How to raise a white bone spirit [Entertainment circle]

Ban Gu and Le Nian sat opposite each other across a table, and between them was the can of Fat House Happy Water that had escaped from the clutches of the program crew.

"You said this kind of Kuole tastes bad." Ban Gu said with a gloomy face.

Le Nian rolled up his short sleeves to his shoulders and shook his legs: "Yes, but there is no food at home now, which is worse than the underground air-raid shelter in 1 Minute Survival. What's wrong with me asking for half a can of fat house water? "

Ban Gu blinked and diverted his attention, his dark eyes were full of curiosity: "What kind of game is 1 Minute Survival?"

Le Nian raised his chin: "Haha, don't you know? Aren't you Gaowan? Haha, as a Gaowan, as a big touch, as a magician, why do you want to ask me for advice? ?”

After spending countless days and nights making full use of the 24 hours a day, Gu has already comprehended the meaning of various software: "Actually, I can search." He has a magic phone, knows the world, knows the past, Everything can be searched.He took out the phone from his pocket, and even waved it proudly in front of Le Nian's eyes.

Le Nian's pupils shrank, and he shouted angrily at the nearest camera: "Director team, are there any rules for the game? Didn't you say that you are not allowed to bring mobile phones?"

Ban Gu froze there with his mobile phone in his hand, invisible black energy swirled around his body, and his whole body was about to blacken: "Aren't we friends?"

"That's right, so the blessings are shared, and the difficulties are shared." Le Nian gritted his teeth.

Ban Gu pursed his lips tightly, realizing the fragility of friendship and the danger of people's hearts, and silently reached out to move the fat house water and happy water up to his side by five centimeters, adding a little sense of security to himself.

The staff of the program team rushed to hear Le Nian's call.Ban Gu looked at the staff as if they were facing an enemy, weak, pitiful, and helpless.

The staff member who came was the one who received Ban Gu's gold coins. In a short period of time, he had become a brainless fan. Seeing the idol's desolate expression, his heart ached so badly that he could hardly breathe.Relying on his firm will and strong professional ethics, he cruelly snatched the mobile phone from Ban Gu's hand, and then held up a sign: I will definitely keep it for you.

Hahaha, the audience who watched the live broadcast, saw this sign, and immediately turned the table and quit.

"Using power for personal gain, don't think I didn't see the little hearts painted on the sign."

"It's two love hearts, and there's a small one hanging behind it."

"There's even a rippling tail."

"Fork this staff out, what about professionalism."

"Fork it out, whip it a hundred times with a foot of red, fork it out~~~~~"

"Are you still recruiting? I also want to be a staff member to get close to the beautiful boy."

"Hahaha, remember a can of happy water, boys, I will sell you Mama, and I will buy you ten cans."

"Ten cans, Baba will buy ten boxes."

"President Benba promises to pack all the happy water that sells dragons for you."

"I don't drink happy water, but for some reason, I ordered a dozen."

"Happy water pays money quickly." "I double the ice and beg to be on the show"

"Happy water is unhealthy. Concubine Gu, after the year, Kangkang, our snake grass flower water, I can supply it all year round with a wave of my hand."

"The legendary killer Huashen water?"

"The actor next door is harmoniously flipping through the book chatting and exercising, and these two are vying for happiness."

"Friendship is so fragile, it's like paper pork jerky."

"Why do you make such a magical metaphor?"

Amidst the hip-hop jokes of all the sand sculpture netizens, suddenly a few discordant bullet screens popped up.

"Le Nian and this class Gu are not friends at all, are they? Hehe. This Ban Gu is not a newcomer to Shifang, is it?"

"Heh, I didn't expect that Le Nian, who stepped on someone else's head, would be stepped on one day."

"How can there be friendship between these two? Is there a friendship that is false on the screen and rolls your eyes behind the scenes?"

"I don't know what kind of benefactor this group of Gu has got next to. They are so awesome that they have trampled on Le Nian."

"There are people in the circle. Le Nian's sponsor is very good. This is like a ladder. The newcomer has a lot of background."

In a short period of time, Ban Gu captured some Yangou, and a small number of Le Nian's scumbags. Looking at the smoky barrage, he was a little dazed. The entertainment circle is deep, and these trivial words are not true.

On the other hand, Le Nian's little rice cakes are extremely powerful. When they saw the surprisingly beautiful Ban Gu, they thought to themselves that their idols should not be tailors for wedding dresses.Why do you make clothes for the idol you hold?Who is not the eldest lady?Fortunately, the big fans in the group are more rational, and they suppressed them stubbornly, fearing that the younger fans would be impulsive.

Wait until these bullet screens of one black and one black come out.Yep, don't hold back.Sure enough, the way to divert internal conflicts is to create external conflicts. A group of small rice cakes bared their fangs and moved out in groups.

For the sake of justice, for peace, and for the cubs they raise in the cloud, they will put on red cloaks and become righteous keyboard warriors, mouse warriors, tablet warriors, mobile warriors... vowing to crush sunspots into powder.

Jiang Hui, who had been paying attention all the time, looked at the sudden extra bullet screens, and immediately asked his assistant to pay attention to the investigation, while he himself contacted Kucheng.com to check the background data.He bundled Ban Gu and Le Nian together on the show, and there would definitely be discordant voices. This is normal feedback, but this speed is too fast, which is obviously abnormal.

Discussed with Kucheng's program planner again, and screened the questions during the question drawing session to directly expose Ban Gu's identity as a rookie.

The planner originally thought that Jiang Hui wanted him to avoid this problem, but he didn't expect Jiang Laoyao to do the opposite, what a boldness.

Ban Gu and Le Nian are still there, who is the bigger one? Men are childish and unreasonable at all.

"I'm a guest." Ban Gu emphasized, "I brought Kuo Le here."

Le Nian: "Guests do as they please."

"But, isn't this show just for you to entertain me with all your heart?" the class consultant asked directly to the soul.

Le Nian was dumbfounded for a long time before he let out a sigh of relief and said, "I made a list and asked the program team to purchase, but their buyer hasn't come back yet."

Ban Gu regretted: "So I couldn't order takeaway by myself." In this world, besides Lu Cheng, is there anyone more handsome than the delivery boy?Carrying a food box and riding a small electric donkey, it is more powerful than flying through the wind and rain.It’s a pity for Ban Gu, who has to dig through a certain group of things every day even if he doesn’t eat Lexi, a day without takeaway is not a perfect day.

Le Nian also sighed: "The program group wants us to return to tradition, pretentious."

"Yeah." Ban Gu nodded heavily and asked, "Then what did you buy?"

Le Nian raised his eyebrows and acted like a master: "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll like them all. They're stingy with their programs, and I've effectively used the pitifully small start-up capital. It doesn't matter what you eat, I only need three servings of Liangpi , just make do with it.”

Ban Gu felt that this decision was very wise: "Actually, I don't have to eat it." He doesn't need food very much, and he is even a little proud when he thinks about it: there is no one better than him.Lu Cheng made a lot of money meeting a tomb owner like himself.

"I also wrote Fat House Water, family size, two big bottles." Le Nian was even more proud, "I'll let the program crew replace all the remaining funds with triple-A game masterpieces, all of which you have never played. By the way, I can ask for it." Back to the computer game console, what?

How is it?Am I very witty. "

Isn't it trivial to have a good time for the host and guest?

After listening to the dead house class, his eyes were as bright as the brightest star in the Big Dipper. The boat of friendship set sail again, and the plastic flowers began to sprout again.Ban Gu reluctantly contributed half a cup of Fat House Happy Water, poured it into the glass and compared it to the water level, trying to make sure that the two glasses had the same capacity.Le Nian went to the empty refrigerator and shoveled two spoonfuls of ice, and stuffed it into the cup. The half cup of happy water became a full cup.

The audience in front of the screen laughed and said, "Guys, don't you think it's a little too naive?"

Director Chen's beard is full of tough tenderness, and with a high-pitched chicken voice, he urges the staff: "Send in what Le Nian wants." It's impossible to go out to shop.

"I, I, I..." The staff member who became a fan of Ban Gu quickly raised his hand to ask for his order, and he could see his idol up close again. He wanted to draw nine hearts on the board.

Ban Gu tilted his head, looked at the staff member he already knew, and then looked straight at the black box he brought, um... this box seems a bit small, and the weight seems to be wrong.

Le Nian held a Coke and squatted aside expectantly.

The staff first took out three portions of Liangpi.

Both Ban Gu and Le Nian smiled a little, as if there was something going on.

Looking at their warm eyes, the staff was full of guilt, took out an empty can of fat house water from the black box, and pointed to the cups in the hands of Ban Gu and Le Nian, which meant: the share of the two of you was given to you just now. Yes, and it was divided between the two of you.

Ban Gu looked at the empty can, his face full of disbelief, the world was full of malice.

The staff quickly raised the sign again, which said: I can give you a loving hug, and I will show my heart.

The audience in front of the screen had already started to slam their keyboards, roaring: How far can you roll as far as a big-headed ghost?Drag it out, drag it out quickly, and perform castration in a hundred times.

The staff member blushed, a little shy, and continued to take things out of the black box.

Ban Gu's eyes almost pierced through his black box, he didn't think there was a game console hidden here.

Three seconds later, the staff put a small "handheld camera" in Ban Gu's hand.

Ban Gu was stunned for a moment, he didn't recognize it at all, but this seems to be a game console, with left and right buttons.

Amidst the question marks in Ban Gu's head, the staff performed a test, and pressed the left and right keys to let the small plastic trap in the water screen be caught on two small plastic sticks.

Le Nian next to him was shocked: "Did you find it from a museum?"

The staff raised a finger to indicate that there are still more, and continued to dig out, then took out a clockwork frog from the black box, and then faced Ban Gu's envious eyes, took out the phone, and found a BGM: " ... A happy little frog, a happy little frog, la la la la la la la la la la la..."

Amidst the sound of the BGM, the staff wound up the clockwork and put it on the ground, and the tin frog hopped forward.

Before Le Nian got angry, the staff put on a defensive posture, jumped back a little while holding the black box, and raised a finger to show that there was still more.

"If you take out these antiques again, I will die with you immediately." Le Nian grabbed the clockwork frog from the ground and threatened viciously.

Ban Gu... Ban Gu actually thought it was quite fun. He had never seen it before, and he had never played it before. He tried to press the button on the small game console, and the small plastic circle in the water screen floated up and drifted away. , missed.

Seeing that Le Nian was about to turn his back on him, the staff didn't dare to risk his life any more, quickly took out a box, and opened it like offering a treasure.

"Family phone?" Le Nian helped back his dropped chin, "Is your program team the little black next door? Can you order the ones from the last few years? I don't even have a cassette."

The staff winked and took another cassette from his pocket.Then, taking small steps, Lingbo drifted away.

The audience in front of the screen was laughing almost to the bottom of the table, and the screen was full of "hahaha" except for "hahaha." It seemed that they would never type any other words except hahaha.

When Ban Gu and Le Nian moved to play with clockwork frogs at the dining table by the window, everyone asked again: Quickly add the BGM of "Little Leaping Frog".

Taking advantage of this gap, Le Nian put his arm around Ban Gu's shoulders, and answered the audience's question: "Is Ban Gu a newcomer from Shifang? Yes, I brought him in, a direct junior brother, a direct relative."

"Is the relationship good?" Le Nian smiled, "Of course it's good." The class master, with golden thighs, must hold on tightly.

"I like Le Nian very much." Ban Gu said honestly, "Although he is very good at playing games."

Le Nian was about to protest, when he saw a huge black bullet screen suddenly pulled across the screen, "Is your relationship with Qi Shu good?" While he was in a daze, the string of bullet screens changed from one line to two lines, and from two lines to Formed into four lines, it filled the entire screen in less than a second, "Ban...Gu..."

Ban Gu came over, frowned, stretched out his finger and tapped the screen lightly, the dense black bullet screen disappeared instantly, revealing the colorful bullet screen covered underneath.

The whole process only lasted a second or two. Sand sculpture netizens thought it was a problem caused by some sunspot, and Kucheng.com quickly asked technicians to check the abnormal data.Jiang Hui frowned, the barrage was obviously aimed at Le Nian, but it was a bit strange, why did it involve Qi Shu?Is it using Qi Shu to make trouble, or is it really related to Qi Shu.

Ban Gu calmly twisted the frog, and said in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, what you see with your eyes may not be true, it's an illusion, a lie."

Le Nian is extremely fortunate to be with Ban Gu, feeling overwhelmed with security.

The live broadcast was not affected in the slightest by this little episode. Within a few minutes, everyone started to continue all kinds of gossip and gossip. Because of the genius of the program group, the number of viewers skyrocketed, and related entries went out of the circle in the first place.

Chen Yu stared at the computer, and his anger made him irritable. He even threw the desk and the computer on the ground, and turned around in the room like a trapped animal.

This world is not fair, those who are powerful but useless are all those who go through the back door, such as Le Nian and class Gu, they are all fucking asses and go through the back door.

He raked his hair with his hands, lit a cigarette, saw the manager calling, took a deep breath, picked up the phone, and said a little flatteringly: "Brother Wang, what do you want me for? Interview with the third male? That's great." Yes, when is it, I will prepare well. I know, I know, thank you for your hard work, Brother Wang."

As soon as the phone was hung up, Chen Yu changed his face in an instant, kicked over the trash can, and cursed angrily: "You bastard, I call you Brother Sheng, I really think I am a brother, even the surnamed Jiang dead monster. The third male , male third, play your mother's third male?"

He was furious in the room, and Chen Yanan, who came back at some time, came in silently, saw a mess inside, and began to tidy it up slowly.

"Where did you die? I raised a dog and the fuck knows how to go home? What about you? Huh? Are you worse than a dog?" Chen Yu scolded, "What kind of water-breaking army did you hire? Is there any use for it? Don't just Staring at the live broadcast platform, are they shitting? They only squat in one hole? There are so many other platforms, don’t you know what to do?”

With a pale face, Chen Yanan silently picked up the glass shards of the glass carefully and threw them into the trash can.Her finger was accidentally cut by the glass, and the dripping blood formed a puddle on the floor.

Chen Yu was slightly stunned, disgusted: "Hey, are you blind? Your finger is bleeding."

Chen Yanan heard the words, glanced at it, didn't care at all, and picked up the pieces one by one on his own: "It's okay,

A little wound. "

"Are you sick? Or pretend to be pitiful? I don't have a bandage or what?" Chen Yu sneered.

Chen Yanan put the last piece of debris in the trash can, stood up, and walked to Qi Yu.She is only 1.5 meters three and four at most, thin and small, standing in front of Qi Yu, who is more than 1.8 meters, looks even thinner.

She said, "Brother Chen, I thought of a way to help you."

"what?"

"Brother Chen."

"what?"

"What do you think the show can't go on?" Chen Yanan asked.

"You don't believe me when I say you're stupid? Do you know the background of Kucheng? Do you know how much money was spent on hiring people for this show? Do you fucking know how much you invested? Can you talk through your head?" Chen Yu Disgusted, "I have nothing to do, read some books."

"I really have a solution." Chen Yanan suddenly stretched out a hand and invited, "Brother Chen, come here."

Chen Yu glanced at Chen Yanan like a slug, and didn't plan to talk nonsense to her in disgust: "Get out, I don't want to see you again today." He turned around to leave the study, but for some reason, his feet were like It's like being nailed to the ground, and you can't pull it out.

His body seemed to give birth to its own consciousness, betraying his brain.Chen Yu was horrified to find that he had put his hand on Chen Yanan's palm. He saw that Chen Yanan smiled at him as usual, and the corners of his lips parted slightly, with a little fear and a little timidity, A little fawning.

This smile, which hadn't changed at all, made his whole scalp explode.

He let Chen Yanan lead him uncontrollably, walked out of the study, passed the living room, and at the entrance, Chen Yanan helped him sit on the shoe stool, gently helped him put on his shoes, then helped him up, and took the car key.

The elevator goes down from floor to floor and goes straight into the underground parking lot.

Chen Yanan pressed the key from a distance, his car barked a few times in response, and the lights flashed twice.

Fuck, what the hell are you trying to do.Chen Yu scolded,

But, no sound.

He followed Chen Yanan like a puppet, got into the cab of the car, started the car himself, and drove the car out of the parking lot.

Chen Yanan sat in the back seat, as if thinking of something pleasant, said quietly: "Brother Chen, I wanted to kill Ban Gu for you, but I didn't seem to be able to. Since he can't die, why don't you let Brother Chen die?" .”

Chen Yu was so horrified that his internal organs were all tangled together. He wanted to curse, beg for mercy, cry, and call the police... But his body was like a prison, locking his soul inside, and he could only do whatever he wanted. Drive the car by yourself and send yourself to the Avenue of Death.

The car stopped in front of a community, this is... the community where Le Nian lives.

Chen Yu didn't know how they got in, let alone how he got up. When he got a little rational from his panic, he found that he and Chen Yanan were standing on the edge of the roof platform.

Chen Yanan smiled at him again.

Chen Yu just wanted to yell, but he found that instead of being able to yell, he even laughed along with Chen Yanan.

"Hey..." Chen Yanan sighed, and said slowly, "I'm a useless person, I'm uneducated, my hands and feet are clumsy, I can't speak well, and I have to use a calculator to add and subtract hundreds of digits. Leave Brother Chen, I can't survive at all."

You are useful, you are smart, and you will have a good time if you leave... Chen Yu shouted silently, but he couldn't utter a word, and there was even a smile on his face, and he felt Chen Yanan holding his hand again , a force, his body sank.

The smiling him and the smiling Chen Yanan fell from the sky together.