Please kill the perverted male lead

"Brother... your taste is very sweet."

Xu Minyan's mind was in a mess, and after thinking for a long time, he finally remembered that using true energy can expel the power of the love potion from the body.

He pushed Qin Hanchuan away vigorously, turned over and got out of bed, called a large bucket of cold water, threw Qin Hanchuan into the bucket to soak, and threw in a plate of hot pot noodles as if disgusted.He rolled up his sleeves, put his palms on Qin Hanchuan's back, tried his best not to think about what happened just now, concentrated his attention and began to concentrate his energy.

Qiao Yan'er knocked on the door outside, worried: "Senior Brother, Junior Brother, how are you all?"

Xu Minyan bit the bullet and agreed: "It's okay, okay, you go and rest first."

"Oh, then I can rest assured." Qiao Yan'er said.

Xu Minyan: What are you worrying about, girl, what are you worrying about!

After such a frenzy, Xu Minyan was no longer interested in staying and playing in this town.The next morning, Qin Hanchuan woke up energetically and opened his eyes, and saw Xu Minyan next to him with bruises and black spots under his eyelids, and his lips were still a little swollen.

He covered it with his fingertips and stroked it, the soft touch made him chuckle happily.

Looks like something interesting happened last night.

Xu Minyan didn't get up until mid-morning, he was troubled by a certain brat so much that he couldn't sleep at all in the middle of the night, and barely fell asleep at dawn today.

He dressed and washed drowsily, not noticing that Qin Hanchuan was still fixing his hair as usual.Qin Hanchuan's slender fingers ran through his cool and smooth hair, stroking and combing it gently, meticulously, as if the palm of his hand was the most precious treasure in the world.

"Let's go back to Lingxi Gate today." Xu Minyan played with the walnuts on the table in the inn, yawned, and said, "If you don't go back, Master Pohua will scold you."

"Okay." Qin Hanchuan said.

The three of them finished packing and were about to leave the inn. They walked a few steps to the small road when they suddenly heard a familiar voice calling from behind: "Hey, Lao Xu, Lao Xu, Lao Xu stay a step!"

Xu Minyan saw that it was Liu Kaiting who came.He greeted Liu Kaiting and said, "Why did you go down the mountain too, Elder Yuxu sent you here?"

Liu Kaiting held his hand excitedly: "My little sister went up the mountain recently, and she told me that three people saved her life. I thought it would be some kind of expert, but I didn't expect it to be the three of you." ,What a coincidence!"

As he said that, he summoned the rich girl whom the three of them had met that day, and said, "Caiqing, come quickly, let me introduce you. This is your fiancé, Xu Minyan. This is Lao Xu's Junior Brother Qin and Junior Sister Qiao."

When several people met, the atmosphere was suddenly awkward.The air is like solidified cement, congealing everyone's expressions on their faces.

Liu Caiqing was petrified on the spot.She went to Lingxi Mountain this time to annul the engagement, and this time the engagement has already annulled, but she told her that her savior was the fiancé who was annulled.

This is wonderful, not only did not find any character stains, but owed his life, this marriage is probably irrevocable.

After a long while, Xu Minyan maintained a decent smile, held his hand, and said friendly: "But, the younger sister of the Liu family went up the mountain this time, didn't she come to divorce me?"

Liu Kaiting was at a loss for words: "This, this marriage has been called off, but we, we can change it!"

Xu Minyan stopped her and said, "It's not good for my little sister's reputation to make such a fuss, so let's just leave it like this and don't worry about me."

"But, this, this, this, this..." Liu Kaiting waved his hands anxiously, "This is impossible! How could it be like this."

Xu Minyan said: "Okay, there is nothing else, I will go back to Po Huazuo first, and I have something to report to Master, see you later." He cupped his hands and left with his younger brothers and sisters.

Liu Caiqing heaved a sigh of relief, feeling in her heart Xu Minyan's generosity.Before leaving, she quietly turned around and saw Xu Minyan's back, thinking about it in her heart, but it was no longer possible.

Over there, after Xu Minyan returned to Pohuazuo, he still lived a leisurely daily life, and the relationship between the two teachers and brothers was the same as before going down the mountain. He still picked fruits and fed the birds, Qin Hanchuan was still quiet and cute, and everything was harmonious.

One day, he was lying leisurely in the hammock basking in the sun, and the ginkgo trees were flying around him, making him very comfortable.Suddenly, a sharp and piercing notification sound from the system flashed across his mind, which almost made him jump out of the hammock in shock.

"Beep!" The system beeped, "Warning the host, warning the host, due to your laissez-faire and inaction, your kill rate is continuing to decline, continue to decline! You must work hard to kill the perverted male lead, otherwise you will kill the master!" Rates are going to keep falling, keep falling!"

Xu Minyan thought for a long time, thinking that he didn't seem to be inaction, obviously he was working hard to transform the hero, and the algorithm of this system was too rigid.

system:"…………"

"I'm working hard to kill the perverted male lead, don't you see?" Xu Minyan said, "When I educate the male lead to be a good young man with three views and integrity, the perverted male lead will die of course, right?"

system:"…………"

Seeing that the system didn't speak, Xu Minyan thought that the system was doing some messy algorithm again, so he promised boldly: "In short, I will solve everything before the kill rate drops to zero."

The system remained silent, and after three seconds, it threw out a heavy sentence:

"Host, I just want to remind you that the heroine Luo Xiyan is about to make an appearance, please be mentally prepared for the host."

After finishing speaking, the system coldly entered the standby mode, no matter how much Xu Minyan knocked outside, he refused to answer.

Xu Minyan was flustered in the wind at the time: Wait, system, system!What did you just say?

He has raised a pure and cute little male lead, and he must not let that dark female lead lead him astray!The catalyst for Qin Hanchuan's blackening in the original work is definitely Luo Xiyan, no doubt, at least 80.00% of the perverted ideas in the book come from this Luo Xiyan!

Luo Xiyan, female, looks like a fish, a wild goose, a moon, and a shameful flower. Before crossing, she was a super general university master, proficient in more than [-] languages, and various skills such as piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting.

Her whole life was not only soaked in the hundreds of millions of banknotes at home, but also soaked in huge scholarships, diamonds, flowers and applause.

At this time, a turning point came. When she was 16 years old and graduated from Harvard with her third doctoral degree (yes, you read that right), a go-kart suddenly rushed out. She hit the sky.

So, the heroine crossed over happily.

Her time-traveling identity is also very similar to that of Mary Su, the eldest daughter of the Luo family. Her appearance is comparable to that of a fairy descending to earth. , It's just a matter of her lip service.

Therefore, Xu Minyan, the elder brother who is kind and friendly on the surface but actually selfish and despicable, is the first to fall in love with the heroine.

Next, in a short period of time, several cannon fodder male characters unfortunately fell under the halo of Super Mario Sue that the heroine comes with, and each of them loved her so much that they were willing to sacrifice their hearts, livers and kidneys for her.

"Xiyan, you are my lifeblood, the treasure of my life." ——from the affectionate confession of elder brother Xu Minyan to the heroine in the original work.

The more Xu Ze read this sentence, the more he felt something was wrong.

This is the most normal confession of the painting style, and some people hold something and shout: "Xi Yan! I love you! For you, I smashed my teeth!"

The readers looked indifferent: the heroine doesn't need your old dental caries, thank you.

However, the affectionate style of the elder brother and the supporting males is of no use. The heroine is destined to fall in love with the invincible and handsome male protagonist in the universe. There are mountains of corpses and seas of blood, and everyone dies miserably under their wicked taste.

For example, Liu Kaiting was tortured to the point of insanity, knelt down when he saw anyone, cried and licked the soles of each other's shoes, and finally committed suicide by jumping into the nail pit.

For example, Qiao Yan'er was thrown into a beetle basin, and the poisonous insects devoured her to the bone.

For example, Xu Minyan was hung up and cut open to die.

Every way of death is heinous and creepy.

So, what should he do now?what to do!

The author has something to say:

Old Xu, you...go in peace.

Or lie down like me.