The counterattack career of the magic stick

The sun in July is as hot as fire, making people anxious and irritable.The stench from the rubbish dumps in the alley attracted a swarm of blowflies to circle around, making a piercing buzzing sound that made one want to slap them to death.

The little thorn head was wearing a yellowed vest, black cropped shorts, and flip flops. Under the scorching sun, he was looking around the street corner with the thorn head on his head.

It was meal time, and there were very few pedestrians on the road.The little stab head didn't see anyone, but saw a few stray dogs running past him from time to time.

There was a yellow-skinned puppy who turned his head and glanced at him when he passed by, his obsidian-like eyeballs rolled around, just as he opened his mouth to swear at people, no, at dogs.The dog stuck out its tongue at him in a very human way, and ran away quickly with a rustle.

"Damn it, what are you looking at?" The little prickly head scolded angrily, a fire welling up in his heart.Even the dogs dare to look down on him, which is really good.

After looking around for a while again, a melodious concerto suddenly sounded in my stomach.

The little thorn went back cursing, crossed half of the alley, turned left, walked another ten meters, and came to the iron gate of the independent small courtyard, opened the iron gate and entered the small courtyard, before entering the house, sharp The voice of the voice has passed in.

"Master, why hasn't the noble person you mentioned come here? I waited for a long time and didn't see anyone. Is there a show? My stomach is so hungry that there is no rice in the kitchen. Master, What shall we have for lunch?"

The little stab head entered the room while talking, and he was stunned as soon as he entered the room.Who's the guy with the buttery BBQ pizza?

The little prickly head howled violently, "Master, where did you get the pizza?"

Yao Yan cast a sideways glance at the little prickly head, "What is it called, come and eat if you want to eat."

Smelling the delicious smell of barbecue, the little prickly head took a deep breath, quickly ran to the small wooden table, sat on the wooden chair, picked up a piece of pizza and started eating.

I took a bite of the crispy pizza, um, it was delicious. After I took a bite, after a few bites, one-sixth of the nine-inch pizza disappeared.After eating this piece, the little prickly head picked up another piece, and was about to start eating, when he caught sight of Yao Yan who was eating pizza slowly, and a flash came into his mind.

"Master, where did you get the money to buy the pizza?" As he said that, the little stab head panicked and rushed into the room in a hurry.

Yao Yan glanced at him lightly, and continued to eat the pizza in his hand.

At this time, there was an earth-shattering roar from the second floor, "Old Shen, where is the pizza I just ordered? Did you eat my pizza?"

The little thorn in the lion's roar skill has been listened to no less than a thousand times, but now it sounds very pleasant. He rolled his dark eyes, listening to the battle of the century that was about to break out upstairs, turned around and walked towards the small wooden table, happily He sat down, picked up the piece of pizza that he put back in the box, and took a bite.While eating, he said, "Master, you are really awesome, I am convinced of you."

After speaking, he took another big bite. "It's really enjoyable."

It's so fragrant, this pizza is so delicious.

Thinking of the couple who were picked by the thieves, even the electricity bill was three yuan per kilowatt-hour, and six yuan per ton of water. If a pizza was stolen, they would be so angry that they would go out of their bodies and ascend to heaven twice. Fragrant.

Seeing his appearance, Yao Yan squinted his eyes, took a piece of rolled paper aside and wiped his mouth, "Look at how promising you are."

Just as he was talking, a female voice seemed to come from outside the iron gate, "Is anyone there?"

Yao Yan immediately snatched the half-eaten pizza from the small thorn and put it in the pizza box, "Don't eat it, the distinguished guest is here, go out and greet him."

"I'm not full yet, and besides, did I really come to ask you for fortune-telling? You're still an honored guest!" The little thorn stood up cursingly, and was about to snatch the pizza box from Yao Yan's hand.

Yao Yan held the pizza box far away with his right hand, and slapped the prickly head with his left hand.The 'pop' was crisp and loud.

"My calculations are accurate. If you say a distinguished guest is a distinguished guest, hurry up. If you delay making money, I will use your private money to buy rice for cooking."

The little prickly head rubbed his forehead and gave him a resentful look, "Don't, it's as if what you said is true. If you are so amazing, why don't you count the time accurately, and let me keep watch every time. From dawn to dusk, sometimes you can't see a single figure, but if you see one, you say you figured it out." Whispering, the little prickly head turned around and walked out of the house.

Taking advantage of this gap, Yao Yan cleaned up the small living room and put away all the things that should be packed.After Xiaobatou led a woman dressed like a lady into the door, he saw Yao Yan wearing a pair of sunglasses, sitting cross-legged in front of the wooden table, looking at them expressionlessly.

The corner of the little prickly head twitched, and immediately changed into a smiling face and led the lady to sit on the rattan chair in front of the wooden table, "Come on, Miss Lin, please sit down, this is my master, Yao Daxian, what are you talking about?" What’s the matter, just ask if you have anything.”

This Ms. Lin looked to be only 30 years old, but she was full of style. She was carrying a bag and didn't take off her sunglasses. The small hall sized it up, and finally landed on the face of Yao Yan who was also wearing sunglasses.

"You are Yao Daxian'er?"

Yao Yan nodded, "Foretelling bad luck and predicting good fortune, future marriage, fortune and fortune, I wonder what this young lady wants to do?"

"Oh? Then calculate the marriage for me."

Yao Yan's eyes behind the sunglasses scanned Miss Lin back and forth from top to bottom, and said, "Your birth date, and the hour, according to the lunar calendar."

"The seventh day of the fifth lunar month in the year of the Jiazi Rat, Haishi. Hey, it's really hot here, why isn't there even an air conditioner?"

The little prickly head quickly turned the vertical electric fan blowing on his master to Ms. Lin, "It's not hot, it's not hot, it won't be hot after a while, our place is remote, there are few people, it's not hotter than the city, blowing the fan It will cool off in a while."

Ms. Lin smiled, "It's far enough away, it's easy for me to find." Turning to Yao Daxian'er who was wearing sunglasses, she said, "Have you figured it out? How is my marriage?"

Yao Yan ordered the little stab head to write down the time, counted with his fingers, and looked up at Miss Lin, "Can you take off your glasses and let me see your face."

Miss Lin took off her sunglasses.

This girl is pretty good looking, with exquisite makeup, her forehead is not too wide, the sky is open, but the tail of her eyebrows is a little drooping, the tips of her eyes are long and slightly raised, and the bridge of her nose is high, but Yao Yan can see it at a glance. It was not the original nose, with small wings and pointed nose, high and full cheekbones, and moderately thick lips painted with purple red lipstick, which looked tender for two or three years old.A head of curly black hair hangs behind her, charming and moving.

Yao Yan looked at it carefully for a while, and concluded that this woman is either a mistress or a sugar daddy.At first glance, he is a rich master, but he has no tolerance for others. A person who looks charming and dresses is usually unfathomable.But these words obviously cannot be said clearly.

"Miss Lin's heaven is full, and she is a blessed person at first glance. Miss Lin's husband must also be a wealthy man, but seeing that there is a black air in Miss Lin's hall, it seems that the marriage is not going well, and the black air is thickening up and down. Rare, it's on the rise, Ms. Lin's marriage may have a disaster in recent years, whether you can get through it safely depends on yourself."

After finishing speaking, Yao Yan remained silent, and looked at Miss Lin wearing sunglasses, and no one could see clearly behind the mirror.

Ms. Lin looked at Yao Yan, "There are two brushes, so tell me how I can get by on my own."

"I believe that Ms. Lin has a choice in her heart. Whether she can get through it or whether she is willing to get through it is up to Ms. Lin."

Miss Lin stopped talking.

The little stabbing head watched from the side, his heart skipped a beat, and he would wink at Yao Yan from time to time.

Master, you should talk, don't pretend to be inscrutable.

Yao Yan didn't even take a look at the little stab, still looking like Yao Daxian's inscrutable.

Ms. Lin suddenly smiled, "Since you figured it out for me, you can't help me solve it, right? You're right, it's all up to me if you want to. Since you are so good, then help me solve this matter by the way." Bar."

As she said that, Miss Lin took out a white envelope from her bag, which was bulging, "Here is one hundred thousand, a deposit, one month, no matter what the evidence is, as long as my husband and I can get a smooth divorce, and the property is 30%, the matter will be settled." After that, I will pay you another [-]." After speaking, Ms. Lin quietly looked at Yao Daxian'er, waiting for a reply.

Yao Yan pondered for a while, and said, "50, after the matter is completed, you will give me another 50."

"Deal." Ms. Lin settled the case.

Seeing that he got a hundred thousand in his hands, the little prickly head was overjoyed immediately, and grinned to the back of his ears.

Yao Yan glanced at him, obviously wearing sunglasses, but the little prickly head seemed to see the eyes behind the glasses, and immediately stopped smiling.

At this moment, Ms. Lin looked at Yao Yan again, "Xian Yao? Take off your glasses and let me have a look."

Yao Yan was stunned, and took off his glasses as he said.The person in front of him is his big benefactor, and he can't afford to offend him yet.

After taking off the sunglasses, a handsome face was revealed. Miss Lin just stared at him, unable to move her eyes, and said for a while, "How much are you worth?"

Yao Yan: "..."

Little stabbed his head suddenly, and said bravely, "I'm sorry, my master only sells his art, not his body."

Ms. Lin didn't feel embarrassed at all, she put on her sunglasses again, and took out a document bag from her bag, "Please take a good look at my husband's information, I hope it can help you." Let's go, the little stab head hurried forward to lead the way.

Before leaving, Ms. Lin turned her head and glanced at Yao Yan again, "It contains my business card, when you want to sell it, tell me, and I will buy it for you."

"..."

Yao Yan glanced at Miss Lin expressionlessly, then looked away.

Ms. Lin smiled, her eyes fell on the little prickly head's yellowed vest, she turned around and stepped on her high heels and walked out.

While seeing her off, the little prickly head secretly threw countless supercilious glances at her.

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