How to raise a white bone spirit [Entertainment circle]

Ban Gu stood at the door, staring at Le Nian, who had one arm hanging.He knew this person, he was an advertising star, but why did this person smell faintly?

Le Nian was also a little dazed: I didn't expect Mr. Lu, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, to betray the organization and learn how to be charming in the golden house?Look at the other party's wide-sleeved robe and exaggeratedly long hair, and think about Mr. Lu who is also proficient in metaphysics. Could this weird and beautiful boy in front of him be a fellow?It can't be some hermit master, right?No matter in the book or in the drama, with fluttering white clothes, there is a high probability that his skills will not be too weak.

"My name is Le Nian, and I am always friends with Lu." Le Nian stretched out his hand and introduced himself.

Ban Gu stretched out his hand and shook him: "Ban Gu."

"Write...write... Ban Gu who wrote "Han Shu"?" Le Nian stammered.Lie down, the past wears the present, the historical figures printed in the textbooks!Boss Lu is awesome!Was the world he lived in so mysterious?

Ban Gu, whose poor memory was already in chaos, also stuttered, stretched out a finger, and pointed at himself: "I, I...I...?"

"Your brother is Ban Chao, and your sister is Ban Zhao?"

Ban Gu shook his head quickly. Although he couldn't remember who he was, he definitely had no siblings.

Le Nian's frightened little heart fell back into his heart. The world he lived in was still normal, but he was relieved and at the same time slightly disappointed.

"You and Mr. Lu? Huh?" The gossip youth Le Nian clapped his palms twice, then winked at Ban Gu.

Ban Gu's big eyes were full of big doubts, every thick black eyelash was full of puzzlement.Like Le Nian, he clapped his hands twice.Him and Lu Cheng?clap?Applause?Agreement?

"Looks like I haven't clapped my hands yet." Le Nian understood, then pointed to the door, "I...I can enter..."

Ban Gu shook his head and said seriously: "No, you stink too much." It was fishy and stinky, and it couldn't be put in to stink up Lucheng's house.

Le Nian felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and almost jumped up: "Impossible, I am very hygienic. Although I don't use perfume, I take a bath and wash my feet every day. At most, it smells like disinfectant." He sniffed it on himself. Sniff, "Oh, I sprinkled more SIXGOD because I attract mosquitoes, but it doesn't smell bad. You must have smelled it wrong." Does he have body odor?It is said that people with body odor cannot feel the smell on themselves.But none of my three roommates said that he had body odor, and Yuan Ye slept with him in the same bed, and he didn't think he had a peculiar smell.

Ban Gu looked at Le Nian holding his collar with one hand and sniffing at the cuffs, and couldn't help but doubt himself. Could it be that he really smelled it wrong?Rubbing his nose, he still felt the smell.

Le Nian quit, he would never bear this kind of stigma, he tugged at his collar and shouted: "Smell, smell, smell carefully."

Ban Gu rested his chin and thought for a while: Brother Lu's friend even advertised for Coke, it's a little rude to be wronged.So, he leaned forward and took a deep breath on Le Nian.This mouthful... made Ban Gu's eyes stick out of the mosquito coils. He only felt a stench coming out of Le Nian's hanging arm and sucked into his body. He felt that every bone in his body was dying. It stinks.

Ah~~~

He is dirty.

He stinks.

He turned into a stinking skeleton.

Ban Gu was hit hard, he couldn't accept that his beautiful self turned into a stinky skeleton.The world outside the underground palace is so unfriendly, and he stinks after just one night, so what's the point of his existence in this world?He was nothing more than a handful of stinking dead bones.Excited, Ban Gu fell back and collapsed on the ground.

Le Nian was so shocked that his eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets.

He...he...he stinks so badly that people faint.He is also a star, so smelly, is he worthy of having fans and endorsements?Do his little rice cakes know that their idols can make people faint?Are they still willing to fight day and night for him after they know about it?Are you still willing to write fanart, draw fanart, and cut fanfic videos for him?Will they abandon themselves and ride on other walls to turn fans into black?

The more Le Nian thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the whole thing was about to collapse.

Lu Cheng rushed home from the company and bumped into this tragic scene like a murder scene.Lying motionless on the ground, Ban Gu, who looked like a corpse, immediately came to life. He quickly got up from the ground, threw himself on Lu Cheng's shoulder regardless, and fixed himself firmly on Lu Cheng's body with both hands and feet.Haha, the fragrance on Mr. Lu's body can re-smoke him into a beautiful skeleton filled with fragrance.

"Come down." Lu Cheng moved his shoulders, trying to shake Ban Gu off.

"I won't, unless I die." Ban Gu refused. Although he had already died, it was not appropriate to say that, but he would not come down even if he died again. He said aggrievedly, "I can't come down, I stink." Only Mr. Lu can save him.

"Why are you leaning on me when you stink?" Lu Cheng turned his head to look at Ban Gu who was lying on his shoulder.

Because you are very fragrant... Ban Gu looked back at Lu Cheng with a look that you understand, and realized that Lu Cheng didn't like being spices very much, so he looked away and hid himself, and began to pretend to be dead.Anyway, he decided not to smell every bone in his body, and never get off Lu Cheng's body.

Le Nian glared at the two of them, he was sure he saw it right, Ban Gu floated onto Lu Cheng's shoulder with a float, and the way he was hanging had a faint sense of sight from Artest's movie "Ghost Shadow".

"Speak up, what's going on?" Lu Cheng tried several times but failed to tear Ban Gu off his body.

Ban Gu was a little proud in his heart: Lu Cheng had entered his own underground palace, as long as he didn't want to, no one could separate him from Lu Cheng, not even Lu Cheng himself.

Le Nian sat on the sofa with a pale face, as if he had been beaten hundreds of times by the society, and said, "I fainted Ban Gu."

Ban Gu nodded on Lu Cheng's shoulder: "He really stinks." In fact, he didn't faint, he was just fainted by the smoke and couldn't get up.

Looking at Le Nian's face, Lu Cheng felt that if Ban Gu said a few more words, Le Nian would be able to jump off the 18th floor.

Le Nian was weak and helpless holding his arms.

For the sake of selling tadpole wax, Ban Gu explained to Lu Cheng in a low voice: "The smell on his body is the same as last night." He also pointed to Le Nian's arm, "Maybe his arm is rotten That's why it stinks!" Speaking of which, what about his own body?Rotten?When it rots...it also smells so bad?Ban Gu successfully disgusted himself, his neck creaked, and he hung his head on Lu Cheng's back in a ecstasy.

Le Nian tried his best to calm himself down, pretending that he didn't hear the sound of his neck breaking.With Mr. Lu here, even if they are not friends, they are also life and death friends, bah, they can be considered old acquaintances.

Lu Cheng looked at Le Nian's arm.Although Ban Gu was nervous and unreliable, he felt that Le Nian had a problem with his arm, so he shouldn't be talking nonsense.

Le Nian hurriedly put down his hanging arm, and moved it up and down, left and right: "My hands are not rotten."

Ban Gu didn't take it seriously, being able to move didn't prove anything, his arms were rotten and he could move even if he didn't have any flesh. He was still the kind of man who could move as he wanted, even if he took them apart, he could move them one by one.

In order to prove that his arm was intact, Le Nian took off the bandages that had been wrapped round and round. His arm was clean and smooth, except for a shallow wound about ten centimeters long, which probably only saw a little blood at most. Beads, the wound can scab a few minutes after being sent to the hospital.

"My manager is exaggerating." Le Nian laughed dryly.

Ban Gu straightened his head while inhaling the fragrance of Lu Cheng's body, and saw black smoke coming out of the wound on Le Nian's arm: "Look, the stench keeps coming out."

Le Nian is in a hurry: "Taste

Tao is invisible, how can the eyes see it? "

Ban Gu thought for a moment: "Maybe it's too stinky, so I saw it."

"This doesn't conform to scientific logic." Le Nian moaned/groaned.

Ban Gu didn't understand and decided not to speak.

Lu Cheng was silent for a while, thinking that Le Nian was probably confused.

Le Nian sniffed his wound, but he didn't smell anything, and then asked Lu Cheng: "Boss Lu, can you see it too?"

Lu Cheng shook his head: "Ban Gu is special, but there is indeed something wrong with your wound."

Le Nian glanced at Ban Gu.

Ban Gu smiled lightly at him. Apart from being a bit stinky, he still liked Le Nian quite a bit.Thinking of being exaggerated and teased by Xun Xun, he shrank in the gap between the back of the sofa and Lu Cheng with some guilt, only showing some eyes.

"Then... can ordinary people who are not special smell me?" Le Nian asked.He couldn't quite accept that he was walking on the streets in the form of a biochemical weapon.

"No, even I can't smell the stench on you." In fact, Lu Cheng is also a little strange, and Ban Gu is not a dog who is so sensitive to smells.

Le Nian immediately felt relieved. After Ban Gu was fainted by him, he felt that the whole world was dark, and what a state it is to be able to faint people.

Ban Gu didn't care much about the stinky Le Nian anymore. He leaned on Lu Cheng, and his nose was full of light and long-lasting fragrance. The more he smelled it, the better it smelled. As if drunk, the whole body is floating.Secretly put his hand into Lucheng's pocket, found a box, opened the lid with the tip of the bone, picked out his little finger bone, and smelled it... Jealousy made Ban Gu completely unrecognizable, it was all his own bones, this But the little finger bone is fragrant and different.

However, it no longer belongs to him, it belongs to Lu Cheng.

Ban Gu hid behind and struggled for a long time, secretly replaced the little finger bone, and put it back in the box in Lu Cheng's pocket, consciously without anyone noticing.

Lu Cheng couldn't get angry, so he let Ban Gu make trouble and asked Le Nian, "How did you get hurt?"

Le Nian's eyes wandered to Ban Gu's body from time to time, this weird and beautiful young man was clinging to Lu Cheng's back like a ghost, his black hair was draped down like Sadako, and he didn't know what he was doing behind the scenes.Lu Cheng actually indulged him to hide behind his back...

"Happy Year."

"Oh..." Le Nian abruptly took his gaze away from Ban Gu, recalling what happened on the set in the past two days, a little depressed, "I still think the whole thing is incredible."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-2400:17:24~2020-06-2419:14:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 12 bottles of stir-fried shrimp;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!