How to raise a white bone spirit [Entertainment circle]

The bumpkin Ban Gu sits in Lucheng’s streamlined car, touches the seat, touches the display screen, and keeps uttering “wow”, “oh” and “ah” in his mouth, and from time to time he sticks his face on the chair intoxicated On his back, he turned left and right like a fish: "It's much more comfortable than my sarcophagus."

The beloved car was compared with the sarcophagus. Lu Cheng couldn't be happy at all. He held down Ban Gu, who was older than Grandma Liu, and leaned over to help him fasten his seat belt.

Ban Gu took the opportunity to secretly take a deep breath on Lu Cheng's body, his jade-colored face was stained with a suspicious blush: no matter how many times he smells it, Mr. Lu's fragrance is always so good.

Lu Cheng paused: "What are you doing?"

Ban Gu pulled on the seat belt, pretending to be nonchalant: "Mr. Lu, why did you tie it up?"

"In order to reduce the chance of sleeping in a real coffin in case of a car accident," Lu Cheng said.

Ban Gu showed the fragile expression of ordinary people like you, and said triumphantly: "I'm not afraid, I just sleep in a coffin."

"Don't untie it." Lu Cheng glared at him, "You must wear a seat belt in the passenger cab." His driver's license does not accept points deductions for any reason other than speeding.

Ban Gu made a grimace at him, and waited for the car to leave Fuguan Lane and enter the main street of the city. Ban Gu immediately regarded Lucheng as air, and stuck himself on the window of the car, dazzled by skyscrapers and flashing neon lights. Dazzling and fascinated, whenever a car passes by, he will be excited and amazed, and when he sees the huge electronic screen, he will give out incredible admiration.

"Mr. Lu, why are there no trams now?" Ban Gu searched around but couldn't find the car he was familiar with.

"eliminated."

"Ah? I just fell asleep, why did I get eliminated." Ban Gu was very regretful, he liked the sound of the tram ding ding very much.

"You slept a little long." Lu Cheng said.

The really heartless Ban Gu quickly felt relieved, greedily looking at the streets, vehicles, and pedestrians, everything was so novel and interesting.

"Mr. Lu, the logo of that car is the same as yours." Ban Gu seemed to have discovered a new continent, "It is taller than your car."

Next to him was a Wuling Hongguang minivan running parallel to him. Lu Cheng raised his eyelids, his body was more sinister than Ban Gu: "Almost, my car is also 'Wuling Hongguang'."

"It seems that there are more people than your car." Ban Gu

"Yes, it's more useful than mine." His Corvette, what's the use of accelerating from 3 kilometers in [-] seconds?Didn't he wait for the traffic light with Xiaobao, and was scorned by Ban Gu for pretending that there weren't enough people?

"Master Lu..."

"Nowadays, the title of son is generally not used."

Ban Gu probed: "Grandpa?"

Lu Cheng stepped on the gas pedal, and the sports car with superior performance whizzed away for a hundred meters, and the speed soared to 60 in an instant. Lu Cheng had already seen 3 minutes flapping its small wings and flying away in a circle in front of his eyes... He I feel like I need to calm down.

"Can you listen to the Great Compassion Mantra?"

Ban Gu blinked: "What is the Great Compassion Mantra?"

There is no reason for an existence protected by the law not to listen to the Buddha's voice.Lu Cheng clicked on the play and listened to "Nanwu... Drinking Luo Hengna... Duo Luoye Ye, Nanwu Aliye", and his heart suddenly became peaceful. What is the anger?nonexistent. What is 3 points?He still has 9 points and two more deductions.

Ban Gu listened with his ears sideways, his eyes staring at Lu Cheng, his eyes were full of pity, "Grandpa Lu"'s preferences are really strange.Lu Cheng couldn't stand Ban Gu's frequent glances, so he turned off the Great Compassion Curse.

"Sit down, don't move around, and don't talk nonsense. Otherwise, I'll send you back to the underground palace."

Ban Gu nodded obediently: "Grandpa..."

"Don't call me grandpa. How many years will you live for me? How old are you yourself? You don't know how old you are?" Lu Cheng was rarely irritable.

Ban Gu lowered his eyes and whispered, "I have lived for 16 years."

Lu Cheng suddenly froze, Ban Gu really only lived for 16 years, his anger dissipated, he slowed down, and said: "Brother Lu." Forget it, just think that he took advantage of Ban Gu.

Ban Gu is well-behaved and docile: "Brother Lu."

Lu Cheng gave a "hmm" and nodded.Think about Ban Gu, buried deep in the ground for thousands of years, it's already very rare that he didn't become a ghost and a vicious man, do you have the heart to make other demands on him?He is not evil, but the greatest gift to mankind.Moreover, the child was only 16 years old when he died, and his memory was still confused. If he was alive, in the medical field, he would be a critically ill patient. Isn't it worthwhile to tolerate and forgive him with a broad mind?I should show patience and take care of him as a baby bird that just broke its shell.

"Little chick" Ban Gu patted the invisible and immature little wings: "Brother Lu, won't you go home for dinner?"

"I live alone and don't fire."

"Going to a restaurant?" Ban Gu was inexplicably excited, full of anticipation.He thought about it for a while, and he felt that he was starting to be hungry if he wasn't hungry.Through the car window, Ban Gu suddenly saw a familiar name on the billboard, he was surprised and happy, he patted Gu Cheng's arm, flattering, "Brother Lu, Brother Lu, shall we go eat this?"

Lu Cheng slowed down the car, looked over, it was a billboard put up by K Ji, a new product was launched, there was a huge hamburger on the light board, there were all kinds of fried chicken, cola, new drinks, and the promotion star was dressed up He has to smile silly like a little sheep, and is still an acquaintance of Lu Cheng.

"Not good. Junk food, not healthy. Also, you have no money."

"I have money." Ban Gu was worried, and took out a dozen silver dollars.

Lu Cheng glanced at it, motionless as a mountain: "This kind of money is no longer in circulation." If you take silver dollars to buy K notes, the waiter may call the police.

"Then this?" Ban Gu changed a handful of gold leaves.

Lu Cheng raised his eyebrows: "This can't be used either."

Ban Gu wandered around for a while a hundred years ago, and accepted the replacement of money: "Then what money do you use now?"

Lu Cheng, who had been away from cash for a long time, didn't know how to explain it for a while, so he could only say vaguely: "Now use the mobile phone..."

"Oh~~" Ban Gu's mouth was wide open, and his gaze on Lu Cheng's phone became even more fanatical.fetish!He thought that cars and electric lights a hundred years ago were already miraculous, but he didn't expect that there are such heaven-defying existences of mobile phones.

It is good to have such fetishes, but it would be even better if he could eat junk food. He has been dead for so many years, and he doesn't care about his health at all.Ban Gu's longing eyes fell firmly on the K billboard.

Lu Cheng ignored him. As soon as the green light came on, he started the car and wanted to go to the private restaurant he often went to, but his car seemed to be stuck in the mud. Now "Wuling Hongguang S" really became Wuling Hongguang, the car was muddy It was sluggish, like a snail crawling a few meters on the driveway, the whole engine was roaring, needless to say, it was Ban Gu who did it again.

"Ban Gu!" Lu Cheng was about to turn into a resentful ghost. The tail ring on his little finger was glowing dark red because of his anger. Lu Cheng noticed it and shook his hand. The news disappeared.

Ban Gu, who was already dead, was not afraid of death, and timidly pointed to the advertising light board of K Ji, insisting: "I want to eat that..."

Lu Cheng endured his anger. After all, he is a fledgling. He has just hatched. Be self-willed. It doesn't matter: "Even if you want to go, you have to drive there."

Ban Gu was elated, and let go of the restraint with a pure and harmless face. Lucheng's poor "Wuling Hongguang S" can finally play the car's own performance.

K Ji's big night is still crowded with people, but fortunately the parking lot is quite empty, Ban Gu looked at the bustling gate of K Ji, and then looked at the men and women in cool clothes coming in and out,

Self-aware, he tugged at the wide-sleeved robe on his body: "Should I change my clothes?"

"No need." Lu Cheng parked the car, "There are people who dress weirder than you." The times have changed, and there are all kinds of strange clothes on the street, no matter how strange they are, they will not be regarded as mentally ill.What's more, Ban Gu is still so good-looking, who cares what he wears, if he is wearing a plastic bag, some people will think it is a new fashion on the catwalk.

The bumpkin class was full of question marks on his forehead, and he was a little nervous. After getting off the car, he stuck to Lu Cheng tightly. He felt countless eyes looking at him, and someone secretly took out his mobile phone to take pictures of him and Lu Cheng, with a slight expression on his face. With a wretched smile, all kinds of whispers poured into Ban Gu's ears.

"Fuck, he's so handsome!"

"Both are handsome. Are they a couple?"

"Could it be a pair if they are so tight? If you get closer, you will lose the distance." "Don't drive in the public hall." "How many centimeters do you think they can bear?" "Eighteen centimeters? Hahaha..."

"Could it be some celebrity? That's the only one who is still wearing costumes." "No, this girl has read all the handsome men in the circle from the [-]th to the [-]st and [-]nd tier and then to the top tier. I can assure you that there is no such thing in the entertainment industry." One. Maybe it’s a cosplayer, who is this cosplayer? Could it be that I’ve derailed from Two-dimensional, why don’t I know each other. The materials of the clothes seem to be very expensive.”

"There is no such monster level in the cosplay circle. His clothes look good. I want to turn them over and wear them as Hanfu. Sister, you cover, I'll take a photo secretly."

"Fuck, take it easy, that dog looks fierce, ah~ he looked over, ah~ I think his eyes are about to hang me, ah, I'm dead, I'm already separated. ""Don't panic, Xing Tian, ​​just hold on for a while...it's done." "Oh, let me go, what kind of fabric is this? There is a streamer under the light." "His belt is exquisitely crafted, okay?" "The belt doesn't matter , I don’t pursue handwork, machine embroidery can do it.”

"Is he a newcomer in the entertainment industry? Is he filming a fairy tale drama? This hair set is so realistic."

"Impossible, this kind of look is bound to blow up when it debuts, like Le Nian, the airborne explosion. It's really fucked up, so many people come to eat K Ji for the posters and dolls of Le Nian, so I have to wait in line."

"That's not necessarily true. No matter how good-looking you are, you still need to capitalize on it. No one will praise you for being good-looking. Look at his husband, he just drives a Wuling Hongguang. How can you praise him?"

"God TM Wuling Hongguang, have you ever seen Wuling make a sports car?" The man was irritable, "This is a Corvette ZR series, although it is not very expensive..."

"How much?" "About a million." "...What is your monthly salary?" "Eight thousand..."

The girl beat her boyfriend madly, cursing while beating: "You earn [-] yuan a month, how can you have the face to say that a million-level sports car is cheaper? Ah, your face is wider than the Pacific Ocean? Your [-] yuan is worth more than other people's." ?"

The boyfriend jumped up with his head in his arms: "relatively speaking, it is not expensive. Besides, you thought it was Wuling."

……

Lu Cheng, who was mistaken for a couple, took a step to the side to avoid suspicion. Ban Gu didn't know why, so he hurriedly followed, and there was faint laughter from the theater around.Lu Cheng wanted to reason with him, but he turned his head to Ban Gu's ignorant eyes and swallowed silently.

It's a little chick, and kind of silly.

Lu Cheng had no choice but to lead Ban Gu into the gate of K Ji with a straight face, and continued to accept the baptism of eyes from all directions.

Ban Gu finally saw someone dressed even weirder than him. There was a little girl in the corner with curly white hair, wearing layers of complicated skirts, pale makeup on her face, and pure white eyelashes, sitting with her. The girl with black clothes, red eyes, black lips, long and sharp black nails...

The native hat Ban Gu was shocked again, and tilted his head, puzzled: How could the eyes of ordinary living people be red?So you can still walk around with red eyes?In fact, he can also change. Not only can he have red eyes, but he can also make his pupils disappear.

"Don't look around." Lu Cheng gave him a hand.

"Her...her eyes..."

"fake."

"Oh." Ban Gu couldn't help it, "Then I can..." Change the eye color?

"You can't." Lu Cheng vetoed it with one vote, diverting Ban Gu's attention, "What do you want to eat?"

Ban Gu immediately threw the red eyes to the back of his head, nostalgic and excited, and said in a strange tone, confidently said: "Tad tadpoles eat wax, I have drunk it before." He also hid the bottle in the sarcophagus.

Lu Cheng was amused by his tone, and softened his eyes.The Coca-Cola Company has traveled a hundred years to Huaguo for a short period of time, and it has a divinely translated name.Call this name, who will buy it?The Coke Company, whose sales were dismal, made a joke, and had to spend money to solicit new translations from the public the next year.

"Coca-Cola doesn't translate like this now, and the Coke sold by K Kee is Pepsi."

Ban Gu was at a loss, blinked his eyes slowly, lost and panicked, he woke up a hundred years ago, and faced a completely strange world, it took him a long time to adapt, the new world is beautiful, but Immediately, it burst like soap bubbles, and fell into chaos... Later, he returned to the underground palace and fell into a deep sleep again. When he woke up again, the new world he finally became familiar with had been turned upside down and completely strange.

Lu Cheng's heart seemed to be lightly pricked by a needle, he ignored the suppressed and excited screams around him, touched Ban Gu's head, and felt that he was a little harsh on Ban Gu.In order to express comfort, he ordered two set meals, accompanied by two large glasses of Coke.

After a few seconds, Ban Gu had recovered, poked Lu Cheng lightly, and then pointed to a mother and daughter who were picking up food. The little girl with shofar braids was holding a furry keychain.

"That... we didn't..."

Lu Cheng struggled: "This is a keychain that is only given for children's meals. You are old, not a child..." It is the ancestors of the children's ancestors who don't know how many generations.

The waiter was intoxicated by Ban Gu's beauty, enthusiastically, and interjected: "No, handsome guy, this keychain is a Q version villain of the big star Le Nian, many adults specially order children's meals for the keychain. Your man... ...Your younger brother is so handsome, so let's order another children's set menu."

The logic is illogical, but he can still be so confident?Although Lu Cheng felt that it was embarrassing for the two men to order the children's set meal, he ordered an extra one, took the order and waited for the meal, and handed the doll to Ban Gu.

Ban Gu happily took over the little doll that was only about one finger tall. It has a short body, a small nose, small eyes, and small expressions. The more it looks at it, the more interesting it is.

Lu Cheng has sharp eyes and quick hands, and blocked it with his palm: "It's dirty, it's full of bacteria, don't put everything in your mouth." Even a non-human should pay attention to hygiene.

"Really?" Ban Gu put down the little doll resentfully.

K Kee waiter smiled ambiguously at the two of them.

Lu Cheng endured his shame, took Ban Gu to a corner, and did not forget to tell him in a low voice: "Sit down, don't mess around, don't talk too much, and we'll leave after we get the meal." Absolutely don't eat here.

Ban Gu, who got his wish, was very talkative, sat obediently on the side, and held back his jealousy and smiled at a little boy next to him holding an oversized "mobile phone", thinking sourly: He is already a thousand years old, and even a small mobile phone Not at all, this kid is only a few years old, and he has such a fetish.I really want to exchange gold leaves, children probably don't like gold leaves, right?If I had known earlier, I would have brought something else out.Mistake.

The little boy was only five or six years old, and he liked to "judging people by their appearance" at a young age. He glanced at Ban Gu one after another, and held the tablet and gave Ban Gu a big smile: "Big brother, you are beautiful."

Ban Gu, who received the praise, was very happy. A child who can own a fetish is such a discerning child: "You are also very good-looking."

board and ask, "What are you looking at?"

The little boy tilted the tablet a little bit, and then turned his voice louder: "Big brother, I'm watching a song."

"Wow...wow..." Ban Gu stared wide-eyed, watching with more concentration than a child, this song... this song must be sung for him...

Ban Gu pursed his lips tightly, his eyes were shining brightly, he wished to exchange a piece of gold millet for the tablet with the little boy.

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