "Who named Jia Yi for you, it's too boring."
Cheng Kaixin said indifferently: "Your Majesty's hidden guards are classified according to rank, with Tiangan as their surname and number as their name. Every leader is named Jiayi."
There was no difference when he said it, but Yin Xuli was slightly taken aback.
His eyes moved slightly, looking at Cheng Kaixin, his voice became softer without even noticing, "Then shall I give you a name?"
"Why don't you take my surname and call it..."
The system hissed and said to himself, "Why do I suddenly feel a little romantic?"
To be named by the master's son and follow the master's surname is an honor appreciated by countless attendants and hidden guards, but Yin Xuli didn't mean it as a reward.
Without thinking about these words, after blurting out, he suddenly stopped.Only then did he realize that the other party was not his, and he had no right to give a name.
Yin Xuli felt bored inexplicably, as if suddenly remembering something bad, and felt a little panicked.
He stopped talking.Cheng Kaixin didn't pay attention to his changing emotions, and said directly: "I chose the name myself, you can call me Kaixin."
Yin Xuli ignored the worry in his heart, diverted his attention, searched in his mind for a while, and asked him: "Read and learn, so that you can have fun and improve your eyesight. Do these two words you say mean to open your mind and enlighten your wisdom?"
Cheng Kaixin said: "No."
Yin Xuli thought for a moment, and then said: "Does that mean to show your heart and treat each other frankly?"
Cheng Kaixin denied it again.
"Look at the protagonist, how cultured. But that's not the word at all, why didn't you remind him." The system couldn't help but interject. The word "Xin" has the meaning of the sun coming out, bright.Although it feels that this word has nothing to do with Cheng Kaixin, it is undeniably a good name.
Seeing that Yin Xuli did not guess correctly after several guesses, Cheng Kaixin did not remind him, but followed his words: "I have never read the book, so I don't know what you mean. These two words are my own understanding .”
Yin Xuli looked at him curiously.
"Happy... just like this." Cheng Kaixin raised his fingers together and drew a long line straight across his chest, like a dagger cutting open his chest.He lowered his voice and said, "When people feel stuffy in their hearts, they can cut open Ruoruo here, take out their hearts to dry, and let the air blow. Wouldn't it be much more relaxing and light?"
System: "..." Its host looks like a pervert.
In this era, these two words don't have the meaning of "happy". Although Cheng Kaixin's explanation came up with this meaning, it is messy and completely ruins the three views of people.Yin Xuli listened very seriously, his eyes opened wider and wider in his secretive expression.
Cheng Kaixin pursed his lips and said: "So I am happy, which means happy. Let's take the surname Cheng, and be happy every day. What do you think?"
Yin Xuli felt that he had been cheated again, and said expressionlessly, "I don't think so."
He flicked his sleeves and turned around, and walked for a while, thinking of the smile on the brows of Cheng Kaixin's eyes, he felt a "cut" in his heart, but his lips curved slightly.
Cheng Kaixin Shi Shiran followed behind him, and raised his voice: "Xu Li, you haven't tasted candied haws yet, don't you want to?"
"Don't just give me such an ugly alias!" Yin Xuli didn't look back.However, Cheng Kaixin took a mouthful just now, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised, as if it was very delicious.
When he was carrying the wooden stake, he couldn't help it, so he inserted his own skewer on the wooden stake, before he could eat it.
"Really don't want to eat?" Cheng Kaixin ate another one, "It's sour and sweet. There are only two left."
Yin Xuli in front of him stopped suddenly, strode over, and took away the remaining candied haws with his hands.
One hundred meters out of the town is the official road, and there is a wine shop beside the road. Although it is not large in scale, it is full of customers.
Many men sat outside shirtless, talking and laughing, boasting about their knowledge.The proprietress dressed very coolly, twisted her waist to deliver wine to each table, and teased people skillfully with her mouth.
The place where the three teachings and nine streams gather is often also the place where news gathers.Cheng Kaixin stood in front of the counter and knocked on the table, "Miss Boss, can I ask you something?"
"Yo, this guest officer." The proprietress said softly, "The news about my family is not in vain."
The makeup on her face was heavily applied, she could barely be considered a middle-aged mistress, her chest was wide open, revealing a piece of skin.
Yin Xuli backed away silently, feeling his eyes were tired.
When he turned his gaze back, he suddenly widened his eyes and saw that Cheng Kaixin and the proprietress were so close for some reason, the proprietress gave him a wink, and while talking, stretched out her hand to hold Cheng Kaixin's hand.
Before Cheng Kaixin could hide from her, Yin Xuli suddenly came over behind him, slapped her hand away, and said with a heavy face, "Speak as you speak, what are you doing with your hands and feet?"
The proprietress was taken aback for a moment, and then she laughed so hard that her branches trembled, "Guest officer, why are you so fierce? It hurt my hand so much."
She rubbed the backs of her hands and looked at the two of them. Seeing that although they were ordinary-looking, they were tall and slender, she blinked and hinted, "Do you want to stay in the hotel? My family admires two such handsome men the most." ..."
Yin Xuli said coldly: "I see that donkey tied to your door is slender and more elegant."
The proprietress: "..." The smile on the corner of her lips gradually disappeared.
Apart from facing Cheng Kaixin who didn't follow the routine, the Sixth Prince's fighting power was quite impressive compared to others.Seeing that the proprietress was about to be blown up by him, Cheng Kaixin held back a smile and said, "Actually, it's not that my brother hit hard, it's really that the proprietress has tender skin, so naturally she can't bear to be beaten." He took out a bank note and handed it to her In front of him, "A little respect, I'll apologize to you."
The proprietress caught a glimpse of the face, and still let out a "hum", puffing out her white chest.
Cheng Kaixin flipped his fingertips, gently downward.The paper flicked like a piece of silk handkerchief in his hand, and then - he stuffed it into the upright bodice of the proprietress.
"Enemy." The proprietress gave him an angry look, and put away the banknote with a smile on her face. "Want to know what?"
Yin Xuli couldn't bear the two of them flirting, so she clapped her hands and went to the door to wait for Cheng Kaixin.There is a stable next to the wine shop, and there are several horses and a donkey, grazing with their buttocks up.
The smell was unpleasant, and Yin Xuli waited for a long time while holding his breath.Since Xindao left the capital, his endurance has increased a hundredfold.
When Cheng Kaixin came out of the winery, he saw Yin Xuli impatiently wiping the proprietress's hand, and seeing him walking over, he squinted at him, "Did I say you haven't seen a woman before? Ask for news, What are you talking about. Such a beauty is thanks to you."
The system quite agrees, "Host, you should improve your vision."
Cheng Kaixin didn't bother to talk to them, just three words: "I'm happy."
Yin Xuli was upset and had nothing to do with him, so he said in a deep voice, "Then do you remember to buy a horse?"
"I bought a horse." Cheng Kaixin glanced at the certificate to the big man guarding the stable, then picked out a good horse, and began to untie the reins.
"Just bought one?" Yin Xuli asked suspiciously: "What about me? Are we two big men riding on the same horse?"
"Don't you think that donkey is very handsome?" Cheng Kaixin pointed to the sleek donkey next to him, "I bought it for you, so you can ride it on the road."
Yin Xuli: "..."
作者有话要说:殷胥离:“我觉得你身段最风流行了吧。”感谢在2020-07-2501:00:12~2020-07-2522:46:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Luo Luo 1;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of a little swallow;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Cheng Kaixin cast a glance behind him, thinking secretly that his butt hurts.
This small town is adjacent to the official road, and there are many merchants coming and going.Cheng Kaixin found a bank and exchanged the banknotes in his arms for small and broken silver.Yin Xuli came over slowly, looked around the street, and said, "This place is quite prosperous."
The signboards of restaurants and restaurants on the street hang high, and people come and go on the street, showing the atmosphere of prosperity in the world.
"Candied haws, sour and sweet candied haws—"
"Give me two skewers, please."
"Hey, okay. Chenghui two pennies." The boss quickly took out two strings and handed them out, "Hey, your money is too big, and the villain can't find it—" The boss was still waiting to catch up, but the two guests were already gone. away.
"That's my king's money." Yin Xuli raised his eyebrows and said, "You spend it generously?"
"I didn't expect the prince to care about such a trivial matter."
"You say this king is fussy?" Yin Xuli almost broke the candied haws stick in his hand, "You have stolen all the money from this king, you...where are you going?"
Cheng Kaixin suddenly turned around and strode back.Yin Xuli was thrown on the spot by him, with only one candied haws on his body, he chased half a step subconsciously, and then stopped suddenly, his expression showed a moment of bewilderment.
The crowd in front of him was bustling, and after a while, Cheng Kaixin separated from the crowd and came back, carrying a stake full of candied haws on his shoulder.
With Yin Xuli's eyes full of astonishment, he pushed the stake to him, "Then, your candied haws."
Yin Xuli was caught off guard, almost dropped his hand, and hurriedly carried it on his shoulder like a peddler, "Why did you bring it all?"
Cheng Kaixin said: "He couldn't find money, so I bought all his stalls."
"But why does this king want so many candied haws?" Yin Xuli twitched his lips.
"Isn't the lord afraid of losing money?" Cheng Kaixin said: "The subordinates naturally have your fate."
"Are you obedient when you think about it now?" Yin Xuli questioned from his soul.
He looked so ordinary and dressed in plain clothes. He was walking on the street with a wooden pile on his shoulders. Within two steps, a man with a child stopped him and asked, "How do you sell this candied haws? Is there hawthorn in it?"
"One penny, one string." Cheng Kaixin was very professional, and showed him the half-eaten candied haws, "I tasted it, the hawthorn is not very sour, and the taste is just right."
"Daddy, I want to eat." The child tugged at the corner of his clothes.
"Then give me a bunch." The man was about to pay.
Yin Xuli: "..."
Seeing that Cheng Kaixin was really going to pick up the money, Yin Xuli held down his hand and gave the man the stake on his shoulder, "No money, I'll give it to you."
Then he dragged Cheng Kaixin away under his dumbfounded reaction.
"My lord, just now you felt that you were at a disadvantage, so your subordinates bought back all the candied haws, but they were too much, and I sold them again, but you refused." Cheng Kaixin sighed: "It's really repeated. Impermanence, difficult to serve."
Yin Xuli silently recited "I am a good master" twice in his heart, stopped his striding steps, and said solemnly: "Jia Yi, from now on, I don't need you to serve me."
Cheng Kaixin blinked, and answered very simply, "That's good."
Yin Xuli's remaining words were blocked in his throat.Why did he feel that this person was waiting for his words? !
"It just so happens that we are concealing our identities and avoiding assassins, so I won't call you prince in the future." Cheng Kaixin said.
"Whatever you want!" Yin Xuli turned his head and left, took two steps, and asked him back: "Then my king... what should I call you? I can't just call you Jiayi, wouldn't it be a bit awkward to be overheard?" Weird?" He couldn't help complaining: "Who named Jia Yi for you, it's too boring."
Cheng Kaixin said indifferently: "Your Majesty's hidden guards are classified according to rank, with Tiangan as their surname and number as their name. Every leader is named Jiayi."
There was no difference when he said it, but Yin Xuli was slightly taken aback.
His eyes moved slightly, looking at Cheng Kaixin, his voice became softer without even noticing, "Then shall I give you a name?"
"Why don't you take my surname and call it..."
The system hissed and said to himself, "Why do I suddenly feel a little romantic?"
To be named by the master's son and follow the master's surname is an honor appreciated by countless attendants and hidden guards, but Yin Xuli didn't mean it as a reward.
Without thinking about these words, after blurting out, he suddenly stopped.Only then did he realize that the other party was not his, and he had no right to give a name.
Yin Xuli felt bored inexplicably, as if suddenly remembering something bad, and felt a little panicked.
He stopped talking.Cheng Kaixin didn't pay attention to his changing emotions, and said directly: "I chose the name myself, you can call me Kaixin."
Yin Xuli ignored the worry in his heart, diverted his attention, searched in his mind for a while, and asked him: "Read and learn, so that you can have fun and improve your eyesight. Do these two words you say mean to open your mind and enlighten your wisdom?"
Cheng Kaixin said: "No."
Yin Xuli thought for a moment, and then said: "Does that mean to show your heart and treat each other frankly?"
Cheng Kaixin denied it again.
"Look at the protagonist, how cultured. But that's not the word at all, why didn't you remind him." The system couldn't help but interject. The word "Xin" has the meaning of the sun coming out, bright.Although it feels that this word has nothing to do with Cheng Kaixin, it is undeniably a good name.
Seeing that Yin Xuli did not guess correctly after several guesses, Cheng Kaixin did not remind him, but followed his words: "I have never read the book, so I don't know what you mean. These two words are my own understanding .”
Yin Xuli looked at him curiously.
"Happy... just like this." Cheng Kaixin raised his fingers together and drew a long line straight across his chest, like a dagger cutting open his chest.He lowered his voice and said, "When people feel stuffy in their hearts, they can cut open Ruoruo here, take out their hearts to dry, and let the air blow. Wouldn't it be much more relaxing and light?"
System: "..." Its host looks like a pervert.
In this era, these two words don't have the meaning of "happy". Although Cheng Kaixin's explanation came up with this meaning, it is messy and completely ruins the three views of people.Yin Xuli listened very seriously, his eyes opened wider and wider in his secretive expression.
Cheng Kaixin pursed his lips and said: "So I am happy, which means happy. Let's take the surname Cheng, and be happy every day. What do you think?"
Yin Xuli felt that he had been cheated again, and said expressionlessly, "I don't think so."
He flicked his sleeves and turned around, and walked for a while, thinking of the smile on the brows of Cheng Kaixin's eyes, he felt a "cut" in his heart, but his lips curved slightly.
Cheng Kaixin Shi Shiran followed behind him, and raised his voice: "Xu Li, you haven't tasted candied haws yet, don't you want to?"
"Don't just give me such an ugly alias!" Yin Xuli didn't look back.However, Cheng Kaixin took a mouthful just now, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised, as if it was very delicious.
When he was carrying the wooden stake, he couldn't help it, so he inserted his own skewer on the wooden stake, before he could eat it.
"Really don't want to eat?" Cheng Kaixin ate another one, "It's sour and sweet. There are only two left."
Yin Xuli in front of him stopped suddenly, strode over, and took away the remaining candied haws with his hands.
One hundred meters out of the town is the official road, and there is a wine shop beside the road. Although it is not large in scale, it is full of customers.
Many men sat outside shirtless, talking and laughing, boasting about their knowledge.The proprietress dressed very coolly, twisted her waist to deliver wine to each table, and teased people skillfully with her mouth.
The place where the three teachings and nine streams gather is often also the place where news gathers.Cheng Kaixin stood in front of the counter and knocked on the table, "Miss Boss, can I ask you something?"
"Yo, this guest officer." The proprietress said softly, "The news about my family is not in vain."
The makeup on her face was heavily applied, she could barely be considered a middle-aged mistress, her chest was wide open, revealing a piece of skin.
Yin Xuli backed away silently, feeling his eyes were tired.
When he turned his gaze back, he suddenly widened his eyes and saw that Cheng Kaixin and the proprietress were so close for some reason, the proprietress gave him a wink, and while talking, stretched out her hand to hold Cheng Kaixin's hand.
Before Cheng Kaixin could hide from her, Yin Xuli suddenly came over behind him, slapped her hand away, and said with a heavy face, "Speak as you speak, what are you doing with your hands and feet?"
The proprietress was taken aback for a moment, and then she laughed so hard that her branches trembled, "Guest officer, why are you so fierce? It hurt my hand so much."
She rubbed the backs of her hands and looked at the two of them. Seeing that although they were ordinary-looking, they were tall and slender, she blinked and hinted, "Do you want to stay in the hotel? My family admires two such handsome men the most." ..."
Yin Xuli said coldly: "I see that donkey tied to your door is slender and more elegant."
The proprietress: "..." The smile on the corner of her lips gradually disappeared.
Apart from facing Cheng Kaixin who didn't follow the routine, the Sixth Prince's fighting power was quite impressive compared to others.Seeing that the proprietress was about to be blown up by him, Cheng Kaixin held back a smile and said, "Actually, it's not that my brother hit hard, it's really that the proprietress has tender skin, so naturally she can't bear to be beaten." He took out a bank note and handed it to her In front of him, "A little respect, I'll apologize to you."
The proprietress caught a glimpse of the face, and still let out a "hum", puffing out her white chest.
Cheng Kaixin flipped his fingertips, gently downward.The paper flicked like a piece of silk handkerchief in his hand, and then - he stuffed it into the upright bodice of the proprietress.
"Enemy." The proprietress gave him an angry look, and put away the banknote with a smile on her face. "Want to know what?"
Yin Xuli couldn't bear the two of them flirting, so she clapped her hands and went to the door to wait for Cheng Kaixin.There is a stable next to the wine shop, and there are several horses and a donkey, grazing with their buttocks up.
The smell was unpleasant, and Yin Xuli waited for a long time while holding his breath.Since Xindao left the capital, his endurance has increased a hundredfold.
When Cheng Kaixin came out of the winery, he saw Yin Xuli impatiently wiping the proprietress's hand, and seeing him walking over, he squinted at him, "Did I say you haven't seen a woman before? Ask for news, What are you talking about. Such a beauty is thanks to you."
The system quite agrees, "Host, you should improve your vision."
Cheng Kaixin didn't bother to talk to them, just three words: "I'm happy."
Yin Xuli was upset and had nothing to do with him, so he said in a deep voice, "Then do you remember to buy a horse?"
"I bought a horse." Cheng Kaixin glanced at the certificate to the big man guarding the stable, then picked out a good horse, and began to untie the reins.
"Just bought one?" Yin Xuli asked suspiciously: "What about me? Are we two big men riding on the same horse?"
"Don't you think that donkey is very handsome?" Cheng Kaixin pointed to the sleek donkey next to him, "I bought it for you, so you can ride it on the road."
Yin Xuli: "..."
作者有话要说:殷胥离:“我觉得你身段最风流行了吧。”感谢在2020-07-2501:00:12~2020-07-2522:46:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Luo Luo 1;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of a little swallow;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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