In the end, Bawei still failed to make the first dark dish in his life.
After all, according to the precise calculation of Yier fans, taking the monster's head and packaging it and then selling it to a fool with a lot of money will make a lot more money than keeping it for tasting.
——This thing doesn’t necessarily taste good, but it’s rare and expensive.
"...But, Il fan." Yuyi hesitated to speak, "The crux of the problem is not that you really considered the feasibility of the operation of "eating". "
How can you let go.
"The taste has nothing to do with the appearance." Kuroro glanced at Ba Wei, who had smoked from the fox's head due to the failure of the intimidation, and added, "It has nothing to do with whether Il fans want to eat or not."
"...Oh." So just now, was a round passed invisibly?
"You seem to be very sorry." In the center of the fire, Yi Ermi clapped her hands, her big black cat eyes always looked a little innocent.
"Indeed." Ba Wei shook his small folding fan with full firepower, "The head and brain are the essence, supplemented with three flavors of advanced organisms, heat it slowly on a high fire to taste, add some ginseng antler and ginger soy sauce, it can be used to make health-preserving soup .”
"Really." Il fans took out a calculator, "Friendly price, I'll give you a [-]% discount."
Yuyi: ...? ? ?
But didn't I cut this thing out?
Forget it.
Yuyi exited the battle zone.
Afterwards, this strange, suspected sales conversation ended with the ringing of the cell phone of Yier fans.
The sudden appearance of an unknown building directly opposite the Hakka gate has attracted the attention of his father Shiba.
"Well, well, I know, it's okay." Yi Ermi said a few words and hung up the phone. He shook his phone, "I have to go back."
"Okay, let's go slowly." Yuyi thought for a while, worried, "But remember to tell Mr. Shiba, we are also floating neighbors... very innocent, don't get blown up."
Bawei looked like a dead fish, and swept out with his hands hanging down.
go go go go.
Even Kuroro, who was standing farthest away, could clearly feel this strong sense of driving people away: "It seems that today is the wrong time for us to visit."
"Next time you can come secretly..."
Yuyi put his palm on his mouth, and lowered his voice very low, but before he could finish speaking, Bawei put his paw on her shoulder.
Yuyi paused: "Did I say anything?"
"Then see you next time, Kobane~" Hisoka touched his lips, blinked his right eye and blew a kiss, "Also, today, two months later, we will meet on the [-]th floor of the Sky Arena. Chrollo~wait for you~"
"Know it."
This is the place and date of the decisive battle between the two, and Yuromo wondered if Hisoka was a bit overwhelmed, and all he did were suicide attacks.
When Shi returned to the incense burner to send Hisoka and Kuroro back to Meteor Street, Yuyi was planning a plan to rob Ma Mao Lishen in his heart, and when he looked up, he saw Bawei with his hands in his hands and the fox head staring at her.
Yuyi bent his eyes, and slowly, slowly hugged his big tail.
"...Don't try to be cute." Ba Wei shook his ears, "The prayers of the past few months have piled up again, don't forget that you will go to the New Year's Eve party of the gods next."
"Then why don't we wait until next year?"
Bawei glanced at Yuyi several times, and finally dragged her to the small table by the collar: "This year's prayers will be read next year, and next year's prayers are planned to be read next year."
— that's reasonable.
"Besides, prayers are time-sensitive. You should know better than me." Ba Wei poked hard between her eyebrows, "I'll do most of the work for you when you're not here!"
Yuyi puffed up his steamed bun face and rested his chin on the table.
"Look good, I'm going out now."
"Huh? Didn't you just come back?"
Bawei put down the small pan, took a sweat towel from the chair and put it on his shoulders: "Catch crucian carp."
……
On the first day back to the shrine, Yuyi ate the big crucian carp cooked by Bawei as he wished, and sipped the thick soup while holding a porcelain bowl as big as his face, while Bawei sat opposite and looked at her with one hand on his chin.
The upturned fox eyes turned into a pool of water because of the softened face, and the big fluffy tail flicked leisurely because of the owner's happy mood at the moment.
"By the way, has the specific date for this year's New Year's Eve party been set?" Yuyi put down the empty bowl in his hand, "Every season in the world is different, and now I have no concept of time at all."
"Just three days later, Yi Bigu sent an invitation."
"Three days later..." Yuyi murmured, "Then there is still plenty of time to prepare, what about King Eluo and Ruixi?"
"The Eluo King was chased by God of War and hid in other worlds. As for Ruixi—" Bawei paused, "he is hibernating."
"Hibernation?" Yu Yi had a look of disbelief, "Isn't the weather so bad, I'll go and see."
"Hey wait..."
Bawei didn't have time to stop Yuyi.
Yuyi stood up and opened Ruixi's room door, and a burst of biting cold air rushed straight from the bottom of the feet to the Tianling Gai unexpectedly.
In the room, a huge blower was working hard against Ruixi's bed, and the air conditioner above the head was continuously producing cold air.Yuyi took the remote control and looked at it... Tsk, 16 degrees.
Speechlessly, he adjusted the lowest temperature back to the warm indoor temperature, Yuyi turned off the blower and shouted outside the door: "Ba Wei——"
Bawei was at the door, sitting upright with his hands on his knees and his head bowed.
Yuyi: "..."
Yuyi went over and tugged at his ears.
Confession is quick.
"Fought with Ruixi again?" Yu Yi was not at all surprised by the scene before him.
After all, these two have never been tossed or stopped since they were young. As for the outcome...assuming that Bawei and Ruixi fought twenty times in total, then it is not surprising that Ruixi is the one with [-] to [-]. zero.
Yuyi put his hands on his hips, and said for a long while: "...Your salary is gone."
"?" Bawei raised his head.
When did they get paid?
At this time, as a big boss of a financial support company who has never paid living expenses and opened a chain of shrines, Yuyi passed by Ba Wei leisurely with his hands behind his back.
Three days later, the annual New Year's Eve gathering of the gods will be held. In history, it is also known as the large-scale comparison and bragging scene of the gods. What clothes should she wear to go out...
"Bawei Bawei." Yuyi poked his head out from his room, "If you wear a god costume to go to a party, what is the best headgear to wear, the original one is too heavy, and the other ones are afraid that it won't be able to support the aura of the clothes. The key is that I don't know how to comb my hair."
"Here we come!" Bawei, who was cleaning up the dishes in the kitchen, responded.
Yuyi obediently pawed at the door frame, hoping to see through it. Not long after, Ba Wei came over and pressed her to the mirror.
"Change into your clothes first." Ba Wei took out a large box of jewelry from the drawer of the cabinet, and plucked it with his fingers a few times, "Also...do you want to try wavy bangs?"
"Is it the retro trend that has become popular recently?"
"Well, this needs to be replaced with metal hair accessories, and then embellished with gold powder." Ba Wei picked up the small comb, "You can try it first."
Bawei, who keeps up with the trend and is particularly dexterous, ran his fingers over Yuyi's long black hair, and the numb feeling from the hair tip made Yuyi narrow his eyes slightly.
If the clothing is complicated, the hairstyle is a particularly huge project.
Yuyi half-closed his eyes for a while, then began to dig into his phone. In the past few months, a lot of news appeared on the webpage, as well as some strange topics and funny videos.
When Bawei finished inserting the last hairpin, he lowered his head and suddenly found that Yuyi was covering his mouth and snickering at the phone, his shoulders trembling slightly, and he couldn't bear it.
"……What are you looking at?"
"Bawei, Bawei~" Yuyi turned his head with a bright smile, and held up the phone to let him look at the screen, "Bawei, come here!"
An animation is played on the screen.
In a world of ice and snow, a pure white arctic fox tilted its head towards the snowdrift in front of it, then jumped up, the whole body jumped up and plunged into it, leaving only half of its body and two hind legs in the air Kick, kick, kick.
Bawei: "..."
Bawei looked at Yuyi who suddenly became pitiful with a smile, turned to her and stared at her quietly.
"Were you like this before you took human form?"
Yu Yi didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, but as soon as he asked this sentence, his shoulders were pressed hard and fell backwards on the floor.
Ba Wei propped his hands on the floor and looked down at her condescendingly, he slowly bent down while breathing intertwined, exposing two small fangs and buried them in the shoulder sockets of his feather coat.
Taking a bite on his neck, Ba Wei stood up and went to the door and closed the sliding door, leaving only a silhouette with a big tail dangling.
"You want foxes to prey on."
…Tobecontinued…
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-10-1110:01:51~2020-10-1514:28:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 9 bottles of floating clouds in Dakong;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
After all, according to the precise calculation of Yier fans, taking the monster's head and packaging it and then selling it to a fool with a lot of money will make a lot more money than keeping it for tasting.
——This thing doesn’t necessarily taste good, but it’s rare and expensive.
"...But, Il fan." Yuyi hesitated to speak, "The crux of the problem is not that you really considered the feasibility of the operation of "eating". "
How can you let go.
"The taste has nothing to do with the appearance." Kuroro glanced at Ba Wei, who had smoked from the fox's head due to the failure of the intimidation, and added, "It has nothing to do with whether Il fans want to eat or not."
"...Oh." So just now, was a round passed invisibly?
"You seem to be very sorry." In the center of the fire, Yi Ermi clapped her hands, her big black cat eyes always looked a little innocent.
"Indeed." Ba Wei shook his small folding fan with full firepower, "The head and brain are the essence, supplemented with three flavors of advanced organisms, heat it slowly on a high fire to taste, add some ginseng antler and ginger soy sauce, it can be used to make health-preserving soup .”
"Really." Il fans took out a calculator, "Friendly price, I'll give you a [-]% discount."
Yuyi: ...? ? ?
But didn't I cut this thing out?
Forget it.
Yuyi exited the battle zone.
Afterwards, this strange, suspected sales conversation ended with the ringing of the cell phone of Yier fans.
The sudden appearance of an unknown building directly opposite the Hakka gate has attracted the attention of his father Shiba.
"Well, well, I know, it's okay." Yi Ermi said a few words and hung up the phone. He shook his phone, "I have to go back."
"Okay, let's go slowly." Yuyi thought for a while, worried, "But remember to tell Mr. Shiba, we are also floating neighbors... very innocent, don't get blown up."
Bawei looked like a dead fish, and swept out with his hands hanging down.
go go go go.
Even Kuroro, who was standing farthest away, could clearly feel this strong sense of driving people away: "It seems that today is the wrong time for us to visit."
"Next time you can come secretly..."
Yuyi put his palm on his mouth, and lowered his voice very low, but before he could finish speaking, Bawei put his paw on her shoulder.
Yuyi paused: "Did I say anything?"
"Then see you next time, Kobane~" Hisoka touched his lips, blinked his right eye and blew a kiss, "Also, today, two months later, we will meet on the [-]th floor of the Sky Arena. Chrollo~wait for you~"
"Know it."
This is the place and date of the decisive battle between the two, and Yuromo wondered if Hisoka was a bit overwhelmed, and all he did were suicide attacks.
When Shi returned to the incense burner to send Hisoka and Kuroro back to Meteor Street, Yuyi was planning a plan to rob Ma Mao Lishen in his heart, and when he looked up, he saw Bawei with his hands in his hands and the fox head staring at her.
Yuyi bent his eyes, and slowly, slowly hugged his big tail.
"...Don't try to be cute." Ba Wei shook his ears, "The prayers of the past few months have piled up again, don't forget that you will go to the New Year's Eve party of the gods next."
"Then why don't we wait until next year?"
Bawei glanced at Yuyi several times, and finally dragged her to the small table by the collar: "This year's prayers will be read next year, and next year's prayers are planned to be read next year."
— that's reasonable.
"Besides, prayers are time-sensitive. You should know better than me." Ba Wei poked hard between her eyebrows, "I'll do most of the work for you when you're not here!"
Yuyi puffed up his steamed bun face and rested his chin on the table.
"Look good, I'm going out now."
"Huh? Didn't you just come back?"
Bawei put down the small pan, took a sweat towel from the chair and put it on his shoulders: "Catch crucian carp."
……
On the first day back to the shrine, Yuyi ate the big crucian carp cooked by Bawei as he wished, and sipped the thick soup while holding a porcelain bowl as big as his face, while Bawei sat opposite and looked at her with one hand on his chin.
The upturned fox eyes turned into a pool of water because of the softened face, and the big fluffy tail flicked leisurely because of the owner's happy mood at the moment.
"By the way, has the specific date for this year's New Year's Eve party been set?" Yuyi put down the empty bowl in his hand, "Every season in the world is different, and now I have no concept of time at all."
"Just three days later, Yi Bigu sent an invitation."
"Three days later..." Yuyi murmured, "Then there is still plenty of time to prepare, what about King Eluo and Ruixi?"
"The Eluo King was chased by God of War and hid in other worlds. As for Ruixi—" Bawei paused, "he is hibernating."
"Hibernation?" Yu Yi had a look of disbelief, "Isn't the weather so bad, I'll go and see."
"Hey wait..."
Bawei didn't have time to stop Yuyi.
Yuyi stood up and opened Ruixi's room door, and a burst of biting cold air rushed straight from the bottom of the feet to the Tianling Gai unexpectedly.
In the room, a huge blower was working hard against Ruixi's bed, and the air conditioner above the head was continuously producing cold air.Yuyi took the remote control and looked at it... Tsk, 16 degrees.
Speechlessly, he adjusted the lowest temperature back to the warm indoor temperature, Yuyi turned off the blower and shouted outside the door: "Ba Wei——"
Bawei was at the door, sitting upright with his hands on his knees and his head bowed.
Yuyi: "..."
Yuyi went over and tugged at his ears.
Confession is quick.
"Fought with Ruixi again?" Yu Yi was not at all surprised by the scene before him.
After all, these two have never been tossed or stopped since they were young. As for the outcome...assuming that Bawei and Ruixi fought twenty times in total, then it is not surprising that Ruixi is the one with [-] to [-]. zero.
Yuyi put his hands on his hips, and said for a long while: "...Your salary is gone."
"?" Bawei raised his head.
When did they get paid?
At this time, as a big boss of a financial support company who has never paid living expenses and opened a chain of shrines, Yuyi passed by Ba Wei leisurely with his hands behind his back.
Three days later, the annual New Year's Eve gathering of the gods will be held. In history, it is also known as the large-scale comparison and bragging scene of the gods. What clothes should she wear to go out...
"Bawei Bawei." Yuyi poked his head out from his room, "If you wear a god costume to go to a party, what is the best headgear to wear, the original one is too heavy, and the other ones are afraid that it won't be able to support the aura of the clothes. The key is that I don't know how to comb my hair."
"Here we come!" Bawei, who was cleaning up the dishes in the kitchen, responded.
Yuyi obediently pawed at the door frame, hoping to see through it. Not long after, Ba Wei came over and pressed her to the mirror.
"Change into your clothes first." Ba Wei took out a large box of jewelry from the drawer of the cabinet, and plucked it with his fingers a few times, "Also...do you want to try wavy bangs?"
"Is it the retro trend that has become popular recently?"
"Well, this needs to be replaced with metal hair accessories, and then embellished with gold powder." Ba Wei picked up the small comb, "You can try it first."
Bawei, who keeps up with the trend and is particularly dexterous, ran his fingers over Yuyi's long black hair, and the numb feeling from the hair tip made Yuyi narrow his eyes slightly.
If the clothing is complicated, the hairstyle is a particularly huge project.
Yuyi half-closed his eyes for a while, then began to dig into his phone. In the past few months, a lot of news appeared on the webpage, as well as some strange topics and funny videos.
When Bawei finished inserting the last hairpin, he lowered his head and suddenly found that Yuyi was covering his mouth and snickering at the phone, his shoulders trembling slightly, and he couldn't bear it.
"……What are you looking at?"
"Bawei, Bawei~" Yuyi turned his head with a bright smile, and held up the phone to let him look at the screen, "Bawei, come here!"
An animation is played on the screen.
In a world of ice and snow, a pure white arctic fox tilted its head towards the snowdrift in front of it, then jumped up, the whole body jumped up and plunged into it, leaving only half of its body and two hind legs in the air Kick, kick, kick.
Bawei: "..."
Bawei looked at Yuyi who suddenly became pitiful with a smile, turned to her and stared at her quietly.
"Were you like this before you took human form?"
Yu Yi didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, but as soon as he asked this sentence, his shoulders were pressed hard and fell backwards on the floor.
Ba Wei propped his hands on the floor and looked down at her condescendingly, he slowly bent down while breathing intertwined, exposing two small fangs and buried them in the shoulder sockets of his feather coat.
Taking a bite on his neck, Ba Wei stood up and went to the door and closed the sliding door, leaving only a silhouette with a big tail dangling.
"You want foxes to prey on."
…Tobecontinued…
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-10-1110:01:51~2020-10-1514:28:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 9 bottles of floating clouds in Dakong;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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