I crashed after dating my rival online

"Ming Jin!"

The girl in the delicate princess dress ran over with the hem of the skirt in small steps. Her lips, soaked in hydrating lip glaze, opened and closed slightly, like peach petals in spring, charming and bright.

For some reason, Ming Jin suddenly remembered the people upstairs.

That person had a good appearance with red lips and white teeth. He didn't need to go through elaborate grooming, but he was also a good-looking person who could catch people's hearts at a glance.

Song Yiran didn't know that his heart had already passed through the crowd and went straight to the second floor, and said softly: "I haven't seen you for a long time, can we go to the viewing platform to talk?"

She and Ming Jin were alumni of junior high school. At that time, the teenagers hadn't grown up yet, and they could already get a glimpse of Qingjun's good looks in the future.Take a look at him at the banquet tonight, he is tall and elegant, he stands out from the crowd.

Ming Jin glanced at her blushing cheeks, thinking that if it is not resolved once and for all, it will be troublesome in the future, so he reached out and raised the vial in his hand, and nodded apologetically: "Sorry, my friend was drunk upstairs, I still Bring the hangover soup up."

With so many waiters in the Jinghe mansion, you still need to run up and down to get the hangover soup?Why do friends take it so seriously?

Song Yiran almost subconsciously had such a question in her heart, she looked at the small bottle in Ming Jin's hand, and said unintentionally, "Is An Ni drunk?"

"An Ni is my cousin." Ming Jin said with a pale face, "My friend has a bad temper, and gets more rowdy when he's drunk. I'm sorry I can't accompany you. I'll go up first, goodbye."

His tone was unhurried, but his actions revealed a hint of urgency, as if he would cause some trouble to his precious friend if he said a few words with her here.Song Yiran bit her lip and stamped her feet unwillingly.

Little did she know that she was really right.

In just half an hour when Ming Jin went downstairs to prepare the hangover soup, Lu Huang got into some kind of disaster.

When Ming Jin went in, he found that Fu Yin had already run away, and the others were standing far away, only Lu Wang was sitting at the table by himself, with a big cake that couldn't be seen in its original shape in front of him.

His eyes first glanced around on the sofa, but he didn't see his own things, and then turned to the cake that was too spoiled to eat, and he saw two things.

The phone is buried deep in the middle of the cake, with only a black corner exposed.

The glasses have been folded into four parts, the two lenses stand in front, and the frame is inserted in the back, like two feet.

The culprit was sitting cross-legged in front of the cake, with his fingers tucked together on his knees, with a benevolent expression on his face, and he was still muttering words.

When he got close, he heard him read a string of birdsong that even the "dead" could not understand.

"Squeeze the nest~Abduction realm~Hold the nest~"

Ming Jin was almost laughed at by him, he stepped forward and lifted him up on the sofa, sat down beside him and began to ask: "This is the second mobile phone, how can you compensate me?"

"Amitabha." Lu Wang folded his hands together, shook his head and sighed: "Their fate should be like this, the poor monk has already saved them, presumably they have gone to the Western Paradise at this moment, don't need to be sad."

Bai Yinyue, who was sobering up by the window, looked over vigilantly, fearing that his brother would be sent to the Paradise of Paradise in the next second.

Obviously, Ming Jin didn't want to be angry with the idiot. He looked at the phone that had been repaired, couldn't help but reach out and slap Lu Wang's clasped palms, and said softly, "Drink the hangover soup first."

"Hey! Goblin! How dare you beat up the poor monk, and look at me, King Kong—"

Little Monk Lu stood up abruptly, before he could use his vajra palm, the big goblin grabbed his arm. He stood on the sofa trembling twice, but he still couldn't resist the high-level goblin. was suddenly pulled down.

Thin shoulders bumped into the big goblin's chest, and the two grunted at the same time.

"Does it hurt?" Ming Jin grabbed his shoulder and rubbed it lightly twice.

He had a gentle voice, as if he was coaxing a wronged child, Lu Wang pursed his lips, and meditated: Human monsters have different ways, and he said coldly: "The poor monk has the blessing of Buddha, it doesn't hurt!"

"I can't tell that Brother Lu still likes to play this kind of role play after he's drunk." Ji Jing whispered in Bai Yinyue's ear.

Bai Yinyue sneered: "There are more exciting things!"

According to what he knew about his brother, half an hour later, it would be an auspicious time for his brother to spread his wings and fly in the wind.

At this moment, Lu Wang was before his ascension, and his heart was far less cold and unsympathetic than that of an immortal. He reached out and poked Ming Jin's shoulder, looked up for a long time, and then muttered: "The little goblin is beautiful, if not The poor monk is about to cultivate into a Buddha body, and he will return to the vulgar world and fall into the world of mortals with you."

The little fairy looked down at him: "It's not too late."

"That won't work!" Lu Wang resolutely shook his head: "The poor monk must abide by the Buddhist precepts, otherwise his success will fall short and he will be rejected by Buddhism. My original wife, Quan Xiayouzhi, will definitely blame me."

Why did you bring out the original wife again... Ming Jin laughed: "Aren't you a monk? Why are you still married to someone else?"

"Little goblin, I don't know much!" Lu Wang poked his chin, "Before the poor monk became a monk, he had a little wife, who was cute, well-behaved, gentle and kind, and treated the poor monk very well. The poor monk was in a bad mood when he leaned on the pillow, so he followed the poor monk and uttered bad words without principle. The poor monk got up every morning and went to sleep at night, and he could receive his gentle greetings. He accompanied me through a period of loneliness. It's a pity, my little wife's life is not good, and she passed away early."

"..." Ming Jin didn't know that his online dating partner would end up like this in Little Monk Lu's script, but the identity of "Original Wife" pleased him.

After all, it is far better than "No.18 Concubine".

Lu Wang covered his face and wept softly: "His wish before death is to hope that the poor monk will have a great fortune and a great future, so the poor monk must not let him down!"

He leaned forward, his eyes burst into an extremely captivating light: "Go forward for love, persevere! Gods block and kill gods, Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!"

"Okay!" Ji Jing and Bai Yinyue applauded at the same time, wishing they could kneel down and kowtow three times to their sister-in-law whom they hadn't met.

"Shameful thing!" Lin Chen held his forehead and said to An Min, "There is Ming Jin here, let's retreat first! I'm a little sleepy."

"Okay." An Min obeyed him unconditionally, and before leaving, he didn't forget to mention An Ni, who was lying on the side, poking randomly with her mobile phone.

An Ni leaned in his arms, and waved inside when she went out: "See you tomorrow!"

The voice was soft and sweet... Bai Yinyue reached out and shook his hand out of nowhere, and when he realized it, the door was already closed.He curled up his fingers and rubbed his nose covertly.

At this moment, he heard a "beep" sound sharply.

Bai Yinyue turned his head: "You!"

"Hush!" Ji Jing put the phone back into his pocket guiltily, and begged him, "Can you just be blind for a second?"

"After you photographed my brother drunk, you became impatient."

"I didn't shoot for myself." Ji Jing muttered, isn't he doing it for his brother?

Look at his brother's gentle and crooked appearance, probably I haven't seen it in 800 years, I love Lu Ge's coquettish and idiot appearance so much!So he had to help record it so that his brother could enjoy it later.

On the other side, Ming Jin managed to coax Lu Huang to open his mouth, but he insisted on asking Jingui once, and muttered, "The sugar water is not good, the sugar water is not sweet enough", but he refused to take a second sip.Ming Jin had no choice but to continue coaxing him: "Hey, drink up everything in here, and I'll take you to see your little wife."

"Really?" Lu Wang's eyes sparkled, "Aren't you lying?"

Ming Jin stared at him thoughtfully: "Is that why you want to see him?"

"You heartless little fairies can't understand human feelings." Lu Wang curled his lips and poured down a bottle of sugar water without hesitation, then reached out and grabbed his sleeve, staring straight at him. with him.

Seeing his eyes made his heart burn, Ming Jin couldn't help but get closer, pressed him on the back of the sofa, and lied to him in a low voice: "You are a human, he is a ghost, if you want to see him, you have to pay for it." Great price."

"What price?" Lu Hua said anxiously: "As long as I can see him, the poor monk will not hesitate!"

Ming Jin suddenly felt that he was a little bit bad, but he managed to catch an opportunity, and if he wasn't bad, he would be sorry for Lu Wang's tossing himself drunk.He stretched out his hand and scratched the soft flesh on Lu Wang's chin, and said softly, "Kiss me, and I will take you to see him."

"no!"

"That's not okay? Just now I said that I don't hesitate."

"I can't betray him just because I want to see him!" Lu Huang glared at him angrily: "You have no morals, and you only seduce married men!"

Ming Jin approached with a smile: "Well, do you want to take the bait?"

With a faint smell of wine, the hot air sprayed on the side of the chin maliciously, Lu Wangwan wanted to reach out to scratch the itchy place, but Ming Jin easily held down his hand.

He grunted and looked at him questioningly.

In less than half a minute, he lost his mind, thinking that this little goblin was so pretty, no wonder he was so unscrupulous, even a Buddhist monk like him dared to attack.

Moist peach blossom eyes stared slightly, he tried to outline the appearance of the little fairy with serious eyes.The so-called 'what you see is what you think', if his heart is clear and stable enough, then the face in front of him is just a beautiful landscape painting, not a seductive skin full of provocation or even lust.

He was uneasy, but the little goblin had seen through him and wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue him.

His back fell into the soft sofa, and Lu Wang subconsciously wanted to reach out to subdue the little goblin, but this guy's magic skills are superior to him!Lu Wang hurriedly shouted: "Form is emptiness and emptiness is form, you are a big bastard!"

Ming Jin's eyes were fixed: "Curse again?"

"Big bastard, big bastard—fuck!"

Lu Wang snorted lowly, because the little goblin bit his chin angrily, it didn't hurt, but it was tingling and numb.

In the end, the place where he was bitten was slightly comforted by the warm breath, Lu Wang trembled all over, couldn't help but bumped his head against it, and shouted: "Shameless little monster, die!"

Ming Jin quickly covered his head with his eyes and hands, and pressed him into his arms. When he sensed that he was about to fuss again, he reached out and pinched his cheeks, threatening in a low voice: "I heard that the yang energy of a monk is the most nourishing. If you don't obey , the little goblin is about to suck Yang energy."

The author has something to say: Monk Lu: Awww!Look, I've taken you, you goblin!

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