How to raise a white bone spirit [Entertainment circle]

Ban Gu Yuyu's little emotions were greatly soothed by Lucheng's phone calls and all-night games. The next day, he was a good bone with high spirits, carrying a can of happy fat house water, and happily continued his life Practice class for newcomers.

I only feel sorry for his downstairs resident, a small Chinese who has returned to China for development. He didn't sleep for a whole night. The darkness gave imagination 72 pairs of wings.

In the clacking sound, the little Chinese thinks of his deceased grandma. She once told him a ghost story: the ghost who lost his head used his own skull to play dice with others to find a substitute.If the person loses, the head-lost ghost says: You lose, you have to give me your life, and the person dies; if the person wins, the head-lost ghost says: You win, and I give you my life.Then the person dies again.

The more the little Chinese thought about it, the more frightened he was. He was afraid that a ghost would come down upstairs and ask him to play dice. The next day, he held his panda eyes and dragged his teammates to cry in the cafeteria. On top of that, the words loosely describe the night's horrific experience.

The teammates didn't feel terrible when they heard it, and even wanted to laugh, so they casually comforted: "There are people living in the dormitory upstairs, maybe they are really throwing dice."

The little Chinese has gone crazy, and insisted: "It's really throwing bones, cluck blah blah, blah blah."

Behind them was an intern holding the spoon tremblingly, patting the little Chinese on the shoulder, and shaking his voice: "Last~night~ I saw the elevator come up by itself, opened the door by itself, and no one came out."

The two little sand sculpture artists looked at each other with horror on their faces, and with a "woohoo", they simply hugged each other and shivered.

The culprit, Ban Gu, had no idea that he had made a friendship. He was innocently staring at the host of the lead film of "Friends Come to My House".

"Ban Gu, what do you value most, eating, drinking, playing, or having fun?" The host asked with a smile as he passed the microphone in front of Ban Gu, and by the way learned what beauty crit is.Jiang Laoyao is so good at poaching people, she can find the top-quality beautiful boy from any corner.The beautiful boy is not only good-looking, but also has the characteristics of being cool and sweatless, which is close to coolness.

After hearing the question, Ban Gu fell into the difficulty of choosing, and his tangled brows were all wrinkled together.

The host immediately turned into a mother fan and released a voice: "Is it hard to choose?"

Ban Gu thought for a long time again: "I like to drink ice cream while playing games the most, can't I choose both?"

Your life is really unhealthy!The host was cruel and said: "You can only choose one." Ban Gu's choice will affect the props provided by the program group to Le Nian.

Ban Gu weighed it up: "I choose to drink." Anyway, he still has a mobile phone, a tablet, and a handheld, and he can even bring his computer with him, which doesn't affect his ability to drink and play at all.

The host looked at the obvious cunning on his face, and continued to ask: "Do you think Le Nian knows your choice?"

Although I haven't known Le Nian for a long time, Ban Gu still has this confidence, and nodded immediately: "Le Nian definitely knows."

The host smiled meaningfully, and took a photo with Ban Gu after the interview. One couldn't hold back, and stroked Ban Gu's long hair, wow, it was silky smooth, it was chocolate...it was on stage.

Le Nian does know what Ban Gu likes, and Ban Gu's little hobbies can be seen through at a glance.The Tiandu community is Le Nian and Yuanye's safe haven, so it is natural to keep it secret, and it is impossible to bring the show there.For this reason, Le Nian cleaned up his spare house, pulled a cart of clothes, and then pulled a cart of daily necessities, photos, and books.He also turned on the fire specially, trying to make the house a little smokey.

Then Le Nian was packed like a fugitive, and headed straight for Electronics City with his assistant bodyguards, equipped with everything from handhelds to VR game consoles to consoles, computers, even the keyboard and mouse were equipped with e-sports grade.

Le Nian's assistant Xiao Cai looked at the study room that looked like an Internet cafe box, and was a little dumbfounded, and asked, "Brother Nian, can this work?"

Le Nian raised his hand: "This is the configuration of our house."

After finishing the study, Le Nian rushed to the supermarket aggressively, bought several carbonated drinks and various snacks, and hid the boxes and cabinets in a mess. He was sure that he hadn't missed anything, so he notified the program team to come over and install the camera.

The chief director of "Friends Come to My House" is called Chen Yuanyuan, who has the same name and surname as the beauty who fascinated Wu Sangui, but has a bear's physique and a chicken's voice.

Early in the morning, Director Chen brought a group of staff to Le Nian's residence like a gangster. In fact, the filming had already started at this time, and the clipping was the preview.Director Chen first walked around inside and out, and then gave an order in a soft voice, and Le Nian's house was turned upside down.

These staff members were probably former agents, and none of the Kuole hidden by Le Nian was spared, and even the cans hidden in the shoebox were dug out and taken away.In the kitchen, the raw and cold fresh vegetables that Le Nian filled in yesterday and the whole bag of snacks in the cabinet were put into the incubator.

Le Niansheng had nothing to love, and said, "I just bought this, it's very fresh."

The staff did not speak, but mechanically took out a sign that read: Yiyou portable incubator, you and I deserve it.

Le Nian was shocked: "You guys advertised so quickly? This is too hard." He didn't give up, "Then I have to save some."

The staff came over with a blank expression and took out another sign: the spring breeze blows, the drums of war are beating, and the food will not be returned.

Le Nian struggled: "Who loses it?"

The staff took out another sign, and Le Nian took a closer look. Well, it was a detailed and orderly list, not even a packet of chewing gum, and it was well recorded.The staff waited for him to finish reading, then turned over a piece of paper: We are professionals.

Go to Nima's major.

Director Chen Yuanyuan took penguin steps, and then pointed to the study room: "It's not okay to have so many computers, and neither are game consoles. They have to be accepted."

Le Nian quit now, playing tricks: "Your program group wants to be real, this is my reality, that's how my house is arranged, I like to put two identical computers, play with one and watch the other, mine Life is such a luxury."

Chen Yuanyuan didn't care about him, and promptly urged the staff: "Put it away, be careful, don't break it, it's expensive at first sight."

The staff found the packing box from the utility room and held up a sign: Report to the director, the packing box and even the foam are brand new.

Chen Yuanyuan led the staff to pay attention to Le Nian, Le Nian smiled a few times, reluctantly said: "Pack it up, put it all away." He took his assistant bodyguards, and he was busy all day.

Compared with Le Nian's chicken flying dog diving, Guo Zhen, the veteran actor of the same period, is much warmer. He showed the program team a meticulous home decoration, and there is a whole considerable number of photo walls. By the way, recall the glory of the past .

Two trailers with completely different styles were released on Cool Orange, and the effect was excellent.

Guo Yingdi is tender and affectionate. Fans look at their favorite idols from teenagers to middle-aged, recalling the youth running under the sunset in the past, touching the gradually protruding belly, the increasingly thinning hair, and the bear who eats poor old women. child.What a fucking and sweet life journey.

When it was over, Actor Guo sat on his sofa, took a sip of authentic wolfberry tea, and sang "The Hill", sublimating himself and his fans.

In contrast, Le Nian's side is superficial, and the barrage is full of "Fuck, is the mention of fat house water serious?"

"It's not for drinking, it's for bathing." "Maybe it's for flushing the toilet."

"Those game consoles, that computer, I'm sick."

"The video game equipment is absolutely new? It can be inferred from this

The friends invited by Duan Le Nian must be dead house. "

"Dead house? Black-rimmed glasses, big T-shirt, fat shorts, fat house water?"

"Nine out of ten homeboys are fat. I bet, most of Le Nian's friends are fat."

"Fart, I'm also a nerd, why is I such a thin bamboo stick, your stereotype is still discriminatory?"

"Come, come, let's make a bet, is Le Nian's friend a macho?"

"Is the staff not going to talk?"

"The show is too cruel. It's not easy to hide so much happiness when letting Le Nian go."

"I ordered an incubator and am planning to go camping."

"The keyboard is arranged."

"The logo on the keyboard is coded, how do you know what brand it is?"

"The ones in front are not like-minded." "1" "2" "15"

"The actor Guo next door even gave up coffee, but we moved back to the fat house water in a supermarket, boy, drinking Kuole water is very happy, but it's not good for the skin."

"I seriously doubt that Le Nian is prepared for friends. Have you ever drunk Kuo Le in so many Reuters?"

"That's right, Le Nian never said that his favorite drink is happy water, unless I'm a fake fan."

"But... maybe Le Nian's friend is really a nerd."

"We are little rice cakes. As long as Zai Zai's friends are good people, it doesn't matter if they are a Zhai!"

"What kind of friends can Le Nian have? No one knows what happened to Qi Shu." Heizi flew over with a bullet screen, immediately setting off a scuffle.

The little rice cakes of Le Nian worked together to pinch Hei Zi away. Although they won a complete victory, they were still worried, for fear that Le Nian's friends in the house would make demon moths.A group of teenage girls were worried about this son, Le Nian.

Although Le Nian's situation was a bit small, the laughter was surprisingly good. Director Chen Yuanyuan gave Jiang Hui a big thumbs up.

Jiang Hui raised his chin in a noble and glamorous way, thinking: All the artists under my mother can stand in the C position and stand out from the crowd.Throwing away the phone, sat next to Ban Gu, and asked curiously: "Little Ban Gu, what are you doing? I'm nervous about being on the show. Have you memorized all the information about Le Nian?" Sigh, these two seem very close But it turned out to be a plastic friendship. Don’t expose it on the show. Today’s young people have sharp eyes, and each one is comparable to Sherlock Holmes. Every little clue can reveal the cause, process, and result.

Ban Gu was earnest, annoyed, and painstakingly writing on his mobile phone. It was still in traditional Chinese. He was incapable of pinyin and hadn't learned it yet: "I wrote it all down. I'm not nervous. I'm thinking about what gift to bring. Go to Le Nian's house as a guest." Even if you are doing a show, you can't come to the door empty-handed, it's too rude.

Jiang Hui wondered what was going on: "Whatever, if you buy a bouquet of flowers, you can buy lucky bamboo. It will bring you a lot of money, and you won't die if you raise it."

"Lucky Bamboo?"

Jiang Hui stretched out his little finger, pointing to the lush green plants in the glass bottle on one side: "Look, the breath of life rushing toward you."

"Is it expensive?" Class consultant.He is a debtor, and now he still "ows" money to the Mu Lao in Lucheng City. Although according to the ban, the money is his own, he still can't do whatever he wants.Lu Cheng left early and returned late, it was very hard work.

"It's not expensive, one or two yuan a piece, and two or 30 yuan can buy a lot."

"Hmm...it seems too cheap." Ban Gu, who was sitting in an underground palace with gold and silver treasures, couldn't care less about a few bamboos.Jiang Hui is not very reliable, so I'd better ask Lucheng Insurance.

Lu Chenghui: This is my heart, it doesn't need to be too precious, but I have to pay attention to whether it is suitable to appear on the show.After thinking about it, ask your agent.

Ban Gu held up the phone to Jiang Hui and asked him to read Lu Cheng's reply.

Jiang Hui was very satisfied. Although Boss Lu was not easy to get along with, he was still very reasonable. The parents of the cash cow were so rational, which made Jiang Huilong very happy. What, I'll help you prepare."

Ban Gu didn't trust Jiang Hui very much, he didn't want to give Le Nian a bouquet of flowers at all, Le Nian was the first friend he made, he had to treat him well, he just got rid of him with a few lucky bamboos, that's too dishonest.

In order not to be rude when going to a friend's house for the first time, Ban Gu ran back to his underground palace under the pretext of going to the bathroom, and plunged into the pile of funerary objects to search for inexpensive but sincere gifts, and finally found one. The chubby little jade owl excitedly went back and showed it to Jiang Hui: "Is this okay?"

Jiang Hui took it, wondering: "Aren't you going to the bathroom?" Where did you find the gift.

"I'm going back to the dormitory." Ban Gu lied weakly.

Jiang Hui didn't doubt him: "No wonder I've been there for so long." Touching the antique jade ornament in his hand, it's slippery and feels very good to the touch. Is it this shape, a carved owl?How did you get so fat?Those who make imitations are not professional at all.Return the little jade owl to Ban Gu, "That's right, it's quite interesting, I'll prepare another box for you."

On the day of the official filming of the live broadcast, Jiang Hui, Qiao Min and the makeup artist put Ban Gu in front of the dressing table early in the morning.The makeup artist stared at Ban Gu's face, looked left and right, and Ban Gu's eyeballs followed her shaking head, turning left and right.

Jiang Hui was angry: "Can you find diamonds on Ban Gu's face?"

The makeup artist held Ban Gu affectionately, sobbing: "Little Ban Gu, tell my sister, are you human? You stayed up late drinking Kuo Le, but you have baby skin. Woohoo, you don't need me at all. "

"I... I'm really not human." Ban Gu nodded.

The makeup artist shouted: "I don't want to be a human anymore."

Jiang Hui rolled his eyes: "Don't be poor, hurry up."

The makeup artist felt that he was useless, and Ban Gu was a boy, so he didn't need to put on makeup like an actress, so in order to cope with the camera's exhaustion, he used some shadow powder to emphasize the three-dimensional effect of the face.Just wear Ban Gu's own personal clothes for clothes, Lu Cheng's vision is not covered, low-key little luxury and seemingly simple delicacy.

Ban Gu stood there and watched Qiao Min and the others tidy him up, not at all uncomfortable, his posture was obviously the one used to being served.

Jiang Hui looked at the little money tree he had dug, and the more he looked at it, the more he was satisfied. It's not bad, it's necessary to become popular.

Ban Gu is an amateur, and it is his first time on the show, Jiang Hui is worried, and plans to follow Ban Gu himself for a short period of time.

Listening to Jiang Hui's nagging, Ban Gu took the time to send a flying letter to Lu Cheng: I'm on my way.He thought it was too early and Lu Cheng was still sleeping.Unexpectedly, Lu Cheng came back immediately: "I'm on the road is a bit ambiguous...you can change it to: I'm leaving."

Ban Gu is as good as a stream: I'm leaving.With a little hope: Lu Cheng, do you know how to watch the live broadcast?

Lu Chenghui: Watch it when you have time.

Ban Gu raised the corner of his mouth and poked Jiang Hui triumphantly: "Lu Cheng said he would watch the live broadcast when he has time."

Jiang Hui stared: "What? Shouldn't he watch the whole thing? Just use a few fragments of time to watch? No conscience."

Ban Gu scolded: "Lu Cheng needs to work."

Jiang Hui snorted coldly: "Nonsense, I'm going to be a faint king at this time."

Ban Gu said seriously: "No, you have to be responsible."

Jiang Hui didn't expect his little cash cow to be so considerate, he felt a little sour and a little proud.

The two of them went to the underground parking lot while talking nonsense. Before getting into the car, Ban Gu saw Chen Yanan getting off his little red car.

She still looked thin, pale, and humble. When she saw them, she forced a smile, lowered her head, and left in a hurry.

The make-up artist knew a little about the inside story, and frowned in disgust: "Chen Yu is probably using his little assistant again. A big man looks like a dog, but he is a smart guy."

Ban Gu took a deep look at Chen Yanan and sniffled his nose. He seemed to smell a bit of stench, but he was too far away to smell it clearly.

Chen Yanan seems to have been in contact with the nightmare?He was a little worried, thought about it, and notified Zhu Xiao.

Jiang Hui threw Ban Gu at the side entrance of Le Nian Community, and they went back to the main entrance to meet the program crew.A member of the entourage asked Jiang Hui puzzledly: "Brother Hui, can you let Ban Gu go up like this?"

Jiang Hui: "Let the children see the darkness and meanness of the program group."

Kucheng.com’s live broadcast has already started, and it happens to be a holiday. Most of the small rice cakes are student parties, and they waited for the live broadcast room to start broadcasting early. An F5, the screen jumped, and a barrage of bullets came.

Le Nian has gotten used to the camera in the past two years, struggled to get up on the bed, washed and tidied up, and took time to interact with the audience.

The barrage frenziedly bombarded "Lenian, is your friend a nerd?" "Lenian, you are gone, what do you treat your friends with?" "Lenian, be bold and show off your abs." "Lenian , is your friend a fat man?"

Le Nian said: "Zayzhai...is it a bit nerdy?" He smiled at the camera, "My friend is a beautiful boy, a super beautiful boy."

As soon as the doorbell rang, the beautiful boy Ban Gu officially appeared on the stage. The audience watching the live broadcast was silent for a full second, resulting in a small blank in the densely packed barrage.

They thought that Le Nian was bragging, but they didn't expect that he was really a beautiful boy, beautiful without walls in two or three dimensions, with a slightly weird temperament, and they could make up all kinds of strange tales just by looking at him.

A second later, a bullet screen flew over "Ah, I am painless to be a mother." The second "Mom, I am in love." The third "I am getting married, my invitation has been printed "My husband is so handsome." "Father, our son will have long hair in the future."...

A group of Yangou held a carnival party, what could make you feel more happy and take off early in the morning than seeing a handsome guy?If there is, it's two handsome guys.

However, why does the beautiful boy have to pull a suitcase?