Master is so mighty

No.40 siu mai

——>>The little master stared at natto, and the few of us stared at the little master.

Before I realized what the sound was, Xie Qi fell backwards, and the only thought in my head was that it was over!I'm dying!

Being suppressed by Jie Qi so much, I can't help but squeeze out all my internal organs!He is as strong as an elephant!The arms are twice as thick as my thighs!

Just when I thought I would be crushed into a big cake and lie on the ground, something magical happened!That is Erkang, who violated the laws of physics and pulled me around in a second, and turned upside down with me!

What an incredible thing this is!But it just happened!At this moment, let us express our highest respect to the director with warm applause!

"Boom-"

His iron-like body hit the deck with a loud noise, and I fell firmly on Jie Qi's chest, unscathed.

I originally thought that the director had arranged for us to fall down, and then our lips would accidentally touch each other for a cute kiss, but no, my lips did not stick to his lips, but... …on the skin of his chest.

Yes, I kissed my man's chest.

That's not the point, the point is that I still want to stick out my tongue and lick it.

I stared at the big piece of meat that I wanted to gnaw but couldn't, and swallowed my saliva. I tried to delete those discordant jpgs and gifs in my head, and then calmly, calmly, and expressionlessly crawled off Xie Qi's body. stand up.

"... Ah Tian, ​​are you okay?" The first thing Xie Qizhi did when he got up was not to see if he was hurt, but to ask how I was.

"It's okay! I'm okay!" Jie Qi was acting as a human cushion under me, and I didn't bump into it at all, so there's nothing wrong with it, it's just...it's just that I feel my head is a little congested...

"That's good," Xie Qi pulled me to stand up: "Let's go back, we've been out for a while, I don't know if Dudu has woken up."

…… If Dudu wakes up and realizes that I insist on Xie Qi and me playing Romeo and Juliet on the deck, oh no, it’s Jack and Rousi, who didn’t like Xiaodao’s soya bean, she must skin me.

"Well, let's go back quickly." I nodded in response.

I turned my head and glanced at the railing that was broken into two pieces with a hole in it, and I silently said: Amen.

Let's hope no one accidentally falls off this side.

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When I returned to the small kitchen, Dudu was still lying on the table and fell asleep, and the soybeans in the pot were also good, which made me breathe a sigh of relief.

Not long after we sat down, Xie Qi said that something stung his neck.

I thought he was bitten by a mosquito, and I wanted to dab some saliva on my finger to help him smear the mosquito block to relieve the itching. He had already slumped his head on the table and fell asleep soundly.

"Master? Master? Why are you asleep?" I pushed Shifuqi, but he didn't respond, and I pushed Dudu again: "Dudu? Dudu? It's time to get up!" She also didn't respond.

Why are you so sleepy?

Both of them fell asleep, and I was left alone to watch Soybean. I didn't even have anyone to talk to. How boring.But I can't sleep together on my stomach, I still have to look at soybeans!The soybeans in this pot are the lifeblood of our Justice League!

Just when I was thinking that I was the only one left to watch Soybean to prevent Soybean from having an accident, I felt like I was bitten on the neck by something, and then I started to feel dizzy all over.

...Poisonous mosquitoes... definitely poisonous mosquitoes...

This is what I thought before I fell asleep.

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The next morning I was woken up by beeping high decibel screams.

"What's the matter, what happened? Is it a tsunami or a fire?!" I raised my head from my arms with my hair like a chicken coop, and looked around in astonishment.

"It's a problem a hundred times and a thousand times more serious than the fire and tsunami!" Dudu flew to my side from the stove: "Soybeans! There's something wrong with our soybeans!"

Before I had time to ask what happened, Ren, Xiaodangjia and Ah Q had already rushed in: "What happened?"

"Why is there still heat in the kitchen?"

"Soybeans... Soybeans have become sticky..." Dudu pointed to the pot on the stove, looking at the young master with an expression of 'you scold me, hit me, it's all my fault'.

After hearing Dudu's words, the little boss ran anxiously to the front of the stove, looked at the soybeans in the pot, and said, "Why, how could such a thing happen?"

Without soybeans, the little boss can’t make tofu dishes. If we can’t make tofu dishes for middle-aged women and men to try, we will lose, and if we lose, we won’t be able to live...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!It's the end of the world!

"How did Soybean become like this?" Ren's chin didn't know who connected it to him, and now his words can be understood.

The little master scooped up several rice stalks in the pot, and he said with a sad face: "We were designed! There are a lot of natto bacteria needed for making natto on the rice stalks. Someone I deliberately threw rice stalks into the soybeans, and in order to accelerate the growth of natto bacteria, I lit the stove, and all the soybeans turned into natto!"

... No wonder I still smell a faint smell.

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault...it's because I didn't like natto..." Xie Qi beat himself on the head with a steel rod in self-blame.

"Don't blame yourself, old Jie, first think about what's wrong last night." Ren calmly blocked Xie Qi's steel rod on his forehead: "The three of you were in the small kitchen all the time yesterday. ?"

Dudu: "Yes! None of the three of us have left!"

"last night……"

Master looked at me, his expression flickered, and I suddenly felt bad. His expression of "I'm guilty, I beg you to forgive me" will definitely reveal everything about us on the deck, So I hurriedly blocked Xie Qi's words: "We were all bitten by poisonous mosquitoes last night!"

"Poisonous mosquito?" Ren frowned, and then his eyes widened: "I know! It's a common trick in the dark cooking world! A poisonous needle with sleeping pills on it!"

Ah Q must have said: "It must be Xiang En! She is the only one who can use this method!"

"It's all our fault for not being optimistic about soybeans... Otherwise, soybeans would not have become like this..." Dudu hugged my neck and cried loudly, with snot and tears on my shoulders: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Do it, Sweetie..."

Everyone was in a mess, all counting on the head of the little master to come up with other good ideas, because it was too late to do it again now.

Ah Q put pressure on the little master: "Little master! You must find a way! So many lives are hanging on your body!"

"Let me think about it..." Xiaodangjia held his head and looked at Natto to calm himself: "I will definitely be able to figure out a way..."

The little master stared at Natto, and the few of us stared at the little master.

"I thought of it!" Under our torch-like gaze|hot gaze, the little master thought of a way to win by surprise!

Justice League!must win!

Scissors!

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When we returned to the cooking arena, we found that Shiro was still lying there. We went to the small kitchen yesterday and forgot about him...

"This guy really sleeps well," Dudu kicked Shiro, "We were sweating profusely in anxiety, but he is here leisurely wandering in dreams."

"Shouldn't we wake him up?" I asked.

"No, let him sleep," Dudu said, "It's best to sleep until we disembark. Don't take him down. You'll hate him when you see him."

The little master said: "Dudu, don't be like this, anyway, Shiro is also my apprentice..."

Dudu curled his lips: "It's not what you want to accept, it's him who followed us wishfully."

"That's right." The little head touched his chin and said, "Then leave Shiro here."

I:"……"

"That's great," Shao An said with an arrogant look on his face, "Listen carefully to your own funeral song, it's the tofu trio to be played now! Open your eyes wide, prick your ears up, and listen with your whole body , this is the unique tofu trio!"

Shao An asked his subordinates to put the tofu mold on the cooking table, and then he opened the lid of the mold himself.

I thought Shaoan's tofu could sing three songs, which is called a tofu trio, but the tofu inside didn't sing after opening the lid, but the surface of the first layer of tofu was glowing like marble.

...too weak...

The tofu that doesn't sing is called a tofu trio, which is misleading, and the bad review is well received!

"This is ultra-high-purity soft tofu made from the best soybeans and long-filtered distilled water!"

Shaoan took a bamboo kitchen knife, waved the kitchen knife and danced a dance, and the tofu was cut open.

Seeing Shaoan dancing while cutting tofu, Jie Qiqing couldn't help adding a comment: "Tofu is made of [-]% soybeans and [-]% water, and the texture is very soft and fragile, so once its shape is destroyed The taste will be worse. He cuts the tofu into extremely precise squares, the knife skills are so first-class, and in order to prevent the tofu from being stained with iron, he specially uses a bamboo kitchen knife to cut it, which is very thoughtful!"

...a common problem of chefs...

Shao An's performance on the opposite side drew applause from the dark culinary world, but the young master moved a small bench and sat down in a daze as if nothing had happened.

"Damn it! That bastard Shao'an has already shown his cooking skills over there!" Ah Q bit his fingernails anxiously.

"No way, because our tofu hasn't been cooked yet, so there is no way to start cooking..." Xie Qi lowered his voice as he spoke, "It's all my fault... I didn't like soybeans... "

Ren said, "Old Jie, don't be hypocritical."

I built a layer on the basis of Ryan: "Yes, Master, you don't want to be a bitch."

totinued