Enemies always have a narrow road

"Fuck, god, do you dare to make it hot again?!" After delivering the last drink, Su Fei raised his head and cursed at the high-altitude sun, while walking, he grabbed the bottom of his t-shirt and dangled it. They swayed and tried to increase the air flow to create some wind, but unfortunately even the air was hot under the scorching sun, and this approach obviously didn't work.

It's 1.7:[-], past working hours.Su Fei put on his helmet, stretched his long legs and stepped onto the mount. His nearly [-]-meter-eight figure shrank on top of a painted seven-eight-eight-eight lady's small battery.

Su Fei controlled the front of the car with one hand and rode slowly out of the community, and dialed Tang Zheng's phone with the other hand, intending to report and leave work immediately.

As soon as the call was connected, before Su Fei could speak, Tang Zheng's old duck-like voice had already howled from the receiver.

"I was just about to call you! Is the one on Xizheng Street finished? Be there within 5 minutes! Help me deliver this order from your sister-in-law! It's urgent!"

"Boss Tang, it's Lunar New Year's Day today. You're not afraid to scare people with your broken voice. Go and check the time yourself. I donated 5 minutes to the store for free today!"

"It's still June [-]st, you can't even pass the May [-]th Youth Day, do you want to celebrate Children's Day? Hurry up and come back to me!" Tang Zheng's loud voice came from Su Fei's copycat phone, and the effect was quick and pleasant. Some of the tattered speakers were put together, Su Fei couldn't help holding the phone a little away from his ears, and turned the front of the car from the neighborhood to the road.

"Hey! I'm just in my early twenties, why can't I celebrate Youth Day? Besides, is it the law that stipulates that I can't celebrate Children's Day? Of course, these are not the point, the most important thing is , I will take turns off from this afternoon to the day after tomorrow, hello!"

"Little friend, you can't come in here!" Tang Zheng squeezed his cock's throat and pretended to be kind and friendly, reaching Su Fei's ears, and he almost fell off the car without laughing at him, "Please, boss, you are born It's the fate of being a big boss in the underworld, so let's stop being a motherfucker, okay?"

"Fuck me! Hey... I'm sorry, Mr. Shen, I'm on the phone!" Tang Zheng is obviously very adept at changing roles, "Let me tell you, I just answered the phone 10 minutes ago. Crying like a tearful person, he threw a sentence at me 'men don't have a good thing' and ran away without knowing when to come back to work. Dapi is on vacation today, I think I can do it when Li Jun comes Take it easy, but the kid just hung up on me and said that my girlfriend was having a temper tantrum and was coaxing me, and I guess I'll be an hour late. Hey, fuck me! Why do you think I just recruited all of you scumbags! Now shop Nancy and Beibei are here, and the kindergarten next door came to hold a June [-] lunch party, and the two girls are busy serving! If I don’t go to battle, the business will be closed? Don’t make me yell at me, come back to me quickly! "

"Besides, you usually deliver my sister-in-law's order wagging your tail. What's the matter today? Let me see, is the sun coming out from the west today?"

"Damn it, if that brat didn't press the cake down my crotch, would it be your turn to deliver it? Come back to me quickly! Hang up!"

Hearing that the line was hung up over there, Su Fei couldn't help muttering: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, there is no such thing as a horoscope, and she is so nervous in front of people that she is as shameless as a woman behind her back." After speaking, he looked up, He couldn't help but whistled at the sports car in front of him.

This flamboyant look!Fuck me!The license plate number is all right!It's really hard not to think about it!

Comparing people to people, it makes people mad!Su Fei clicked his tongue, and while straightening his left leg, he shrugged his shoulders and tried to put the mobile phone back into his trouser pocket. Su Fei originally practiced this movement like an oil seller pouring oil into a coin hole, but who ever Thinking that the front wheel suddenly ran over a small stone, Su Fei, who was holding the front of the car with one hand and leaning over to stuff his phone, felt the car shaking for a while. He quickly retracted his legs, and put his hand on the phone again. The handlebar, who knows that this car has just regained its balance, the Porsche in front suddenly turned to the lane where he was, and stopped in front of it with a sudden brake. Seeing that it was about to hit the rear of the car, Su Fei hurried to the left in fright. With a pad of foot, he controlled the front of the car and wanted to turn right into the non-motorized lane.

But the distance was too short, and Su Fei was not slow because of his good driving skills. Although he loosened the switch very quickly and increased the friction with his feet, the result of this emergency measure was——Su Fei scolded his mother in his heart and fell under a string of 8 license plates.

The fall was not serious, the right elbow was scratched a little, thinking about how many times I have been dropped on this broken battery, one more thing is worse than one less thing.Thinking of this, Su Fei picked up the electric board that fell out and reinstalled it, planning to let it go.

But it was a tragedy to find out that Nokia, whose anti-strike ability was +max, couldn't turn on the machine... His material property was violated, so he could bear it and call him Su Fei? !

Su Fei held his fateful claw machine and walked to the Porsche to explain. He slapped the car window several times, "Hey, hey, let me tell you how you drive—the car..."

Su Fei, who was originally full of anger, couldn't help but lower his voice when he saw the situation in the car, and finally retracted his neck in embarrassment.

No, why am I embarrassed?Oh shit!Are you on the side of the road planning to shake the car in broad daylight?Is there any quality left? !I'm still a victim of their hooliganism in broad daylight!

So Su Fei leaned back to the car window to ask for an explanation, only to see the car window suddenly rolled down a little, revealing a pair of narrow eyes. Fei couldn't help shivering on this hot day, opened his mouth and forgot what he was going to say next.

The owner of the car obviously didn't intend to listen to what he was saying, so he said straightforwardly, "How much is it?" His tone should not be too cold.

"Huh?" Su Fei was dumbfounded.

"How much do I have to pay you?" The man repeated, obviously impatient.

What tone?Su Fei gritted his teeth inwardly, he, the victim, looked like a begging beggar for a little loss.

Hey!Is this like the attitude of the perpetrator? !

The idea of ​​a good discussion in Su Fei's heart was immediately washed away by the aura of "I am the best in the world" exuded by the car owner. Since you are in such a hurry to pay, you might as well pay more!

"First of all, you see, this arm of mine was just when you suddenly slammed the brakes on the road, and it is already red. I have to go to the hospital to see if there is anything wrong with this bone. Now I am going to the hospital to register the photo. I think everyone understands the miscellaneous things. Besides, my mobile phone is not new, but Nokia is considered a famous brand, right? And I don’t have many advantages, just nostalgia, follow me It’s been several years, money is a trivial matter, what’s important is feelings, don’t you think so?”

The person in the car turned his head slightly, his eyes fell on Su Fei's phone, and he raised an eyebrow questioningly, but Su Fei couldn't pull it off anymore, straightened his helmet, and stretched out two fingers, "Eight hundred, what's the matter? "

After all, it was the first time to "touch porcelain". After Su Fei finished talking, he didn't have enough confidence. Now this straight phone is only worth about one hundred and eighty yuan, and his arm is even scratched a little if there is nothing wrong with it. The owner of the car was so angry, and since he was wearing a helmet that covered most of his face, he was ashamed to be a "toucher".

Seeing the people in the car squinting, Su Fei felt a little weak, so he lowered the price himself, "The minimum is [-], and it can't be less."

"The price of your relationship has dropped too quickly." The perpetrator finally spoke, and immediately handed over a small stack of brand new red notes, "Including your injury."

As soon as Su Fei touched the money, he just wanted to say that he didn't need so much, and the car window began to rise. Obviously, this man didn't intend to have any more entanglements with him.Su Fei quickly withdrew the hand that was almost caught, and the sense of morality that had just arisen in his heart dissipated, "Hey, it's great to be rich!"

Step back to the side of the road and count the tickets, good guy!One thousand!Su Fei glanced at the sports car again, and clicked his tongue, "What a fool with a lot of money! No wonder Pengci has become a profession now."

At this time, the co-pilot door of the sports car suddenly opened, and a beautiful woman with exquisite makeup came down from the inside. The V-line on her chest almost reached her waist. Seeing that Su Fei was looking at her, she frowned and pulled her clothes The leader said to him in disgust: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a woman? Why don't you go back and look at your mother's breasts if you like it so much?"

It's really a fool with a hooligan, this quality and the owner are simply perfect.After hearing what the woman said, Su Fei snorted disdainfully, "I'm sorry, I like a hunk as big as a dick, not a sow with big tits!"

"You!" The beauty stomped her feet angrily, stared at Su Fei for a long time, blushed and finally cursed "Damn gay", then raised her hand, stopped a taxi and left.

When Su Fei rushed back to the store, Tang Zheng had already packed all the delivery, and when he saw him coming back, he raised his hand and gave a shudder, "You are going to apply for the Guinness World Record for 'Battery Car Runs Over Ants' Isn’t it so slow? Your sister-in-law’s milk tea is waiting here to heat up!”

Su Fei watched Tang Zheng turn around and go to the refrigerator to get love milk tea with double ingredients, and stretched his arm in front of Tang Zheng, "Look, I'm honorably injured just to come back to work overtime for you!"

Tang Zheng put the last bag into the box, glanced at his elbow, and slapped Su Fei's slightly bloodshot wound, "Don't try to ride fast! It's not long enough, is it? "

"It's not like you're urging me!" Su Fei gasped, raised his leg and kicked Tang Zheng, picked up the foam box containing the ice drink and ran out hastily.

Tianyun Building is just opposite the coffee shop. The sister-in-law Tang Zheng talks about is Wu Xinyu, with a melon-shaped face, willow eyebrows and big eyes, fair and clean, a standard southern girl who speaks in a soft voice. Wu's little white-collar worker bought the milk tea a few times in the store, and the soul of Tang Zheng, a rough northern man, was taken away.

Every time Wu Xinyu came to buy a drink, the colleagues who came with her had to follow her to get the best of luck, not to mention the odds and nothing else, and the colleagues who came and went to the company every time they had to work overtime or have a drink in a meeting would call Wu Xinyu .

Su Fei walked through the hall familiarly, and saw a five or six-year-old boy leading Samo, who was almost as tall as him, and a middle-aged woman beside him was on the phone. It seemed that the signal was not very good. Touching the child's hair, he took two steps away.

The little boy wore a pair of denim suspender shorts with a sea soul shirt inside, revealing his white and tender arms and legs, which were so long that they were carved like jade, Su Fei couldn't help but take a second look.

With a "ding" sound, the elevator door opened.

Su Fei stepped in, pressed the floor he was going to, and found that the middle-aged woman was still on the phone with her back turned to her.

On the other hand, Satsuma, who was squatting at the door, seemed to have smelled something, sniffled and walked in with Su Fei. The little boy wanted to hold him, but he was dragged into the elevator by Satsuma because of his lack of strength. .

Su Fei saw the little boy turned his head to look at the woman calling outside, and was about to raise his hand to press the door button to wait for the woman, but he couldn't press it in time, and the elevator door closed automatically.

Su Fei was thinking about whether to press the nearest floor to send the child down first, but the little boy raised his head and said to him calmly: "Brother, I'm going to the top floor, but I'm not tall enough to press it, please help me!" I click."

Yo, the little guy's thinking is very clear!Su Fei pressed it for him, and the little boy said "thank you" to him again, it's not too polite!If it wasn't for holding the box with both hands, Su Fei probably couldn't help pinching his chubby little face.

It's just that the small-faced Samo couldn't stay idle, and circled around Su Fei for half a circle, as if attracted by the white box in his hand, and raised his forelegs several times to put him on him.It's not that Su Fei hates dogs, it's just that he feels hot when he sees so much hair on his body, and he can't help but hide and hey twice.

Seeing this, the little boy tugged at the strap in his hand, and commanded Samo very stylishly: "Little Treasure, squat down!" Don't be too serious!

Su Fei couldn't help but be amused seeing the little milk baby next to him looking like an adult, whose baby is this?How can it be so cute!

At this moment, only two "bangs" were heard, and the elevator that was ascending suddenly stopped, but the elevator door did not open automatically.Su Fei moved two steps forward to press the door open button, but there was no response, but the light in the elevator jumped a few times and then went out with a "click", and the emergency light turned on automatically. Only then did Su Fei realize that there was an elevator failure .

Hold!You should really listen to that kid Li Jun wearing red underwear!