For the sake of my brother debut, I decided to become a Uranus superstar

It was a night when the four in the dormitory had nothing to do.

You You was paralyzed on the bed with the quilt in his hands, watching a video with his mobile phone in one hand, and holding a dumbbell in the other hand, lifting it repeatedly.Lu Zhenglin was leaning on a chair with his legs bent and reading a book, and Luo Xiao sitting next to him was writing calculations with his head down and a pen. On the tablet in front of him, there was a bald middle-aged man in a white shirt with his trouser belt pulled up to his beer belly. I am excitedly tapping the blackboard with a triangular ruler: "Connect PD, make an auxiliary line, do you understand? Then this question has an idea, what is the point of PD? Angle bisector! The nature of the angle bisector... "

Lin Suyu, who used the dormitory climbing pole as a leg press behind Luo Xiao, was flipping through the Chinese textbooks in his hand, listening to music with an earphone plugged in.

Suddenly, Youyou turned over: "I said, today is too boring... shall we play a game?"

Lu Zhenglin raised his head: "What are you playing?"

"Do you want to eat chicken?"

Luo Xiao was still staring at the video, shaking her head and refusing: "I don't know, I haven't played before."

"I haven't played either."

Although the chicken eating game is all the rage recently, 100 game characters are put into an isolated island, and they shoot the enemy by picking up weapons until they become the last survivor and get the game victory congratulations of "good luck, eat chicken tonight". I have also heard about it, but the two of them have always been out of touch with the trend. Lin Suyu's mobile phone does not even have a game, which can be regarded as a genuine game.

"It's okay, it's okay, A Lin and I will take you, we are in the fourth row today." You Yi patted his chest and assured, "A Lin and I are both masters, you just need to follow us to pick up equipment! I will protect you." you!"

Lu Zhenglin said: "You two play the game first, wait for Ah Xiao to finish watching this video before playing."

"Okay... I still have 10 minutes to finish, wait for me." Luo Xiao turned on the phone and started to download the game.

Lin Suyu turned to Lu Zhenglin with a smile and said, "Brother Lu, take me?"

Lu Zhenglin replied with a smile: "Anyway, I will enter the game later, so don't follow me, or I will turn around and bludgeon you first."

Seeing that these two people were about to start barking each other with smiles on their faces, You Yi quickly patted Lu Zhenglin: "A Lin, what are you talking about, teammates can't hurt each other, why are you so sudden?"

"Just kidding." Lu Zhenglin shrugged, "I'll go wash up first, and concentrate on playing games later."

10 minutes passed in a flash, Youyou shouted: "A Lin, come quickly, log on to the game... A Xiao, A Su, choose the second district, report the game ID to me, and I will pull you into the room."

"Okay... I've finished building the character." Luo Xiao looked at the invitation that popped up on the screen, and replied with hesitation, "Brother Yi, is your name 'You may die if I fight this way'?"

"Yeah, very domineering, right?" You Yi happily replied, and then the system's prompt made his expression freeze.

[System prompt: Player "Spicy Xiao Lobster" has accepted your invitation]

What the hell is that name!

[System prompt: Player "Trace Rain" has accepted your invitation]

Lin Suyu's name is more normal...

Seeing that Spicy Xiao Lobster actually chose a black model and dyed his coquettish white hair, You Yi finally couldn't help complaining: "I said, Ah Xiao, can't the model you choose be normal? What do you want to do when you choose a black man? Does the night map automatically gain the invisibility effect?"

Luo Xiao said wrongly: "I chose the default modeling of the system..."

"You treat me as blind, Ah Su chose the default model..."

Lin Suyu raised his hand and said, "No, no, brother Yi, that spicy lobster is me. Choose a black man to model, so it's convenient to enter the game and sing raps for everyone."

You Yi almost choked on his own saliva, and pointed at Luo Xiao with trembling fingers: "So, your name is Su Xingyu?"

Don't you two really feel awkward playing with different names like this?

as well as--

"In the killing and elimination game, what on earth did you think to choose a black man and want to rap for everyone!?"

Lin Suyu scratched his head: "Is there no dancing function?"

"...How could there be such a wise function!"

Lu Zhenglin came out from the bathroom, his forehead was still stained with some fine drops of water, he sat on the chair and picked up his phone: "Okay, Brother Yi, let's start a round of four."

Luo Xiao said anxiously: "But I don't know any game operations now..."

"It's okay, it's okay!" You Yi said proudly, "You just need to be able to walk when you enter the game, follow me and A Lin, we will take you to eat chicken!"

Looking at the new characters added in the game, Luo Xiao and Lin Suyu fell into a petrified state collectively.

"You, you... Brother Lu, did you choose... a female character?"

Looking at the enchanting woman with a graceful posture and a short skirt on the screen, Luo Xiao was so frightened that she couldn't even speak.

Lin Suyu was also silent, and after a while he said: "And...why is the name 'His Royal Highness Princess Youhan Linglu'?"

Lu Zhenglin, you are such Lu Zhenglin! ?

Even Cruise, who was used to double row with Lu Zhenglin, laughed at this moment: "If it goes well, you will know why Ah Lin did this in this round... Haha I can't take it anymore, Ah Lin, tell me yourself Well, how many times has your name been complained about?"

"I'll jump into the container first, and the two of you will follow." Lu Zhenglin said briefly, completely ignoring You Yi, who was already laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up, so he manipulated the character to jump onto the container in twos and disappeared. in the sight of others.

Youyou almost hiccupped from laughing, did he remember that he was playing a game, and said to his two younger brothers who looked at the buttons all over the screen and couldn't do anything: "Did you see that 'follow skydiving' in the upper left corner? Click it, follow me!" Lin, yes, follow Princess Lu on the 1st..."

Lu Zhenglin's hand holding the phone trembled, and he almost smashed the phone on You Yi's head out of instinct.

"Followed... and then?"

You Yi said: "Didn't you get on the plane now? When the plane arrives on the island, Ah Lin will parachute. You are following the state now, so you don't need to worry about skydiving. You click on the small map in the upper right corner, The large map will be fully displayed."

Lu Zhenglin lowered his head and looked at the plane's route, and said, "After the parachute jump, there will be a small eye icon at the bottom of the map, that's for you to adjust your perspective."

With a bang, the parachute opened, and four umbrella flowers unsteadily bloomed among the blue sky and white clouds.

"What do we need to do later? Do we need to manually cut the paracord?" Luo Xiao tried to press the small eye in the upper right corner, turned around, and found that he couldn't do anything.

"No, no, he will land automatically. After landing, he will first enter the house to search for things...Okay, he has landed!"

Because he entered the game directly without going through the novice tutorial, Luo Xiao was now completely in a state of confusion facing the full-screen UI. He tried to operate the character and ran for two steps before bumping his head against the wall.

Fortunately, hitting the wall did not deduct blood.

Still unaccustomed to manipulating the characters forward while adjusting the angle of view, Luo Xiao was struggling to fight with the characters running around like headless chickens, so when he felt strange when he was cruising and looked back, he found that Luo Xiao was manipulating the "traveling rain" Colliding back and forth between the outer wall of the house and the barbed wire as if drunk, swinging frantically from side to side as if playing some ghost video.

Playing billiards may not necessarily bounce back and forth so intensely! ?

You Yi was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "A Xiao, A Xiao, don't worry, take your time, yes, yes, first turn the angle of view, then manipulate the character to move forward, push slowly—oh, I'm going, I hit it again! The hole in the barbed wire is over!"

Lu Zhenglin, who had already finished sweeping the first floor and began to pick up supplies on the second floor, was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously said, "Spicy Xiao Lobster isn't Ah Xiao?"

He was in the bathroom just now, and happened to not hear the conversation ahead of them, so he subconsciously thought it was Luo Xiao.Just now Lu Zhenglin wanted to praise Luo Xiao for being quick and well-versed, and very well-behaved. He followed behind him and waited for him to pick things up before coming up to touch things.

Worried that Spicy Xiao Lobster would be ruined, he deliberately kept the second-level helmet and backpack.

Wait, if Spicy Xiao Lobster is not Luo Xiao, who is it...?

Seeing the female character who stopped suddenly in front of her, Lin Suyu turned her head suddenly, raised her gun and shot a bunch of bullets at his feet, and said innocently: "Brother Lu, why are you doing this?"

"A Lin, you are going to die, isn't this revealing your position?"

Without raising his head, Lu Zhenglin said softly, "My hand slipped, I'm sorry."

Cruise: "..."

Skate a ball of yarn in your hand!This hand slippery is too deliberate! !

"There is nothing in this house, brother Yi, take Ah Xiao to the next house to look for supplies."

"Understood. Ah Xiao followed brother... wait, where did you go, Ah Xiao?"

In front of Luo Xiao, the group of houses that seemed to be similar in appearance completely fell into a state of sluggishness: "I don't know where I am..."

He is crazy about roads in real life, and he is even more dizzy when he walks on a 3D map in the game.

He didn't know where he went blindly, so he pushed in any door he saw. The default automatic picking function of the system helped him pack a lot of things on his body.Luo Xiao, who was playing the game for the first time, didn't know what he needed and what he didn't need, so he could only pick up what the system picked up for him. The whole person was in a state of confusion and didn't know what he was doing now. .

"Ah, forget it, Ah Xiao has already entered the C building to pick up things, then I will go to another building to pick up supplies... Ah Xiao, look at the small map, you can meet A Lin when you are done picking up things... Ah Lin, Ah Lin, someone is coming towards you!"

"I saw it." Lu Zhenglin calmly manipulated the character to squat down by the window. Seeing Lin Suyu standing upright like a live target, he said with a headache, "Lin Suyu, squat down and get behind me!"

"Oh."

In the next second, Spicy Xiao Lobster lay on the ground, crawling back and forth on the concrete floor like a caterpillar, crawling from one end of the room to the other, and from the other end to this end.

Lu Zhenglin struggled for a long time between stepping on this character's head and turning the gun head and then slamming him, and finally chose with difficulty to pretend that he didn't see it.

After the sudden gunshots, a prompt popped up on the screen ["His Royal Highness Youhan Linglu Princess" killed "Little White Rabbit in vain").

"A Lin did a good job!" You Yi picked up the first aid kit on the ground and praised.

"There are three more."

Lu Zhenglin calmly adjusted his perspective.

["His Royal Highness Princess Youhan Linglu" killed "Have you studied 233 today?"]

"Two more."

"A Lin, it's on the roof in the southwest direction."

Following the scream of the character before it died, Lu Zhenglin said expressionlessly, "There's only one left."

Luo Xiao, who was not far away from them, asked, "Shall I come over?"

"Don't come here." Lu Zhenglin said decisively, "There are people on my side, it's too dangerous, you stay in the room, I'll take care of it."

Luo Xiao, who couldn't hold anything in his backpack, could only stand idly in the room and start admiring the scenery, trying to adjust his angle of view with his eyes wide open to see where the enemy was.

but……

What about the enemy?

Where is the enemy?

Luo Xiao didn't know how to find someone at all, and Luo Xiao, who had grass textures in his eyes, felt as if he was not playing a killing and elimination game, but a sandbox game like survival in the wild.

Perhaps it would be more appropriate for him to find a hoe and go out to dig the ground now...

"I found it, Ah Lin, on the mountain—"

The little black dot in the magnification mirror turned around and ran away, looking like he wanted to slip away, Lu Zhenglin turned over without hesitation and jumped directly from the second floor, rushing up——

["His Royal Highness Princess Youhan Linglu" kills "Why is it so difficult to choose a name"]

"Okay, Ah Xiao, come and meet me."

As soon as Lu Zhenglin finished speaking, a blood-red system notification of being hit appeared on the screen.

The system prompts that "Harpoon and Fruit" hit him in the head with a SCAR-L rifle. If he hadn't been equipped with a helmet, he might have died immediately.

But even if the character didn't die on the spot, the blood volume dropped to an extremely dangerous level.

"Anything else?" Lu Zhenglin frowned, "There are still two groups of people hiding in this poor place?"

He quickly manipulated the character back into the house, went up to the second floor and found a room to recover the blood with a first aid kit.Seeing that Spicy Xiao Lobster was still lying on the ground with his dead body, Lu Zhenglin stepped on him rather viciously, and then started searching following the signs of the gunshots.

chug-

"Where did the gunshot come from again!?"

Luo Xiao said in a bit of embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my hand and pressed the wrong button, I was the one who hit it."

The shooting button and the walking button are so close together that novices tend to accidentally shoot and waste their bullets.

"It's okay..." Lu Zhenglin took a deep breath and focused on the screen.

--found it!

You cannot shoot when you are squatting and sneaking. Before Lu Zhenglin changed his squatting position to standing, the reminder of being hit on the head popped up again.

Impossible, how could it be possible to hit the head twice in a row, and the shooting speed is too fast...

"Lin Suyu, don't stay here! It's too dangerous here, go find Brother Yi and the others!"

"how about you?"

"Of course I'll kill them before I come to you! Hurry up, here..."

The sudden gunfire sounded again.

Lin Suyu said innocently: "I'm dead. You can die lying on the ground, can this bullet go through the wall?"

Not long after the game started, Spicy Xiao Lobster suffered a headshot and lost the qualification to continue the game.

"Damn, this is cheating! We've met cheating!"

Lu Zhenglin, who fell into the dying state again, was so angry that he burst into a rough sentence.

"A Lin, I'm here to support you—"

"Brother Yi, don't come here, it's cheating! If you hit the head with a gun, the bullet can still pass through the wall. It's very likely that all four of them in the team are cheaters!"

Probably because of the extra confidence of cheating, the other party actually turned on the voice, it was a young man's voice, but the content of the speech was quite disgusting: "Oh, my little sister has good skills~ Do you want to hang out with my brother? My brother will take you to fly, I promise you will have a great time~"

The corner of Lu Zhenglin's lips curled up, and he turned on the microphone maliciously.

Three seconds later, in the mouth of the graceful woman with the name "His Royal Highness Princess Youhan Linglu", a masculine and rough male voice sounded like thunder, as if about to sing the Yellow River chorus: "Are you in love? Cut it off if you break up!" The wrist kind!"

Harpoon and fruit: "..."

Vomit - this is a mermaid!

It's disgusting!He's going to throw up! !

Lu Zhenglin, who purposely raised his voice, sneered, raised his gun and fired.

["His Royal Highness Princess Youhan Linglu" kills "Harpoon and Fruit"]

Although he has seen this kind of trick game many times, he still laughed so hard that he was about to die.

In the past, Lu Zhenglin played games with his younger sister, but her younger sister was always taken advantage of by the voices of the people in the game. That's why Lu Zhenglin developed the habit of creating a female account when playing games.

Although Lu Zhenglin's voice is soft and low-pitched when he sings, he has already practiced a strong rough Chinese voice for his younger sister. The image he created in his brain just by listening to the voice is a 1.9-meter-tall guy with a stubble face. A muscular man.

The charming woman suddenly turned into a man with a black horse, I'm afraid it can directly frighten people alive.

["You may die if I go this way" kill "Marshmallow Candy"]

While touching the equipment that exploded from the corpse, You Yi said, "Okay, Ah Lin, I killed one for you! This guy is hiding in the grass and pretending to be dead. I went around behind and shot him directly in the head. It's the same for hanging up. A vegetable chicken, scumbag."

Lu Zhenglin said disdainfully: "The technology is in a mess, and it's a waste to give them a cheat."

["Retrospective Rain" kills "Egret with Frost"]

"A Xiao, did you kill someone?" You Yi said pleasantly, "Not bad, our A Xiao is very good!"

Luo Xiao looked at the prompt that popped up from the system, and was also a little confused.

He picked up a mine just now, and he didn't know what it was for, so he randomly found a direction and threw it out to blow it up to see the effect.

In the end, it killed one...?

Lu Zhenglin had killed the last person at this time, and said: "Come here, Ah Xiao, my side is safe... why are there so many people here, and so little stuff, so poor, and the guns are all shotguns, I just use the first aid kit." Didn't see the second..."

His complaint got stuck in his throat when he saw Luo Xiao.

You Yi frightened: "A Xiao, you, a Scar and an M16...?"

The two of them were so poor that they didn't even have helmets when they were cruising, and they were frightened when they ran in the wild. As a result, Luo Xiao had a three-level backpack, two good guns, and was fully equipped. Compared with the two of them, It's like the gap between whiteboard players and RMB players.

"Brother Lu just said that there is no first aid kit, right? I have it here, can I give it to you?"

"You keep it, you keep it..."

Luo Xiao asked seriously: "I have five first aid kits here, are they enough?"

Lu Zhenglin: "...Then give me one."

You Yi: "...give me one too."

Isn't this area of ​​Ma Dan extremely poor!Where did Luo Xiao find all this equipment!

"I don't know, the system automatically picked it up for me." Luo Xiao said blankly, "Is this gun okay?"

Lu Zhenglin: "...Okay, very good."

Want to hit someone!

Luo Xiao thoughtfully said: "Then give my two guns to Brother Lu, I don't know how to play anyway."

Lu Zhenglin, who had already killed six people with two rotten guns, took the gun thrown down by Luo Xiao with tears streaming down his face.

Youyou reminded: "We killed the person, you can go down and lick the bag."

"It's the meaning of going down to touch the equipment they exploded, right?" Luo Xiao automatically replaced the words she didn't understand with sentences she could understand.

Lu Zhenglin touched the two packages and said with disgust, "A group of poor ghosts with nothing on them."

"This place is already poor, and we started fighting as soon as we came up. There must be nothing... Wait, Ah Xiao, why do you have a Scar on your back? Did you touch it?"

"Yes, there is also an M416. Is this gun considered a good gun?" Luo Xiao looked at the contents of her backpack and asked, "Brother Lu, Brother Yi, what is the third-level helmet for?"

Lu Zhenglin: "..."

"There is also a third-level backpack. I already have it. Give it to you." Luo Xiao read, "What are the quadruple and eight-fold mirrors for? Is it useful?"

Cruise: "..."

"There are still four first-aid kits, do you want to take them? My backpack seems to be almost out of place."

"Okay, okay, don't talk anymore." Lu Zhenglin said weakly, "No one will move when you lick the bag next time, let Ah Xiao take it first."

Luo Xiao: "???"

"Get ready to run laps..." Lu Zhenglin glanced at the time and said, "You guys wait here, I'll find a car."

"Run around?"

You Yi explained: "Yes, every once in a while there will be a poisonous circle, as long as you stay outside the poisonous circle, you will lose blood crazily, you have to hide in the white circle that is designated as a safe zone, and the time goes by It will shrink the circle, shrinking and shrinking. We are still quite close to the drug circle, so we have to run inside."

"clear."

However, Lu Zhenglin did not expect that they would be surrounded by people just after they ran into the safe zone.

"Why are there so many people here..." Lu Zhenglin said helplessly.

"I'm really surprised. Every time it's the direction you choose, wherever you go, there will be the most people. Isn't your technique honed like this?" You You moved to the edge of the wall, and after finishing a The gun retracted.

【"You might die if I go this way" to kill the "Little Prince of Nightclub Dancers"】

"There should be seven enemies left in this place..." Lu Zhenglin took two deep breaths, and said decisively, "Brother Yi, go out and seduce them."

"All right..." Apparently he was used to being the bait at the front, You Yu rushed out in an extremely coquettish S-shaped position, and the position he was in was suddenly filled with gunfire, and crackling gunshots rang out intensively up.

"It's over, I moved too far and was shot to death." You Yi spread his hands and adjusted to the viewing angle, "Cheer up, Teacher Lu, you can do it in a [-]v[-]!"

"pass it to me."

Lu Zhenglin focused on turning his camera, and the bullets poured out.

The number of survivors in the upper left corner is dropping rapidly, down to single digits.

After shooting the last person, Lu Zhenglin just wanted to take a breath, but who knew that the screen suddenly trembled at this moment, and then fell into darkness.

"I'm dead?" Lu Zhenglin said incredulously, "I'm actually dead?"

You Yi couldn't bear to look directly at him and said, "A Lin, you were crushed to death by an airdrop bag... Oh my god, this is the most idiot way of dying I've ever seen..."

Lu Zhenglin: "..."

Nonsense, can the airdrop bag kill people! ?

tease him! ?

You Yi sighed: "I almost ate chicken, I just saw that the number of survivors seems to be four, today's luck is not very good..."

Luo Xiao said: "There are three left."

Lin Suyu, who had been watching the battle, said at this moment: "Xiaoxiao is still alive, and there is still a chance to eat chicken."

Luo Xiao, who was lying on the grass doing nothing the whole time, unexpectedly got to the end.

"Mom, Ah Xiao, you are the team's only hope now—!"

Lu Zhenglin frowned and said: "No way, my car is out of gas, and there are no other cars nearby. I will die if I encounter a poisonous ring..."

Before he finished speaking, the safe zone shrank.

——Luo Xiao is staying at the very center of this safe range.

Lu Zhenglin's expression was almost unstoppable: "This, this, this?"

"I think Ah Xiao can win! My mother! Ah Xiao, hold on!"

The safe zone shrinks further.

Luo Xiao was still lying in the center of the circle safe and sound.

The number of survivors in the upper left corner jumped from 3 to 2.

Ten seconds later, as the scope of the poisonous circle further expanded, the number of survivors became 1.

Seeing "Good luck, eat chicken tonight!" that popped up on the screen, You Yi murmured, "Ah Xiao is the real boss..."

Regarding this game, Luo Xiao expressed her opinion honestly: "I think this game is quite boring. I didn't know what I should do throughout the whole process, so I kept wandering around, either looking at the scenery, or letting the system I picked up a bunch of things I didn't know and didn't use at all, and finally won after laying motionless on the grass for a few minutes, which is too inexplicable..."

[-]v[-] Princess Lu: "..."

The swimming bait who worked so hard to move: "..."

Cannon fodder Lin, who suffered a headshot in the first 5 minutes: "..."

[Congratulations to Luo Xiao for winning the title of Emperor of Europe]

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Appeared, the legendary episode that dropped from time to time——!

I thought it was interesting to write about the scenes of boys getting together to play games, so I wrote this episode, and I seem to write about the content of the main text, so I plan to use the episode to present their life.

If you don't like this kind of content, I'm sorry, but I probably won't write about them getting together to play games in the future. After all, this is an entertainment article, not an e-sports article, so don't worry about seeing a lot of it. Such content, this chapter is out of print.

In the future, I may write some other people’s extra content. There should be bright and red lights, as well as a special video released by the program group. I hope everyone can like this group of cute children~