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——>> "It's not just the little boss who is angry, but everyone in the Justice League is also angry."

"Quiet! His Majesty the Demon God is about to come out! Everyone kneel down to welcome him!"

"His Majesty the Demon God is about to appear!"

Welcome your sister!Kneel your sister!

I don't know what kind of ghost and snake god that demon god is. Seeing that everyone's soup is almost drunk, they will come out, and the crowd will kneel down to greet them. What a joke!You are not the emperor!Why do you want others to kneel down to you?Report this to the emperor to see if he will chop off the head of this demon god!

"The Demon God's Temple is coming!"

An elephant walked out of the gate, yes, it was an elephant, the kind of elephant used by the Burmese as a means of transportation!

Sitting on the elephant is a man with a crown hat on his head, a golden cigarette in his hand, five hundred rings on his ten fingers, and dozens of necklaces hanging around his neck.

"Is he the Demon God?"

It's not just me, all the members of our Justice League were stunned. This man who was worshiped by the crowd just asked us to pay for the bowl of noodles he ate in the noodle shop, and he also likes to brag about how the noodles are. Dwarf winter melon!

If he can be regarded as a demon god, then I will say that I am the daughter of Apollo, the sun god!

"Answer! Everyone below!" The man with two braids, the lackey of the short winter melon, took a step forward and let everyone shout slogans: "Who is the god who protects you?"

The group of zombies without IQ answered in unison: "It's the great abalone god, His Royal Highness!"

...Abalone God?Don't give yourself such a circus funny name please?

Twisted Braid: "Where do you belong in this life?"

"It's our Holy Land Demon Temple!"

...Do you want to be brainwashed to be so successful?I want to call 110 to report to the police | Uncle Police, you group of feudal superstition cult | activities!Disgraceful to confuse the public!We have to believe in science!

"Hey, that's right, there is no place for you lowly people to belong to but the embrace of my god." The dwarf wax gourd on the elephant watched the crowd bowing to him and obeying him, That chubby face was full of complacency.

"Tch, how can anyone be so brazen as to say that he is a god?" Shiro curled his lips in disdain: "You are so short and ugly, how dare you call yourself a god?"

Dudu nodded, and said angrily: "Yes, yes, this guy is just a fraudster who can't even taste the taste of ramen! And he dares to ask us to help him pay for the overlord meal!"

Dudu and Shiro shouted deliberately so that the little winter melon could hear, and he did hear it.As a rascal who puts his meal money on the guests at the next table, the short winter melon didn't show any shame, on the contrary, he looked at us calmly: "It seems that there are a few people who are not afraid of being attacked today. Damn you, you don’t believe in my godly deeds..."

The dwarf wax gourd wanted to get off the elephant's body, so he patted the elephant's ears lightly. The elephant let out a cry, stretched its trunk, and let it slide down while sitting on it.But Ang San's surprise was that the short winter melon fell to the ground when it slid halfway...

I couldn't help turning around and shaking my shoulders: "Pfft hahahaha~"

Ryan sprayed him: "Idiot."

"It's okay," the 'His Majesty the Demon God' who fell on the ground stood up and straightened his crown hat, and said to the group of zombies below: "Today, I will show the power of my god in front of everyone. Come on, bring me that thing."

Twisted Braid moved out a... tripod from the Devil's Temple?

"Let you have a look," Dwarf Winter Melon patted the 'artifact': "This is the holy artifact that can show miracles, and this is the magical bronze artifact that I am qualified to use as His Royal Highness of the Abalone God .”

Little Master: "Huh? Could it be that the one he is holding is the legendary kitchen utensil?"

"Don't blink, all of you look carefully at the artifact of the gods!" Short winter melon added two bowls of water to the artifact, then took out a dried abalone and shook it in front of the crowd: "This abalone I just bought it today and there is nothing special about it. Generally speaking, it takes three days and three nights of careful cooking to restore the softness of the teeth, but as long as I have my supernatural power, ha!"

The short winter melon took the pose of a Popeye, and after maintaining this pose for a few seconds, he let out a big yell!Throw the abalone in!Then the 'artifact' emitted a colorful light!

...Damn it!Colorful glass color, this is it!

This light lasted for about 1 minute before disappearing!

Short winter melon took out the abalone just thrown in after the light disappeared, and it was full of elasticity!The color is also very bright and clear!

"Look, everyone!"

"This is a miracle from God!"

"Oh~ My Demon God Honor Your Highness~"

"..."

The townspeople were stunned by their king's feats!Then he put his head on the ground and kowtowed to the short winter melon.

"That guy is right. Generally, abalones take three days to distribute, but he took such a short moment..." The little boss lowered his eyebrows and said, "That thing is indeed the legendary kitchen utensil!"

"You are so naive, Master!" After the little boss confirmed, Shiro stretched out his right index finger and shook it in front of him: "I have already seen through him, his deceitful tactics!"

Dudu asked, "What's going on?"

"This is a very simple method," Shiro said of his thoughts: "The pot is actually a double-bottom pot, and the abalones that have been prepared on the bottom layer have already been prepared, and the guy just needs to take out the abalones from there. gone."

I asked, "And what about the light?"

"It should be a luminous mushroom. He must have taken the luminous mushroom that grew on Jiuhua Mountain and put it in the pot on the bottom layer. The plate on the top should be rotating, so that it can be restored to its original shape immediately. , it just uses the rare abalone in the mountains to deceive the people here in Mount Jiuhua with the method of descending from the gods. Think about it, the legendary kitchen utensils will choose to use their masters, just like the master used to take How could it be used by such a person to deceive others?"

What Shiro said makes sense, but it's wrong: "According to what you said, that short winter melon is just a charlatan who is useless, so how can the taste of abalone soup be so good?"

It's not just that group of people, even Xiaodangjia, Xie Qi and Ren are bowing down under the short winter melon's triangle pants!I don't think it's that obvious.

"I, Shiro, have seen this kind of quack tricks a lot. It's normal for a barbarian girl to have long hair and short knowledge! Let me tell you, I have encountered this once..."

When Shiro was about to give us an example to prove his point of view with us, a middle-aged woman among the zombies pulled her two children and came forward tremblingly: "Your Majesty the Demon God, I searched all over the house, and finally found this some gold, can you please give the children some abalone?"

Before the short winter melon could speak, the braid kicked the woman in the stomach.

...What kind of owner raises what kind of dog...

"mother!"

"Mother!"

"If you don't have tribute, go and get the title deed of the house." Dwarf Winter Melon indifferently ignored the woman lying on the ground: "You humble people can't live without my charity."

=. =

I really can't stand listening to it anymore, I really want to rush up and beat him up.

"Please help!" The woman who was kicked covered her stomach, endured the pain and crawled to the short winter melon's leg, hugged his calf and begged him: "Your Highness, please!"

"In that case, this one is for you." The little wax gourd pulled his fat legs out of the woman's arms, and threw the piece of abalone he showed everyone for the experiment just now to the ground.

The woman and her two children really thought that the demon god would take pity on them, and when they were reaching out to pick up the abalone, the little wax gourd stepped on it!The abalone was trampled!

"Unforgivable! No matter how good his craft is, he can't treat other people's misfortunes so indifferently! This kind of person is not worthy of being a chef at all!"

It's not just the little boss who is angry, but everyone in the Justice League is also angry. Is it human who is not angry when seeing this scene? !I really don't know why these townspeople don't come forward to help!Are they all blindfolded by the abalone? !

"Oh, what's the matter?" Shorty Winter Melon kicked the abalone after stepping on it, kicking it away: "You're welcome to pick it up!"

The farmer uncle knows that you are wasting food like this, and he doesn't spit and drown you collectively!

"Stop!" Seeing the woman standing up to pick up the abalone that was trampled by the dwarf winter melon, the little head immediately yelled to stop her.When everyone's eyes were cast on us, Xiaodangjia tried to turn the tide: "Everyone, don't be deceived! He is not a god at all! He is just a scum among chefs who have lost their conscience!"

"What? How dare you say that about me?!" Shorty Donggua was furious after being scolded by the little boss: "Who are you!?"

"Don't be frightened when you hear it!" Shiro likes the other party to ask this sentence the most, because he will come in handy at this time!According to Dudu, the only value of Shiro's existence is to tear off the cloth on the arm of the little master: "This one is the youngest super chef in history! So is Liu Maoxing!"

"Super Chef?" Ai Donggua repeated the name of the Little Master that Shiro called out like an imperial decree, after careful consideration, he found that the Little Master didn't have the title he gave himself: "What is he, I But His Royal Highness, the demon god sent from heaven! Can a super chef cause miracles like me?!"

"Shut up! I can see through your tricks at a glance! Master Xie, please help me!" Shiro ordered my man to go forward with him to expose the conspiracy of the little wax gourd. Xie Qi is so confused He followed Shiro and ran over!

Ah hello!Have you ever asked your wife what I think!What are you doing running so hard with that idiot Shiro, Jie Qi!

"Everyone look out! This pot actually has a double bottom!" Shiro instructed my man to lift up the artifact and show the zombies the internal structure of the pot. As a result, Shiro touched the partition himself, but failed to touch the partition, which was a tragedy. I can't get off the stage anymore: "Eh? Why... there are... two bottoms..."

"These idiots...you know, right?" After Shiro and Xie Qi made such a fuss, the short winter melon became more confident and courageous, and the townspeople believed him even more: "People of Jiuhua, these insults are what everyone expects. I will drive out all those who doubt the miracles of the gods in the Demon God Temple, my hometown!"

So under his command, the zombies stretched out their claws and approached us!

Baba Mama help!I don't want to become a zombie too!

"to be continued"