Master is so mighty

use one day earlier

No.40 Eight siu mai

——>> "He is not stupid at all! I am the one who is stupid!"

Xie Qi’s wine quality is not good, he starts talking nonsense and singing when he drinks, this is the first time he drinks alcohol after I’ve been with him for a long time, I didn’t know that he would throw a fit when he drank, so I secretly told him Xie Qi made a note, and in the future he has to keep an eye on him and stop letting him drink alcohol.

The next day, Jie Qi was the last one to wake up. After waking up, he held his head on the bed and couldn't even sit still, and kept groaning: "It hurts...my head hurts...it's about to split... "

I poured a glass of water and handed it to him: "No more drinking in the future."

Jie Qi took the cup and gulped down two mouthfuls of hot water: "By the way, Ah Tian, ​​I...did I do anything strange yesterday?"

"What strange behavior do you mean?" I sat down next to Xie Qi: "Does it mean singing to me, or hugging me tightly and refusing to let go, or..."

Xie Qi hugged his head with a painful expression of "stop talking".

I poked his arm and said with a smile, "I'm kidding you."

Xie Qi raised his emerald green eyes to look at me, before his eyes lit up, I added: "But it's true that you sang to me."

Xie Qi didn't hug me and refused to let go, but he hugged Xiaodangjia and didn't let go, and he yelled, as if afraid no one would hear: "A Tian! A Tian! A Tian!"

He didn't say anything else, just called me by my first name.

Dudu said that Xie Qi was embarrassed to say that he liked me bluntly, so he had to keep calling my name in this way to express it.

I have a feeling of being struck by lightning.

Xie Qi seemed very conflicted: "I... I'm drunk... I don't remember anything... Ah Tian... You... You...don't worry about it..."

If I had a mobile phone, I would have recorded Jie Qi’s messy minutes and seconds last night, and I’ll show him it again today, but it’s a pity that there are no mobile phones in this day and age. Actually, he’s quite cute when he gets drunk.

"Well, I won't take it to heart." I put it in my head~

"The people from the acrobatic troupe are all gone."

Shiro and Xiaodangjia woke up early and saw that we were the only ones left in the room, so they went out to see if the wandering acrobatic troupe comrades who had a drink with us last night had gone to morning exercises.

The little master thought kindly: "Could it be that they left without saying hello because they were afraid of waking us up?"

"I found it, it's him!" Just after the little headed Virgin finished, a group of officers and soldiers in police uniforms broke in from outside, grabbed Xie Qi and left.

Ren stepped forward to block the way of the policemen who caught Jie Qi, and asked them, "What do you want to do?"

The big brother of the policeman said very seriously: "We are the policemen of the local yamen, here to arrest the criminals, if you dare to get in the way, you will all be brought back to the yamen for the same crime!"

"What did I do and you want to arrest me?" Jie Qi was arrested and taken out of the house, and a dozen policemen put the spears in their hands around his neck to form a cactus, restraining him so that he could not move.

There was a bearded uncle with a tall horse and a figure like three Jie Qi, wearing an official uniform and an official hat, standing outside the room: "That's the man, right?"

"That's right...Lord Luo Mian," a petite girl came out from behind the tall man who looked like a mountain. She looked at Xie Qi as if she was a little scared and flinched.

"You don't have to be afraid, tell the truth, and I will make the decision for you." The man patted the little girl's shoulder as a sign of comfort.

"Thank you, Mr. Luo Mian!" The little girl was inspired, and said in one breath: "That's... that man broke into our house last night, not only severely injured our master, but also took away all the gold ornaments Already!"

"What?" Jie Qi was startled: "Are you kidding me? I was so drunk last night that I fell asleep until dawn!"

"Okay!" The bearded man named Luo Mian, whom the little girl called Luo Mian, ordered without listening to Xie Qi's words: "Arrest him for robbery! Take him back to the Yamen immediately!"

"Wait a minute, how can you arrest people casually?" I grabbed Luo Mian's clothes and said, "What are you talking about, sir? Didn't you see that his hands are still tied with bandages and splints? One of his hands is broken Ah! How can you rob other people's homes when you are too busy to take care of yourself!"

This kind of idiot can still become an official, no wonder the Qing government is about to fall!

Luo Mian looked down at me, shook off my hand holding his official robe and continued to walk forward: "Take him away!"

"Yes! Your lord!"

"What are you doing! Stop!"

"Master Xie was with us the whole time last night!"

"stop it!"

Who would have expected this kind of thing to happen so early in the morning, it was like watching a play, everyone was a little confused, and the action was a little slow, my man was taken away like this!

What's the matter? Really!

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Xie Qi was taken into the yamen and put in a prison. We officials refused to let us in, so we had to beat drums loudly outside to shake Luo Mian out: "It's true that the robber is the prisoner, we still have witnesses. Those, so we will not let people go."

Dudu said angrily: "Go and find out more! It's too unreasonable to arrest a good person just by relying on one person's rhetoric!"

"I have to tell you how many times before you understand that Master Xie was with us the whole time last night! Besides, he is not someone who would steal other people's things! You bearded man, please release Master Xie!"

Shiro rushed up and kicked Luo Mian bravely, but to the opponent, Shiro's kick was no different from a mosquito bite him.

Luo Mian picked up Shiro like catching an ant: "I will arrest you for defaming the reputation of officials."

Then Shiro was also arrested.

The little boss kept his sense: "Lord Luo Mian, master Xie is definitely not the kind of person who would be a robber, and the prisoner must be someone else."

"Then you go and bring that person to me."

After Luo Mian finished speaking, he planned to ignore us and walked into the yamen. At this time, a boy with braided hair in a purple dress ran out from inside, followed by three or four servants: "Master! Master, don't run away!" Ah! The master forbids you to go out!"

The braided head in Huafu ran even more vigorously, and even turned around and smiled at the person who was chasing him. The laughter was not pleasant at all: "Come after me! Come after me! Hee hee hee~"

Crowd: "..."

"Luo Li!"

The bearded Luo Mian gave a masculine roar, and the young man in Chinese clothes immediately stood up, obediently like a dog: "Father!"

...a Mamma Mia...Luo Mian named his son Lolita!The taste is too strong!Lolicons don't behave in this kind of place either!Why didn't your wife object to you giving your son such a crappy name!

"How many times have I told you that you can't step out of this door! Do you take my words as a deaf ear?!" Luo Mian started to educate his son as if no one was there, a typical heaven|chao stick education father: "No more If you listen, I will beat you!"

"But dad, do you want to go out and play~" Luo Li acted coquettishly at his dad, "It's boring to stay at home all day long, Xiao Ming and the others don't want to play with me."

One by one +

There is Xiaoming!Xiao Ming has been appearing on math test papers since elementary school!I really want to see Xiao Ming's true face!

"What are you playing for? You know how to play all day long!" Luo Mian became angry when he heard his son's Jiao Didi vibrato: "If you don't study well, you just know how to play all day long! Play with your grandma's bear's legs! !"

"Who told you not to play with me..." Luo Li twitched his fingers. He looked like an adult, but his words made people feel chills and goosebumps all over the floor: "Then I have to go to Xiao Ming It's time to play...but Xiao Ming won't play with me..."

...Little Lolita, this seems to be...the brain is not fully developed...

Simply put, IQ is negative.

"You treat your father as an idler! You don't need to do anything!" Luo Mian used several exclamation points in a row: "Your father and I have a lot of things to do every day, you know! Idiot! Hurry up and go back to my room to practice!" Calligraphy!"

Luo Li looked aggrieved: "No, Dad! I want to play for a while..."

"Go, go, go! Go back to my room and practice calligraphy!" Luo Mian kicked his son to the ground, and then asked his servants to take him back: "You all pay close attention to me! If he didn't write " If you copy the Diamond Sutra a thousand times, you don’t even want to have dinner!”

The servant bowed tremblingly to his master: "I know, I know, master..."

I rolled my eyes and thought of a way to save my man. I walked over and helped Luo Li who was lying on the ground: "Shall I play with you?"

This silly boy is too naive: "Okay, okay!"

I said: "I'll play with you, can you promise me one thing? Ask your father to release the man you just arrested?"

Luo Mian had already walked in for a while, and the servants of the Luo Mansion saw that I had given their young master an ecstasy and hurried over to drive me away, but Luo Li yelled, "Go away! No way!" Get close to me!"

One is the master's words, the other is the young master's words, which one must be listened to, and which one must be implemented, but when the two conflict, who should implement it?

The servants didn't dare to come up again.

"Okay! It's just a small matter, but you have to promise me one thing! You have to play with me every day!"

I said, "No problem!"

After rescuing Qiqi, we left and played with you every day, so go dreaming!

Excited, Luo Li got up and ran a few steps in: "Father, I want to marry a wife! That beautiful girl at the door said she wanted to marry me as a wife and play with me every day!"

I thought he fell into my trap, but I didn't expect to fall into it myself, he is not stupid at all!It's me who is stupid!

"to be continued"