Please kill the perverted male lead
Chapter 23 Two People Poisoned
After a brief blizzard, the sky was clear and bitter, with snow half a foot deep.The three of them were able to display their stature, and flew towards the river bank, stepping on the snow without a trace.They were digging around the roots of the tree, Qiao Yan'er went down with a shovel, but Xu Minyan called out: "Be gentle, Xingshenghua is very fragile, don't accidentally injure it."
Qiao Yan'er stood at attention nervously: "Yes, senior brother!" Her voice was not loud, but it sounded particularly loud in this quiet snowy valley, with echoes.
Xu Minyan hurriedly told her to keep her voice down, but it was already too late.There was a strange buzzing sound not far away, densely packed, clustered together, and a dark swarm of bees flew over!
Xu Minyan was heartbroken, this Qiao Yan'er, the last time she spoke, she was fined by Elder Yuxu, but this time it was even better, she actually attracted Xuere poisonous bees!Qiao Yan'er was so frightened that her face turned pale, she dropped the shovel and ran away, was entangled by a swarm of bees, and was about to be stung into a fat pig's head by the siege, Qin Hanchuan sent out a stream of flames crackling and burning over, burning most of them to death in an instant, turning into a Small balls of charred black objects fell to the ground.
The swarm of bees still did not give up, but frantically assembled to seek revenge. They seemed to be intelligent and flew more scattered, which greatly reduced the number of individuals that Qin Hanchuan's flames could attack at a time.Xu Minyan unfolded the jade fan with one hand and set off a gust of wind, blowing it away a lot, took out the talisman paper with the other hand and drew the talisman immediately, opened a barrier arbitrarily, blocking the bee swarm outside.The Xuere poisonous bees slammed into the junction with all their brains, and all of them were killed. The remaining few poisonous bees saw that it was difficult to break through, so they had to retreat, and the crisis was resolved.
Xu Minyan heaved a sigh of relief, in this Hundred Herbs Realm, he was in a dilemma, he had to ensure his own safety, but he couldn't drive out all the rare medicinal materials, it was just such a little mercy that caused the three of them to be bitten a few times.This Xuere bee venom is not unsolvable, on the contrary, it is very easy to solve, but it is the type that gives Xu Minyan the most headache——
It's mortal yet another love potion.
The poisonous poison in this winter area is already much less than other areas, why did they just come across it?
Damn the original author, can you understand the mood of the book walker?
Xu Minyan was dizzy, his body went limp, he staggered back against the tree, and slid to sit down. Qiao Yan'er was already lying on the ground and rolled over with heat, wailing repeatedly.She didn't know much about the medicine, she only knew that she was feeling extremely uncomfortable now: "Senior brother, why am I so hot?"
Panting heavily, Qin Hanchuan moved over, suddenly raised his hand with a gathering of energy, grabbed Qiao Yan'er by the back of the collar, and threw her out.Qiao Yaner screamed, her whole body was thrown into the air like a shot put, and hit the river ice hard, smashing a big hole in the two-foot-thick ice surface, she fell into the ice water with a thud, Plop struggled, embarrassed.
Xu Minyan was stunned. He looked at Qin Hanchuan in fear, only to see the male protagonist's eyes were red, and he lowered his voice: "I'm detoxifying Senior Sister Qiao, just freeze it and it will be fine."
Xu Minyan panicked: "Wait, wait a minute!" Is it really okay to just throw your senior sister down like this, it's too cruel!You, you, you, will you throw me down too!
But he had to admit that Qin Hanchuan was right.Otherwise, what else can we do, men and women, let their guns go off?Might as well be thrown down and frozen.Xu Minyan shrank his neck, closed his eyes, and waited for Qin Hanchuan to throw himself off the ice, and die early and be reborn early.
However, Qin Hanchuan did not.
Qin Hanchuan gave a low laugh, stretched out his hand to untie Xu Minyan's clothes, rubbed it against his neck, and said in a low voice, "Brother, it's hard, isn't it, let Hanchuan help you, okay?"
Xu Minyan suddenly woke up:
not good!not good at all!Brother, don't be like this, I'm afraid!
He struggled hard, like a stranded fish, being held down by Qin Hanchuan.He scratched his neck in despair and shouted: "No, no Hanchuan, you should throw me down too!"
Qin Hanchuan seemed aggrieved: "Brother... we help each other, what's wrong? You and I are both men, why should you be shy?"
Xu Minyan tried his best to ignore the hands that were groping around him, and kept his sense: "Your Senior Sister Qiao can soak in ice water, you and I are both men, why can't we soak?" Qin Hanchuan heard that, licked and bit his neck, Excited, Xu Minyan stood up with all his strength, and rolled down the slope with Qin Hanchuan in his arms!
The two stumbled and rolled onto the ice of the river together, but Qin Hanchuan still hugged him and did not let go, Xu Minyan gritted his teeth, and smashed the ice with his palms, the two fell into the water with a bang, Xu Minyan was almost frozen Cramps all over.
After a long time, he still threw himself down.
If he had known it would happen, he might as well have jumped down consciously from the very beginning.
Over there, Qiao Yan'er's poison was detoxified, she climbed onto the ice with limp hands and feet, her hair was condensed into ice balls, and she was shivering from the cold.She barely used her true energy to drive away the cold, and the ice in her hair melted, turning into drops of water from her forehead and temples, and then froze into ice crystals hanging on her face in a blink of an eye. up.
Since then, a deep shadow has been left in her heart, and she dare not look at Qin Hanchuan again for a short period of time, for fear that the smiling tiger brother will throw a living person and a fresh senior sister again at some point.
After a while, Xu Minyan also struggled to climb up to the ice surface, choked on several mouthfuls of water, his internal organs were almost frozen into blood clots.He coughed violently a few times, pulled Qin Hanchuan up with all his strength, and cursed: "You bastard, did you cultivate your true energy for nothing?"
Qin Hanchuan also looked at him innocently with his dark eyes dripping with icy water, as if to say: Brother, obviously you brought the two of us into the icy water.
Xu Minyan coughed violently again, he really didn't want to bother with this little ancestor's suspected indecent and frivolous behavior just now, so he had to turn the big thing into a small one, and walked ashore without saying a word.
Qiao Yan'er hurriedly followed him, this time she didn't dare to speak casually.She looked left and right and dug, with her meticulous skills, she actually found a Xingsheng flower in a short while.
Xu Minyan was overjoyed, praised her again and again, pinched a snowball and wrapped the freshly picked Xingsheng flower in it, but a small black figure suddenly jumped out and snatched the snowball from his hand, and disappeared in an instant.
Xu Minyan was surprised: "Guarding the Grass Scorpion?"
The Grass Scorpion loves grass like its life, and anyone who comes to the illusion to collect herbs must guard against it.Just now Xu Minyan was only interested in being happy, but forgot about this problem.
Seeing this, Qiao Yan'er pressed the bright red charm on her arm, summoned a transparent flying bird, and ordered: "Yingji, chase me!"
The bird hovered in the air, swooped down, grabbed a struggling scorpion with its claws, pecked it half dead, and threw it in front of the three of them, the snowball also fell to pieces.Xu Minyan sent a wave of spiritual power over, wrapped the snowball up as it was, took out the jade whistle and blew it——
A huge door appeared behind him.
Suddenly, the mountain swayed in front of him, attracting a giant grass guarding scorpion.It was seven meters tall, with six black claws as thick as a tree trunk, and its face was infinitely enlarged. When it bared its mouth ferociously, Qiao Yan'er's beautiful face turned pale and she screamed.
"Run, run!" Xu Minyan scolded Elder Yulin a hundred and eight thousand times in his heart at that time. This jade whistle can summon the door, not to mention even summoning the Grass Scorpion King!
It's a pit!
The three flew back and retreated, but the scorpion was also running extremely fast, and it almost became a shadow, chasing after it.
too disgusting!If it wasn't for saving some medicinal materials for Baicao Illusion, Xu Minyan would have killed the scorpion on the spot and thrown it into a medicine pot to boil.In a hurry, he broke off a small piece of snow from the snowball in his hand and threw it down. The scorpion seemed to smell the smell of fresh flowers, and stopped to fiddle with the snow. The speed of chasing it was several times faster than before!
Xu Minyan was terrified, he hugged his juniors and juniors, slipped out through the crack of the door, slammed it shut, and fled.
Qiao Yan'er was dripping with cold sweat, and she panted heavily: "It's okay, it's okay, there is no danger, that scorpion is really disgusting!"
Xu Minyan and his party rushed to Lianyu Courtyard and handed the Xingshenghua to Xiangu Mo.Po Hua stroked his beard, with a sour expression on his face: "You guys, why are you in such a mess? What are you looking like!"
Xu Minyan laughed, "Isn't this disciple in a hurry to save people..." Seeing that Master Pohua's complexion was getting worse and worse, he quickly said, "Then I'll take my juniors and sisters to wash and tidy up, and this disciple will leave! "After speaking, the soles of my feet were oily.
Qin Hanchuan suggested: "Brother, let's go to the hot spring."
Xu Minyan: ...
Xu Minyan agreed with some reluctance.
It's not that he doesn't like soaking in hot springs, it's just that after the incident just now, he can't look directly at his junior brother again.So much so that when he stepped into the hot spring pool wrapped in a bath towel, his eyes wandered, and he didn't notice that there was another person in the pool.
When he saw clearly who was in the pool, Qin Hanchuan's face suddenly darkened:
Liu Kaiting.
"Hey old Xu, old Xu, we two brothers haven't been in hot springs together for a long time. Come here quickly, I heard that you often give massages to your junior brother, and your skills are good, why don't you give massages to my brothers, are you brothers or are you brothers? "Liu Kaiting chattered a lot, completely destroying the ambiguous and solitary atmosphere that Qin Hanchuan intended to create.
Xu Minyan was half covered with a bath towel, his cheeks were rosy from steaming, his black hair was floating in the water, he leaned against the bank, and said, "Don't press it."
Liu Kaiting: "I'll go! You, you, you...friends are over!"
Qin Hanchuan stuck to Xu Minyan's side, also glanced at Liu Kaiting, said with a half-smile, "My senior brother is tired today, and it's too late for me to massage him, how could I ask my senior brother to massage someone else."
Xu Minyan nodded, and said in his heart: It's just... huh? !
——Wait, what did Qin Hanchuan just say?
Before he could react, Qin Hanchuan reached out and touched his waist. Before Xu Minyan could resist, Qin Hanchuan pressed hard—"Ah!!!"
A scream.
Xu Minyan was so painful that tears came out. He still hadn't forgotten the tricky and weird massage skills of this little ancestor in the inn at the foot of the mountain, but he didn't expect it to be impossible to guard against. Today, he happened to be caught and held him straight.
"Brother, are you comfortable?"
Xu Minyan slapped him backhandedly: "It's only good if you're comfortable! You want to be hurt to death...ah!" Unexpectedly, he pressed again.
Xu Minyan's waist was about to melt, and he fell back limply, leaning against Qin Hanchuan's arms.Qin Hanchuan smiled softly, hugged him, and whispered into his ear: "This is the punishment for senior brother hooking me into the ice water."
Xu Minyan was in despair: ...Made is mentally retarded! ! !It's all about what! ! !
The corner of Liu Kaiting's mouth on the other side of the pool twitched silently for three seconds, he turned around and went ashore, grabbed a towel and wiped his body indiscriminately, and left the hot spring.
Goodbye.
The author has something to say:
Another wave of application for signing, this time I really didn't change a single word hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
There is still a dream, in case it comes true (Shut up
Qiao Yan'er stood at attention nervously: "Yes, senior brother!" Her voice was not loud, but it sounded particularly loud in this quiet snowy valley, with echoes.
Xu Minyan hurriedly told her to keep her voice down, but it was already too late.There was a strange buzzing sound not far away, densely packed, clustered together, and a dark swarm of bees flew over!
Xu Minyan was heartbroken, this Qiao Yan'er, the last time she spoke, she was fined by Elder Yuxu, but this time it was even better, she actually attracted Xuere poisonous bees!Qiao Yan'er was so frightened that her face turned pale, she dropped the shovel and ran away, was entangled by a swarm of bees, and was about to be stung into a fat pig's head by the siege, Qin Hanchuan sent out a stream of flames crackling and burning over, burning most of them to death in an instant, turning into a Small balls of charred black objects fell to the ground.
The swarm of bees still did not give up, but frantically assembled to seek revenge. They seemed to be intelligent and flew more scattered, which greatly reduced the number of individuals that Qin Hanchuan's flames could attack at a time.Xu Minyan unfolded the jade fan with one hand and set off a gust of wind, blowing it away a lot, took out the talisman paper with the other hand and drew the talisman immediately, opened a barrier arbitrarily, blocking the bee swarm outside.The Xuere poisonous bees slammed into the junction with all their brains, and all of them were killed. The remaining few poisonous bees saw that it was difficult to break through, so they had to retreat, and the crisis was resolved.
Xu Minyan heaved a sigh of relief, in this Hundred Herbs Realm, he was in a dilemma, he had to ensure his own safety, but he couldn't drive out all the rare medicinal materials, it was just such a little mercy that caused the three of them to be bitten a few times.This Xuere bee venom is not unsolvable, on the contrary, it is very easy to solve, but it is the type that gives Xu Minyan the most headache——
It's mortal yet another love potion.
The poisonous poison in this winter area is already much less than other areas, why did they just come across it?
Damn the original author, can you understand the mood of the book walker?
Xu Minyan was dizzy, his body went limp, he staggered back against the tree, and slid to sit down. Qiao Yan'er was already lying on the ground and rolled over with heat, wailing repeatedly.She didn't know much about the medicine, she only knew that she was feeling extremely uncomfortable now: "Senior brother, why am I so hot?"
Panting heavily, Qin Hanchuan moved over, suddenly raised his hand with a gathering of energy, grabbed Qiao Yan'er by the back of the collar, and threw her out.Qiao Yaner screamed, her whole body was thrown into the air like a shot put, and hit the river ice hard, smashing a big hole in the two-foot-thick ice surface, she fell into the ice water with a thud, Plop struggled, embarrassed.
Xu Minyan was stunned. He looked at Qin Hanchuan in fear, only to see the male protagonist's eyes were red, and he lowered his voice: "I'm detoxifying Senior Sister Qiao, just freeze it and it will be fine."
Xu Minyan panicked: "Wait, wait a minute!" Is it really okay to just throw your senior sister down like this, it's too cruel!You, you, you, will you throw me down too!
But he had to admit that Qin Hanchuan was right.Otherwise, what else can we do, men and women, let their guns go off?Might as well be thrown down and frozen.Xu Minyan shrank his neck, closed his eyes, and waited for Qin Hanchuan to throw himself off the ice, and die early and be reborn early.
However, Qin Hanchuan did not.
Qin Hanchuan gave a low laugh, stretched out his hand to untie Xu Minyan's clothes, rubbed it against his neck, and said in a low voice, "Brother, it's hard, isn't it, let Hanchuan help you, okay?"
Xu Minyan suddenly woke up:
not good!not good at all!Brother, don't be like this, I'm afraid!
He struggled hard, like a stranded fish, being held down by Qin Hanchuan.He scratched his neck in despair and shouted: "No, no Hanchuan, you should throw me down too!"
Qin Hanchuan seemed aggrieved: "Brother... we help each other, what's wrong? You and I are both men, why should you be shy?"
Xu Minyan tried his best to ignore the hands that were groping around him, and kept his sense: "Your Senior Sister Qiao can soak in ice water, you and I are both men, why can't we soak?" Qin Hanchuan heard that, licked and bit his neck, Excited, Xu Minyan stood up with all his strength, and rolled down the slope with Qin Hanchuan in his arms!
The two stumbled and rolled onto the ice of the river together, but Qin Hanchuan still hugged him and did not let go, Xu Minyan gritted his teeth, and smashed the ice with his palms, the two fell into the water with a bang, Xu Minyan was almost frozen Cramps all over.
After a long time, he still threw himself down.
If he had known it would happen, he might as well have jumped down consciously from the very beginning.
Over there, Qiao Yan'er's poison was detoxified, she climbed onto the ice with limp hands and feet, her hair was condensed into ice balls, and she was shivering from the cold.She barely used her true energy to drive away the cold, and the ice in her hair melted, turning into drops of water from her forehead and temples, and then froze into ice crystals hanging on her face in a blink of an eye. up.
Since then, a deep shadow has been left in her heart, and she dare not look at Qin Hanchuan again for a short period of time, for fear that the smiling tiger brother will throw a living person and a fresh senior sister again at some point.
After a while, Xu Minyan also struggled to climb up to the ice surface, choked on several mouthfuls of water, his internal organs were almost frozen into blood clots.He coughed violently a few times, pulled Qin Hanchuan up with all his strength, and cursed: "You bastard, did you cultivate your true energy for nothing?"
Qin Hanchuan also looked at him innocently with his dark eyes dripping with icy water, as if to say: Brother, obviously you brought the two of us into the icy water.
Xu Minyan coughed violently again, he really didn't want to bother with this little ancestor's suspected indecent and frivolous behavior just now, so he had to turn the big thing into a small one, and walked ashore without saying a word.
Qiao Yan'er hurriedly followed him, this time she didn't dare to speak casually.She looked left and right and dug, with her meticulous skills, she actually found a Xingsheng flower in a short while.
Xu Minyan was overjoyed, praised her again and again, pinched a snowball and wrapped the freshly picked Xingsheng flower in it, but a small black figure suddenly jumped out and snatched the snowball from his hand, and disappeared in an instant.
Xu Minyan was surprised: "Guarding the Grass Scorpion?"
The Grass Scorpion loves grass like its life, and anyone who comes to the illusion to collect herbs must guard against it.Just now Xu Minyan was only interested in being happy, but forgot about this problem.
Seeing this, Qiao Yan'er pressed the bright red charm on her arm, summoned a transparent flying bird, and ordered: "Yingji, chase me!"
The bird hovered in the air, swooped down, grabbed a struggling scorpion with its claws, pecked it half dead, and threw it in front of the three of them, the snowball also fell to pieces.Xu Minyan sent a wave of spiritual power over, wrapped the snowball up as it was, took out the jade whistle and blew it——
A huge door appeared behind him.
Suddenly, the mountain swayed in front of him, attracting a giant grass guarding scorpion.It was seven meters tall, with six black claws as thick as a tree trunk, and its face was infinitely enlarged. When it bared its mouth ferociously, Qiao Yan'er's beautiful face turned pale and she screamed.
"Run, run!" Xu Minyan scolded Elder Yulin a hundred and eight thousand times in his heart at that time. This jade whistle can summon the door, not to mention even summoning the Grass Scorpion King!
It's a pit!
The three flew back and retreated, but the scorpion was also running extremely fast, and it almost became a shadow, chasing after it.
too disgusting!If it wasn't for saving some medicinal materials for Baicao Illusion, Xu Minyan would have killed the scorpion on the spot and thrown it into a medicine pot to boil.In a hurry, he broke off a small piece of snow from the snowball in his hand and threw it down. The scorpion seemed to smell the smell of fresh flowers, and stopped to fiddle with the snow. The speed of chasing it was several times faster than before!
Xu Minyan was terrified, he hugged his juniors and juniors, slipped out through the crack of the door, slammed it shut, and fled.
Qiao Yan'er was dripping with cold sweat, and she panted heavily: "It's okay, it's okay, there is no danger, that scorpion is really disgusting!"
Xu Minyan and his party rushed to Lianyu Courtyard and handed the Xingshenghua to Xiangu Mo.Po Hua stroked his beard, with a sour expression on his face: "You guys, why are you in such a mess? What are you looking like!"
Xu Minyan laughed, "Isn't this disciple in a hurry to save people..." Seeing that Master Pohua's complexion was getting worse and worse, he quickly said, "Then I'll take my juniors and sisters to wash and tidy up, and this disciple will leave! "After speaking, the soles of my feet were oily.
Qin Hanchuan suggested: "Brother, let's go to the hot spring."
Xu Minyan: ...
Xu Minyan agreed with some reluctance.
It's not that he doesn't like soaking in hot springs, it's just that after the incident just now, he can't look directly at his junior brother again.So much so that when he stepped into the hot spring pool wrapped in a bath towel, his eyes wandered, and he didn't notice that there was another person in the pool.
When he saw clearly who was in the pool, Qin Hanchuan's face suddenly darkened:
Liu Kaiting.
"Hey old Xu, old Xu, we two brothers haven't been in hot springs together for a long time. Come here quickly, I heard that you often give massages to your junior brother, and your skills are good, why don't you give massages to my brothers, are you brothers or are you brothers? "Liu Kaiting chattered a lot, completely destroying the ambiguous and solitary atmosphere that Qin Hanchuan intended to create.
Xu Minyan was half covered with a bath towel, his cheeks were rosy from steaming, his black hair was floating in the water, he leaned against the bank, and said, "Don't press it."
Liu Kaiting: "I'll go! You, you, you...friends are over!"
Qin Hanchuan stuck to Xu Minyan's side, also glanced at Liu Kaiting, said with a half-smile, "My senior brother is tired today, and it's too late for me to massage him, how could I ask my senior brother to massage someone else."
Xu Minyan nodded, and said in his heart: It's just... huh? !
——Wait, what did Qin Hanchuan just say?
Before he could react, Qin Hanchuan reached out and touched his waist. Before Xu Minyan could resist, Qin Hanchuan pressed hard—"Ah!!!"
A scream.
Xu Minyan was so painful that tears came out. He still hadn't forgotten the tricky and weird massage skills of this little ancestor in the inn at the foot of the mountain, but he didn't expect it to be impossible to guard against. Today, he happened to be caught and held him straight.
"Brother, are you comfortable?"
Xu Minyan slapped him backhandedly: "It's only good if you're comfortable! You want to be hurt to death...ah!" Unexpectedly, he pressed again.
Xu Minyan's waist was about to melt, and he fell back limply, leaning against Qin Hanchuan's arms.Qin Hanchuan smiled softly, hugged him, and whispered into his ear: "This is the punishment for senior brother hooking me into the ice water."
Xu Minyan was in despair: ...Made is mentally retarded! ! !It's all about what! ! !
The corner of Liu Kaiting's mouth on the other side of the pool twitched silently for three seconds, he turned around and went ashore, grabbed a towel and wiped his body indiscriminately, and left the hot spring.
Goodbye.
The author has something to say:
Another wave of application for signing, this time I really didn't change a single word hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
There is still a dream, in case it comes true (Shut up
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