How to raise a white bone spirit [Entertainment circle]

When Lu Cheng returned to his residence, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening. The house was pitch black. After searching upstairs and downstairs, he found Ban Gu by the swimming pool. He looked guilty and short of breath.

"Are you in trouble?" Lu Cheng turned on the light and came over to look at Ban Gu's expression.

Ban Gu looked away, put the small cake in Lu Cheng's hand, and bribed him: "Please eat."

Lu Cheng was a little puzzled, and noticed the two digital candles in the bag: "This is?" Birthday cake?

"Captain Lou sent it to me." Ban Gu decided to simplify the complexity, and the details of what happened in the drink shop can be ignored. "Lu Cheng, do you want to eat cake for your birthday?" When he was alive, he probably didn't have this kind of dessert, and after he died, it would be even worse... N years before and after death, this is the first time someone Send him a birthday cake.

Captain Lou’s family is so lucky that they receive birthday cakes every year.Ban Gu felt that he was going to blacken with jealousy.

Lu Cheng was silent for a while, touched Ban Gu's head, and said softly, "Actually, this is a Western tradition, but we have also developed this habit over the years. Traditionally, we still eat longevity noodles."

The short-lived ghost Ban Gu, who was taken away by the dog early on, listened attentively and buried in the ground for many years. He has missed so much fun.

Lu Cheng shook his head, only children would be looking forward to the holidays and birthdays, put the candles on the small cakes and light them, and turned off the lights: "This year, let's have a good birthday next year. Come, make three wishes, Blow out the candle again."

Ban Gu sat down on his knees by the pool, with a dignified expression as if he was doing something that was a matter of life and death: "First wish: to celebrate my birthday with Lu Cheng next year."

Lu Cheng's expression moved slightly, and he smiled: "This is not a wish."

"Don't interrupt me, you must be pious when you make a wish." Ban Gu stared, and then solemnly made a second wish: "I will spend my next birthday with Lu Cheng as well."

Lu Cheng laughed, wanting to say something.

Ban Gu said gloomyly: "You are not allowed to disturb my wish, if it doesn't work, I will blame you."

"Okay, I'll be quiet."

Ban Gu's dislike almost materialized. His lord did not care about Lu Cheng in large numbers, and he was not distracted at the critical moment of making a wish: "The third wish..." After thinking for a long time, he asked in a low voice, "Can I make another three wishes? ?”

"No, don't be greedy."

Ban Gu was disappointed and muttered, "I don't want much."

Lu Cheng sat with him by the pool, unbuttoned the top buttons of his shirt, and asked, "Can you make a bigger wish."

Ban Gu said solemnly: "No, I have to make a smaller wish that can be realized." He lifted his chin proudly, "I want all the wishes I made to come true."

Lu Cheng paused: "How do you know it will come true? The wishes you just made are all related to me, and I have the right to decide."

Ban Gu was expressionless, filled with resentment, and said in an ethereal voice: "I'm not human, and if I want you to accompany me, you have to accompany me. No matter where you are, I can find you. Even if you die, I will return to you." You can drag your bones to accompany me." He gave Lu Cheng a malicious look, "Ghost, you can't refuse."

Lu Cheng reasoned with him: "In principle, ghosts are invisible. Although you are a bit peculiar, you must belong to spirits..."

Ban Gu looked at him dumbly, his black eyes almost melting into the darkness.

"...Okay, your birthday is up to you." Lu Cheng wisely shut up.

Ban Gu made a third wish with a sad tone: "I will also spend my birthday with Lu Cheng in the next year. If Lu Cheng dies, I will spend it with Lu Cheng in the underworld."

"..." Lu Cheng couldn't laugh or cry, "You are happy."

Ban Gu mercifully dug up a large piece of cake and fed it to Lucheng, full of expectations: "You eat first." There are fruits and pudding in it.

Lu Cheng doesn't like sweet and greasy food very much, and it's hard to refuse, so he hesitated for a while, and then opened his mouth to eat this cake, which tasted really good.Ban Gu watched him eat the cake, the ghostly aura all over his body was swept away, his smile was bright, and the sun was shining through. He also dug a spoonful and put it in his mouth, asking: "I will have a big one next year."

"If you like it, you can eat it as usual."

"No, the birthday cake must be eaten on the birthday." Ban Gu has a sense of ritual. Although today is not his birthday, his birth date is also an X, but next year he must eat the birthday cake on the date recorded on his ID card. .If he gets hungry, he can eat other people's food, "Lu Cheng, when is your birthday?"

"It's not my birthday." Lu Cheng said lightly.

Ban Gu held the plastic spoon in his mouth, his eyes stared like copper bells: "Birthdays are so interesting, why not?"

Lu Cheng flicked him on the forehead with his fingers, and suddenly asked: "Do you want to drink? However, if you are underage, drinking is not very good."

"..." Ban Gu decided to include the date of death, "I think I am at least a thousand and one sixteen years old, and I can drink any kind of wine."

Lu Cheng laughed, and went downstairs to get the wine and the wine glass, and when the cork was uncorked, he frowned and asked, "Can you drink it?" Ban Gu's funeral seemed to have no food or other funerals, and, Ban Gu gave him an inexplicable sense of excitement.

"I can." Ban Gu insisted, holding up the cup impatiently.

Lu Cheng glanced at Ban Gu again, thinking that it was a missed birthday anyway, so he couldn't be too disappointed, so he poured some wine into the glass.

"Hmm..." Ban Gu held the cup and waited for a while, confirming that Lu Cheng didn't intend to pour any more for him, he twitched the corner of his mouth, being stingy.

"Try first." Lu Cheng ignored his sad eyes, "If you are not used to drinking, change your drink."

As soon as the words were finished, Ban Gu had already held up the cup and drank it. He smacked his mouth, his eyes lit up, and he brought the cup over again. Seeing that Lu Cheng didn't respond, he stretched out his finger and pushed the cup over.

Lu Cheng looked at Ban Gu's face and reflected for a while. After all, Ban Gu was not a human being, so he couldn't treat him as a human being, so he let Ban Gu down a little bit.

"I want more."

"No, I mean it." Lu Cheng refused, "This is wine, not water."

Ban Gu drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

"..." Lu Cheng somewhat regretted his proposal.

Ban Gu silently pushed the cup towards Lu Cheng: "A little more."

Lu Cheng stalemate for a while, surrendered: "This time, drink it and it will be gone."

"En." Ban Gu nodded heavily.

Lu Cheng: "Don't be an alcoholic when you were alive." This straight look in his eyes is as good as alcohol addiction.

Ban Gu thought for a while: "I don't know." He didn't remember.However, the wine Lu Cheng gave him was delicious, soft and mellow, with a nutty aroma, and he drank the wine in the glass reluctantly, his eyes lingering on the bottle.There seems to be a wine cabinet in Lucheng, which is full of such wine.After Lu Cheng goes to work, he can steal some...and hide some in his underground palace.

The more Lu Cheng looked at Ban Gu, the more he felt something was wrong: "Ban Gu?"

Ban Gu smiled at him, tilted his body, and plunged into the swimming pool. Lu Cheng was startled, and pulled Ban Gu faster than he realized. One step later, his swimming pool would turn into bone soup.

Ban Gu shook his head, regained consciousness a little, looked at Lu Cheng sadly, floated over, stared blankly, sniffed, sniffed, and wrinkled his entire eyebrows together, accusing: "You Raised another bone spirit."

Lu Cheng was a little dumbfounded, he didn't expect Ban

Gu was actually able to get drunk, so he only had a few sips of wine.

Ban Gu stretched out his hand and squeezed out a small bone finger from Lu Cheng's pocket, resentful as if Dou E had been wronged: "Look, I said you have yin energy on your body."

Lu Cheng: "This is your own finger bone."

"Impossible." Ban Gu stretched out a hand, concealing the flesh, proud and sad at the same time, "I am much prettier than it."

Lu Cheng tried to compare whether there would be any variation in the fineness of the bones and fingers after leaving Ban Gu. Looking at them, he felt the same: "They all look pretty."

Ban Gu was even more sad. There is no bone in the whole world that is more beautiful than him. Lu Cheng was either blind or changed his mind. He looked at Lu Cheng again with tears in his eyes: "I am the prettiest."

If you can get drunk, you should also take some medicine to sober yourself up?Lu Cheng picked the little bone finger back from Ban Gu's hand, for fear that the drunk would throw it away.

This is good, Ban Gu is heartbroken and wants to die, he hangs his head and leaves the swimming pool with resentment dripping down the stairs.Lu Cheng really wanted to slap himself more than an hour ago, got up and followed Ban Gu downstairs.

Probably the lights in the corridor offended Ban Gu. Ban Gu went up and poked the lights. Lu Cheng watched helplessly as the tubes and lamps exploded, and the colored glass shattered all over the ground. A few pieces were dusted off, and just as he was about to sweep the pieces away, Ban Gu stretched out his claws towards another lamp.

"Still making trouble." Lu Cheng rushed up to stop Ban Gu, put the little finger bone in his palm, "This is your own bone..."

"Ah, I touched someone else's bone, it's disgusting." Ban Gu waved his hand in horror, and fled as if he was stained with something dirty, and he couldn't even float steadily.His little finger bone also staggered to escape in disgust, lying on Lu Cheng's palm with a look of about to faint, completely lost the breath of life, no different from ordinary relics.

Lu Cheng was stunned for a long time, had to put away his finger bones again, and rushed to the first floor, where Ban Gu was hugging the sofa cushion pitifully, nestling on the sofa and not moving.

"Ban Gu?"

"I'm in so much pain..." After a while, Ban Gucai lowered his eyes and said softly, his voice seemed to be fading away.

Lu Cheng lowered his body and lowered his voice: "Where does it hurt?"

Ban Gu was stunned, and after thinking hard for a long time, he finally remembered that he was injured before going home, and pointed to his arm: "It hurts here."

Lu Cheng moved his pillow away, looked at his upper and lower arms, they were clean and white, without any scars.He tentatively exerted a little force, and the red light on the tail ring softly circled several layers, and there should be no injury inside: "Why does it hurt here?"

"Someone hit me when I came back, use a chair." Ban Gu said seriously.

Lu Cheng was silent, he knew very well that these things would not hurt Ban Gu at all.

Ban Gu felt it quietly: "Huh? It doesn't seem to be hurting anymore." He quickly checked his arm, and found no wound after searching for a long time, confused, "I don't seem to be hurt?"

Lu Cheng smiled: "It's a good thing you didn't get hurt, I'll pour you a glass of milk."

Ban Gu was taken aback, and immediately hung it on Lu Cheng's shoulder: "I'm going too."

Lu Cheng had no choice but felt that it was necessary to check his cervical spine another day. Sooner or later his neck would bend.

"Lu Cheng, you accompany me." Ban Gu whispered.

"……it is good."

"Then... sleep in the sarcophagus at night."

"...Go to sleep by yourself."

Lou Jing was smoking a cigarette alone in his study, and his family called Tuo Lou Kai poked his head in and winked: "Hey, old Lou, our queen mother is in the living room, and you dare to smoke. Is this swelling?"

"Shut up, close the door, and come in." Lou Jing pinched out his cigarette and glared at his son.

Lou Kai flashed in and closed the door like a thief: "Old Lou, I will help you cover, you have to pay some cover fee, how about 100 yuan? You send a red envelope, and I will give you back twenty. Look, I You have received the love of your father, and you have received the filial piety of your son, everyone is very happy."

"That's pretty good." Lou Jing slapped his son.

"Hey, why do you act like a stepfather?" Lou Kai held his head in protest, and then became suspicious, "Old Lou, you have a bad temper, didn't you make any principled mistakes?"

Lou Jing wondered if his son was wrongly carried in the hospital, because he was born a poor mouth?

Lou Kai dragged the chair over, poked the eagle's beak and gave it to his father: "Father and son soldiers, tell me about it."

Lou Jing pointed to a chair on one side: "What do you think will happen if I smash this chair on your arm?"

Lou Kai took a deep breath: "We are really father and son, we are not adulterated, if you don't believe it, go and test it, if it is fake, you will be replaced. Besides, even if it is fake, if you have raised it for more than ten years, you will kill your son." ?”

"Your dad has a good head, he won't hit you on the head."

"Then do I need another arm? Maybe it's a comminuted fracture."

Lou Jing was silent: "Maybe it's all right, not even bruises."

"How can it be okay, your son and I are made of flesh and blood." Lou Kai shouted, "Even if there is a chance of being unscathed, it is a miracle, and it probably won't happen."

Lou Jing clicked, and said silently: "Eliminate all the impossible, and what remains, no matter how unreasonable, is the truth?" So what is this fact?

Lou Kai secretly sighed: His father is in a daze.