How to raise a white bone spirit [Entertainment circle]

The landscaping in Tiandu Community is well done, the lawn is well-groomed, the flowers and trees are lush and lush, the fountains are always clean, and the lights that are placed here and there at night are so beautiful.

Good-looking is good-looking, but it attracts insects. On summer nights, all kinds of insects have crazy parties.Ban Gu doesn't attract insects, but he hates insects the most, and he can't wait to walk around the world with insecticide and electric mosquito swatter.He lives in a small house, with few turns and bends, and is always one meter away from the flowers and plants in the community.

Facing the swaying flowers and plants in the flower bed, Ban Gu hesitated for half a second, turned around mercilessly, and ignored them.

The thing hidden in the flowers probably didn't expect him to be so ruthless and ungrateful, and with a "swoosh" it jumped out with a few fallen leaves, rushed the office worker a few steps away, and even slipped on the marble floor.

"Xiao... Bai?" Ban Gu took a step back warily.How did the little skeleton dog get here?This dog's IQ was not very good when it was alive, and it lost its brain after death.

The little skeleton dog was obviously excited, with something in its mouth, sat down and stood up again, its tail wagging like a windmill.

Ban Gu covered his nose, and took another step back: "Don't come here, I won't welcome you. In Lucheng's family, I can only have a bone spirit, and you can't even be a dog."

The little skeleton dog tilted its head, confused, and spit out a black-purple round ball with its mouth open.

"Give it to me?" Ban Gu turned his head to the other side in disgust.

Little Skull Dog didn't notice Ban Gu's resistance at all, and pulled the ball towards his feet with his paws, posing a gesture of forcing a gift, with his buttocks sinking to the ground. The resolute appearance of never leaving the black mud on the feet.

"..."

"..." Ban Gu hated himself for not bringing his mobile phone down, "If you don't leave, I'm going to call Shen Sinian to file a complaint."

The little skeleton dog opened its mouth, let out a silent "Wooooooooooooooooo" bark, and then pushed the ball towards Ban Gu.

Ban Gu frowned: "I don't want Yinling ginseng, which ant nest at the bottom of the coffin did you find it?" This thing looks exactly like Wuling ginseng. dead.The growth environment of both is a bit harsh, both are born in ant nests, and the Yin spirit ginseng has to add that there are dead people buried next to it, and it can only grow by absorbing the yin energy of corpse poison.

"I am a good citizen, a good citizen, I am very law-abiding." Ban Gu jumped up.Besides, if he wanted to kill someone, he didn't need Yinling ginseng at all.

The little skull dog didn't understand Ban Gu's refusal at all, and persistently pushed Yin Lingshen towards Ban Gu.

Ban Gu Kaka gritted his teeth, thinking that Captain Lou was staring at him, checked the surveillance, and found that he was dancing in the air, either thinking that he was not human, or that he was mentally ill... The more he thought about it, the more afraid he became, and he was unwilling Willingly take the little skeleton dog into the elevator.

The little skeleton dog picked up the Yinling Ginseng in its mouth, wagging its tail, and followed in swaggeringly.

Ban Gu vaccinated it in advance and threatened: "Lucheng is mine. When you see him, don't wag your tail to fawn on him, and don't act like a baby." He bared his teeth at the little skeleton dog.

Lu Cheng was wondering that Ban Gu had been throwing garbage away for so long, when he turned around, he saw Ban Gu floating in gloomyly, followed by a dirty skeleton dog, its paws covered in black mud stepped on the snow-white carpet, Lu Cheng was alone Excited, I almost crushed the wine glass in my hand.

This carpet is still new, the last one was ruined by the drunkard Ban Gu, and Ban Gu was honest, another skeleton dog ruined his new carpet.

Is he clashing with the bony creature?

Looking at Lu Cheng's dark face, Ban Gu floated aside and hung there sensibly: "It's the Xiaobai I told you about, look, its eyes are the same as your ring."

"What is it here for?" Lu Cheng gritted his teeth, he didn't care about the skeleton dog's eyes at all, he just wanted to throw this strangely dirty dog ​​into the water and wash it well, the mud on his body was still coffin mud.

"I'll call Shen Si Nian right away." Ban Gu rushed to the computer with a gloomy wind, and saw that Shen Si Nian sent letters and called ten consecutive calls. He was about to call back when Shen Si Nian called again. , I heard Shen Si Nian's voice getting angry.

"Ban Gu, did Xiaobai come to see you?"

"Yes." Ban Gu heard Shen Si Nian panting, as if running, "Are you working out?"

"..." Shen Sinian said anxiously, "I'm not working out. I told Xiaobai that I would repay you, and then Xiaobai ran away, ha... ha... It was waiting for me, but I couldn't keep up with it. I Thinking that it ran away after I mentioned your name, I wanted to ask, did it come to look for you? I was afraid it would get lost... Ha... Ha... Ha..."

Ban Gu thought for a while. When he saw the little skeleton dog, he felt that its IQ was not good. It turned out that its owner's IQ was not good either: "You follow it?"

"...Ha...ha...yes...Xiaobai runs faster than before." Shen Si Nian was out of breath.

"You may not be able to catch up with a live dog, but do you think you can catch up with a dead dog? Even if you take a taxi, you can't catch up." Ban Gu was surprised, "Could it be...you are the male lead of a Japanese drama?"

Shen Sinian was gasping for breath on the other end, unable to run, coupled with Ban Gu's verbal attacks, he finally stopped running, and asked, "Ban Gu, what nonsense are you looking at?"

Gu, who was absorbing nerd knowledge at Two-dimensional, turned a deaf ear to Shen Sinian's question, and instead asked curiously, "What did you say to the little skeleton dog?"

"I had nothing to do at night, so I hugged Xiaobai to watch a movie, and there was a plot of repaying my gratitude. I just told Xiaobai that I owe you a big favor." Shen Sinian said, "Then Xiaobai stood up and ran away. , it seems to have dug something out near my elementary school."

So, it really came to repay the favor.Ban Gu sent the address to Shen Sinian and dawdled out.The little skeleton dog is offering treasure again.

"Yin spirit ginseng?" Lu Cheng wanted to cover his face, it's so poisonous, people can't see it after being poisoned, it's really a good medicine for murder.

Ban Gu pawed at the door and said in a low voice, "Shen Si Nian said, Xiao Bai dug out something from his school."

"Many schools are located in old cemeteries, so it's not surprising that there are ghost ginseng." Lu Cheng endured it, and threw a red thread around the skeleton dog's neck. Regardless of the little skeleton dog's struggle, he pulled I took it into the bathroom, turned on the shower and rinsed the skeleton dog, and found a clean towel to dry it off.

Jealousy made Ban Gu look hideous, squatting in the corner, and took out a team lamp to act like a ghost.They are all skeletons. Aren’t humans inferior to dogs? His bones are [-] times prettier than those of little skeleton dogs, yet they don’t even deserve three keys for ten yuan.

After cleaning up the skeleton dog, Lu Cheng finally felt better, and found a crystal jar to put the ginseng in it, and asked Ban Gu, "This is for you, do you want to keep it in the underground palace?"

"It's just Yinling ginseng. If I want it, I can find a lot of it." Ban Gu ignored him and thought to himself.After a while, Youyou turned around, "Do you like Yinling Ginseng?"

If he likes it, he will find some and put them in the refrigerator, and pull Lu Cheng to death, and the two of them will live in the underground palace together.

There are no dogs in his dungeon.Ban Gu thought fiercely.

Lu Cheng has already figured out Ban Gu's temper, and when he is unhappy, he will have dark little thoughts, almost wanting to kill himself, and then stuff himself in his underground palace.It’s just that I don’t really do it once, even if I think about it, if I’m not satisfied, I’ll just sit on the computer and watch "Death Comes" countless times.I don't know how many times Ban Gu has imagined his miserable death in his mind, and the eyes he casts him seem to want to be taken care of by himself in the next second.

Ban Gu was depressed for a long time, glanced at Lu Cheng secretly, seeing that he was going to hug the little skeleton dog, and flew over jealously, knocked Lu Cheng's hand fiercely, and shouted fiercely: "Don't hug. "

"Let me look at its eyeballs." Lu Cheng said.

Ban Gu angrily plucked out the little skull dog's eyeballs and stuffed them into Lu Cheng's hands: "Look at it this way."

Lu Cheng stared at the dog bones scattered on the coffee table, and asked in a daze, "Aren't you afraid that its owner will find it if you make it like this?"

"Shen Si Nian is only a minor." Ban Gu said sadly, "A hundred of them are not enough for my finger." The little bone finger that stayed in Lu Cheng's pocket stood on the same line as the main body this time, jumped out and jumped Jump, and quietly jumped onto the coffee table, pretending to be careless, and squeezed a dog bone down.

"..." Lu Cheng was speechless for a while.

"Look quickly." Ban Gu urged, and sat down beside him, his black hair draped over him, and his straight eyes watching him in real time.

Lu Cheng looked at him for a while, then smiled helplessly.The color and texture of the blood jade taken from the skeleton dog's eye socket and his tail ring are exactly the same, as if they were taken from the same blood jade.

Lu Cheng thought for a while, then took the tail ring off his little finger for comparison.

Ban Gu stared at Lu Cheng nervously, without blinking.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Lu Cheng asked.

"..." Ban Gu stared at his face, "I'm afraid you will change if you lose the blood jade." He suspected that Lu Cheng was not a human being, but unfortunately he had no evidence.

Lu Cheng hooked the corner of his mouth: "No."

Ban Gu snorted, his private property was not honest at all, and asked discouragedly: "Is your ring the same as your eyeball?"

"Same." With a little effort from Lu Cheng, the eyeballs and the ring glowed red, and the thin red thread tendrils protruded out, intertwined and joined together. Seeing that the two pieces of blood jade seemed to be closed together, Lu Cheng let go of the force, and the red light disappeared. , the eyeballs and tail ring returned to normal, "Not only are they the same, they were also taken from the same piece."

"The blood jade on the market generally refers to chicken blood jade and ancient jade with blood. My tail ring, the eyes of the skeleton dog and your blood jade flower do not belong to this category."

"Then what is this?" Ben counselor.

Lu Cheng put the tail ring back on his little finger and shook his head: "I don't know what it is, but someone told me that it was left to me by my ancestors."

"Who?"

Lu Cheng gave him a slap with his fingers, and smiled a little viciously: "I won't tell you."

...Ban Gu thought coldly: let Lu Cheng die, Lu Cheng who turned into a skeleton must be cuter than the current Lu Cheng.He stretched out his hand to snatch back the blood jade eyeballs, and put the skeleton dog back to rest. He was angry and forgot to put the bones on the little skeleton dog. When the little skeleton dog stood up, it was crooked, and several bones were missing. Ji fell down.

"Forgot." Ban Gu quickly pulled out its eyeballs again, handed it to Lu Cheng, and put together the little skeleton dog. Looking left and right, it seemed that a bone was missing.

Lu Cheng silently picked out a section from the crack of the sofa and handed it to Ban Gu, which was stuffed in by the little finger bone.

The intact little skeleton dog squatted on the coffee table, stunned for a second, seemed to remember the messy appearance of his bones just now, tentatively stretched out his paw and pressed it on the glass for a full two seconds, and then tried to stretch out the other paw, After confirming that there was nothing wrong with her, she happily jumped up and jumped into Ban Gu's arms to act like a baby.

Ban Gu is cold and noble, holding a dog up: "It's useless to be coquettish, I don't like dogs, living or dead." He squinted at Lu Cheng, "I and the dog, we can only have one. .”

Lu Cheng hugged his chest: "According to the prohibition of your underground palace, I am your property. If I keep a dog, my dog ​​will also be your dog."

"No, I don't want a dog." Ban Gu was furious, picked up the skeleton dog and flashed into the entertainment room, cutting off all channels for the skeleton dog and Lu Cheng to cultivate their relationship.

Lu Cheng was surprised to find that Ban Gu even locked the door behind him, poured a glass of wine, one Ban Gu was enough for him, and raising another skeleton dog is asking for trouble?

Ban Gu urged Shen Si Nian to come over in the room, and couldn't wait to carry the skeleton dog downstairs, and stuffed it into Shen Si Nian's arms: "Shen Si Nian, I checked on the Internet, and dogs need to be kept on a leash. , you have to tie it and not allow it to run around.”

Shen Sinian was stunned for a moment, then looked down at the appearance of his beloved dog: "Xiao Bai is like this, can I use a dog leash?"

Ban Gu was speechless, and hurried away: "Take it away quickly, I won't see you for a while."

"Hmm..." Shen Si Nian was in a dilemma, called Ban Gu to stop, and said, "Shifang Entertainment's manager, Sister Guan, Guan Xihong contacted me and wanted to sign me into Shifang. Maybe we have a chance to be colleagues."

Ban Gu was shocked, so he saw skeleton dogs from time to time.

Shen Si Nian is sensitive and keen, the smile disappears from his eyes: "Ban Gu, you don't like me entering Shifang?"

"No, I don't like to see Xiaobai." Ban Gu glared at the little skeleton dog, "I have become enemies with it, the kind where the king does not see the king."

For someone like Shen Sinian who wears an [-]-layer filter to look at dogs, his first reaction is that Xiaobai, who is disgusted and wronged, is standing at the bottom of the building, under the street lights, and in the night wind, desolately, Desolate.

Ban Gu's heart beat violently, thinking that if he photographed himself in a cartoon, there would be two big three-dimensional characters of the villain next to it.

"When...when will you sign Shifang?"

Shen Sinian hugged Xiaobai a little higher, with his chin resting on Xiaobai's skull, and smiled lightly. The already weird scene was even more weird because of his smile: "I told Sister Hong, wait half a month later sign."

"Half a month?"

"I'll be an adult in half a month." Shen Si Nian spoke briskly, remembering something, "By the way, I know you won the role of the ghoul in "Mountain and Sea Strange Trace", have you signed the contract? Maybe when I join the company, You're already on set."

Ban Gu put aside the enmity he had just formed with the little skull dog, and said with great interest: "I signed it, but it's still early to join the group. My agent said that my role is very short. I just need to climb out of the coffin and walk away." Just a few steps, you can't stay on the set for a few days."

Shen Sinian smiled: "I may also have the opportunity to join the group. My teacher helped me fight for it."

"What do you play?" The class counselor.

"One of Zhuan Xu's sons, Yaoyao, is also a background character. If you are lucky, you can still appear in the finished film for a few seconds. If you are not lucky, it may be cut out." Shen Si Nian didn't care about the final fate of this character at all. , "My teacher said that I can benefit from working with director Chen Lixin once, and let me act well."

"Spirits seem to be the God of Plague." Ban Gu thought for a while.

"This should be a myth and legend. In "Mountain and Sea Strange Trace", Yaoyao is the son of a tribal leader. My role is just to play soy sauce when Zhuanxu is buried." Shen Sinian did his homework and said, "Your ghoul is a There are not many plots in the movie that rely on the supernatural direction."

Ban Gu's character is more magical in the book, and the script directly boils down to the heroine's dream, and Director Chen is trying to brush aside.

"Ban Gu, are you going to shoot your part at Mang Mountain?" Shen Si Nian asked again.

"Don't go there." Ban Gu shook his head, "The ancient tomb I'm staying in is the interior scene." He was very much looking forward to what the ancient tomb would be like. Well, overturned.

Shen Sinian is a bit regretful, although the two of them joined the same crew, not only did they not have any rival scenes, they might not even meet each other.

"Ban Gu, the male lead Qi Shu used to belong to Shifang, right? Fortunately, you two have no rivalry."

"Who?" Ban Gu was stunned for a moment.

"Qi Shu." Shen Si Nian was also shocked, "You don't know that the hero is Qi Shu?"

"I...don't know." Ban Gu shook his head.

"Your manager didn't tell you?" Shen Sinian was a little puzzled. After thinking about it, they are small supporting actors who only have a few scenes in the crew, and they don't have any scenes with the hero and heroine. It doesn't seem to matter if they don't know.

Ban Gu's face turned blue when he thought of Qi Shu's stench, it was too difficult to make money.

Although Shen Sinian is only half a foot in the circle, he still knows a lot of gossip news.For example, the matter of Qi Shu and Le Nian, the matter of Qi Shu and Shifang rescinding the contract and re-signing with the Mu family, or the live broadcast of Le Nian and Ban Gu that failed prematurely.

"Actually, it doesn't matter, we shouldn't run into the hero and heroine." Shen Sinian said reassuringly.

Ban Gu annoyed Qi Shu to death, a nightmare was so smelly that it could knock him out, and Qi Shu had hidden many of them on his body.If he was placed in the crew, the stench would be released continuously, making the whole crew stink.Ban Gu imagined a stinky crew, wishing he could roll his eyes and faint now, not even knowing when Shen Si Nian left.

Going back upstairs, I hung up a video message to Jiang Hui,

Jiang Hui was lying in the jacuzzi to relax, with a thick layer of mask on his face. When the video was connected, Ban Gu was so startled that his heart stopped for a few seconds. Fortunately, he couldn't die even if he stopped for 10 minutes.

"you you……"

Jiang Hui opened and closed his mouth carefully: "You, you, you should take care of yourself while you are young, and you, little Ban Gu, when you are over [-] years old, I will use the anti-aging essence. Now, do you use it? Sun protection, do you use lotion after washing your face in the morning and evening? Alas, it’s really fucked up, you are in a special situation, it’s hard to find an assistant, and your father Lu is so demanding, hey, a loving father is a failure.”

Ban Gu took the phone away, and quickly got down to business: "Qi Shu is the lead actor in the movie?"

"That's right, Qi Shu hugged the golden thigh, and the Mu family will also praise him even with his black history. Mu Kanglin, the boss of the Mu family, personally called Shifang, hoping that Le Nian would cooperate and clear Qi Shu for nothing. Your senior brother, Le Nian, is a no-brainer, so Dian Dian agreed. Ouch! I can't mention this, my heart hurts when I mention it. Little Ben Gu, you think you should stop playing games with Le Nian, so as not to be infected by him and lose your mind. "Jiang Hui was extremely dissatisfied with this matter, and complained again and again, "I'm so angry that I sent a bunch of fun things to Yuan Ye. I really owe the society a beating."

Firstly, Ban Gu thought Qi Shu was too stinky, and secondly, he remembered Lu Cheng's advice: "Lu Cheng wants me to speak more far away."

"Boss Lu is right, the farther away the better." Jiang Hui clapped his hands, "Boss Lu is wise, and Boss Lu is mighty."

"..."

Jiang Hui wiped the mask on his face: "Oh, your father Lu knows about this, by the way, I even found a job for your father Lu."

"What live?"

"As for the ghoul's tomb, Chen Lishen almost drove the props team crazy. After more than a dozen drafts were typed up, the first draft was finally approved. The props team made a coffin and came out. After Chen Lishen read it, Dissatisfied. The props team was forced to dig a hole and bury themselves in a coffin." Jiang Hui said proudly, "So, I recommended your father Lu, besides, Director Chen also knows your father Lu. , I can't ask for it."

"Director Chen knows Lu Cheng?"

"Chen Lixin is superstitious. Your father Lu is a rising star in Fengshui, of course he knows it." Jiang Hui rolled his eyes regardless of wrinkles, "I even think I'm being used. Maybe Chen Lixin wants to invite you. However, your father Lu is so busy that he is still willing to take over this matter. I think it is probably because of you. Tsk tsk, your father Lu is serious, but he is actually an insider..."

Ban Gu poked his finger to disconnect the call, his heart jumped, he ran upstairs, found Lu Cheng by the swimming pool, and rushed forward: "Lu Cheng, have you accepted the job of "The Strange Trace of Mountains and Seas?"

Lu Cheng was almost thrown into the swimming pool by him, and stabilized his figure: "I took over the job of the crew, are you so happy?"

"Yeah." Ban Gu nodded, "Very happy." As for why he was happy, it's up to him, as long as he's happy.

Lu Cheng looked at his smile, chuckled, and said, "This is work."

"Jiang Hui said, you are because of me." Ban Gu looked up proudly.

Because of his expression, Lu Cheng's cold and alienated eyes faded a little bit of struggle and became a little brighter, and said, "Yes, most of it is because of you."

Ban Gu was even more proud, took a breath of fragrance on Lu Cheng's shoulder, and smirked a few times.

Lu Cheng's tail ring had red dark light flowing, he raised his hand and stroked Ban Gu's long hair.

Ban Gu made a fuss for a while, raised his head slightly, his eyes darkened, he put away his smile, and leaned closer to Lu Cheng's ear: "I know you have many secrets, but, I want your birth year and death year."

Lu Cheng was taken aback, and opened the distance between the two of them a little.

Ban Gu caressed Lu Cheng's face with a slightly cold hand, his eyes fell on his scarlet thin lips, and he leaned over to kiss him lightly: "I have obsession." He pressed Lu Cheng's hand on his own. Heart, tilted his head, "Look, I have a heart."

Lu Cheng felt the throbbing from his palm, and took it back after a long time.

"Ban Gu, eternal life is a very painful thing."

Growing a heart and becoming an immortal bone is not necessarily a good thing.

Shen Sinian turned into a pet shop on the way home and bought a small ball for Xiaobai. When he walked to a secluded road to relax, he threw the ball in front of him. Xiaobai chased him like an arrow. Unfortunately, , When it catches up, it can't pick it up.

"I'll see if I can burn it for you?" Shen Si Nian touched Xiao Bai's skull.I don't know if it will work, or, if you have a thicker skin, ask Ban Gu for a solution.

Xiao Bai turned around at his feet, suddenly all the bones in his body gathered strength, and he barked silently towards the back, his red eyes were full of fierce light.

Shen Sinian was startled, and quickly looked behind him, but there was nothing.

Xiaobai still yelled at the back relentlessly.

Shen Sinian couldn't help being frightened, picked up Xiaobai, held him tightly in his arms, and rushed home two steps at a time.

Indistinctly, it seemed that someone behind him gave a chuckle of "heh", gentle, yet aloof.